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(Some Retired Guy)   What's your work schedule for this week? Office/corporate/banking types, do you have more than one day off?   (tripadvisor.com) divider line 268
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2013-12-22 12:33:13 PM
im off for two weeks!!!
 
2013-12-22 12:33:23 PM
Campus is closed until the 2nd...
 
2013-12-22 12:33:38 PM
I'm getting paid to sit on my ass.

By your tax dollars.
 
2013-12-22 12:34:17 PM
I'm off until Jan 13
 
2013-12-22 12:34:47 PM
It's going to be a short week. I work Tues until noon, Fri, and Sat.
 
2013-12-22 12:34:50 PM

spcMike: I'm getting paid to sit on my ass.

By your tax dollars.


ha! i don't pay taxes!
 
2013-12-22 12:36:52 PM
I work on Friday but only because I volunteered.
 
2013-12-22 12:37:07 PM
Campus is closed.

My internship is in an office building. It's closed.

My job...I took a week off! Went up north. I'm hiding.
 
2013-12-22 12:37:46 PM
Half-day tomorrow (it would be a full day, but we are having a retirement lunch for our boss, whose last day is the 31st); Tuesday and Wednesday off, back to normal Thursday and Friday.
 
2013-12-22 12:38:03 PM

GrahamManning: im off for two weeks!!!


Joliebleu: Campus is closed until the 2nd...


feckingmorons: I'm off until Jan 13


I was really happy about my office closing unexpectedly on Tuesday, but now I'm jealous again.

It'll pass.  Yay, Tuesday and Wednesday off!
 
2013-12-22 12:38:34 PM

megarian: Campus is closed.

My internship is in an office building. It's closed.

My job...I took a week off! Went up north. I'm hiding.


In your menstruation tent, with your furs and ears of corn.
 
2013-12-22 12:39:33 PM
Work Monday
Off Tuesday (Holiday)
Off Wednesday (Holiday)
Off Thursday (Vacation)
Work Friday
 
2013-12-22 12:39:40 PM

LaurenAguilera: megarian: Campus is closed.

My internship is in an office building. It's closed.

My job...I took a week off! Went up north. I'm hiding.

In your menstruation tent, with your furs and ears of corn.


YOU CAN SEE ME!?!?!

Come into the Red Hut!
 
2013-12-22 12:39:59 PM
i'm working at the dollar store, stocking every aisle with cinnamon candles
 
2013-12-22 12:40:20 PM

megarian: LaurenAguilera: megarian: Campus is closed.

My internship is in an office building. It's closed.

My job...I took a week off! Went up north. I'm hiding.

In your menstruation tent, with your furs and ears of corn.

YOU CAN SEE ME!?!?!

Come into the Red Hut!


I AM DOWN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREAM!

in my own hut!

I have free wifi!
 
2013-12-22 12:41:04 PM
As long as the tent as wifi and a mini fridge, I'd totally be for a red hut.
 
2013-12-22 12:43:45 PM

YouWinAgainGravity: i'm working at the dollar store, stocking every aisle with cinnamon candles


you are sending mixed signals.

Blurred lines.

twerking.
 
2013-12-22 12:45:05 PM
Furloughed until 1/2. Must take mandatory PTO for all weekdays except 12/25 and 1/1 to get paid. Fortunately, I never take PTO, so I have oodles to spare. Unfortunately, I never take PTO, so I have oodles to spare.
 
2013-12-22 12:45:23 PM
Tomorrow I'm showing assistant manager the ropes and doing a lease and move in.
Tuesday packing and flying to Tahoe. I'll be back on Friday night and sitting around the weekend catching up on DVR's.
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2013-12-22 12:45:46 PM
I'm on day 4 of my 25-day weekend.
 
2013-12-22 12:47:56 PM
My wife's boss gave her the entire week comped in exchange for attending one meeting on Monday afternoon via teleconference.
 
2013-12-22 12:48:35 PM

generalDisdain: My wife's boss gave her the entire week comped in exchange for attending one meeting on Monday afternoon via teleconference.


Good deal!
 
2013-12-22 12:49:36 PM
In my menstrual hut, my chicks get free wifi, weed and a stocked mini fridge.  Theres a plasma and a playstation 3 too.  Gotta hook up a ps4 in there now, i guess
 
2013-12-22 12:50:12 PM

GrahamManning: In my menstrual hut, my chicks get free wifi, weed and a stocked mini fridge.  Theres a plasma and a playstation 3 too.  Gotta hook up a ps4 in there now, i guess


it must look like a Christmas morning murder scene in there when the week's up
 
2013-12-22 12:50:14 PM
Off all week.  I got a case of Luna bars, 3 gallons of water, and a piss jar ON LOCK, SONNNNNNNNNN.  I'm gonna TFD the shiat out of you guys.

ALL DAY URRRDAY
 
2013-12-22 12:50:47 PM

LaurenAguilera: megarian: LaurenAguilera: megarian: Campus is closed.

My internship is in an office building. It's closed.

My job...I took a week off! Went up north. I'm hiding.

In your menstruation tent, with your furs and ears of corn.

YOU CAN SEE ME!?!?!

Come into the Red Hut!

I AM DOWN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREAM!

in my own hut!

