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2013-12-23 02:05:01 AM  
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2013-12-23 02:08:17 AM  
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2013-12-23 02:09:36 AM  
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2013-12-23 08:34:59 AM  
Remember when wrestling sucked but it was still somewhat watchable? If we could just go back to what the WWE did in 2006, I think that would make it watchable again.
 
2013-12-23 10:55:54 AM  
My headline didn't make it

Will Good Santa Mizark squish Bad Santa Sandow's peas and save Kwanzaa? Can John Cena rise above frankincense? Are the Divas having a Ho Ho Ho match? Is everyone just here for the first annual FWC Slammies? It's WWE Raw is Christmas, 8 PM on USA

/I guess spamming your submission so it has comments is now the way to get it noticed.

//Now, when are the Slammies announced?
 
2013-12-23 10:59:08 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: My headline didn't make it

Will Good Santa Mizark squish Bad Santa Sandow's peas and save Kwanzaa? Can John Cena rise above frankincense? Are the Divas having a Ho Ho Ho match? Is everyone just here for the first annual FWC Slammies? It's WWE Raw is Christmas, 8 PM on USA

/I guess spamming your submission so it has comments is now the way to get it noticed.


Yes but Pug Life was pretty cute though, lulz
 
2013-12-23 11:02:00 AM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: My headline didn't make it

Will Good Santa Mizark squish Bad Santa Sandow's peas and save Kwanzaa? Can John Cena rise above frankincense? Are the Divas having a Ho Ho Ho match? Is everyone just here for the first annual FWC Slammies? It's WWE Raw is Christmas, 8 PM on USA

/I guess spamming your submission so it has comments is now the way to get it noticed.

Yes but Pug Life was pretty cute though, lulz


As long as there is a RAW thread, I can't complain too much. Though it's been nearly two years, it's still somewhat surprising we get a thread.

Now, where's GMJ with the Slammies? I need my ego fed like it was Ryback!

Also, I want to discuss with him the idea of a FWC Hall of Fame for Wrestlemania time.
 
2013-12-23 11:08:02 AM  
Shouldn't be too surprising. We kinda generate a lot of posts so I would think that would endear us to fark a little. Besides Drew may be fan of the fWc after Raw is nPo, lulz
 
2013-12-23 11:09:50 AM  

ShiningWizard: Shouldn't be too surprising. We kinda generate a lot of posts so I would think that would endear us to fark a little. Besides Drew may be fan of the fWc after Raw is nPo, lulz


So, you want to win the Gredunza again tonight, or is it my turn?

Oops, KAYFABE! I forgot, we can't have our booking meetings out in the open.
 
2013-12-23 11:16:03 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Shouldn't be too surprising. We kinda generate a lot of posts so I would think that would endear us to fark a little. Besides Drew may be fan of the fWc after Raw is nPo, lulz

So, you want to win the Gredunza again tonight, or is it my turn?

Oops, KAYFABE! I forgot, we can't have our booking meetings out in the open.


I think fWc creative wants me to get another win tonight to pull within one of you setting up a chance at a tying title shot next week only to have nathanjr schwerve the dunza with a dusty finish at the last second in an epic heel turn, lulz
 
2013-12-23 11:18:02 AM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Shouldn't be too surprising. We kinda generate a lot of posts so I would think that would endear us to fark a little. Besides Drew may be fan of the fWc after Raw is nPo, lulz

So, you want to win the Gredunza again tonight, or is it my turn?

Oops, KAYFABE! I forgot, we can't have our booking meetings out in the open.

I think fWc creative wants me to get another win tonight to pull within one of you setting up a chance at a tying title shot next week only to have nathanjr schwerve the dunza with a dusty finish at the last second in an epic heel turn, lulz


As long as we keep the young talent down, I'm okay with that.
 
2013-12-23 11:19:20 AM  
Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!
 
2013-12-23 11:22:44 AM  
So we really are TripleBastard and ShiningGagne after all huh? XD
 
2013-12-23 11:24:04 AM  

ShiningWizard: So we really are TripleBastard and ShiningGagne after all huh? XD


US.

US EVERYWHERE.
 
2013-12-23 11:27:11 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!


I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!
 
2013-12-23 11:28:13 AM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!


Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.
 
2013-12-23 11:31:27 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.


Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz
 
2013-12-23 11:32:48 AM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz


I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.
 
2013-12-23 11:38:08 AM  

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce to you the

**Inaugural FWC Slammy Award Winners**



Overall Thread of the year: Post-WM Raw (4/9/13)

Member of the year: Shining Wizard

Headline of the year: Randy Ortons on the Politics Tab (thread 7137762)
(headline read: "Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains")

FWC Rookie of the year: In this category, we have a tie between Karate Explosion and Supercampion at 16 votes each.   (Your host suggests a dance-off to determine the winner, lulz)

Starswirl the Bearded Award: globalwarmingpraiser calls the Mark Henry retirement swerve

FWC meme of the year: Ziggler sells X to Y

Faction of the year: The NPO

Gredunza champ of the year: ShiningWizard, with a staggering eight wins in 2013.

Comeback of the year: FirstNationalBastard

The 'IT'S ME' Award for fWc sign of the year: CLENIS

Redacted Award for best single joke of the year: In reference to the K-Mart commercial: "I haven't seen a WWE Superstar crash a little kid's birthday party like that since The King learned about Megan's Law."

Pancake Award for most unintentionally funny thing of the year: JBL verifies a trivia question for verbaltoxin.

Sin Cara Memorial Award for botch of the year:Cena puts Ryback through the light wall, walks away; Refs declare their LMS match to be a no-contest

The Gooker Award for worst segment of the year: Diva musical chairs

The Screaming Eagle Award for the best 'Real American' of the year: Antonio Cesaro


***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark.  So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around.  I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.

Congratulations to all of the winners, and thank you to everyone for making this such an awesome year for the FWC!  Here's to a happy holidays, and a great start to 2014!
 
2013-12-23 11:38:42 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz

I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.


I think I'm starting to catch enough flack from winning around here as it is, lulz

I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!
 
2013-12-23 11:39:47 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz

I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.


Hey hey hey HEY!  You two want to take this elsewhere, that's fine.  But don't forget -- no matter what Creative tells you, there's no marking out in the champagne room.  None.   :D

/obscure?
//I hope not
///lulz
 
2013-12-23 11:41:39 AM  

We're heading out of town for the holidays tomorrow, so we'll mostly be afk from tonight's thread (still have to pack and such).  But, here's the checklist!


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)


credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-12-23 11:42:53 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Headline of the year: Randy Ortons on the Politics Tab (thread 7137762)
(headline read: "Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains")


I contest Headline of the Year!

If you look at that headline, it was from May 2012, and is therefore ineligible!
 
2013-12-23 11:46:29 AM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz

I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.

I think I'm starting to catch enough flack from winning around here as it is, lulz

I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!


It's okay, we're now the Two Person Power Trip.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-23 12:01:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Headline of the year: Randy Ortons on the Politics Tab (thread 7137762)
(headline read: "Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains")

I contest Headline of the Year!

