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(Huffington Post)   Brace yourselves. Game of Thrones is coming to the big screen   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 40
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2013-12-23 12:05:57 AM  
Subby's getting coal in his stocking.
 
2013-12-23 12:42:04 AM  
And now I have the intro music playing in my head.
 
2013-12-23 12:59:23 AM  
Jan 27 and Feb 3 are the days to go.
 
2013-12-23 01:23:50 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: And now I have the intro music playing in my head.


"One wiener next to another, two wieners alongside another..."
 
2013-12-23 01:58:17 AM  

Mad_Radhu: JasonOfOrillia: And now I have the intro music playing in my head.

"One wiener next to another, two wieners alongside another..."


You know nothing, Jon Snow
 
2013-12-23 02:11:50 AM  
Milk Duds are coming...
 
2013-12-23 04:05:11 AM  

log_jammin: Milk Duds are coming...


Most apologetic of the candies
 
2013-12-23 04:31:39 AM  
So what?  In Los Angeles we got screenings of Sharknado.

LA 1, New Mexico 0
 
2013-12-23 06:50:59 AM  
You don't suppose this has anything to do with the fact that George R. R. Martin owns the Cocteau Theatre, do you?
 
2013-12-23 06:55:27 AM  
Weiners, floppy weiners...
 
2013-12-23 07:19:11 AM  
Bow, ya sh*ts.
 
2013-12-23 07:21:34 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-12-23 07:35:54 AM  

Cake Hunter: Bow, ya sh*ts.


Piss on thaaaaat!
 
2013-12-23 07:44:13 AM  

plushpuppy: log_jammin: Milk Duds are coming...

Most apologetic of the

boxed candies

FTFY
 
2013-12-23 08:20:58 AM  

carlb: You don't suppose this has anything to do with the fact that George R. R. Martin owns the Cocteau Theatre, do you?


Wieners floppy wieners and a Cocteau
 
2013-12-23 08:24:03 AM  
Watching your favorite tv show in a theater sounds fun until you realize you have to spend 30 hours in a theater.
 
2013-12-23 08:26:09 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Watching your favorite tv show in a theater sounds fun until you realize you have to spend 30 hours in a theater.


in a row?
 
2013-12-23 08:27:38 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-23 08:28:26 AM  
I could see watching GOT in a theater. The cinematography is beautiful.

/Naked Hodor may be a bit too much to handle on the big screen.
 
2013-12-23 08:34:53 AM  
Just started reading the first book.  Not bad at all.
 
2013-12-23 09:03:20 AM  
Home vs Theater

Home:
Underwear
Couch
Beer
Quiet
Can pause to pee-pee
40" TV 4' from eyes

Theater:
People Talking
People Texting
Teens existing
Asshats who bring infants
Old people who didn't know what they were buying tickets for
$17 Cokes
$45 Popcorn

Winner: Home
 
2013-12-23 09:54:18 AM  

ArkAngel: Mad_Radhu: JasonOfOrillia: And now I have the intro music playing in my head.

"One wiener next to another, two wieners alongside another..."

You know nothing, Jon Snow


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-23 09:57:23 AM  
It would be cooler if during each one of those days, you could come to the theater and see George RR Martin actually write a page of the next damn book.
 
2013-12-23 10:52:48 AM  

elvindeath: It would be cooler if during each one of those days, you could come to the theater and see George RR Martin actually write a page of the next damn book.


why would you want to actually watch him kill off your favorite characters?!
 
2013-12-23 11:11:23 AM  

elvindeath: It would be cooler if during each one of those days, you could come to the theater and see George RR Martin actually write a page of the next damn book.


After the last two books I couldn't really give a crap when the new one is released and I get to see how the few remaining people get to die.
 
2013-12-23 12:37:27 PM  
I didn't read tfa, but is it a release date for Medieval Land Fun Time World? Because I'm totally down for that.
 
2013-12-23 02:38:30 PM  

Mad_Radhu: JasonOfOrillia: And now I have the intro music playing in my head.

"One wiener next to another, two wieners alongside another..."


I thought that whole running joke (gag? Haha!) in that SP episode was stupid. There really aren't that many weiners in GOT, especially not compared to the number of tits and bush.
 
2013-12-23 02:46:03 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Mad_Radhu: JasonOfOrillia: And now I have the intro music playing in my head.

"One wiener next to another, two wieners alongside another..."

I thought that whole running joke (gag? Haha!) in that SP episode was stupid. There really aren't that many weiners in GOT, especially not compared to the number of tits and bush.


