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(Mother Jones)   Challenge de Fark: Could cocktails protect you from getting sick? Do your best work and report back here   (motherjones.com) divider line 11
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2013-12-22 07:30:33 PM  
3 votes:
If punching the mail man counts as free of the flu, then it works.
2013-12-22 09:58:38 PM  
2 votes:
Ypude not pick. I bring you drum fettr. Did I ice tell you vouf the thms I met my best friends ? We were out BOOJ DUNKINg on a thus day. And what a tjeia guy? This uguy with a pool cire stick rhingy in a . . A . . A bar? Whatswirh that?

Fwel king healthy though!
2013-12-22 07:40:53 PM  
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: SquiggsIN: I'm better equipped to answer a question like :

How many Molotov cocktails per hour would be required to continuously repel a zombie horde of x strength in a circle of y radius?

African or European?


Whatever.

A 5oz Molotov cocktail cannot take out a circle of zombies. Even if you grip it by the husk.
2013-12-22 08:56:20 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-12-22 08:33:49 PM  
1 votes:
I drink several Gin and Tonics every day, as a preventative, and I'm happy to say I'm still malaria-free after all these years.
2013-12-22 08:09:06 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Danger Avoid Death: SquiggsIN: I'm better equipped to answer a question like :

How many Molotov cocktails per hour would be required to continuously repel a zombie horde of x strength in a circle of y radius?

African or European?

zombies or Molotovs?


I don't know ...

...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh .....
2013-12-22 07:51:43 PM  
1 votes:
Whatever happened to the old-school bloody mary? Breakfast, lunch, dinner, shower, toilet, Starbucks, church, voting booth, therapist, AA, that one goth chick's apartment, and that other goth chick's apartment, that one time in Canada.
2013-12-22 07:42:45 PM  
1 votes:
To do a fair unbiased test I decided to test all types, I had three Gin Martinis, 4 vodka Screwdrivers, 4 rum and cokes, 3 bourbon and sevens, and 3 tequila sunrises in about an hour and a half. I can tell you right now it didn't work. I do not feel as well as when I started, I had only drank a couple glasses of wine at that point.
2013-12-22 07:38:39 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: I'm better equipped to answer a question like :

How many Molotov cocktails per hour would be required to continuously repel a zombie horde of x strength in a circle of y radius?


African or European?
2013-12-22 07:35:00 PM  
1 votes:
clutchmag.s3.amazonaws.com
2013-12-22 06:36:36 PM  
1 votes:
Bourbon. Apply orally, in 2oz doses on the half hour, until symptoms subside or sleep overtakes you. It might not cure you, but for damn sure, you'll care a lot less about being sick.
 
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