If you look at that headline, it was from May 2012, and is therefore ineligible!


Aw, geez, how did I miss that.  *facepalm*

Well, that means the correct winner is: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:   Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT


My apologies to all for the error on my part.
 
2013-12-23 12:04:08 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark. So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around. I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.


An IATTC List was put together late last week on the fWc wiki.

ShiningWizard wins the IATTC Champ of the year, with 11 wins.

/I can hear verbaltoxin screaming already.
 
2013-12-23 12:09:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark. So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around. I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.

An IATTC List was put together late last week on the fWc wiki.

ShiningWizard wins the IATTC Champ of the year, with 11 wins.

/I can hear verbaltoxin screaming already.


Well, strike two for me today.  I really should go back to bed and start this day over.  :(

Sorry I missed that.
 
2013-12-23 12:10:01 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark.  So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around.  I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.


Actually I was working on figuring out when we started the IATTTC and found the thread where we originally set the 502 mark made an attempt to hit it. While we tend to botch the crap out of it (A LOT!), I was able to track down the first fWc IATTTC winner, verbaltoxin, as well as get all of the winners (and botches) from that point on and post the list to the fWc Wiki.

I have no idea when or how many Hardcore titles have been won and since they are allowed in any thread on any tab I don't know if there really is a way to find all of them. I doubt even a mod could do that
 
2013-12-23 12:14:22 PM  
So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): Shining Wizard, with a total of 11
 
2013-12-23 12:24:49 PM  
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2013-12-23 12:41:05 PM  
ShiningWizard:
I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?
 
2013-12-23 12:47:35 PM  
Merry Festivus, fWc! I'll be out doing some last-minute Christmas shopping (Good heavens, just look at the time!), but as always, I'll be lurking on my mobile. Have fun!

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


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2013-12-23 12:48:08 PM  

cynicalminion: ShiningWizard:
I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?


No I was referring to PTP's former manager and the Kobe meme...

www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2013-12-23 12:57:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): ShiningWizard, with a total of 11


Oh don't be so harsh on yourself! Without you there wouldn't have been any fWc Slammys as the rest of us are for too lazy for such an undertaking, lulz
 
2013-12-23 01:00:10 PM  
LOL Pug Cena.
 
2013-12-23 01:01:24 PM  

ShiningWizard: cynicalminion: ShiningWizard:
I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?

No I was referring to PTP's former manager and the Kobe meme...

[www.memegeneokerlund.com image 250x250]


nice.  must have faded out before i started following these threads... first i'd seen it...  was confused...
 
2013-12-23 01:08:09 PM  
Is this RAW live from the Hammerstein ballroom?
 
2013-12-23 01:10:20 PM  

cynicalminion: ShiningWizard: cynicalminion: ShiningWizard:
I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?

No I was referring to PTP's former manager and the Kobe meme...

[www.memegeneokerlund.com image 250x250]

nice.  must have faded out before i started following these threads... first i'd seen it...  was confused...


AW was the manager of the Prime Time Players back in 2012. He would wear a headset and talk all throughout the matches. Then he made the Kobe Bryant joke, and was redacted.

Completely killed the PTP's push, until Black Cena decided he had to be Regular Cena's opposite in every way and became gay.
 
2013-12-23 01:27:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: ShiningWizard: cynicalminion: ShiningWizard:
I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?

No I was referring to PTP's former manager and the Kobe meme...

[www.memegeneokerlund.com image 250x250]

nice.  must have faded out before i started following these threads... first i'd seen it...  was confused...

AW was the manager of the Prime Time Players back in 2012. He would wear a headset and talk all throughout the matches. Then he made the Kobe Bryant joke, and was redacted.

Completely killed the PTP's push, until Black Cena decided he had to be Regular Cena's opposite in every way and became gay.


sweet.  learned my new thing for the day and the show doesn't start for another six hours... today should be great!
 
2013-12-23 01:30:27 PM  
Congrats to this year's FWC Slammy winnars!

Have fun tonight...getting ready to take Ms. Tlplx to the airport this evening so she can fly out and spend Xmas and New Year's with her Mama-san (like we've done every year since she was 3).

Maybe check in late. Tonight's a good night for a liberal amount of bourbon.
 
2013-12-23 01:40:38 PM  

Mztlplx: liberal amount of bourbon.


sounds good!  I'll bring the eggnog.  :)
 
2013-12-23 01:58:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): Shining Wizard, with a total of 11


Mwahahaha in the swerve, both of the top headlines were mine, my own, my precious..............

Also, I stole the submitting headlines at 2am from FNB when he gave the advice years ago as we were trying to get threads green before show. I didn't know anyone still did it and wanted to put in the Pug pictures because oddly enough of all the posted pictures, that had never happened and seemed easy.
 
2013-12-23 02:13:56 PM  
Also:

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Help us all if that is true.....help us all
 
2013-12-23 02:18:07 PM  

TheManofPA: For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.


and I'm going all the way to NOLA for the possibility of THAT?!

th09.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-23 02:18:22 PM  
On the good news side of things:

Raw may release a Dark Segments/Matches DVD. Never before released moments after RAW has gone off the air and the cameras keep rolling. Stone Cold singing to the fans, Vince doing a Spinnarooni, dark matches Cena vs. Edge, etc
 
2013-12-23 02:18:43 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): ShiningWizard, with a total of 11

Oh don't be so harsh on yourself! Without you there wouldn't have been any fWc Slammys as the rest of us are for too lazy for such an undertaking, lulz


Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D
 
2013-12-23 02:27:21 PM  
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, I'M HERE!  But if the Christmas show is as atrocious as last year's, I'm not watching.

/the gredunza is mine!
 
2013-12-23 02:33:33 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): ShiningWizard, with a total of 11

Oh don't be so harsh on yourself! Without you there wouldn't have been any fWc Slammys as the rest of us are for too lazy for such an undertaking, lulz

Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D


I'm tempted to see a farker make a "What's your Fark handle JBL?" sign.

And agreed with GMJ, a photoshopped award sent to JBL is a great idea
 
2013-12-23 02:38:56 PM  

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): ShiningWizard, with a total of 11

Oh don't be so harsh on yourself! Without you there wouldn't have been any fWc Slammys as the rest of us are for too lazy for such an undertaking, lulz

Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

I'm tempted to see a farker make a "What's your Fark handle JBL?" sign.

And agreed with GMJ, a photoshopped award sent to JBL is a great idea


Waidaminnit. Wouldn't that be SW giving an award to SW? She's JBL, we already knew that.
 
2013-12-23 03:03:33 PM  

TheManofPA: For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.


So Rock/Cena, the cheap version?

Plus, Jeff Jarrett resigned from TNA aka he gone.
 
2013-12-23 03:40:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): Shining Wizard, with a total of 11

Mwahahaha in the swerve, both of the top headlines were mine, my own, my precious..............

