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(Pro Football Talk)   Ex-49er Kwame Harris gets sentenced to 5 days in jail for assaulting his ex-boyfriend at a restaurant during an argument about soy sauce. Not cool Kwame, not cool   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com ) divider line
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2013-12-23 12:19:44 AM  
Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....
 
2013-12-23 12:42:26 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....


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2013-12-23 01:21:19 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....


What in hell have I missed?
 
2013-12-23 01:25:08 AM  
 
2013-12-23 01:43:44 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?


You'll also need this
 
2013-12-23 02:24:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-23 02:53:43 AM  
wow.

/take a bow, subby
 
2013-12-23 03:25:50 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?

You'll also need this


One of the most classic Fark threads ever.
 
2013-12-23 04:17:54 AM  
I just want to ask, is there any stupider thing that a football player has done time for than a fight over soy sauce. I can't think of any.
 
2013-12-23 05:26:52 AM  

rynthetyn: I just want to ask, is there any stupider thing that a football player has done time for than a fight over soy sauce. I can't think of any.


To be fair he was also upset his boyfriend was wearing his underwear.
 
2013-12-23 05:51:39 AM  
mikaloyd:

Is that a real doll?
 
2013-12-23 06:12:08 AM  

Marmilman: mikaloyd:

Is that a real doll?


To some, yes.  Yes it is.  

Subby:

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-12-23 06:55:24 AM  
img.fark.net
     You are not a Boy Genius

/Yup.
 
2013-12-23 07:34:38 AM  
files.sharenator.com

\Like the Shannon Sharpe WHADABADAMPHUD picture, the Real Doll joke will NEVER get old
 
2013-12-23 07:51:49 AM  
nice
 
2013-12-23 08:00:09 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?


Kwame Harris is a regular here on fark. His fark handle is "Harris".
 
2013-12-23 08:06:55 AM  
The real question is did he submit this thread himself?
 
2013-12-23 08:30:50 AM  
Snert.
 
2013-12-23 08:30:58 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?

Calling out of other Farkers (in headlines): As odd as this may sound, not everyone wants attention on Fark. Specifically mentioning a fellow Farker in a headline or post (where the named Farker isn't participating) generates attention to a Farker who didn't intend it. This is not welcome on this site. If you have something to say to a particular Farker (and it isn't abusive), check their profile for an email address and go directly to the source. Comments and headlines about specific Farkers will likely be deleted, as not everyone needs or wants to see their name in bright lights, and most often, the attention is undesired.


So we're not allowed to point out Conservative Humor?
 
2013-12-23 08:31:26 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?

You'll also need this


Bahahaha.. Holy balls I just scanned that thread, just looking at the pictures alone made me literally laugh out loud.. Dear god that thread is epic! That thread right there should be the advertisement for TotalFark.
 
2013-12-23 08:47:07 AM  
ha!
 
2013-12-23 08:49:39 AM  
He had toiled all day in the kitchen, and then he just poured soy sauce all over it!

/not as bad as ketchup.
 
2013-12-23 09:09:52 AM  
blacksportsonline.com

I totally understand. Soy sauce makes you fart and the man was wearing his underwear.
But Harris is 6'7" tall and weighs 325 pounds, and must have freaked out some people in the restaurant when he started to de-pants the guy.
 
2013-12-23 09:19:43 AM  
How do you argue over soy sauce, anyway?

Either you put it on or you don't and you can add it to your own food and not the other person's.
 
2013-12-23 09:27:15 AM  
He should have just bought him something nice instead.

The original thread, for us liters, was definitely a "What's going in here?" moment.
 
2013-12-23 09:32:44 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?

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Except when the Sports Tab is allowed to get away with it, because it was not in the least bit malicious and ended up being a pretty fun thread despite two gods-awful teams.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-23 09:33:46 AM  

i1123.photobucket.com

Well played Smitty!
 
