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(Pro Wrestling Torch)   Pay up your Christmas Bills or expect a visit from Sexual Chocolate Santa. Just make sure to avoid what Randy Orton left in your stocking. It's the Christmas Eve Eve Raw 8pm EST   (pwtorch.com) divider line 1093
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2013-12-23 10:14:55 PM  

Moodybastard: silgryphon: Santa is an illegal immigrant

LOL

And he operates from a secret base at the north pole...is able to navigate across the globe to visit every home within one nights time..

Truly the greatest threat of our time.


He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

He's basically the NSA in a red hat.
 
2013-12-23 10:15:05 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: I'm busy playing Animal Crossing.

Why the fark are you busy talking about shiatty American cars?

Talk about high quality German imports with superior performance.  That's worth your time.


all-carz.com
 
2013-12-23 10:15:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: OK just turned on Raw and first thing I see is Mizark shoving cupcakes into Sandow's face. I assume I missed nothing of consequence so far?

The thread is RAW is Cars.

What does that say to you?

/The DeLorean, if only because of BTTF.

[carmecrazy.com image 630x317]

//IIRC, a place in Texas has been doing "new" ones with old parts, and better modern Volvo engines.

They got a electric powered one coming next year.

Ooh... farkin' A.

ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: OK just turned on Raw and first thing I see is Mizark shoving cupcakes into Sandow's face. I assume I missed nothing of consequence so far?

The thread is RAW is Cars.

What does that say to you?

/The DeLorean, if only because of BTTF.

[carmecrazy.com image 630x317]

//IIRC, a place in Texas has been doing "new" ones with old parts, and better modern Volvo engines.

I don't know anything about cars but if I could have any car in the world it would be that one! Loved those movies growing up!

That or Knight Rider anyway. My brother used to watch old reruns of that with me when I was little

[www.beatson.co.uk image 700x700]

I really just want a car I can talk too, lulz

The 80s Trans Am?

That was basically a Camaro with a different nose.

And the 90s Trans Am... small car. Chick I know had a 2001 Trans Am. Damn thing was so cramped, I could have blown myself in the passenger's seat.


I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

cdn2.modernman.com

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!
 
2013-12-23 10:15:23 PM  

Dougie AXP: Besides a '69 Z/28 I'd take this in a heartbeat.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 772x558]


The Judge is a fine entrant, but I'm more partial to the '66-'67 style because of

www.cartechbooks.com

/trust me, you're going to love car talk by the end of this match
 
2013-12-23 10:15:37 PM  
Geez, I leave you guys to go see American Hustle and there's no 1004 when I return. Oh well, the Slammy for best sideboob definitely goes to Amy Adams. There may have been a 1 second topless flash too, but I'll wait for internet detectives to determine.

/good movie too
//lots of Cooper/Bale chesthair for those not into sideboob
 
2013-12-23 10:15:41 PM  
Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?
 
2013-12-23 10:15:45 PM  

Dougie AXP: Besides a '69 Z/28 I'd take this in a heartbeat.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 772x558]


can I get an amen!
 
2013-12-23 10:15:51 PM  

silgryphon: Moodybastard: silgryphon: Santa is an illegal immigrant

LOL

And he operates from a secret base at the north pole...is able to navigate across the globe to visit every home within one nights time..

Truly the greatest threat of our time.

I read somewhere he has to fly 5 times the speed of sound just to deliver presents. He would be dead


I remember reading a physics proof saying he'd burn up due to friction with the air.
 
2013-12-23 10:16:04 PM  

eddievercetti: Old school and a import.

[www.blogcdn.com image 450x338]


R34 Skyline GT-R, hands down. My. favorite.car.of.all.time.
 