Also, I stole the submitting headlines at 2am from FNB when he gave the advice years ago as we were trying to get threads green before show. I didn't know anyone still did it and wanted to put in the Pug pictures because oddly enough of all the posted pictures, that had never happened and seemed easy.


You learned too well.

NOW I MUST DESTROY YOU!
 
2013-12-23 03:42:00 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list.  I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:    Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): ShiningWizard, with a total of 11

Oh don't be so harsh on yourself! Without you there wouldn't have been any fWc Slammys as the rest of us are for too lazy for such an undertaking, lulz

Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D


Oh Joseph, my dear sweet wonderful Joey... you really think I don't already have something PShopped up for the fWc Slammys tonight? Tisk, tisk! XD

When I get home I'll post the pic so you can tweet it out to him asap. Don't have access to it here at work
 
2013-12-23 03:55:05 PM  

ShiningWizard: Oh Joseph, my dear sweet wonderful Joey


Arg...you had me at your beck-and-call until you said 'Joey'... Worst form of 'Joseph' in existence (imo)

Other than that, you may continue with the effusive praise.  XD

/lulz
//slow day at the cubicle farm
 
2013-12-23 05:05:06 PM  

cman: Remember when wrestling sucked but it was still somewhat watchable? If we could just go back to what the WWE did in 2006, I think that would make it watchable again.


there was a gold era of sports entertainment

img837.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-23 05:12:50 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Oh Joseph, my dear sweet wonderful Joey

Arg...you had me at your beck-and-call until you said 'Joey'... Worst form of 'Joseph' in existence (imo)

Other than that, you may continue with the effusive praise.  XD

/lulz
//slow day at the cubicle farm


You know us gals, we like to build ya up just to ruin it at the end! lulz
 
2013-12-23 05:25:02 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Oh Joseph, my dear sweet wonderful Joey

Arg...you had me at your beck-and-call until you said 'Joey'... Worst form of 'Joseph' in existence (imo)

Other than that, you may continue with the effusive praise.  XD

/lulz
//slow day at the cubicle farm


i know a couple of guys who go by joey in all but formal settings, but in both cases the response is "no, JOSEPH is my father.  my name's joey."  and i get the sense that neither of them got along well with their dads, unfortunately...

at least joey works with a y.  being called matty sets my teeth on edge.  both sides of my family are split half and half along matthew/matt lines, so either of those works fine by me, but it wasn't until i was out of college that i ran into someone who used that -y.  was one of those "i heard noise coming out of your mouth, but that was not a recognizable word" moments.
 
2013-12-23 05:29:13 PM  
oh, and before the raw thread takes off i wanted to make sure i'm still following where the arc is at.  is royal rumble the only ppv before wm?
 
2013-12-23 05:32:42 PM  

cynicalminion: oh, and before the raw thread takes off i wanted to make sure i'm still following where the arc is at.  is royal rumble the only ppv before wm?


Nope.

Rumble, Elimination Chamber, WM.
 
2013-12-23 05:57:32 PM  
ok, elimination chamber i'm not familiar with, is it an orton marathon?
 
2013-12-23 06:00:26 PM  

cynicalminion: ok, elimination chamber i'm not familiar with, is it an orton marathon?


You beat me to the Orton joke.

No, they lock 5 guys in little plexiglass booths built into a cage around the ring, and let them out one at a time to fight.

Santino almost won the WHC in the 2012 Elimination Chamber match, and it would have been the most awesome audible ever called if they'd had him go over and keep the belt until Smackdown. I mean, considering they had Sheamus beat Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds at WM, I don't think losing to Santino would have hurt him too much at that time.
 
2013-12-23 06:04:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: ok, elimination chamber i'm not familiar with, is it an orton marathon?

You beat me to the Orton joke.

No, they lock 5 guys in little plexiglass booths built into a cage around the ring, and let them out one at a time to fight.

Santino almost won the WHC in the 2012 Elimination Chamber match, and it would have been the most awesome audible ever called if they'd had him go over and keep the belt until Smackdown. I mean, considering they had Sheamus beat Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds at WM, I don't think losing to Santino would have hurt him too much at that time.


lemme guess, since they're trying to keep interest up for total divas, this year they'll have extra boxes built for them to dance around in while the match is going?
 
2013-12-23 06:10:47 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals!  I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind.  :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz

I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.

I think I'm starting to catch enough flack from winning around here as it is, lulz

I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!


You rang?
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-23 06:17:36 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-23 06:50:30 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D


Here ya go...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 06:53:35 PM  
Actually, JBL's slammy should depict the figure with the cowboy hat soaping up a new hire in the shower, whether he wants it or not.
 
2013-12-23 07:01:21 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]


Nice!  BTW, do you (or anyone else) have the thread number for when that occured on air?
 
2013-12-23 07:03:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]

Nice!  BTW, do you (or anyone else) have the thread number for when that occured on air?


probably Survivor Series
 
2013-12-23 07:06:00 PM  
BTW, I just submitted another Orton-related Sports link.  Hop on over and give it a few comments!  :D
 
2013-12-23 07:13:39 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, I just submitted another Orton-related Sports link.  Hop on over and give it a few comments!  :D


I like it, but I like the one about Romo throwing his back out and it getting intercepted.
 
2013-12-23 07:17:10 PM  
Sup peeps

Are you ready?

ARE YOU READY FOR SUCKAGE!
 
2013-12-23 07:18:36 PM  
Fark you.
 
2013-12-23 07:19:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce to you the**Inaugural FWC Slammy Award Winners**

FWC Rookie of the year: In this category, we have a landslide winner Karate Explosion... seriously guys, it wasnt even close. He had like... 11 million votes. It was cray-cray



Wow... thank you. Truly humbled.
 
2013-12-23 07:20:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, I just submitted another Orton-related Sports link.  Hop on over and give it a few comments!  :D

I like it, but I like the one about Romo throwing his back out and it getting intercepted.


looks like neither of those got greened.. one about "guaranteed not to choke" did
 
2013-12-23 07:21:37 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]

Nice!  BTW, do you (or anyone else) have the thread number for when that occured on air?


I do not but I was going to ask who had posted the  Redacted Award for best single joke of the year:In reference to the K-Mart commercial: "I haven't seen a WWE Superstar crash a little kid's birthday party like that since The King learned about Megan's Law."  ???
 
2013-12-23 07:22:07 PM  

Karate Explosion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce to you the**Inaugural FWC Slammy Award Winners**

FWC Rookie of the year: In this category, we have a landslide winner Karate Explosion... seriously guys, it wasnt even close. He had like... 11 million votes. It was cray-cray


Wow... thank you. Truly humbled.


No, but you will be

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-23 07:23:22 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-23 07:25:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Also:

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Help us all if that is true.....help us all


I am prepared to mark out for a Batista reappearance. Bout damned time too.

/NPO in da hizzouse
 
2013-12-23 07:26:49 PM  

Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]


I'd nail your wife
 
2013-12-23 07:29:44 PM  

silgryphon: Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]

I'd nail your wife


static5.businessinsider.com

Just his wife?
 
