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(Gawker)   Thief arrested for armed robbery caught because A) caught fleeing the scene, B) DNA evidence, C) left his wallet with ID at the crime scene   (gawker.com) divider line 16
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1167 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2013 at 6:24 PM (34 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-22 06:29:56 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-12-22 06:31:02 PM


2013-12-22 06:45:43 PM
I hate it when I do that.
2013-12-22 06:51:53 PM
I was never there, and where's the hundred bucks that was in there when I dropped it?
2013-12-22 06:54:19 PM
They had the boys in the lab working overtime...
2013-12-22 07:02:28 PM
The Dukes of Hazzard did it.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-22 07:13:40 PM
Cop:  Do you know why I stopped you?
Perp: No, officer, why?
Cop: Can I see some ID?
Perp: I, uh, seem to not have it with me.
Cop: Is this (shows perp found wallet) it?
Perp: Yes, thank goodness! Where did you find it?
Cop: Hands behind your head........
2013-12-22 07:17:12 PM
2013-12-22 07:23:49 PM
2013-12-22 07:26:54 PM
We once chased a vehicle involved in a burglary. One of the guys bailed out and we found him wandering a neighborhood "on his way to his girlfriend's house, coming from his girlfriend's house" which he said was located in another municipality far from where we were. He had left his prison inmate ID in the van. Plus he cut himself on broken glass at the scene so we got a positive DNA match. Criminals are stupid

/cs officer
2013-12-22 07:42:43 PM

PhiloeBedoe: They had the boys in the lab working overtime...

I can always count on Fark's old fart brigade.
2013-12-22 09:18:47 PM
2013-12-22 09:42:52 PM

humanshrapnel: [starsmedia.ign.com image 450x247]

came for True Romance reference. Leaving satisfied. Fark rarely disappoint
2013-12-22 10:21:24 PM
I was a special ed teacher at a middle school for students convicted of non-violent crimes (and therefore not allowed to return to "regular" school; the ones convicted of violent crimes got whatever school was provided in juvenile detention/jail/prison). One new charge had been convicted of attempted bank robbery and easily identified because he left his school backpack in a field next to the bank.

I made sure his IEP included "organizational skills".
2013-12-22 11:14:44 PM
This happened to me a few years ago.  Boy, was I embarrassed!
2013-12-23 04:01:36 PM
Okay, if even News of the Weird retired this kind of story years ago....
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