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(Pro Wrestling Torch)   Pay up your Christmas Bills or expect a visit from Sexual Chocolate Santa. Just make sure to avoid what Randy Orton left in your stocking. It's the Christmas Eve Eve Raw 8pm EST   (pwtorch.com) divider line 1093
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2013-12-23 09:00:19 PM  

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!


Triple Fark you.

/at least you correctly used the slash
 
2013-12-23 09:00:34 PM  
Oh and since that was a commercial...

The Starswirl the Bearded Award:globalwarmingpraiser calls the Mark Henry retirement swerve

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 09:00:40 PM  

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!


www.prophetsofmadness.com
 
2013-12-23 09:01:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: No I don't really care to see Batista back in WWE

Most fans under the age of 12:  Who's this Batista guy?

I just want to know if he is back or is he just this year's Rock-temp and taking up space from someone else for a short run? If he is back for real then I will wait and see what the storyline is before crapping on his return

This year's Rock Temp.

Batista's probably only in until promotion for Guardians of the Galaxy begins in mid-summmer.


So I wonder how Batista will fark up Orton's title reign...oh god, HE COULD BE THE UNDISPUTED CHAMP!

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-23 09:01:54 PM  

Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

Triple Fark you.

/at least you correctly used the slash


Go back to Japan and die
 
2013-12-23 09:02:11 PM  
I haven't seen a RAW Christmas like this since Santa went in Mrs. Claus's backdoor without lube after she had just gotten over explosive diarrhea.
 
2013-12-23 09:02:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]


an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard
 
2013-12-23 09:03:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a RAW Christmas like this since Santa went in Mrs. Claus's backdoor without lube after she had just gotten over explosive diarrhea.


If that leads to a Fudd-Fic I'm going to need therapy!
 
2013-12-23 09:03:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a RAW Christmas like this since Santa went in Mrs. Claus's backdoor without lube after she had just gotten over explosive diarrhea.


Hey now, some of us are trying to eat.
 
2013-12-23 09:04:08 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

Triple Fark you.

/at least you correctly used the slash

Go back to Japan and die


Blow me, asshole.

holy shiat they mentioned Tout AND are talking smack about Tony Romo and the Cowgirls
 
2013-12-23 09:04:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]


The Guidomobile!

meanwhile, here's the new one...

www.chevrolet.com
 
2013-12-23 09:04:14 PM  
At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.
 
2013-12-23 09:04:15 PM  
they just did that thing where they talk about current events to make it seem not taped, but romo did just get hurt yesterday, is this really tapeD?
 
2013-12-23 09:04:24 PM  

Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard


Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28
 
2013-12-23 09:04:55 PM  

irishman4: they just did that thing where they talk about current events to make it seem not taped, but romo did just get hurt yesterday, is this really tapeD?


They taped last Tuesday
 
2013-12-23 09:05:01 PM  

Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

Triple Fark you.

/at least you correctly used the slash

Go back to Japan and die

Blow me, asshole.

holy shiat they mentioned Tout AND are talking smack about Tony Romo and the Cowgirls


Chairshot to the head
 
2013-12-23 09:05:19 PM  

irishman4: they just did that thing where they talk about current events to make it seem not taped, but romo did just get hurt yesterday, is this really tapeD?


I think they dub some of the commentary on occasion
 
2013-12-23 09:05:26 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

Triple Fark you.

/at least you correctly used the slash

Go back to Japan and die


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
 
2013-12-23 09:05:38 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28


but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.
 
2013-12-23 09:06:24 PM  

Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.


Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 09:06:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28


either way, Dougie has the fastest Camaro on earth...except for the one guy that brought his Camaro to Hennessy's shop.
 
2013-12-23 09:06:48 PM  

Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.


Well, I'll give you that, but only because I posted an '89.

But if I had posted an 85, I would have been correct.
 
2013-12-23 09:07:00 PM  

ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]


knock that shiat off you larping mark
 
2013-12-23 09:07:17 PM  

eddievercetti: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

The Guidomobile!

meanwhile, here's the new one...

[www.chevrolet.com image 850x365]


oohhh..me likey
 
2013-12-23 09:07:30 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie has the fastestBest Camaro on earth...except for the one guy that brought his Camaro to Hennessy's shop.

 
2013-12-23 09:08:08 PM  
And now....

The 'IT'S ME' Award for fWc sign of the year: Supercampion and his CLENIS..........

...sign

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 09:08:27 PM  
Going completely off topic here, but I have to know from you guys:

I was watching the "Santa Clause" movies this weekend, and I had this thought. In TSC2, Santa has to have a Mrs. Claus or else he would be de-Santafied. Tim Allen's character became the Claus when he caused the old one to fall off the roof and die.

So what happened to the old Mrs. C?
 
2013-12-23 09:08:39 PM  

Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.


Jeezus can you car heads take your Chevy fellating over to the Fark Us tab or something?
 
2013-12-23 09:08:56 PM  
The IROC was so horrible. The entire 3rd gen had a look only the 80s could love, but 215 hp? Nope.
 
2013-12-23 09:09:05 PM  
Let's see what Matt Hardy has to say about all this car talk...

img.fark.net

Thank you Matt Hardy
 
2013-12-23 09:09:06 PM  

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 09:09:13 PM  

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark


Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?
 