2013-12-23 07:31:37 PM  

silgryphon: Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]

I'd nail your wife


Uh... o_O... anyway, lulz

She is beautiful as are both your little girls KE!
 
2013-12-23 07:32:56 PM  

silgryphon: Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]

I'd nail your wife


So would I. And I have. TWICE.
 
2013-12-23 07:33:08 PM  

WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB?

GO EAGLES!

 
2013-12-23 07:33:16 PM  

my lip balm addiction: TheManofPA: Also:

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Help us all if that is true.....help us all

I am prepared to mark out for a Batista reappearance. Bout damned time too.

/NPO in da hizzouse


with all these comebacks and whatnot, i'm starting to get the sense that i ended up drifting away (the first time) because everybody i liked to watch got broken...  so i started switching channels more and more often, when i knew i wasn't gonna see one of my favorites back again... eventually found something else to watch, i guess... the second time was fairly straightforward, i moved out of the apartment that had cable and wwe games, dvds, pictures, etc plastered all over.  by the time i had cable access again, i worked monday nights anyway...
 
2013-12-23 07:33:52 PM  
I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache
 
2013-12-23 07:34:27 PM  

ShiningWizard: silgryphon: Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]

I'd nail your wife

Uh... o_O... anyway, lulz

She is beautiful as are both your little girls KE!


I'd nail you too SW
 
2013-12-23 07:35:02 PM  

Dougie AXP: WHY IS THIS SHIAT IN THE SPORTS TAB?GO EAGLES!


EAGLES!
 
2013-12-23 07:35:18 PM  

silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache


PUSSY
 
2013-12-23 07:35:33 PM  

silgryphon: ShiningWizard: silgryphon: Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]

I'd nail your wife

Uh... o_O... anyway, lulz

She is beautiful as are both your little girls KE!

I'd nail you too SW


static5.businessinsider.com

That's more like it!
 
2013-12-23 07:35:55 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]


Just tweeted it to him!
 
2013-12-23 07:37:16 PM  

Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY


Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW
 
2013-12-23 07:37:21 PM  

Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]


A beautiful family there!  Merry Christmas to you all too!
 
2013-12-23 07:37:28 PM  

Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]


That is adorable!
 
2013-12-23 07:37:59 PM  
Whoa there Karate. Your not the ONLY fwc rookie of the year. I'm at work right now but I want to thank everyone for voting for NPO, CLENIS, Karate and myself. The NPO with brand recognition now. Lip Balm is taking charge of NPO tonight, Karate is second in command. I'll pop in later with the new Twitter members. NPO for LYFE.
 
2013-12-23 07:38:57 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]

Just tweeted it to him!


So, I have to assume my undisputed slammy win earns me some type of PS, yes?

what say you SW?
 
2013-12-23 07:39:43 PM  
OK, fellas (and SW) come next week, I am taking myself to New York to pitch my idea to A&E of a new reality show to replace Duck Dynasty. Here's my sell pic:
img.fark.net
Follow the Buzzards Ducks
 
2013-12-23 07:39:47 PM  
ARMBAR
 
2013-12-23 07:39:56 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW


.....
 
2013-12-23 07:40:12 PM  

Supercampion: Whoa there Karate. Your not the ONLY fwc rookie of the year.



thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-12-23 07:41:04 PM  

Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....


Oh you didn't know?
 
2013-12-23 07:42:11 PM  
 Soon.........
 
2013-12-23 07:42:52 PM  

TheManofPA: Also:

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Help us all if that is true.....help us all


So you're saying that it's Batista's title and come this Sunday Wrestlemania he'll be needing it back?

HIDE YO BASKETBALLS
 
2013-12-23 07:44:09 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?


Daa naa NAA na

Yo ass betta CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
www.awfulannouncing.com
 
2013-12-23 07:44:34 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?


....
 
2013-12-23 07:44:49 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: Also:

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Help us all if that is true.....help us all

So you're saying that it's Batista's title and come this Sunday Wrestlemania he'll be needing it back?

HIDE YO BASKETBALLS


Why would they give it to Batista of all ppl. Oh wait that was stupid thing to ask

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT's why
 
2013-12-23 07:44:59 PM  
cdn.brosome.com
 
2013-12-23 07:49:14 PM  
cdn01.dailycaller.com Soon.....
 
2013-12-23 07:49:53 PM  

clintster: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?

Daa naa NAA na

Yo ass betta CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[www.awfulannouncing.com image 320x240]


I snorted!
 
2013-12-23 07:49:58 PM  
ok people i am here and i have beer.
 
2013-12-23 07:50:54 PM  

That guy on the bike: ok people i am here and i have beer.


and I have cheese and crackers!
 
2013-12-23 07:50:57 PM  

Karate Explosion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]

Just tweeted it to him!

So, I have to assume my undisputed slammy win earns me some type of PS, yes?

what say you SW?


WAIT FOR IT!!!!!! lulz
 
2013-12-23 07:51:12 PM  
Tonight's Raw is brought to me by Long Trail's Limbo IPA.  Can't go wrong with a Long Trail

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-12-23 07:52:08 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn.brosome.com image 630x945]


Merry Christmas to me


fark you.
 
2013-12-23 07:52:40 PM  
8 mins till tape go time
 
2013-12-23 07:53:27 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn.brosome.com image 630x945]


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 07:53:47 PM  

clintster: OK, fellas (and SW) come next week, I am taking myself to New York to pitch my idea to A&E of a new reality show to replace Duck Dynasty. Here's my sell pic:
[img.fark.net image 752x720]
Follow the Buzzards Ducks


featuring darren young as sister abigail, just to make sure there's no repeat mistakes...
 
2013-12-23 07:54:04 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn01.dailycaller.com image 594x255] Soon.....


I better get my lotion ready
 
2013-12-23 07:54:14 PM  

emtbiz: [cdn.brosome.com image 630x945]


Too big to GIF
 
2013-12-23 07:54:24 PM  
cdn.brosome.com
 
2013-12-23 07:54:44 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Oh Joseph, my dear sweet wonderful Joey

Arg...you had me at your beck-and-call until you said 'Joey'... Worst form of 'Joseph' in existence (imo)

Other than that, you may continue with the effusive praise.  XD

/lulz
//slow day at the cubicle farm

You know us gals, we like to build ya up just to ruin it at the end! lulz


lol!  *internet high five*
 
2013-12-23 07:56:21 PM  
I love the fake snow graphics they just did
 
2013-12-23 07:56:26 PM  

Karate Explosion: [img.fark.net image 477x656]


We love you too :)
 
2013-12-23 07:56:32 PM  
oh boy this is going to be bad.  we are going to need a lot of jokes for tonight
 
2013-12-23 07:56:49 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: I am such a lightweight. I had a vanilla vodka and sprite an hour ago and now I have a headache

PUSSY

Yes I do love pussy

Ask SW

.....

Oh you didn't know?


I know. Heel Dougie got TOLD.
 
2013-12-23 07:57:14 PM  

silgryphon: I love the fake snow graphics they just did


a licky boom boom down
 
2013-12-23 07:57:46 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
is this............ShiningWizard?
 
