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2013-12-22 07:21:59 PM
Man that girl is carrying a loaf of pussy between those cankles and muffin tops.
 
2013-12-22 07:31:00 PM
In Scotland? That's the funny part....
 
2013-12-22 09:44:03 PM
Is "gunt" still OK?
 
2013-12-22 09:45:29 PM
Used to party with a buddy that always said go chubby early and beat the crowd. There was never an issue over who had to take one for the team
 
2013-12-22 09:46:33 PM

jake_lex: Is "gunt" still OK?


Fupa?
 
2013-12-22 10:01:11 PM
Fatshaming

Gentlemen, I present you with the word of the day.
 
2013-12-22 10:09:20 PM
Scottish government minister?   Nevermind.
 
2013-12-22 10:29:48 PM
Where does she come up with this?
blogs.r.ftdata.co.uk

I'm fat and I don't care if people call me fat. But because it's a woman there have got to be special rules made.
 
2013-12-22 11:32:53 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Notwithstanding the fact that your proposal could conceivably encompass certain concomitant benefits of a marginal and peripheral relevance, there is a countervailing consideration of infinitely superior magnitude involving your personal complicity and corroborative malfeasance, with a consequence that the taint and stigma of your former associations and diversions could irredeemably and irretrievably invalidate your position and culminate in public revelations and recriminations of a profoundly embarrassing and ultimately indefensible character.
 
2013-12-22 11:48:08 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I'm fat and I don't care if people call me fat. But because it's a woman there have got to be special rules made.


i.imgur.com

I think her point is that there are already special rules for shaming women in place and she'd like to get rid of them.
 
2013-12-23 12:57:03 AM
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2013-12-23 01:00:49 AM
www.anorak.co.uk

Curves.

Real women have them.
 
2013-12-23 01:03:30 AM
Nothing sadder than a fat chick with small boobs
 
2013-12-23 01:06:38 AM
She sounds fat.
 
2013-12-23 01:07:54 AM
Years ago when I put on my freshman 15 and my pants didn't fit well, I simply accepted myself and my fat ass for who I was and just said 'I'm beautiful, other people's opinion be damned!' Not really. I hit the gym cause I wanted to get laid.
 
2013-12-23 01:08:26 AM
I wish England would start a Ministry Of Shut Up And Mind Your Own F*cking Business.
 
2013-12-23 01:13:48 AM

BuckTurgidson: [www.anorak.co.uk image 300x512]

Curves.

Real women have them.


Why would you do that?

//Off to eyebleach.com
 
2013-12-23 01:13:48 AM

mikeray: Man that girl is carrying a loaf of pussy between those cankles and muffin tops.


What?! They sell it by the loaf?
 
2013-12-23 01:14:14 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Where does she come up with this?


I'm fat and I don't care if people call me fat. But because it's a woman there have got to be special rules made.


Am I the only one that thinks that she would look good with some makeup? I mean, she smart already, if she would loose the attitude, there should be plenty of guys trying to get under that dress.

/my standards are not low. I just didn't date stupid or sour puss. Which is why I married early, before all the smart ones were taken.
 
2013-12-23 01:14:52 AM

Peter von Nostrand: jake_lex: Is "gunt" still OK?

Fupa?


Eins, zwei, fupa!
 
2013-12-23 01:15:40 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Notwithstanding the fact that your proposal could conceivably encompass certain concomitant benefits of a marginal and peripheral relevance, there is a countervailing consideration of infinitely superior magnitude involving your personal complicity and corroborative malfeasance, with a consequence that the taint and stigma of your former associations and diversions could irredeemably and irretrievably invalidate your position and culminate in public revelations and recriminations of a profoundly embarrassing and ultimately indefensible character.


I concur.
 
2013-12-23 01:18:02 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Where does she come up with this?
[blogs.r.ftdata.co.uk image 395x594]

I'm fat and I don't care if people call me fat. But because it's a woman there have got to be special rules made.


She's got proto bingo-wings there.

BuckTurgidson: [www.anorak.co.uk image 300x512]

Curves.

Real women have them.


If that chair could think, I wonder what it would think?
 
2013-12-23 01:18:03 AM

Danger Avoid Death: I wish England would start a Ministry Of Shut Up And Mind Your Own F*cking Business.


They did. Its first Minister was this guy:

skaheru.files.wordpress.com

Parliament dissolved the Ministry Of Shut Up And Mind Your Own F*cking Business after just 26 minutes.
 