2013-12-23 10:16:33 PM  
Oh I would just like to point out that I suffered through 12 Rounds 2: The Ortoning so you didn't have to

YOU'RE WELCOME
 
2013-12-23 10:16:39 PM  

Moodybastard: silgryphon: Moodybastard: silgryphon: Santa is an illegal immigrant

LOL

And he operates from a secret base at the north pole...is able to navigate across the globe to visit every home within one nights time..

Truly the greatest threat of our time.

I read somewhere he has to fly 5 times the speed of sound just to deliver presents. He would be dead

He has advanced technology at his disposal!


Creepy robotic reindeer?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-23 10:16:45 PM  

TheManofPA: Geez, I leave you guys to go see American Hustle and there's no 1004 when I return. Oh well, the Slammy for best sideboob definitely goes to Amy Adams. There may have been a 1 second topless flash too, but I'll wait for internet detectives to determine.

/good movie too
//lots of Cooper/Bale chesthair for those not into sideboob


I heard it was almost worth it for the sideboob...
 
2013-12-23 10:16:54 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: OK just turned on Raw and first thing I see is Mizark shoving cupcakes into Sandow's face. I assume I missed nothing of consequence so far?

The thread is RAW is Cars.

What does that say to you?

/The DeLorean, if only because of BTTF.

[carmecrazy.com image 630x317]

//IIRC, a place in Texas has been doing "new" ones with old parts, and better modern Volvo engines.

They got a electric powered one coming next year.

Ooh... farkin' A.

ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: OK just turned on Raw and first thing I see is Mizark shoving cupcakes into Sandow's face. I assume I missed nothing of consequence so far?

The thread is RAW is Cars.

What does that say to you?

/The DeLorean, if only because of BTTF.

[carmecrazy.com image 630x317]

//IIRC, a place in Texas has been doing "new" ones with old parts, and better modern Volvo engines.

I don't know anything about cars but if I could have any car in the world it would be that one! Loved those movies growing up!

That or Knight Rider anyway. My brother used to watch old reruns of that with me when I was little

[www.beatson.co.uk image 700x700]

I really just want a car I can talk too, lulz

The 80s Trans Am?

That was basically a Camaro with a different nose.

And the 90s Trans Am... small car. Chick I know had a 2001 Trans Am. Damn thing was so cramped, I could have blown myself in the passenger's seat.

I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!


I want this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKOaF7esBFY
 
2013-12-23 10:17:08 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?


black santa beat up white santa.  Two people confused Austin for Houston in less than 15 minutes.  We love many different types of cars.  Slammy winners are listed up thread.

That's about it.  :D
 
2013-12-23 10:17:08 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: OK just turned on Raw and first thing I see is Mizark shoving cupcakes into Sandow's face. I assume I missed nothing of consequence so far?

The thread is RAW is Cars.

What does that say to you?

/The DeLorean, if only because of BTTF.

[carmecrazy.com image 630x317]

//IIRC, a place in Texas has been doing "new" ones with old parts, and better modern Volvo engines.

They got a electric powered one coming next year.

Ooh... farkin' A.

ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: OK just turned on Raw and first thing I see is Mizark shoving cupcakes into Sandow's face. I assume I missed nothing of consequence so far?

The thread is RAW is Cars.

What does that say to you?

/The DeLorean, if only because of BTTF.

[carmecrazy.com image 630x317]

//IIRC, a place in Texas has been doing "new" ones with old parts, and better modern Volvo engines.

I don't know anything about cars but if I could have any car in the world it would be that one! Loved those movies growing up!

That or Knight Rider anyway. My brother used to watch old reruns of that with me when I was little

[www.beatson.co.uk image 700x700]

I really just want a car I can talk too, lulz

The 80s Trans Am?

That was basically a Camaro with a different nose.

And the 90s Trans Am... small car. Chick I know had a 2001 Trans Am. Damn thing was so cramped, I could have blown myself in the passenger's seat.

I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!


Nope, I think this is your car.

mat.imageg.net
 
2013-12-23 10:17:13 PM  
If this van's a-rockin'...

webspace.webring.com
 
2013-12-23 10:17:24 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?