2013-12-23 07:58:19 PM  

emtbiz: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x1278]
is this............ShiningWizard?


Too tall.
 
2013-12-23 07:59:50 PM  

verbaltoxin: emtbiz: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x1278]
is this............ShiningWizard?

Too tall.


Here's ShiningWizard meeting Abby from NCIS

www.contactmusic.com
 
2013-12-23 08:00:25 PM  
THEN

NOW

XANTA KLAUS
 
2013-12-23 08:00:32 PM  

verbaltoxin: emtbiz: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x1278]
is this............ShiningWizard?

Too tall.


Sure, yea... that's the ONLY difference! lulz

I'd be happy to resemble any piece of her... especially wearing that necklace!!!
 
2013-12-23 08:00:57 PM  
It's Kwanzaa Santa
 
2013-12-23 08:01:08 PM  
THEN
NOW
PRERECORDED
 
2013-12-23 08:01:08 PM  
i have a feeling Mizark/Sandow promos are going to be the only good thing tonight
 
2013-12-23 08:01:18 PM  
lol mark henry claus right off the top
 
2013-12-23 08:01:40 PM  
Grandmeister Sexay?
 
2013-12-23 08:02:13 PM  

THEN


NOW


FOLEY POP

 
2013-12-23 08:02:27 PM  
i bet anyone 1000000000000000 internets that mark henry wins. i'l give you 2:1 odds
 
2013-12-23 08:02:27 PM  
I love those fake presents
 
2013-12-23 08:03:04 PM  
I see HHH has his ho ho ho with him
 
2013-12-23 08:03:12 PM  
So, we get coal in our stocking to start.
 
2013-12-23 08:03:12 PM  
triple grinch to start us off
 
2013-12-23 08:03:21 PM  
Heh, couldn't say the whole punchline of the joke could you, JBL?
 
2013-12-23 08:03:33 PM  

silgryphon: I love those fake presents


You leave Aftermarket Bella alone!!!
 
2013-12-23 08:03:35 PM  
what is Kane giving out?
 
2013-12-23 08:04:00 PM  
Is Kane handing out Ron Paul bumper stickers?

/he should have come out as the Christmas Creature
 
2013-12-23 08:04:02 PM  

The Bestest: what is Kane giving out?


 5 inch penises
 
2013-12-23 08:04:35 PM  
no lawler?

A merry christmas indeed!
 
2013-12-23 08:04:59 PM  
Really Cole?  You are going to call Kane Smaug?  A troll would have been more fitting considering he doesn't fly, have scales, or a friggen tail.  I'm kind of a Tolkien nerd
 
2013-12-23 08:05:10 PM  
2 things fWc...

i1263.photobucket.com

...and also... THE CHAMP. IS. HERE!!!!!!

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 08:05:19 PM  
What about the ppl who aren't christian
 
2013-12-23 08:05:36 PM  
Enjoy it tonight fWc...I'm taking the night off from Sports Entertainment
 
2013-12-23 08:05:43 PM  

ShiningWizard: Karate Explosion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]

Just tweeted it to him!

So, I have to assume my undisputed slammy win earns me some type of PS, yes?

what say you SW?

WAIT FOR IT!!!!!! lulz


waiting...
 
2013-12-23 08:05:51 PM  

silgryphon: What about the ppl who aren't christian


They get to keep the World Heavyweight Championship for more than two days.
 
2013-12-23 08:05:54 PM  
anyone else get douchechills hearing Steph's "yaaaaaaay"?
 
2013-12-23 08:06:27 PM  
i would love to hear steph say yay like that again in my bedroom
 
2013-12-23 08:06:48 PM  
6 man tags are the new singles maches
 
2013-12-23 08:06:50 PM  
Why do they have to incorporate crowd noise on a taped show?
 
2013-12-23 08:06:56 PM  
Hide yo bags.
 
2013-12-23 08:06:59 PM  
Turns on tv sees Corporate Kane in a Santa hat.

Lulz
 
2013-12-23 08:07:25 PM  

ShiningWizard: 2 things fWc...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 610x465]

...and also... THE CHAMP. IS. HERE!!!!!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 487x484]


I think I'm due for a Christmas present for myself. This million dollar gredunza is nice, but a 3rd one sure would look good on the shelf next to the other ones.
 
2013-12-23 08:08:08 PM  
Of course Randy Orton is on Santa's naughty list... he filled Santa's bag.
 
2013-12-23 08:08:48 PM  

verbaltoxin: ShiningWizard: 2 things fWc...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 610x465]

...and also... THE CHAMP. IS. HERE!!!!!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 487x484]

I think I'm due for a Christmas present for myself. This million dollar gredunza is nice, but a 3rd one sure would look good on the shelf next to the other ones.


Next to the first ever IATTTC title you won? Neat-O!
 
2013-12-23 08:08:54 PM  
I thought the point of the tlc match was to unify the titles and retire big gold. Why is Orton still carrying it around? Also why doesn't anyone wear the Damn belts anymore?
 
2013-12-23 08:09:13 PM  
blah blah blah
 
2013-12-23 08:09:37 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I thought the point of the tlc match was to unify the titles and retire big gold. Why is Orton still carrying it around? Also why doesn't anyone wear the Damn belts anymore?


WWE Logo change rumored to be coming soon. So, like last time, they keep both belts around until the new belt is presented.
 
2013-12-23 08:09:47 PM  
Hug it out
 
2013-12-23 08:09:48 PM  
Orton -does- seem much more comfortable in the straight heel role than the tweener he'd been lately
 
2013-12-23 08:09:48 PM  
Kane wants a hug
 
2013-12-23 08:10:05 PM  
Kane recited poetry!
 
2013-12-23 08:10:36 PM  

ShiningWizard: verbaltoxin: ShiningWizard: 2 things fWc...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 610x465]

...and also... THE CHAMP. IS. HERE!!!!!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 487x484]

I think I'm due for a Christmas present for myself. This million dollar gredunza is nice, but a 3rd one sure would look good on the shelf next to the other ones.

Next to the first ever IATTTC title you won? Neat-O!


And my 2 other gredunzas, my half dozen or so LMS's, my tag titles, and of course my prized Obama hardcore gredunza and WM28 LMS title.

I have LARPed a many LARP in my day. I regret nothing.
 
2013-12-23 08:10:38 PM  
12 Divas sucking...
 
2013-12-23 08:10:39 PM  

Karate Explosion: ShiningWizard: Karate Explosion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Idea from the FWC FB group:  You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him.  :D

Here ya go...

[i1263.photobucket.com image 523x654]

Just tweeted it to him!

So, I have to assume my undisputed slammy win earns me some type of PS, yes?

what say you SW?

WAIT FOR IT!!!!!! lulz

waiting...


Here it comes...
 