As I explained in the last thread this was mentioned, there's a lot of wiener compared to just about every other show out there cable or otherwise. Yes there's more boobies and bush than cock but a lot of the newer shows on pay cable networks are doing that kind of thing. There aren't a whole lot of them showing cock. The Spartacus show was about the only one I can think of that could even remotely compete, and it wasn't as popular as Game of Thrones. Combine that with Matt Stone and Trey Parker's penchants for hyperbole as a form of parody and you get the SP:GoT wiener song.
 
2013-12-23 02:56:42 PM  

doyner: Jan 27 and Feb 3 are the days to go.


More like January 27th is the day to go, and February 3rd the day to leave.
 
2013-12-23 03:33:56 PM  

AiryAnne: Home vs Theater


Beer

Winner: Home


you had me at beer . . .
 
2013-12-23 05:07:04 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: there's a lot of wiener compared to just about every other show out there


Except for Hodor -- one time -- I can't remember seeing any naked dude parts. I think Deadwood had a lot more dude parts than GoT has.

/would make a joke about why you care so much, but nah...
 
2013-12-23 05:49:58 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Dingleberry Dickwad: there's a lot of wiener compared to just about every other show out there

Except for Hodor -- one time -- I can't remember seeing any naked dude parts. I think Deadwood had a lot more dude parts than GoT has.

/would make a joke about why you care so much, but nah...


Here, we can count the dongs ourselves. Seeing as how often women are completely naked in this, it's only fair to throw some to the ladies (and gay dudes) every now and then.
 
2013-12-23 05:50:45 PM  
Oh, and obviously, that's so very not safe for work.
 
2013-12-23 07:13:52 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Scrotastic Method: Dingleberry Dickwad: there's a lot of wiener compared to just about every other show out there

Except for Hodor -- one time -- I can't remember seeing any naked dude parts. I think Deadwood had a lot more dude parts than GoT has.

/would make a joke about why you care so much, but nah...

Here, we can count the dongs ourselves. Seeing as how often women are completely naked in this, it's only fair to throw some to the ladies (and gay dudes) every now and then.


Yeah, there's more than just Hodor schlong. Granted I really don't care all that much about how much dong compared to full frontal female shots there are, but I was just trying to explain to the guy why the creators of South Park did what they did.
 
2013-12-23 08:55:04 PM  

AiryAnne: Home vs Theater

Home:
Underwear
Couch
Beer
Quiet
Can pause to pee-pee
40" TV 4' from eyes

Theater:
People Talking
People Texting
Teens existing
Asshats who bring infants
Old people who didn't know what they were buying tickets for
$17 Cokes
$45 Popcorn

Winner: Home


What if it was at an Alamo Drafthouse?
 
2013-12-23 10:11:08 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Mike Chewbacca: Scrotastic Method: Dingleberry Dickwad: there's a lot of wiener compared to just about every other show out there

Except for Hodor -- one time -- I can't remember seeing any naked dude parts. I think Deadwood had a lot more dude parts than GoT has.

/would make a joke about why you care so much, but nah...

Here, we can count the dongs ourselves. Seeing as how often women are completely naked in this, it's only fair to throw some to the ladies (and gay dudes) every now and then.

Yeah, there's more than just Hodor schlong. Granted I really don't care all that much about how much dong compared to full frontal female shots there are, but I was just trying to explain to the guy why the creators of South Park did what they did.


Usually I'm right there with the South Park guys, but if think they missed the boat with that one. With all the gratuitous sex and nudity, to call out the least-prevalent form of nudity is myopic and a little sexist.
 
2013-12-23 10:26:26 PM  
And now that I've thought about it, it's less sexism and more simply speaking from a place of privilege. Guys just aren't used to viewing nudity of their own gender the way women are.
 
2013-12-23 11:46:09 PM  

Summoner101: AiryAnne: Home vs Theater

Home:
Underwear
Couch
Beer
Quiet
Can pause to pee-pee
40" TV 4' from eyes

Theater:
People Talking
People Texting
Teens existing
Asshats who bring infants
Old people who didn't know what they were buying tickets for
$17 Cokes
$45 Popcorn

Winner: Home

What if it was at an Alamo Drafthouse?


I almost mentioned that. I would if he closest wasnt 20 miles away.

/so lazy

Also, Dallas traffic sucks
 
2013-12-24 08:59:35 AM  
Hey George: QUIT FARKING WITH YOUR FARKING THEATER AND FINISH THE GADDAM STORY YA FAT FARK!!!!!
 
2013-12-24 09:23:17 AM  

AiryAnne: What if it was at an Alamo Drafthouse?

I almost mentioned that. I would if he closest wasnt 20 miles away.


I regularly drive twice that distance and pay tolls out in farking suburban hell virginia just to go to the Alamo "DC"

totally worth it
 
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