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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Man trying to steal gloves from a store gets stopped by a clerk as he tries to make his escape, then pulls out a knife and a loaded gun. Well. That escalated quickly   (press-citizen.com) divider line 15
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2013-12-22 01:14:05 PM
Someone's Christmas is going to suck balls.
 
2013-12-22 02:20:57 PM

twistedmetal: Someone's Christmas is going to suck balls.


Seriously I feel so bad for whoever he stole the gloves for
 
2013-12-22 02:24:56 PM
Warm hands, but a cold heart.
 
2013-12-22 02:27:52 PM
static2.fjcdn.com
approves
 
2013-12-22 02:51:03 PM
Steal something casual
 
2013-12-22 03:01:11 PM
One state over from Chicago, Randall showed up for either a knife or a gun fight.
 
2013-12-22 03:34:21 PM
One of the charges:  "... dominion over a firearm as a domestic abuser, a Class D felony ..."

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the hell does that mean in normal English?

/effin' lawyers.
 
2013-12-22 03:34:22 PM
Way to turn a $100 shoplifting fine into an Armed Robbery beef.

Enjoy the time in prison.
 
2013-12-22 03:52:32 PM
On the plus side, his alter ego is charles bronson..
 
2013-12-22 04:11:11 PM

Danger Avoid Death: One of the charges:  "... dominion over a firearm as a domestic abuser, a Class D felony ..."

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the hell does that mean in normal English?

/effin' lawyers.


He has a domestic violence conviction, which makes him ineligible to possess firearms. Dominion is a five-dollar word for "having control of."
-(not a lawyer)
 
2013-12-22 05:01:44 PM
Based on his mugshot, I'd wager he's an Isotoner la-de-dah-dandy.
 
2013-12-22 05:48:52 PM
was he carrying a magnum pi/
 
2013-12-22 05:50:13 PM
alwaysproventrue.files.wordpress.com

This guy could have gotten him off.
 
2013-12-23 09:06:17 AM
Subby fail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEI8n k-S7GU
 
2013-12-23 11:00:51 AM
Image of the suspect...

i1.ytimg.com
 
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