2013-12-23 08:10:43 PM  
A 12 diva ho match

Me likey
 
2013-12-23 08:10:46 PM  

That guy on the bike: Really Cole?  You are going to call Kane Smaug?  A troll would have been more fitting considering he doesn't fly, have scales, or a friggen tail.  I'm kind of a Tolkien nerd


I'm going to go watch hobbit 2 tomorrow
 
2013-12-23 08:11:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...


11 divas and Vickie
 
2013-12-23 08:11:29 PM  
the twelva diva tag match will surely remain civil and not break down into 6 individual catfights with a botched finish that nobody cares about
 
2013-12-23 08:11:59 PM  
Fark all yinz
 
2013-12-23 08:12:21 PM  

summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie


Vickie and Stock Bella are the only unenhanced Divas left.
 
2013-12-23 08:12:47 PM  
Welcome fWc'ers to the first evar SLAMMY AWARDS for 2013!!!

Boobieshe  FWC Rookie of the year:In this category,  we have a tiebetween Karate Explosion and Supercampion at 16 votes each.

i1263.photobucket.com

Sorry KE but you'll have to share with your stablemate XD
 
2013-12-23 08:12:50 PM  
Merry Christmas
festivus
Hanukkah
Kwanzaa
saturnalia
or whatever you celebrate FWC
 
2013-12-23 08:12:55 PM  

summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie


10 moves a botching
 
2013-12-23 08:13:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...


11 bags a filling...
 
2013-12-23 08:14:13 PM  

VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching


9 Fandangos dancing
 
2013-12-23 08:14:18 PM  

VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching


9 Sharpshooters
 
2013-12-23 08:14:38 PM  
static.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-23 08:14:45 PM  
Heh, AJ's wearing a Grinch shirt.
 
2013-12-23 08:15:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing


8 'Swoggles swogging
 
2013-12-23 08:15:07 PM  
Sweet lord those are short.

Wardrobe malfunction please
 
2013-12-23 08:15:26 PM  
Vickie looks hot in that outfit
 
2013-12-23 08:15:39 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: That guy on the bike: Really Cole?  You are going to call Kane Smaug?  A troll would have been more fitting considering he doesn't fly, have scales, or a friggen tail.  I'm kind of a Tolkien nerd

I'm going to go watch hobbit 2 tomorrow


i still haven't seen it.  The first one was good but so much was added that didn't need to be.  I'm still going to see the second one, just haven't had the time.  I feel like it could have been one movie and then they could have made the Silmarillion into 2 movies.  but who am I?
 
2013-12-23 08:15:54 PM  

clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging


7 catering ryders
 
2013-12-23 08:16:38 PM  
the commentary is more interesting than the match
 
2013-12-23 08:16:45 PM  

emtbiz: [static.tumblr.com image 218x264]


mesmerizing..
 
2013-12-23 08:16:48 PM  
Oh FFS, Cole.
 
2013-12-23 08:16:49 PM  
Alicias a heel again?
 
2013-12-23 08:16:52 PM  

silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders


6 Punk-laid Divas
 
2013-12-23 08:17:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas


5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-12-23 08:17:16 PM  
summer raes ass is fantastic in that dress. good lord.
 
2013-12-23 08:17:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas


FIIIIIIIIVE MOVES OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM
 
2013-12-23 08:17:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas


FIIIIIIIVE MOOOOVES OF DOOOOOMMMM
 
2013-12-23 08:17:49 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]


4 Clenises
 
2013-12-23 08:17:58 PM  
img25.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-23 08:18:09 PM  
I really enjoyed how we were all waiting for somebody to post 6 so we could get 5
 
2013-12-23 08:18:10 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Alicias a heel again?


I think at this point they're counting anyone who isn't part of Team Total Divas as a heel
 
2013-12-23 08:18:15 PM  
Nattie in a skirt, me like.
 
2013-12-23 08:18:40 PM  
This may be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
 
2013-12-23 08:18:48 PM  
What the hell was that?
 
2013-12-23 08:18:48 PM  
What do you call that?
 
2013-12-23 08:18:49 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises


Three Man Band, BAYBAAAAAAAY
 
2013-12-23 08:18:49 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises


3 YES!YES!YES!
 
2013-12-23 08:19:03 PM  
this is.......something

oksana always looks good
 
2013-12-23 08:19:06 PM  
What the fark am I watching? That was worse than divas musical chairs
 
2013-12-23 08:19:14 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises


3 ain't enough I need 5
 
2013-12-23 08:19:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: This may be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.


Comedy!
 
2013-12-23 08:19:24 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises


3 vintage ortons
 
2013-12-23 08:19:43 PM  
The ho train reincarnated
 
2013-12-23 08:19:51 PM  

summersa74: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

3 ain't enough I need 5


2 Penny belts
 
2013-12-23 08:20:01 PM  

clintster: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

Three Man Band, BAYBAAAAAAAY


2 Hunter Burials
 
2013-12-23 08:20:22 PM  

The Bestest: summersa74: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

3 ain't enough I need 5

2 Penny belts


And a CENA OVERCOMES!!!
 
2013-12-23 08:20:30 PM  

nathanjr: clintster: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

Three Man Band, BAYBAAAAAAAY

2 Hunter Burials


AND A CENA IN A BELLA TWIN!
 
2013-12-23 08:20:47 PM  

The Bestest: summersa74: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

3 ain't enough I need 5

2 Penny belts


and a ABEYANCE in the tree!
 
2013-12-23 08:21:02 PM  

The Bestest: summersa74: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

3 ain't enough I need 5

2 Penny belts


And a pink slip on a pole match
 
2013-12-23 08:21:08 PM  

Dougie AXP: nathanjr: clintster: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

Three Man Band, BAYBAAAAAAAY

2 Hunter Burials

AND A CENA IN A BELLA TWIN!


BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA A ADDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-12-23 08:21:09 PM  

nathanjr: clintster: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

Three Man Band, BAYBAAAAAAAY

2 Hunter Burials


...and a Wyatt Family Electric Lanterrrrrnnnnn.
 
2013-12-23 08:21:58 PM  
Time to drink beer and watch Raw, since I'm off tomorrow.

/Schlafly IPA, in case anyone here is a beer nut and wants to know.
 
2013-12-23 08:22:02 PM  
And now the Headline of the year: TheManofPA andThe Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)
headline:   Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 08:22:19 PM  

Dougie AXP: nathanjr: clintster: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

Three Man Band, BAYBAAAAAAAY

2 Hunter Burials

AND A CENA IN A BELLA TWIN!


Dougie wins
 
2013-12-23 08:23:19 PM  
www.cellphone-wallpapers.net Obey
 
2013-12-23 08:23:54 PM  

silgryphon: Dougie AXP: nathanjr: clintster: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: summersa74: FirstNationalBastard: 12 Divas sucking...

11 divas and Vickie

10 moves a botching

9 Fandangos dancing

8 'Swoggles swogging

7 catering ryders

6 Punk-laid Divas

5 GOLDEN RINGS!!!!

[pbs.twimg.com image 306x408]

4 Clenises

Three Man Band, BAYBAAAAAAAY

2 Hunter Burials

AND A CENA IN A BELLA TWIN!

