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(ABC)   Cracker Barrel puts their cheese back on the cracker   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 143
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2013-12-22 05:21:09 PM
Wait you mean we can't return this crap? Back on the shelf it goes.
 
2013-12-22 05:51:11 PM
This isn't surprising.  Cracker Barrel has been sued for employment discrimination because they're not exactly cool with teh ghey.
 
2013-12-22 05:51:20 PM
If you have a reality show, don't be shocked when the cast says things they think.

That's why people watch.
 
2013-12-22 05:54:04 PM
As I pointed out to one of my Duck loving friends, it is pretty stupid that people who are boycotting A&E were upset with Cracker Barrel for not selling A&E products.
 
2013-12-22 05:54:27 PM
God Bless America!
 
2013-12-22 05:56:31 PM
static.rcgroups.net
 
2013-12-22 05:56:47 PM
I am shocked, SHOCKED that there is trolling in this thread.
 
2013-12-22 05:57:41 PM
Is the show still cancelled? If so, then in a couple of months we can forget this whole pointless thing.
 
2013-12-22 05:59:51 PM
Which is more offensive: some dipshiat redneck telling you he hates people who are different from him, or a website with auto-play videos?
 
2013-12-22 06:00:37 PM
A company too spineless to follow through on their own consciences? The hell you say!
 
2013-12-22 06:01:17 PM
Couldn't they just split the store into homophobic and non-homophobic sections?
 
2013-12-22 06:01:30 PM
No matter how remote the chance may be, if you ever end up facing Phil Robertson in a game of brinkmanship, just walk away quietly.
 
2013-12-22 06:01:31 PM
Time to hire John Kerry as their CEO.
 
2013-12-22 06:02:40 PM

MrEricSir: Which is more offensive: some dipshiat redneck telling you he hates people who are different from him, or a website with auto-play videos?


Easy call.
 
2013-12-22 06:02:49 PM
It's amazing how the rubes are to be fleeced.
 
2013-12-22 06:03:01 PM
i.imgur.com

"Yep. Know what I love doin' on a hot day like this? Respectin' other religions."
"I'm thinkin' about readin' the Koran later."
"Yep. There's some good ideas in that."
"If I want to have an abortion. It's my choice."
"The gays are all right in my book."
"Rocking back and forth like this, the only thing I can think of is sustainable agriculture."
 
2013-12-22 06:03:56 PM
Convictions? Fark convictions.
 
2013-12-22 06:04:34 PM

tillerman35: Couldn't they just split the store into homophobic and non-homophobic sections?


That would mean they couldn't put the fruits with the vegetables.

/*ducks*
 
2013-12-22 06:04:57 PM
Too bad there isn't a place to take bets on what will happen next; read about this on CNN and said on their comments that I thought it was nothing more than a free advertising ploy, and since they now had their free advertising, it would be no more than a couple days before the products were back out on the shelves before it hurt Christmas sales / profits.
Could have won enough to buy a duck call... and royally disturbed the hell out of the neighbors with it.

/quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!   "The hell is THAT!?"
 
2013-12-22 06:05:26 PM
I just want their pancakes. Delicious, delicious pancakes.
 
2013-12-22 06:05:49 PM

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2013-12-22 06:05:57 PM

Tom_Slick: Wait you mean we can't return this crap? Back on the shelf it goes.


Done in one.
 
2013-12-22 06:06:42 PM
Cracker Barrel didnt know their core patrons would love Duck Dynasty too?
 
2013-12-22 06:06:59 PM
A company that was very recently under a consent agreement with the Justice Department regarding its blatant and notorious discrimination against black guests ends up standing with a dumb redneck who longs for the days when the blacks knew their place and nobody would say anything negative to a white man? The hell you say! The next you'll tell me that the Wall Street Journal wants aristocratic white families to rule the country and that Rand Paul keeps hiring racist folks!
 
2013-12-22 06:07:56 PM

tillerman35: Couldn't they just split the store into homophobic and non-homophobic sections?


Nobody wants the costs of putting in two fountains.
 
2013-12-22 06:08:05 PM
Sure would love to know how 'technically good' the cracker over a barrel site is.
That thangs been derping to load for 24 hours at least.
That many dialup connections hitting it must be such a strain, Oh wait, 'Obama highspeed internet for ignorant morans of 'Murica'.

/Hate mail and death threats shows the need to have your email server separate from your main site.
 
2013-12-22 06:09:43 PM
I'm just glad that despite their strong Christian morals, they are able to overcome and allow those atheist, communist Chinese to manufacture many of their products (just like Hobby Lobby!). That's just plain old bible thumpin, gun totin, Merican capitalism in action.

Love these guys! Praise the Lord and stick to your guns Phil!
 
2013-12-22 06:10:29 PM
This isn't surprising. Who do they think eats at Cracker Barrel? I don't go to the rest stop bushes for biscuits and gravy...
 
2013-12-22 06:10:42 PM
Driving through rural America and seeing Cracker Barrel billboards with various slogans, I've often thought of suggesting they go with "More Fun Than a Barrel of Crackers!!"

I'm not sure how to get this idea to them, though. So, so far, I haven't.
 
2013-12-22 06:11:11 PM
Cracker Barrel is great, everyone there was happy; no one was singing the blues.
 
2013-12-22 06:11:43 PM
Pretty much everyone I've talked to has watched that show. Most watch it consistently. Am I the only one on the planet that has never seen it?
 
2013-12-22 06:12:51 PM

Joe USer: Cracker Barrel is great, everyone there was happy; no one was singing the blues.


