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(TMZ)   American Gladiators star Nitro needs some Nitro after suffering a heart attack   (tmz.com) divider line 33
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2013-12-22 10:12:12 PM  
According to Nitro, 'roids weren't viewed as taboo back in the AG heyday

Ummmm, yeah they were.  They also thought it might hurt your liver and enlarge your heart.....along with other things.
 
2013-12-22 10:44:10 PM  
Depends on what kind of heart attack
 
2013-12-22 11:47:55 PM  
Boy, the crap I had to watch on TV back then with no cable.
 
2013-12-22 11:59:01 PM  

cretinbob: Depends on what kind of heart attack


I'm betting no since they said its a new stent and its irrelevant if he has a history of heart issues in his family.
 
2013-12-23 12:18:26 AM  
"the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.
 
2013-12-23 12:21:46 AM  

twistedmetal: According to Nitro, 'roids weren't viewed as taboo back in the AG heyday

Ummmm, yeah they were.  They also thought it might hurt your liver and enlarge your heart.....along with other things.


I took that as meaning that in the circles he associated with, body builders, that they weren't as taboo. Which is true from my experience. I knew a lot of body builders in the 90's and they were pretty cavalier about their steroid use. It was just something that people do to them.
 
kg
2013-12-23 12:33:41 AM  

ongbok: twistedmetal: According to Nitro, 'roids weren't viewed as taboo back in the AG heyday

Ummmm, yeah they were.  They also thought it might hurt your liver and enlarge your heart.....along with other things.

I took that as meaning that in the circles he associated with, body builders, that they weren't as taboo. Which is true from my experience. I knew a lot of body builders in the 90's and they were pretty cavalier about their steroid use. It was just something that people do to them.


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2013-12-23 12:42:32 AM  
Poor guy. First Luann VanHouten sleeps with his best friend, now this.
 
2013-12-23 12:46:27 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: "the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.


WHY DO YOU EXIST?
 
2013-12-23 12:50:50 AM  

Robots are Strong: Quantum Apostrophe: "the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.

WHY DO YOU EXIST?


When's the big 5 0, chief?
 
2013-12-23 12:58:18 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Robots are Strong: Quantum Apostrophe: "the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.

WHY DO YOU EXIST?

When's the big 5 0, chief?


I'm sorry, I'm drunk enough that I have to break narrative for a minute. What now?
 
2013-12-23 01:03:31 AM  

Robots are Strong: Quantum Apostrophe: Robots are Strong: Quantum Apostrophe: "the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.

WHY DO YOU EXIST?

When's the big 5 0, chief?

I'm sorry, I'm drunk enough that I have to break narrative for a minute. What now?


shiat, I'm sorry, gotta run. We can argue later about you being a worthless douche that drives page views and the definition of the word "worthless" as it applies to this situation.

Stay strong QA, don't let these assholes get you down.
 
2013-12-23 01:05:20 AM  

Robots are Strong: shiat, I'm sorry, gotta run. We can argue later about you being a worthless douche that drives page views and the definition of the word "worthless" as it applies to this situation.


www.drunkentemple.com
 
2013-12-23 01:44:32 AM  
As long as Malibu is okay. His performance in the DragonStrike instructional video was farkin phenominal
 
2013-12-23 01:55:24 AM  
Penis.
 
2013-12-23 02:06:23 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: "the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.


I know a lot of guys in their 50s that are in better shape than 60-70% of the males in the states and probably Europe as well, but then they lift with us even though I'm not that old.
 
2013-12-23 02:08:01 AM  

kg: ongbok: twistedmetal: According to Nitro, 'roids weren't viewed as taboo back in the AG heyday

Ummmm, yeah they were.  They also thought it might hurt your liver and enlarge your heart.....along with other things.

I took that as meaning that in the circles he associated with, body builders, that they weren't as taboo. Which is true from my experience. I knew a lot of body builders in the 90's and they were pretty cavalier about their steroid use. It was just something that people do to them.


What's stupid about that article is that steroid abuse can cause a lot of things but brain cancer is not one of them, it was caused by other shiat.
 
2013-12-23 02:11:35 AM  
Here is an article one steroids and brain cancer, steroids are used to bring swelling down for brain cancer patients.

http://healthland.time.com/2013/07/12/another-case-of-brain-cancer-in - baseball-whats-going-on/
 
2013-12-23 02:18:10 AM  
Shouldn't this be in the sports tab?
 
2013-12-23 02:47:14 AM  
underscoopfire.com
/Teen line, this is Nitro!
 
2013-12-23 05:20:49 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: "the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.


Dude, whatever happened to you that made you this way I hope you get past it and find peace with it. Living life like this is just a shiatty way to live, and I say this as someone who isn't close to middle age.
 