2013-12-23 09:09:54 PM  
I thought the last time we seen Batista he was in multiple casts wheelchair bound whining about how nobody appreciated him
 
2013-12-23 09:10:05 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.

Jeezus can you car heads take your Chevy fellating over to the Fark Us tab or something?


hey now, this discussion isn't over.  I have yet to explain to these guys why their cars will bow before the might of my 1990 Lumina.  XD
 
2013-12-23 09:10:09 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark

Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?


Shawn cried when he lost his smile.
 
2013-12-23 09:10:16 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.

Jeezus can you car heads take your Chevy fellating over to the Fark Us tab or something?


I'm actually more of a Pontiac person.

GTO beats everything.
 
2013-12-23 09:10:36 PM  

clintster: Going completely off topic here, but I have to know from you guys:

I was watching the "Santa Clause" movies this weekend, and I had this thought. In TSC2, Santa has to have a Mrs. Claus or else he would be de-Santafied. Tim Allen's character became the Claus when he caused the old one to fall off the roof and die.

So what happened to the old Mrs. C?


She died along with him.

Did you know in Home Alone Kevin's ticket gets thrown away when the milk and soda gets spilled. My mind was blown
 
2013-12-23 09:10:51 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.

Jeezus can you car heads take your Chevy fellating over to the Fark Us tab or something?


Hey, this is more entertaining than the show right now.

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark

Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?


1.bp.blogspot.com

"What? Are you gonna cry now? Cry, cry for me crybaby! Cry!"
 
2013-12-23 09:11:05 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

either way, Dougie has the fastest Camaro on earth...except for the one guy that brought his Camaro to Hennessy's shop.


The important difference? Mine still has it's warranty. BOOM!

www.sohh.com
 
2013-12-23 09:11:15 PM  

verbaltoxin: The IROC was so horrible. The entire 3rd gen had a look only the 80s could love, but 215 hp? Nope.


The 3G Camaros looked really good when they were new.  Too bad the engines were so underpowered.  :(
 
2013-12-23 09:11:15 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark

Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?


Maybe he'll play nice if we give him a Slammy of his own. Like Most Awkward Attempts to Get Over With a Farkette That Didn't Work Slammy?
 
2013-12-23 09:11:54 PM  

Dougie AXP: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

either way, Dougie has the fastest Camaro on earth...except for the one guy that brought his Camaro to Hennessy's shop.

The important difference? Mine still has it's warranty. BOOM!

[www.sohh.com image 300x300]


good call there!  :)
 
2013-12-23 09:12:04 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: The IROC was so horrible. The entire 3rd gen had a look only the 80s could love, but 215 hp? Nope.

The 3G Camaros looked really good when they were new.  Too bad the engines were so underpowered.  :(


The one from MASK was cool. I had that one.
 
2013-12-23 09:12:08 PM  

my lip balm addiction: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark

Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?

Maybe he'll play nice if we give him a Slammy of his own. Like Most Awkward Attempts to Get Over With a Farkette That Didn't Work Slammy?


I dunno... GMJ might have a lock on that one for his awkward courting of Jetskimoo.
 
2013-12-23 09:12:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.

Jeezus can you car heads take your Chevy fellating over to the Fark Us tab or something?

I'm actually more of a Pontiac person.

GTO beats everything.


I think the last gen GTO was horribly under-appreciated.  I really loved the body style.
 
2013-12-23 09:13:02 PM  

my lip balm addiction: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark

Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?

Maybe he'll play nice if we give him a Slammy of his own. Like Most Awkward Attempts to Get Over With a Farkette That Didn't Work Slammy?


Hey now they weren't all awkward... some were quite sweet actually
 
2013-12-23 09:13:24 PM  
My goodness, the show is so meh, we are reduced to talking about Camaros...

cdn.carthrottle.com

BEST IN THE WORLD!

/not really but still cool.
 
2013-12-23 09:13:26 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Fark you too.

Z/28 > ZL1!

[www.prophetsofmadness.com image 850x637]

an IROC is not a Z/28 is not a ZL1.

You farking tard

Actually, the IROC began as an option package for the Z28

but then became it's own trim. Therefore NOT the same.

Jeezus can you car heads take your Chevy fellating over to the Fark Us tab or something?

I'm actually more of a Pontiac person.

GTO beats everything.

I think the last gen GTO was horribly under-appreciated.  I really loved the body style.


I also liked the Holden GTO, Because it was basically a '97-'02 Grand Prix.
 
2013-12-23 09:13:32 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark

Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?

Maybe he'll play nice if we give him a Slammy of his own. Like Most Awkward Attempts to Get Over With a Farkette That Didn't Work Slammy?

I dunno... GMJ might have a lock on that one for his awkward courting of Jetskimoo.


Except GMJ actually landed jetskimoo. Totally different.
 
2013-12-23 09:14:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Daquin: At the rate this thread is going, the Gredunza and LMS will be the same post.

Liking your odds are ya? ;-)

[i1263.photobucket.com image 640x459]

knock that shiat off you larping mark

Awww Dougie is mad at SW now cause she wouldn't go out with him

Is Dougie gonna cry now?

Maybe he'll play nice if we give him a Slammy of his own. Like Most Awkward Attempts to Get Over With a Farkette That Didn't Work Slammy?

I dunno... GMJ might have a lock on that one for his awkward courting of Jetskimoo.


been married for almost 10 years, so I guess it worked.  ;)
 
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