Cracker Barrel is great, everyone there was happy, happy, happy; no one was singing the blues.

/FTFY
 
2013-12-22 06:14:52 PM

Chinchillazilla: A company too spineless to follow through on their own consciences? The hell you say!


Did they say they removed the items as a matter of corporate conscience or conviction?
 
2013-12-22 06:15:02 PM

ElLoco: Pretty much everyone I've talked to has watched that show. Most watch it consistently. Am I the only one on the planet that has never seen it?


I saw an episode but don't remember it as I was a pretty drunk. Couldn't find the remote.
 
2013-12-22 06:16:23 PM
Looks like somebody noticed how much money they already sank into Duck Dynasty merchandise. If there was a total backlash, from everyone it could hit a lot of retailers. Something like if it turned out they were into human trafficking, or cannibalism, or some other crazily impossible thing that caused everyone to say "Wait, what the fark? Well, nope then." and all that stuff had to go? Duck Dynasty merchandise might come close to 1%,of any given WalMart's current stock.
 
2013-12-22 06:16:35 PM

ElLoco: Pretty much everyone I've talked to has watched that show. Most watch it consistently. Am I the only one on the planet that has never seen it?


I watched one episode, and it was so obviously scripted and poorly acted that I couldn't get into it. The wacky old uncle guy is kinda funny, though.
 
2013-12-22 06:17:08 PM
I like those Duck Hunter guys.  Pretty funny show.

But Cracker Barrel needs a better recipe for corn muffins.   
Focus on food, the gift shops items will sell themselves
 
2013-12-22 06:17:37 PM

ElLoco: Pretty much everyone I've talked to has watched that show. Most watch it consistently. Am I the only one on the planet that has never seen it?


Depends, did you graduate from an actual school? If you did,  you may have what is known as "basic intelligence". People with "intelligence" may realize that these shows are pure crap and avoid them.

If you want to, you can remove your "intelligence" by a steady diet of Pepsi products and methamphetamine. The shows will then become much more appealing.
 
2013-12-22 06:17:56 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

"Yep. Know what I love doin' on a hot day like this? Respectin' other religions."
"I'm thinkin' about readin' the Koran later."
"Yep. There's some good ideas in that."
"If I want to have an abortion. It's my choice."
"The gays are all right in my book."
"Rocking back and forth like this, the only thing I can think of is sustainable agriculture."


For those about to rock, we salute you.
 
2013-12-22 06:19:59 PM

ElLoco: Pretty much everyone I've talked to has watched that show. Most watch it consistently. Am I the only one on the planet that has never seen it?


I've never seen it. My dad's side of the family is from West Monroe, Louisiana. If I wanted to hear redneck derp piped into my living room, I'd just join Facebook and "friend" all my relatives back there.
 
2013-12-22 06:20:26 PM
I hate everyone involved in this story
 
2013-12-22 06:21:37 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Driving through rural America and seeing Cracker Barrel billboards with various slogans, I've often thought of suggesting they go with "More Fun Than a Barrel of Crackers!!"

I'm not sure how to get this idea to them, though. So, so far, I haven't.


I'm sure they have a facebook or twitter account. You could suggest it right now.
 
2013-12-22 06:21:52 PM

rhiannon: ElLoco: Pretty much everyone I've talked to has watched that show. Most watch it consistently. Am I the only one on the planet that has never seen it?

I saw an episode but don't remember it as I was a pretty drunk. Couldn't find the remote.


Umm, a. Yes, I might be drunk right now, too.
 
2013-12-22 06:22:49 PM

Joe USer: ElLoco: Pretty much everyone I've talked to has watched that show. Most watch it consistently. Am I the only one on the planet that has never seen it?

Depends, did you graduate from an actual school? If you did,  you may have what is known as "basic intelligence". People with "intelligence" may realize that these shows are pure crap and avoid them.

If you want to, you can remove your "intelligence" by a steady diet of Pepsi products and methamphetamine. The shows will then become much more appealing.


Possibly. I didn't even know what it was until someone explained it to me maybe three weeks ago. It sounded like shiat, so I kinda just dismissed whatever they were talking about... then for the last week or so, that's all I see on news sites.

Still not gonna watch it. Netflix has a metric crapton of TV series now that I'm interested in catching up on, so I spend most of my time there.
 
2013-12-22 06:23:13 PM

laststarfighter: As I pointed out to one of my Duck loving friends, it is pretty stupid that people who are boycotting A&E were upset with Cracker Barrel for not selling A&E products.


Exactly. If you want to boycott A&E you shouldn't buy any Duck Dynasty products. Buy Duck Commander/Buck Commander stuff instead.
 
2013-12-22 06:24:10 PM
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2013-12-22 06:24:30 PM
Next move Phil---sing a duet with Elton John at the Emmy Awards
 
2013-12-22 06:28:04 PM

TheMega: /quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! "The hell is THAT!?"


Ahahahahah I want to do this now since I live in town in an apartment building. Just randomly go around making duck noises to confuse the fark out of everyone.
 
2013-12-22 06:28:04 PM
Just got back from Target (cash!), and saw that there were a couple of endcaps with Duck Dynasty crap there still.  Should be noted I am in Texas which is the crown jewel of Derpistan
 
2013-12-22 06:28:05 PM
Oh FFS. Is this what our culture has turned into? The worship of some cave men who can go around dehumanising gays and blacks?

THESE are the new American Heroes??

China can have the Moon, Mars, and the rest of the Cosmos. Just keep Americans from leaving this planet!
 
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