Dougie wins


I agree
 
2013-12-23 08:23:57 PM  
My my look at the time
 
2013-12-23 08:23:57 PM  
No. Take that shirt off right now, Curtis.
 
2013-12-23 08:24:16 PM  
Hunico is like the Johnny Bravo of the WWE.

He's getting a push because he fits the suit.
 
2013-12-23 08:24:27 PM  
What time is it?

IT'S BOTCHING TIME!
 
2013-12-23 08:24:32 PM  
He can speak!
 
2013-12-23 08:24:36 PM  

FinFangFark: Enjoy it tonight fWc...I'm taking the night off from Sports Entertainment


WE DEMAND THAT YOU COME BACK HERE AND BE SPORTS ENTERTAINED AT ONCE!
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 08:24:37 PM  
Sin Cara speaks!
 
2013-12-23 08:24:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hunico is like the Johnny Bravo of the WWE.

He's getting a push because he fits the suit.


And, apparently, because he speaks english.
 
2013-12-23 08:25:01 PM  

silgryphon: My my look at the time


Nah, this is Sin Cara Hunico.. 80% less botchy
 
2013-12-23 08:25:08 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Sin Cara speaks!


English, even
 
2013-12-23 08:25:35 PM  
Haha Curtis axel gets the Jobber entrance to sin cara. .
 
2013-12-23 08:25:43 PM  

The Bestest: silgryphon: My my look at the time

Nah, this is Sin Cara Hunico.. 80% less botchy


but still botchy
 
2013-12-23 08:25:45 PM  

verbaltoxin: Time to drink beer and watch Raw, since I'm off tomorrow.

/Schlafly IPA, in case anyone here is a beer nut and wants to know.


thank you for sharing.  just finished Limbo IPA and about to open a Global Warmer
 
2013-12-23 08:25:51 PM  

The Bestest: silgryphon: My my look at the time

Nah, this is Sin Cara Hunico.. 80% less botchy


Del Rio's concussion begs to differ..
 
2013-12-23 08:26:02 PM  

silgryphon: The Bestest: silgryphon: My my look at the time

Nah, this is Sin Cara Hunico.. 80% less botchy

but still botchy


...and more inky
 
2013-12-23 08:26:29 PM  
oh no lawler, cause its taped. i get it now
 
2013-12-23 08:26:59 PM  
JBL...its almost like seeing a different sin cara
 
2013-12-23 08:27:14 PM  

my lip balm addiction: The Bestest: silgryphon: My my look at the time

Nah, this is Sin Cara Hunico.. 80% less botchy

Del Rio's concussion begs to differ..


That was ADR's fault. He didn't tuck his chin when he took the powerbomb.
 
2013-12-23 08:27:17 PM  
Who is this man, he's not Botching!
 
2013-12-23 08:27:23 PM  

irishman4: oh no lawler, cause its taped. i get it now


He had to go inform his neighbors that he lived in their neighborhood on tape day.
 
2013-12-23 08:27:26 PM  
wow did Cole just give wrestling history?  i bet JBL wrote down what to say
 
2013-12-23 08:28:00 PM  
That's right, Dougie hits the finisher on that Christmas song.
 
2013-12-23 08:28:21 PM  

emtbiz: [www.cellphone-wallpapers.net image 433x650] Obey


Yeah, she squats.
 
2013-12-23 08:28:46 PM  
@WWECreative_ish
Despite what @FoxNews says, @TheMarkHenry WILL be allowed to dress up as Santa #RAWTonight


lol
 
2013-12-23 08:28:52 PM  

irishman4: oh no lawler, cause its taped. i get it now


I remember when Raw used to go on a live one week/taped the next schedule, they would have King and JR make references to news of the past week in order to make it feel more "live".

So, any Duck Dynasty jokes yet?

/ not watching right now
 
2013-12-23 08:29:01 PM  
It's like they put on Smackdown instead of Raw.
 
2013-12-23 08:29:21 PM  
JBL "Sin Cara is like a new man"    love it
 
2013-12-23 08:29:41 PM  
Dashing through the ring,,,,
 
2013-12-23 08:29:53 PM  
We need a HUN-I-CO chant!
 
2013-12-23 08:30:12 PM  
HE WON?
 
2013-12-23 08:30:14 PM  

eddievercetti: Who is this man, he's not Botching!


I like to think that the multiple botch signs (Botch; Another Botch; Another Botch AGAIN!!; End it now or I will!) that Supercampion held up during Raw is NPO December 9th had something to do with us getting the new improved Hunico Cara.

/NPO 4 Lyfe
 
2013-12-23 08:30:29 PM  
3 wins in a row
 
2013-12-23 08:30:42 PM  
JBL is really lamp-shading the fact that it's a different Sin Cara.
 
2013-12-23 08:30:54 PM  

ShiningWizard: We need a HUN-I-CO chant!


I'd start one.. same cadence as "RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 
2013-12-23 08:30:57 PM  
he breaks really late on that swanton
 
2013-12-23 08:31:46 PM  

silgryphon: Dashing through the ring,,,,


With a steel chair in his hand.
 
2013-12-23 08:32:39 PM  

Daquin: silgryphon: Dashing through the ring,,,,

With a steel chair in his hand.


Through the ropes he goes
 
2013-12-23 08:33:08 PM  
Ah, now I see why King couldn't be in the building that day.
 
2013-12-23 08:33:09 PM  

Daquin: silgryphon: Dashing through the ring,,,,

With a steel chair in his hand.


all the raws we've had, biatching along the way
 
2013-12-23 08:33:14 PM  
didn't we see this last week
 
2013-12-23 08:33:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, now I see why King couldn't be in the building that day.


lol
 
2013-12-23 08:34:01 PM  
Santa is such a dick
 
2013-12-23 08:34:03 PM  

my lip balm addiction: eddievercetti: Who is this man, he's not Botching!

I like to think that the multiple botch signs (Botch; Another Botch; Another Botch AGAIN!!; End it now or I will!) that Supercampion held up during Raw is NPO December 9th had something to do with us getting the new improved Hunico Cara.

/NPO 4 Lyfe


Just in time for...

Faction of the year:The NPO

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 08:34:46 PM  
i thought Big Show was about to put a joint in his mouth
 
2013-12-23 08:34:56 PM  
My eyes have gone blind
 
2013-12-23 08:34:57 PM  
What has been seen cannot be unseen
 
2013-12-23 08:35:16 PM  
Oh hell no, Big Show as the New Year Baby?
 
2013-12-23 08:35:32 PM  
Well, at least he isn't crying
 
2013-12-23 08:35:40 PM  
Goddammit I was eating dinner
 
2013-12-23 08:36:43 PM  
It could have bee worse, it could have been Dusty Rhodes
 
2013-12-23 08:36:58 PM  
A Pillsbury Doughboy porn would be a real laugh riot.
 
2013-12-23 08:37:24 PM  

Dougie AXP: What has been seen cannot be unseen


You did that on purpose!