Intoxicated Tenor? Looks like Dougie picked a good time to forget about me, lulz
 
2013-12-23 10:17:41 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

black santa beat up white santa.  Two people confused Austin for Houston in less than 15 minutes.  We love many different types of cars.  Slammy winners are listed up thread.

That's about it.  :D


Did I win anything? I guess I should check XD
 
2013-12-23 10:17:42 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Moodybastard: silgryphon: Moodybastard: silgryphon: Santa is an illegal immigrant

LOL

And he operates from a secret base at the north pole...is able to navigate across the globe to visit every home within one nights time..

Truly the greatest threat of our time.

I read somewhere he has to fly 5 times the speed of sound just to deliver presents. He would be dead

He has advanced technology at his disposal!

Creepy robotic reindeer?

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


And near universal surveillance!
 
2013-12-23 10:17:56 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Oh I would just like to point out that I suffered through 12 Rounds 2: The Ortoning so you didn't have to

YOU'RE WELCOME


I don't have to watch 12 Rounds 2 now, but I'll go to the papers if I have to!
 
2013-12-23 10:18:19 PM  
TIED IN CANDLESTICK!
 
2013-12-23 10:18:32 PM  

verbaltoxin: If this van's a-rockin'...

[webspace.webring.com image 450x282]


Jerry the King is rocking?
 
2013-12-23 10:19:19 PM  

eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!

Nope, I think this is your car.

[mat.imageg.net image 850x850]


Could have least given me the Malibu Dream Car, GOSH!!!
 
2013-12-23 10:19:28 PM  
ShiningWizard

I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!


You may also like the ride Weird Al had in UHF, the Nash Metropolitan

www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au
 
2013-12-23 10:19:29 PM  
I can't have two favorites can I?

images.thecarconnection.com

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-12-23 10:19:30 PM  
I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.
 
2013-12-23 10:19:31 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

black santa beat up white santa.  Two people confused Austin for Houston in less than 15 minutes.  We love many different types of cars.  Slammy winners are listed up thread.

That's about it.  :D

Did I win anything? I guess I should check XD


Nope.  We didn't win anythingt.  even though I spend 30 minutes each on the Fudd posts.  Because I love you guys that much and don't need the recognition or attention or anything.
 
2013-12-23 10:19:57 PM  
Hey, I actually got to see Los Luchadors or whoever they are. Meh. The holidays lead to a slow thread, I see...
 
2013-12-23 10:20:01 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!

Nope, I think this is your car.

[mat.imageg.net image 850x850]

Could have least given me the Malibu Dream Car, GOSH!!!


You don't deserve it.
 
2013-12-23 10:20:28 PM  

verbaltoxin: If this van's a-rockin'...

[webspace.webring.com image 450x282]


killer rape van!!!!
 
2013-12-23 10:20:43 PM  

silgryphon: verbaltoxin: If this van's a-rockin'...

[webspace.webring.com image 450x282]

Jerry the King is rocking?


No, this is King's van

4.bp.blogspot.com

/The RAW box set is very successful... selling out already. Hope there's a second one.
 
2013-12-23 10:20:56 PM  

Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Geez, I leave you guys to go see American Hustle and there's no 1004 when I return. Oh well, the Slammy for best sideboob definitely goes to Amy Adams. There may have been a 1 second topless flash too, but I'll wait for internet detectives to determine.

/good movie too
//lots of Cooper/Bale chesthair for those not into sideboob

I heard it was almost worth it for the sideboob...


The movie itself stands on its own. The sideboob, "kissing scene" and strip sequence make it the perfect family film for dad
 
2013-12-23 10:21:04 PM  

ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

Intoxicated Tenor? Looks like Dougie picked a good time to forget about me, lulz


Forget you? Uh-huh. Right.

I'd like to quote 80s c-level hair band Steelheart:

"I'LL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIIIIIIIIND!!!"
 
