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(Gawker)   If you're a couple of realtors looking for a place to have sex, of course you're going to do it in the home of your client named Dick Weiner   (gawker.com) divider line 33
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2013-12-23 04:04:22 AM
I have to believe that no one on purpose would name their child Richard "Dick" Weiner and that he actually changed his name to that.
 
2013-12-23 06:13:27 AM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-12-23 06:26:27 AM
There's a urologist in my area named Richard Tapper.
/csb
 
2013-12-23 06:32:31 AM
His wife's name is Sandy.

Ouch.
 
2013-12-23 06:32:39 AM

plushpuppy: I have to believe that no one on purpose would name their child Richard "Dick" Weiner and that he actually changed his name to that.


static4.businessinsider.com
Sort of want.
 
2013-12-23 06:34:29 AM

plushpuppy: I have to believe that no one on purpose would name their child Richard "Dick" Weiner and that he actually changed his name to that.


Dick Trickle sadly unavailable for comment.
 
2013-12-23 06:37:02 AM
media.urbandictionary.com
 
2013-12-23 06:38:01 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha:


A have a vewy good fweind in Wome named Dick Weinuh.
 
2013-12-23 06:46:25 AM

picturescrazy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha:

A have a vewy good fweind in Wome named Dick Weinuh.


cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2013-12-23 06:46:39 AM
Shouldn't it be pronounced 'Winer' or 'Viner'?
 
2013-12-23 06:47:32 AM

picturescrazy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha:

A have a vewy good fweind in Wome named Dick Weinuh.


He has a wife, you know ...
 
2013-12-23 07:05:21 AM

WhyteRaven74: plushpuppy: I have to believe that no one on purpose would name their child Richard "Dick" Weiner and that he actually changed his name to that.

Dick Trickle sadly unavailable for comment.


Johnny Dickshot also.
But Rusty Kuntz is still around,
 
2013-12-23 07:06:00 AM
I like the comment from the page - Broker? Damn near killed her.
 
2013-12-23 07:27:25 AM
Sounds like a contract for dirty deed. Coldwell Banker does them dirt cheap.
 
2013-12-23 07:52:44 AM
This is a nice upscale house. It's in the Holly Hills School District which is one of the top public schools. There is also a private school for grades K through 6. This is the foyer. That's bamboo wood in the closet and is incredibly soft. You can hang any number of coats from that hangar. It will easily support the weight of 105 pounds although she says she 96. Right. Now here is the great room. You can roll all over these floors. You won't find a mismatched board or uneven spot. There's some Spackle there. We'll clean it up. The dining room is a 12 by 20 with wainscoting that you can grip and hold on to if you insist on being punished for missing a sale over on the east side. I'm not in to that but, you know. You gotta accommodate. More Spackle there. I'll get it cleaned up. The kitchen has a center island that looks accessible but you need a step stool to get in to a good, cooking position. More Spackle.
The upstairs is completely sound proof. You could put melted wax on the nipples of an under performing sales associate up there and her screams of perverse pleasure could not be heard from specially trained Mexican Spackle removers down here. Amazing. Lots of Spackle up there.

Now, this is in the Drywood Township so the tax rate is especially nice. Only....
 
2013-12-23 07:56:44 AM

Harlow_B_Ashur: Shouldn't it be pronounced 'Winer' or 'Viner'?


That was his nickname in high school:

Good old Dick "Wine 'em and Wein 'em" Weiner
 
2013-12-23 07:57:56 AM
A perfect use for the wieners tag once again squandered...
 
2013-12-23 08:12:39 AM
Used to work with a guy named Richard Veins.

That's right. Dick Veins.
 
2013-12-23 08:34:43 AM
The officer who managed the energy conservation for the 25th Infantry was Captain Wilton Dick. He decided the barracks could get by on 75% of the oil for the hot water heaters. Made his energy conserving numbers look good. Lots of shrinkage though. Lots of shrinkage.
 
2013-12-23 08:37:27 AM
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2013-12-23 09:04:31 AM
American Beauty Drive Thru Scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjNY4o_i5RY

/You're welcome
 
2013-12-23 09:09:22 AM
My Optometrist's name was Richard Weiner
My 5th grade gym teacher's name was Dick Stretch
 
2013-12-23 09:21:50 AM
So that's what's wrong with Realtors® -- practically no sex drive -- only 10 times in two years.

The fact they had the house for two years and didn't do anything is criminal. There should be a provision that they, the NJ Board of Realtors® buy the house for the listing price.

To make that money, that blonde lady could run a mobile brothel -- she's fairly aware of the business model and technique.

Of course the phrase "I've got a meeting with a Real Estate Agent" will continue to take on a new meaning, as will "Fully Protected" on a house sign.

But Mr President of teh Passaic Estate Sales Slacker, for taking advantage of both the clients and his colleague deserves the full brunt of the multiple criminal trespasses committed.
 
2013-12-23 09:25:04 AM
There's a urologist here named Johnson.
 
2013-12-23 09:53:24 AM
i am sure the listing price was too high solely because of the sex-pad scheme.   it had nothing to do with what the sellers wanted for the property.    you see, realtors don't make any money if a house is sold, its a mystery how realtors make money.
 
2013-12-23 09:58:29 AM
Gawker says 2 years although both linked stories say "Dec. 27, 2011, to Jan. 23, 2012."
Typical.
 
2013-12-23 10:04:48 AM

OregonVet: There's a urologist in my area named Richard Tapper.
/csb


I knew a doctor in the military whose name was Richard Skinner.
 
2013-12-23 11:13:33 AM

WhyteRaven74: plushpuppy: I have to believe that no one on purpose would name their child Richard "Dick" Weiner and that he actually changed his name to that.

Dick Trickle sadly unavailable for comment.


Dang nabbit! That was my line!
 
2013-12-23 12:01:16 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

I always kinda figured this was one of the perks to being in real estate, and I figured it happened all the time. Like cops exchanging sex to not write a ticket.
 
2013-12-23 12:36:33 PM

Candygram for Mongo: WhyteRaven74: plushpuppy: I have to believe that no one on purpose would name their child Richard "Dick" Weiner and that he actually changed his name to that.

Dick Trickle sadly unavailable for comment.

Johnny Dickshot also.
But Rusty Kuntz is still around,


Rusty is the first base coach for the KC Royals.
 
2013-12-23 01:13:33 PM
Male realtor: How 'bout I show you the Weiner house?
Female realtor: I'm thinking maybe a caravan today
Male realtor: I want you in escrow
Female realtor: Oooh, baby
 
2013-12-23 01:20:16 PM
I'd pull up to dat bumper and smack dat monkey.
 
2013-12-23 07:31:14 PM
I've gotten lucky a few times in my life. One of them was meeting a pretty, petite realtor who liked this sort of thing.

Good times.
 
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