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 08:38:53 PM  
Hey look a Batista promo
 
2013-12-23 08:38:59 PM  
Oh christ, Batista?


fark...just fark.
 
2013-12-23 08:39:03 PM  
Batista?
 
2013-12-23 08:39:20 PM  
So, I guess it's true.  Batista is returning.
 
2013-12-23 08:39:29 PM  
So, they spoiled Batista's return on their own.
 
2013-12-23 08:39:31 PM  
So much for the surprise...
 
2013-12-23 08:40:04 PM  
farking Vince wanting to ruin the surprise Batista before the dirt sheets

fark you Vince, I was actually looking forward to the rumble
 
2013-12-23 08:40:06 PM  
oh joy Batista is returning.  more matches that feature muscles instead of wrestling
 
2013-12-23 08:40:06 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: eddievercetti: Who is this man, he's not Botching!

I like to think that the multiple botch signs (Botch; Another Botch; Another Botch AGAIN!!; End it now or I will!) that Supercampion held up during Raw is NPO December 9th had something to do with us getting the new improved Hunico Cara.

/NPO 4 Lyfe

Just in time for...

Faction of the year:The NPO

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Thank, Thank you very much. I iwll be glad to accept this on behalf of the NPO!
 
2013-12-23 08:40:28 PM  
He is back...

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-23 08:41:19 PM  
Next to Sheamus, I can't think of any less missed than Batista.
 
2013-12-23 08:41:38 PM  
Great, a non-roided out Batista. This should be good
 
2013-12-23 08:41:47 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: eddievercetti: Who is this man, he's not Botching!

I like to think that the multiple botch signs (Botch; Another Botch; Another Botch AGAIN!!; End it now or I will!) that Supercampion held up during Raw is NPO December 9th had something to do with us getting the new improved Hunico Cara.

/NPO 4 Lyfe

Just in time for...

Faction of the year:The NPO

[i1263.photobucket.com image 569x361]

Thank, Thank you very much. I iwll be glad to accept this on behalf of the NPO!


I'll just stand behind you in the acceptance speech in full cycling gear and a beer.  that's how i roll
 
2013-12-23 08:41:58 PM  
www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2013-12-23 08:42:12 PM  

That guy on the bike: oh joy Batista is returning.  more matches that feature muscles instead of wrestling


I know who the first person to job to will be

RYDER
 
2013-12-23 08:42:22 PM  
And this is why I hope Smackdown goes live. This pretaped BS has no energy to it. If Raw is bad, I want it to suck live in front of an audience they can't overdub.
 
2013-12-23 08:42:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, they spoiled Batista's return on their own.


Yes but it's the perfect set up for...

Comeback of the year:FirstNationalBastard

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 08:42:51 PM  

machoprogrammer: Great, a non-roided out Batista. This should be good


He's going to have a small talking raccoon accompanying him to the ring to promote Guardians of the Galaxy.
 
2013-12-23 08:44:09 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

Man Dave looks blocky these days...
 
2013-12-23 08:44:20 PM  

Dougie AXP: What has been seen cannot be unseen


still packing bags here....and I'm pretty glad that I missed whatever that was.... O_O
 
2013-12-23 08:44:25 PM  
Shouldn't one of the Wyatts have gone after Stock Bella by now?
 
2013-12-23 08:44:38 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: So, they spoiled Batista's return on their own.

Yes but it's the perfect set up for...

Comeback of the year:FirstNationalBastard

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i180.photobucket.com

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-12-23 08:44:56 PM  
WHY DOES SHE NEVER WARN HIM THE WYATTS ARE COMING?!

that's twice now..
 
2013-12-23 08:45:02 PM  
Oh look the nightly 3 on 1 Daniel beat down. Remember when it was the shield doing it?
 
2013-12-23 08:45:30 PM  
Not enough Dougies in these Slammies
 
2013-12-23 08:45:35 PM  

Eddie T. Head: So, I guess it's true.  Batista is returning.


farkthiscompany.jpg
 
2013-12-23 08:45:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: So, they spoiled Batista's return on their own.

Yes but it's the perfect set up for...

Comeback of the year:FirstNationalBastard

[i1263.photobucket.com image 569x361]

[i180.photobucket.com image 288x361]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Glad to see FNB is just sky high about his Slammy win!

i'm so sorry
 
2013-12-23 08:45:59 PM  

That guy on the bike: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: eddievercetti: Who is this man, he's not Botching!

I like to think that the multiple botch signs (Botch; Another Botch; Another Botch AGAIN!!; End it now or I will!) that Supercampion held up during Raw is NPO December 9th had something to do with us getting the new improved Hunico Cara.

/NPO 4 Lyfe

Just in time for...

Faction of the year:The NPO

[i1263.photobucket.com image 569x361]

Thank, Thank you very much. I iwll be glad to accept this on behalf of the NPO!

I'll just stand behind you in the acceptance speech in full cycling gear and a beer.  that's how i roll


sportsbizusa.com
 
2013-12-23 08:46:05 PM  

The Bestest: WHY DOES SHE NEVER WARN HIM THE WYATTS ARE COMING?!

that's twice now..


She;s Sister Abagail
 
2013-12-23 08:46:23 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: So, they spoiled Batista's return on their own.

Yes but it's the perfect set up for...

Comeback of the year:FirstNationalBastard

[i1263.photobucket.com image 569x361]

[i180.photobucket.com image 288x361]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Glad to see FNB is just sky high about his Slammy win!

i'm so sorry


You... you're not supposed to make jokes like that!
 
2013-12-23 08:46:36 PM  
A "YES" Towel?

Nice
 
2013-12-23 08:46:47 PM  

Dougie AXP: Not enough Dougies in these Slammies


The Gredunza Champion of the Year is named after it's founder. So there's that!
 
2013-12-23 08:46:52 PM  
stock bella is sister abigail
 
2013-12-23 08:46:53 PM  

Dougie AXP: Not enough Dougies in these Slammies


*chairshot  stop your whining.  you are supposed to be pissed off heel now, not "woe is me" lovable heel
 
2013-12-23 08:47:39 PM  

emtbiz: stock bella is sister abigail


NOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-12-23 08:47:50 PM  

my lip balm addiction: That guy on the bike: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: eddievercetti: Who is this man, he's not Botching!

I like to think that the multiple botch signs (Botch; Another Botch; Another Botch AGAIN!!; End it now or I will!) that Supercampion held up during Raw is NPO December 9th had something to do with us getting the new improved Hunico Cara.

/NPO 4 Lyfe

Just in time for...

Faction of the year:The NPO

[i1263.photobucket.com image 569x361]

Thank, Thank you very much. I iwll be glad to accept this on behalf of the NPO!

I'll just stand behind you in the acceptance speech in full cycling gear and a beer.  that's how i roll


Heh, I remember when they were trying to pitch ultra as the healthy beer.
 
2013-12-23 08:48:03 PM  

emtbiz: stock bella is sister abigail


seriously??  wtf?
 
2013-12-23 08:48:10 PM