2013-12-23 10:21:42 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.


fark you Fark - let's try that again.

image.customclassictrucks.com
 
2013-12-23 10:21:57 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Tenor Reaper: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

black santa beat up white santa.  Two people confused Austin for Houston in less than 15 minutes.  We love many different types of cars.  Slammy winners are listed up thread.

That's about it.  :D

Did I win anything? I guess I should check XD

Nope.  We didn't win anythingt.  even though I spend 30 minutes each on the Fudd posts.  Because I love you guys that much and don't need the recognition or attention or anything.


Don't blame me, I voted for Fuddfiction
 
2013-12-23 10:22:04 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.


i'm glad i'm not the only one here that isn't a car guy.  I don't get the appeal but to each their own.
 
2013-12-23 10:22:09 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Tenor Reaper: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

black santa beat up white santa.  Two people confused Austin for Houston in less than 15 minutes.  We love many different types of cars.  Slammy winners are listed up thread.

That's about it.  :D

Did I win anything? I guess I should check XD

Nope.  We didn't win anythingt.  even though I spend 30 minutes each on the Fudd posts.  Because I love you guys that much and don't need the recognition or attention or anything.


THAT'S OKAY

WE'RE COOL WITHOUT IT

I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
 
2013-12-23 10:22:17 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!

Nope, I think this is your car.

[mat.imageg.net image 850x850]

Could have least given me the Malibu Dream Car, GOSH!!!


Okay...

www.darkharbor.com
 
2013-12-23 10:22:38 PM  
There's only one true van.

allnerdity.com
 
2013-12-23 10:22:42 PM  

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!

Nope, I think this is your car.

[mat.imageg.net image 850x850]

Could have least given me the Malibu Dream Car, GOSH!!!

You don't deserve it.


Watch it Dougie. You are dealing with forces beyond your Ken!

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 10:22:48 PM  

my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.

fark you Fark - let's try that again.

[image.customclassictrucks.com image 850x637]


Isn't that the same model Tom Paris found floating in space, which led to finding Amelia Earhart on an alien planet?
 
2013-12-23 10:23:10 PM  

verbaltoxin: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

Intoxicated Tenor? Looks like Dougie picked a good time to forget about me, lulz

Forget you? Uh-huh. Right.

I'd like to quote 80s c-level hair band Steelheart:

"I'LL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIIIIIIIIND!!!"


Don't make me start singing "It's A Small World".

Cos I will.
 
2013-12-23 10:23:22 PM  
George Romney used to tie his dog to a car like this.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-23 10:23:35 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!

Nope, I think this is your car.

[mat.imageg.net image 850x850]

Could have least given me the Malibu Dream Car, GOSH!!!

You don't deserve it.

Watch it Dougie. You are dealing with forces beyond your Ken!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 515x266]

img.xooimage.com
 
2013-12-23 10:23:45 PM  
Not a car guy, but I would farking kill Batman and steal the Batmobile given the chance
 
2013-12-23 10:23:59 PM  

verbaltoxin: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

Intoxicated Tenor? Looks like Dougie picked a good time to forget about me, lulz

Forget you? Uh-huh. Right.

I'd like to quote 80s c-level hair band Steelheart:

"I'LL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIIIIIIIIND!!!"


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 10:24:08 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!

Nope, I think this is your car.

[mat.imageg.net image 850x850]

Could have least given me the Malibu Dream Car, GOSH!!!

You don't deserve it.

Watch it Dougie. You are dealing with forces beyond your Ken!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 515x266]


Your ken can kiss my barbie, toots
 
2013-12-23 10:24:28 PM  
Batista promo... so no surprise entry in RR
 
2013-12-23 10:24:30 PM  
1969 Ford Fairlane.

www.autotraderclassics.com
 
2013-12-23 10:24:32 PM  

Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]


I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

media.gamerevolution.com
 
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