I have free wifi!


Be right there.

I have booze.
 
2013-12-22 12:51:44 PM

rickythepenguin: Off all week.  I got a case of Luna bars, 3 gallons of water, and a piss jar ON LOCK, SONNNNNNNNNN.  I'm gonna TFD the shiat out of you guys.

ALL DAY URRRDAY


Is that vacation or are detoxing off a heroin addiction?
 
2013-12-22 12:54:23 PM
oh dear, green. i guess it goes well with the red of the menstruation tent.
 
2013-12-22 12:54:30 PM

GrahamManning: In my menstrual hut, my chicks get free wifi, weed and a stocked mini fridge.  Theres a plasma and a playstation 3 too.  Gotta hook up a ps4 in there now, i guess


You are too kind.  I'd settle for wifi, a rusty mini fridge half-stocked with Blue Moon, a box TV, and Intellivision, but then, I'm a simple woman with simple tastes.
 
2013-12-22 12:54:45 PM
Green, I should have made up something exciting. Drat.
 
2013-12-22 12:55:03 PM

YouWinAgainGravity: oh dear, green. i guess it goes well with the red of the menstruation tent.


FESTIVE MENSTRUATION THREAD!
 
2013-12-22 12:55:05 PM

YouWinAgainGravity: oh dear, green. i guess it goes well with the red of the menstruation tent.


Shiat.
 
2013-12-22 12:55:47 PM
Green? Really?
 
2013-12-22 12:56:23 PM

LaurenAguilera: FESTIVE MENSTRUATION THREAD!



Merry Clotmas~!!!!
 
2013-12-22 12:56:37 PM

LaurenAguilera: YouWinAgainGravity: oh dear, green. i guess it goes well with the red of the menstruation tent.

FESTIVE MENSTRUATION THREAD!


it must be christmas, the shame caves are decorated in festive colors
 
2013-12-22 12:56:40 PM
I was laid off and my last day of work was the 12th.  I was given working notice, so no severance either.

I've been spending my time setting up my own business.  I've finished the renos to make a home office, and this week I'm going to be setting up my workspace.

Although the yambag who put the drywall up in the basement didn't frame up studs.  It turns out he glued short sections of 2x2 to the cement walls then screwed the drywall into that.  I'm not sure how to fix that.
 
2013-12-22 12:57:40 PM

theMagni: I've finished the renos to make a home office


Just to watch them die?

/callback
//obscure?
 
2013-12-22 12:58:00 PM

rickythepenguin: LaurenAguilera: FESTIVE MENSTRUATION THREAD!


Merry Clotmas~!!!!


Snert.
 
2013-12-22 12:58:06 PM

rickythepenguin: LaurenAguilera: FESTIVE MENSTRUATION THREAD!


Merry Clotmas~!!!!


HA!

I'm going to use this phrase in real conversation today. It's got a nice nuvaRing.
 
2013-12-22 12:58:12 PM
I work Monday and Friday but not the other days.
 
2013-12-22 12:58:16 PM

generalDisdain: Green? Really?


This.
 
2013-12-22 12:58:44 PM
YouWinAgainGravity:
it must be christmas, the shame caves are decorated in festive colors

DOllar store items, all of it. You'd never guess, huh? Yep. Sure is.
 
2013-12-22 12:59:30 PM

LaurenAguilera: I'm going to use this phrase in real conversation today. It's got a nice nuvaRing.


Indeed.....one might say it is.....wait for it....IUDelightful.
 
2013-12-22 01:00:00 PM

rickythepenguin: LaurenAguilera: I'm going to use this phrase in real conversation today. It's got a nice nuvaRing.

Indeed.....one might say it is.....wait for it....IUDelightful.


LOLZ.

you are my favorite
 
2013-12-22 01:00:21 PM
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Purelilac: Green, I should have made up something exciting. Drat.


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You just know the 'liters won't read the comments first before posting
 
2013-12-22 01:00:41 PM
the tampons were hung by the shame cave with care, in the hopes that saint nicholas would soon be there
 
2013-12-22 01:01:03 PM
Work Monday, Tues, Thurs, Friday. If my clients are quiet, then "work" will mean playing with my cats at home at least one of those days.
 
2013-12-22 01:02:22 PM

One Bad Apple: \Purelilac: Green, I should have made up something exciting. Drat.

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You just know the 'liters won't read the comments first before posting


This is the stream that's separating meg and I's tents. We have a bridge made from chocolate bar wrappers
 
2013-12-22 01:02:58 PM

LaurenAguilera: you are my favorite


i;ve told the story before (what?  ME repeat a story?  clutch the pearls!) but.....one time while me and my wife were, uhhhh.....engaging in marital relations, seh blurted out, "did you know [name of my hot friend] uses an IUD?"

that basically murdered my boner.  i was like, "whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy would yuo possibly feel teh need to tell me thaaaaaaaaaaaaat, now?"
 
2013-12-22 01:03:12 PM
Off Wednesday, that's it.

Xmas on a Wednesday stinks.  I think it should always fall on a Thursday and be celebrated every 18 months.  One in summer & one in winter.  Years of Catholic HS will crystallize the reality of artificial holidays in a person.

Just celebrate the solstices.
 
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