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(Huffington Post)   Yet another "scientific" news report tackles the question of how many calories do you really burn during sex, and again fails to take into account subby swapping hands for variety. That's at least an additional 20 calories   (live.huffingtonpost.com) divider line 22
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2013-12-22 10:32:11 AM
Only if you gain a stroke Subs, then it is less than ten.
 
2013-12-22 10:45:58 AM

Ennuipoet: Only if you gain a stroke Subs, then it is less than ten.


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2013-12-22 11:22:40 AM
Is this going to be that thread?
 
2013-12-22 12:51:31 PM
Why didn't these two determine the calories burned during sex question definitively?


 
2013-12-22 12:54:41 PM
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3092437248/tt2137109?ref_=tt_ov_i 

(Link to pic that was supposed to appear in my post above, but is apparently "forbidden", like the forbidden fruit. Love that upturned "E", by the way That's genius)
 
2013-12-22 12:56:47 PM
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2013-12-22 01:01:56 PM
Excludes Kwame...
 
2013-12-22 01:13:51 PM
How many calories can a person burn in three minutes, anyways?
 
2013-12-22 01:14:07 PM
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We'we aww pathetic and cweepy and can't get giwws
 
2013-12-22 01:16:13 PM
I just blew snot/pop out of my nose ..... headline was great
 
2013-12-22 01:17:14 PM
Try yoga with the self-love, subby. It adds a whole dimension to it. Plus, you haven't lived until you've done the screaming lotus with your feet
 
2013-12-22 01:18:42 PM

cowgirl toffee: [img96.imageshack.us image 307x461]


My partners don't allow kissing unless I pay a premium.
 
2013-12-22 01:20:06 PM
i have found that the more the girls struggle while tied the sweatier they get...
and their hearts are ALWAYS pounding...
 
2013-12-22 01:22:46 PM
Use a new gym sock = 20 calories.
 
2013-12-22 01:25:00 PM
Swapping? How much when you use both on a regular basis?
 
2013-12-22 01:37:02 PM

ChrisDe: cowgirl toffee: [img96.imageshack.us image 307x461]

My partners don't allow kissing unless I pay a premium.


Do you have herpes or something?  :P
just kidding. ;)
 
2013-12-22 01:48:29 PM
How much does faking it burn?
 
2013-12-22 02:20:55 PM

belhade: How much does faking it burn?


I think measuring that would require an EEG.
 
2013-12-22 02:55:32 PM
am I on top, or is she?  are we switching positions every five minutes, or ten?  Is she involved: is she bouncing back while in doggy style? is she holding her legs up during missionary?  Is she on top during cowgirl and is she doing the work?  Is she doing that thing with her vaginal passage, the keigle exercises thing?

it all depends on who is working at the time.  usually, I'm the one working the hardest, but my FwB usually has her eye on her prize(the female orgasm is not a myth!).

/dnrtfa
//reading two girls teach sex
///more fun for the next gf, I guess
 
2013-12-22 02:55:48 PM
+1 subby. Nice (hand) job.
 
2013-12-22 03:13:57 PM
Then I guess I burned a lot of calories in the past week - hooray!
 
2013-12-22 04:23:25 PM

Winterlight: Ennuipoet: Only if you gain a stroke Subs, then it is less than ten.

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I can't read the rest of this thread through the tears of laughter.
 
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