2013-12-23 07:12:36 AM  

The Billdozer: Quantum Apostrophe: "the whole thing was a shock 'cause he's in peak physical condition"

Danny Lee Clark (born 1964), known as "Nitro" on the original American Gladiators

Yeah, no. Cure that Middle Age Delusional Syndrome first.

Dude, whatever happened to you that made you this way I hope you get past it and find peace with it. Living life like this is just a shiatty way to live, and I say this as someone who isn't close to middle age.


Given his obsession I think he hasn't had That Talk with his doctor yet.
 
2013-12-23 09:11:21 AM  

steamingpile: kg: ongbok: twistedmetal: According to Nitro, 'roids weren't viewed as taboo back in the AG heyday

Ummmm, yeah they were.  They also thought it might hurt your liver and enlarge your heart.....along with other things.

I took that as meaning that in the circles he associated with, body builders, that they weren't as taboo. Which is true from my experience. I knew a lot of body builders in the 90's and they were pretty cavalier about their steroid use. It was just something that people do to them.

What's stupid about that article is that steroid abuse can cause a lot of things but brain cancer is not one of them, it was caused by other shiat.


I always thought that Alzado was also cycling in HGH also, and that is what he was saying caused his brain cancer.
 
2013-12-23 11:12:26 AM  

The Billdozer: Dude, whatever happened to you that made you this way I hope you get past it and find peace with it. Living life like this is just a shiatty way to live, and I say this as someone who isn't close to middle age.


You're right, they should hurry up with the anti-aging already. You'll see when you get older what I'm talking about. Suddenly you'll start noticing yourself changing into something you don't like, but somehow all your similarly-aged colleagues swear they're all endurance athletes and sex machines and intellectual superpowers.

So, on which side of physical decay and mental decline are you?
 
2013-12-23 12:08:42 PM  
www.rayehollitt.com

the only reason to watch.
/so very confused.
 
2013-12-23 01:08:31 PM  

steamingpile: cretinbob: Depends on what kind of heart attack

I'm betting no since they said its a new stent and its irrelevant if he has a history of heart issues in his family.


 it depends on where the infarct occured and how severe it is.
 
2013-12-23 01:14:49 PM  
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2013-12-23 02:49:37 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: The Billdozer: Dude, whatever happened to you that made you this way I hope you get past it and find peace with it. Living life like this is just a shiatty way to live, and I say this as someone who isn't close to middle age.

You're right, they should hurry up with the anti-aging already. You'll see when you get older what I'm talking about. Suddenly you'll start noticing yourself changing into something you don't like, but somehow all your similarly-aged colleagues swear they're all endurance athletes and sex machines and intellectual superpowers.

So, on which side of physical decay and mental decline are you?


1) None of my friends my age or older even come close to claming they are Charles Atlas

2) Im at peace with thr natural order with how "God/The Universe" works and while it sucks, Ive seen enough to give me confidence in non-oblivion

3) I have to pay bills, go to work and my personal alarm clock isnt Belledonna and Jada Fire blowing me in the morning. Im already something I dont like.
 
2013-12-23 02:57:13 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: but somehow all your similarly-aged colleagues swear they're all endurance athletes and sex machines and intellectual superpowers


Yeah, no one's saying that. Go jam a hot poker up your dickhole already, your wild flailings against strawmen is getting old.
 
2013-12-23 02:59:12 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: but somehow all your similarly-aged colleagues swear they're all endurance athletes and sex machines and intellectual superpowers

Yeah, no one's saying that. Go jam a hot poker up your dickhole already, your wild flailings against strawmen is getting old.


QA has discovered anti-aging strawmen.
 
2013-12-23 08:42:42 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: but somehow all your similarly-aged colleagues swear they're all endurance athletes and sex machines and intellectual superpowers

Yeah, no one's saying that. Go jam a hot poker up your dickhole already, your wild flailings against strawmen is getting old.


Really? Really?

The usual middle age delusion is nothing but how much better they are than in their 20s. Come on.

The Billdozer: give me confidence in non-oblivion


What a load of childish nonsense. Where were you before you were born? Grow up.
 
2013-12-23 08:49:47 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Really? Really?

The usual middle age delusion is nothing but how much better they are than in their 20s. Come on.


Yes really. Of course there are the rare and occasional outlier that are in better shape than they were in their 20s because they actually exercise and work to get there instead of being naturally in decent looking shape, but as I said, rare. Of course that doesn't matter to you because as far as you're concerned if someone thinks then everyone does and damn reality, full derp ahead.
 
2013-12-24 01:11:48 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: but somehow all your similarly-aged colleagues swear they're all endurance athletes and sex machines and intellectual superpowers

Yeah, no one's saying that. Go jam a hot poker up your dickhole already, your wild flailings against strawmen is getting old.

Really? Really?

The usual middle age delusion is nothing but how much better they are than in their 20s. Come on.

The Billdozer: give me confidence in non-oblivion

What a load of childish nonsense. Where were you before you were born? Grow up.


You are really sad, you know that.
 
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