2013-12-23 09:34:24 AM  
Harris became upset when his ex-boyfriend, Dmitri Geier, poured soy sauce on a plate of rice.  Things escalated, and Harris Harris allegedly tried to pull down Geier's pants and accused Geier of stealing Harris' underwear.

Ha.  Geier.
 
2013-12-23 09:55:36 AM  
There was a great article - I think in Sports Illustrated - about Kwame Harris and the impact being gay and being closeted had on him.

It was really a pretty fascinating read, and gets just a bit into this issue. Basically it was just one of those very up and down relationships that was great then awful.

Anyway, if you can get ahold of it, definitely worth a read.
 
2013-12-23 10:51:05 AM  

Marmilman: mikaloyd:

Is that a real doll?


Who knows?
 
2013-12-23 11:04:54 AM  

mikaloyd: Marmilman: mikaloyd:Is that a real doll?Who knows?



Kwame.
 
2013-12-23 11:05:21 AM  

UNC_Samurai: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?

Calling out of other Farkers (in headlines): As odd as this may sound, not everyone wants attention on Fark. Specifically mentioning a fellow Farker in a headline or post (where the named Farker isn't participating) generates attention to a Farker who didn't intend it. This is not welcome on this site. If you have something to say to a particular Farker (and it isn't abusive), check their profile for an email address and go directly to the source. Comments and headlines about specific Farkers will likely be deleted, as not everyone needs or wants to see their name in bright lights, and most often, the attention is undesired.

Except when the Sports Tab is allowed to get away with it, because it was not in the least bit malicious and ended up being a pretty fun thread despite two gods-awful teams.

[img.fark.net image 463x545]


We have tabs?
 
2013-12-23 11:57:59 AM  
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.
 
2013-12-23 12:18:02 PM  

varmitydog: [blacksportsonline.com image 300x225]

I totally understand. Soy sauce makes you fart and the man was wearing his underwear.
But Harris is 6'7" tall and weighs 325 pounds, and must have freaked out some people in the restaurant when he started to de-pants the guy.


I assume by some combination of watching his diet and cutting back his intake of PEDs, he's currently about 80 lbs. lighter than his listed playing weight.
 
2013-12-23 01:25:44 PM  

skinink: My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.


Came for John Dies at the End, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-12-23 01:44:56 PM  

mikaloyd: Marmilman: mikaloyd:

Is that a real doll?

Who knows?


Could it be a fake doll?
 
2013-12-23 01:49:19 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: ecmoRandomNumbers: Wyckyd Sceptre: Genius - not really calling out the specific Farker, and therefore not breaking any rules.  What a loophole!

But I guess the big reveal in that thread was an exception to the rule anyway....

What in hell have I missed?

Calling out of other Farkers (in headlines): As odd as this may sound, not everyone wants attention on Fark. Specifically mentioning a fellow Farker in a headline or post (where the named Farker isn't participating) generates attention to a Farker who didn't intend it. This is not welcome on this site. If you have something to say to a particular Farker (and it isn't abusive), check their profile for an email address and go directly to the source. Comments and headlines about specific Farkers will likely be deleted, as not everyone needs or wants to see their name in bright lights, and most often, the attention is undesired.


Hey, it's one of those bullshiat rules that's never enforced anyway.
 
2013-12-23 02:38:14 PM  
Was someone given all 4 inches?
 
2013-12-23 02:49:33 PM  
Kwame Harris did more to hurt Alex Smith's career than Nolan or Singletary ever did. If he wasn't being an offensive line-turnstile, he would get flagged for holding someone.
 
2013-12-23 03:19:22 PM  
I'd say 'this is what happens when you allow gay marriage', but I'd probably get banned again
 
2013-12-23 07:55:49 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I'd say 'this is what happens when you allow gay marriage', but I'd probably get banned again


Do it, its totally worth it
 
2013-12-24 03:02:13 AM  

mikaloyd: Marmilman: mikaloyd:

Is that a real doll?

Who knows?


If that's a Real Doll then I really need to get one of those. Right now all I have is a dog.
 
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