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(Pro Wrestling Torch)   Pay up your Christmas Bills or expect a visit from Sexual Chocolate Santa. Just make sure to avoid what Randy Orton left in your stocking. It's the Christmas Eve Eve Raw 8pm EST   ( pwtorch.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Sexual Chocolate Santa, Randy Orton, Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter, named stars, Dodge Viper  
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2013-12-23 07:39:56 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW


.....
 
2013-12-23 07:40:12 PM  

Supercampion: Whoa there Karate. Your not the ONLY fwc rookie of the year.



thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-12-23 07:41:04 PM  

Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....


Oh you didn't know?
 
2013-12-23 07:42:11 PM  
 Soon.........
 
2013-12-23 07:42:52 PM  

TheManofPA: Also:

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Help us all if that is true.....help us all


So you're saying that it's Batista's title and come this Sunday Wrestlemania he'll be needing it back?

HIDE YO BASKETBALLS
 
2013-12-23 07:44:09 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?


Daa naa NAA na

Yo ass betta CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
www.awfulannouncing.com
 
2013-12-23 07:44:34 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?


....
 
2013-12-23 07:44:49 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: Also:

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Help us all if that is true.....help us all

So you're saying that it's Batista's title and come this Sunday Wrestlemania he'll be needing it back?

HIDE YO BASKETBALLS


Why would they give it to Batista of all ppl. Oh wait that was stupid thing to ask

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT's why
 
2013-12-23 07:44:59 PM  
cdn.brosome.com
 
2013-12-23 07:49:14 PM  
cdn01.dailycaller.com Soon.....
 
2013-12-23 07:49:53 PM  

clintster: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?

Daa naa NAA na

Yo ass betta CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[www.awfulannouncing.com image 320x240]


I snorted!
 
2013-12-23 07:49:58 PM  
ok people i am here and i have beer.
 
2013-12-23 07:50:54 PM  

That guy on the bike: ok people i am here and i have beer.


and I have cheese and crackers!
 
2013-12-23 07:50:57 PM  

Karate Explosion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]

Just tweeted it to him!

So, I have to assume my undisputed slammy win earns me some type of PS, yes?

what say you SW?


WAIT FOR IT!!!!!! lulz
 
2013-12-23 07:51:12 PM  
Tonight's Raw is brought to me by Long Trail's Limbo IPA.  Can't go wrong with a Long Trail

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-12-23 07:52:08 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn.brosome.com image 630x945]


Merry Christmas to me


fark you.
 
2013-12-23 07:52:40 PM  
8 mins till tape go time
 
2013-12-23 07:53:27 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn.brosome.com image 630x945]


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 07:53:47 PM  

clintster: OK, fellas (and SW) come next week, I am taking myself to New York to pitch my idea to A&E of a new reality show to replace Duck Dynasty. Here's my sell pic:
[img.fark.net image 752x720]
Follow the Buzzards Ducks


featuring darren young as sister abigail, just to make sure there's no repeat mistakes...
 
2013-12-23 07:54:04 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn01.dailycaller.com image 594x255] Soon.....


I better get my lotion ready
 
2013-12-23 07:54:14 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn.brosome.com image 630x945]


Too big to GIF
 
2013-12-23 07:54:24 PM  
cdn.brosome.com
 
2013-12-23 07:54:44 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Oh Joseph, my dear sweet wonderful Joey

Arg...you had me at your beck-and-call until you said 'Joey'... Worst form of 'Joseph' in existence (imo)

Other than that, you may continue with the effusive praise.  XD

/lulz
//slow day at the cubicle farm

You know us gals, we like to build ya up just to ruin it at the end! lulz


lol!  *internet high five*
 
2013-12-23 07:56:21 PM  
I love the fake snow graphics they just did
 
2013-12-23 07:56:26 PM  

Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]


We love you too :)
 
2013-12-23 07:56:32 PM  
oh boy this is going to be bad.  we are going to need a lot of jokes for tonight
 
2013-12-23 07:56:49 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?


I know. Heel Dougie got TOLD.
 
2013-12-23 07:57:14 PM  

silgryphon: I love the fake snow graphics they just did


a licky boom boom down
 
2013-12-23 07:57:46 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
is this............ShiningWizard?
 
2013-12-23 07:58:19 PM  

emtbiz: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x1278]
is this............ShiningWizard?


Too tall.
 
2013-12-23 07:59:50 PM  

verbaltoxin: emtbiz: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x1278]
is this............ShiningWizard?

Too tall.


Here's ShiningWizard meeting Abby from NCIS

www.contactmusic.com
 
2013-12-23 08:00:25 PM  
THEN

NOW

XANTA KLAUS
 
2013-12-23 08:00:32 PM  

verbaltoxin: emtbiz: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x1278]
is this............ShiningWizard?

Too tall.


Sure, yea... that's the ONLY difference! lulz

I'd be happy to resemble any piece of her... especially wearing that necklace!!!
 
2013-12-23 08:00:57 PM  
It's Kwanzaa Santa
 
2013-12-23 08:01:08 PM  
THEN
NOW
PRERECORDED
 
2013-12-23 08:01:08 PM  
i have a feeling Mizark/Sandow promos are going to be the only good thing tonight
 
2013-12-23 08:01:18 PM  
lol mark henry claus right off the top
 
2013-12-23 08:01:40 PM  
Grandmeister Sexay?
 
2013-12-23 08:02:13 PM  

THEN


NOW


FOLEY POP

 
2013-12-23 08:02:27 PM  
i bet anyone 1000000000000000 internets that mark henry wins. i'l give you 2:1 odds
 
2013-12-23 08:02:27 PM  
I love those fake presents
 
2013-12-23 08:03:04 PM  
I see HHH has his ho ho ho with him
 
2013-12-23 08:03:12 PM  
So, we get coal in our stocking to start.
 
2013-12-23 08:03:12 PM  
triple grinch to start us off
 
2013-12-23 08:03:21 PM  
Heh, couldn't say the whole punchline of the joke could you, JBL?
 
2013-12-23 08:03:33 PM  

silgryphon: I love those fake presents


You leave Aftermarket Bella alone!!!
 
2013-12-23 08:03:35 PM  
what is Kane giving out?
 
2013-12-23 08:04:00 PM  
Is Kane handing out Ron Paul bumper stickers?

/he should have come out as the Christmas Creature
 
2013-12-23 08:04:02 PM  

The Bestest: what is Kane giving out?


 5 inch penises
 
2013-12-23 08:04:35 PM  
no lawler?

A merry christmas indeed!
 
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