2013-12-23 01:19:11 AM
Are there any terms used for fat men?  .. and I don't mean "fat piece of shiat"
 
2013-12-23 01:20:13 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Because People in power are Stupid: Where does she come up with this?
[blogs.r.ftdata.co.uk image 395x594]

I'm fat and I don't care if people call me fat. But because it's a woman there have got to be special rules made.

She's got proto bingo-wings there.

BuckTurgidson: [www.anorak.co.uk image 300x512]

Curves.

Real women have them.

If that chair could think, I wonder what it would think?


. . killlllll meeeeee. . .
 
2013-12-23 01:21:17 AM

AeAe: Are there any terms used for fat men?  .. and I don't mean "fat piece of shiat"


Fat bastard is always a man.
 
2013-12-23 01:21:56 AM
Stop PC Newspeak. Call everything by its real name. Let me start with the ever popular BATWINGS. cdn.bimfs.com
 
2013-12-23 01:22:17 AM
I'll go along with getting rid of subjective terms such as curvy, fat, and uggo.  There is no way we should have to stop using objective terms such as pear shaped, muffin top, etc.
 
2013-12-23 01:26:30 AM

AeAe: Are there any terms used for fat men?  .. and I don't mean "fat piece of shiat"


Of course not. Women would never stoop so low as to treat men like pieces of meat cause they hate it so much when men do it to them. And men won't cause we're all fat anyway.
 
2013-12-23 01:28:26 AM

elgrancerdo: Am I the only one that thinks that she would look good with some makeup?


FILF? Is that a thing?
 
2013-12-23 01:29:53 AM
Maybe there wouldn't be so much fat talk if more woman wore clothes that suit them.

Instead they put on jeans that are 4 sizes to small and a belly shirt,  making them look like... A MUFFIN TOP!
 
2013-12-23 01:30:01 AM
Being fat is a medical condition that should be treated to prevent an endless array of potential health problems. If you are fat and simply choose to insult skinny people instead of trying to better yourself, you deserve every name people call you. I should know - I weighed 130 pounds when I graduated from high school and have packed on 80 pounds since then. Some of that was filling out, but most of it was me simply being too lazy to work out and constantly eating unhealthy.
 
2013-12-23 01:30:41 AM

Boo_Guy: Maybe there wouldn't be so much fat talk if more woman wore clothes that suit them.

Instead they put on jeans that are 4 sizes to small and a belly shirt,  making them look like... A MUFFIN TOP!


WHY DO WOMEN DO THIS?
 
2013-12-23 01:32:52 AM

Boojum2k: Quantum Apostrophe: Because People in power are Stupid: Where does she come up with this?
[blogs.r.ftdata.co.uk image 395x594]

I'm fat and I don't care if people call me fat. But because it's a woman there have got to be special rules made.

She's got proto bingo-wings there.

BuckTurgidson: [www.anorak.co.uk image 300x512]

Curves.

Real women have them.

If that chair could think, I wonder what it would think?

. . killlllll meeeeee. . .


Yeah, I'm tough. Tougher than all you farkers. I bet you wankers couldn't support all this weight.

/chair's kinda got an attitude
 
2013-12-23 01:38:02 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

I'm guessing "it" doesn't refer to exercising 30 minutes a day.
 
2013-12-23 01:48:49 AM
Seriously?  Look, it's not like it's a giant mystery what causes fatness.  Maybe we also shouldn't make people feel bad about other things that also are avoidable and their fault, like DUIs.
 
2013-12-23 01:56:30 AM
No problem at all.

We should all walk around on tippy toes, reminding ourselves and each other that we are just absolutely perfect in every way.

We should remind ourselves that what we believe about every aspect of life on earth is the absolute truth, and people who say otherwise are haters.  We should all kiss each other's asses rosy, 24/7 and reinforce our sense of self esteem and remind ourselves that our flaws and shortcomings are merely unrecognized positive attributes.  We should tell everybody that they're awesome, cute, beautiful, whip smart and God's own pluperfect example of everything.  In every possible way.

