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(XKCD)   XKCD sums up Buzzfeed perfectly   (xkcd.com) divider line 12
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10814 clicks; posted to Geek » on 23 Dec 2013 at 10:21 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-23 11:46:59 AM  
6 votes:
The 9 sexiest dancing ladies ever (bonus: no Miley)
What these 8 milkmaids did will astound you
7 aww-inspiring pictures of swimming swans
The 6 craziest spots goose eggs have ever been found
What the Olympic rings actually mean
The four most beautiful bird calls (bonus: no Duck Dynasty)
Three fabulous chicken recipes from France.
Two turtles, two doves: The most heartwarming video ever.
It's what this partridge does in the pear tree that will leave you in stitches (bonus: no Shirley Jones)
2013-12-23 10:24:44 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-12-23 10:51:25 AM  
4 votes:

show me: I think the first I heard of this phenomenon was in Cosmopolitan magazine: "5 things he can do to give you the ultimate orgasm" and shiat like that.


Buzzfeed is a more insipid mutation of this though. That Cosmo line wouldn't be enough for Buzzfeed.

It would be something like "Only 90s kids will remember these five unbelievable things he can do to give you the ultimate orgasm!"
2013-12-23 06:23:09 PM  
1 votes:
Gods, XKCD sucks.

I really don't understand why people like this crap-on-a-cracker comic strip.
2013-12-23 03:55:23 PM  
1 votes:
pedobearapproved: Seanbaby on Cracked is the guy that makes me want to dropkick a baby seal. Stick to the formula or be a better writer.

I dunno... He has his own formula that works for me. It's usually along the lines of "[this absurd thing I'm writing about] would be like [something potentially offensive] but instead of [something a little offensive] it's actually [something even more offensive]." I like it.

Example: 
"Getting an object in Skyrim to lay at rest in its intended location is like trying to take a team photo at a Parkinson's support group."
2013-12-23 03:43:37 PM  
1 votes:

pedobearapproved: Do buzzfeed writers get paid.

Because I could totally do that job. My first article "top 10 results from a GIS of the term 'yoga pants gif'"


You mean "These top 10 weird tricks you should never do in yoga pants if you're a nineties kid will break your heart."
2013-12-23 02:32:20 PM  
1 votes:
Do buzzfeed writers get paid.

Because I could totally do that job. My first article "top 10 results from a GIS of the term 'yoga pants gif'"
2013-12-23 01:20:08 PM  
1 votes:
2013-12-23 11:44:33 AM  
1 votes:

asquian: Yeah. Top shelf words no longer actually exist.

"Hey daddy, what does awesome mean?"
"Ordinary, every day things."
"What about amazing?"
"Something you can see anywhere, anytime."
"Oh. What about brilliant?"
"Mediocre, average, uninteresting."


"Hero (n.)": someone who did something I like, no matter how trivial or expected

"Coward (n.)": someone who did something I don't like, probably involving children or women, no matter how much it risks going to jail or getting beaten to death by an angry mob

"Epic (adj.)": common-place

"Hack (v.)": accomplish a computer task that another person simply didn't think of, including simply searching for information on Google

"Ironic (adj.)": anything you want, so long as it isn't actually ironic
2013-12-23 11:01:49 AM  
1 votes:
I find it most appropriate that 3 links down is a buzzfeed link of "The 13 Most Annoying Words And Phrases On The Internet"
2013-12-23 10:45:45 AM  
1 votes:
...and a pop-up ad over the crap!
2013-12-23 10:34:57 AM  
1 votes:
FIVE GRUMPYYY CAAAAAAAAATS!
 
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