rkiller1: ...nail down His location
Mztlplx: Quick fix:1. Bring cat to theft2. Attach matchbox sized anti-theft GPS tracking unit to cat's collar3. Release cat4. Continue Jesus theft
Mztlplx: Quick fix:1. Bring cat to theft
GreenSun: Damn, I remember being part of the nativity scene as a kid. I had to carry the gold.... (just gold gift wrapper) and put it in front of baby Jesus. It's weird though, you have an all-human cast except for the ceramic baby Jesus.
starlost: Mztlplx: Quick fix:1. Bring cat to theft1 edit: bring feral cat to nativity scene dressed in baby jesus clothes2 cat scratches the hell out of the thief/how you get the cat dressed i leave to you
NutWrench: Why use GPS? Can't they just follow a star to find him?
Il Douchey: As Mztlpix points out, the GPS strategy can be easily defeated. The better solution is to construct a metal baby Jesus that can be electrified from beneath the creche; a sort of third rail savior, if you will. Then when these dirty thieves try to steal our lord and savior, he will smite thee, and the stench of their burning flesh will compete with the frankincense and myrrh while Joseph, Mary and the wise man look on approvingly. Merry Christmas everybody.
fusillade762: The nails come later.
MFAWG: [i.i.cbsi.com image 370x405]
GreenSun: Damn, I remember being part of the nativity scene as a kid. I had to carry the gold.... (just gold gift wrapper) and put it in front of baby Jesus. It's weird though, you have an all-Herdman cast except for the ceramic baby Jesus.
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