Until we're finally all morbidly obese to the point of deformity, haven't a stitch of compassion or objective thought, and a low functioning mongoloid is emperor of the world.  And when we are all farting in a mud puddle of our own rose scented piss until we can't stomach to look at ourselves or hear our own bullshiat or walk to the fridge, maybe we can get back to reality as a good idea, and not as a hassle to our vanity.  Maybe we can cut the sh*t and try and change things we don't like.  Maybe we'll even stop trying to take every template of "normalcy" that we swear is oppressive and exclusionary and bend it to fit the shape of our fat asses and fat heads.  Lemme know.
 
2013-12-23 01:56:55 AM

fusillade762: Fatshaming

Gentlemen, I present you with the word of the day.


The most farked up thing about that word (and others like it) is how it attempts to blur over the stigma attached to something normally regarded as shameful (e.g., being "fat") by implying that "-shaming" is itself somehow more shameful than whatever is being shamed in the first place.

/I call for an end to shaming-shaming!
//I win!
 
2013-12-23 01:58:03 AM

elgrancerdo: Because People in power are Stupid: Where does she come up with this?


I'm fat and I don't care if people call me fat. But because it's a woman there have got to be special rules made.

Am I the only one that thinks that she would look good with some makeup? I mean, she smart already, if she would loose the attitude, there should be plenty of guys trying to get under that dress.

/my standards are not low. I just didn't date stupid or sour puss. Which is why I married early, before all the smart ones were taken.


The Scottish MP?  Yep, she's hot.
 
2013-12-23 02:01:11 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
FATTY FATTY 2X4 YOU CAN'T FIT THRU THE BATHROOM DOOR
 
2013-12-23 02:02:17 AM

borg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
FATTY FATTY 2X4 YOU CAN'T FIT THRU THE BATHROOM DOOR


She's not fat.   :  /
 
2013-12-23 02:05:42 AM

Bumblefark: fusillade762: Fatshaming

Gentlemen, I present you with the word of the day.

The most farked up thing about that word (and others like it) is how it attempts to blur over the stigma attached to something normally regarded as shameful (e.g., being "fat") by implying that "-shaming" is itself somehow more shameful than whatever is being shamed in the first place.

/I call for an end to shaming-shaming!
//I win!


Shame-shaming sounds better =)
 
2013-12-23 02:05:47 AM

bunner: borg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
FATTY FATTY 2X4 YOU CAN'T FIT THRU THE BATHROOM DOOR

She's not fat.   :  /


You're right. She's ugly.
 
2013-12-23 02:08:02 AM

fusillade762: Fatshaming

Gentlemen, I present you with the word of the day.


"Fat Shaming" uses the same letters as "Fat's Haming," the butcher shop and hamery I'm opening.
 
2013-12-23 02:09:01 AM

bunner: borg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
FATTY FATTY 2X4 YOU CAN'T FIT THRU THE BATHROOM DOOR

She's not fat.   :  /


Yeah,  she's just big boned
 
2013-12-23 02:15:10 AM
Obligatory.

//Needs more bass.
 
2013-12-23 02:20:40 AM

Boo_Guy: Bumblefark: fusillade762: Fatshaming

Gentlemen, I present you with the word of the day.

The most farked up thing about that word (and others like it) is how it attempts to blur over the stigma attached to something normally regarded as shameful (e.g., being "fat") by implying that "-shaming" is itself somehow more shameful than whatever is being shamed in the first place.

/I call for an end to shaming-shaming!
//I win!

Shame-shaming sounds better =)


How dare you shame my awkward turn of phrase?!

You monster.

/heh. Agreed.
 
2013-12-23 02:23:56 AM
Were banning offensive words now are we.

*facepalm*

Whatever word we assign to something that is unpleasant becomes offensive over time and we have to replace it with a new word, which of course has to be replaced with another one after awhile i.e. gimp, cripple, handicap, physically challenged...what's next?


anyway,  "fiercely real"?   wtf?
 
2013-12-23 02:30:17 AM

Jument: Boo_Guy: Maybe there wouldn't be so much fat talk if more woman wore clothes that suit them.

Instead they put on jeans that are 4 sizes to small and a belly shirt,  making them look like... A MUFFIN TOP!

WHY DO WOMEN DO THIS?


My theories include any one or a combination of;

Their friends dress that way
They don't care / or think they look good
They got fat in their old clothes and don't have the money to replace them
Not knowing how truly bad it looks
Not knowing how to dress properly

/May be slight redundant redundancies
 
2013-12-23 02:34:18 AM
Why can't everyone be like me and eat whatever/whenever they want without getting fat?


/rubs it in
 
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