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(NFL)   CIN needs NE to win. BAL needs MIA & SD to lose. PHI needs WAS to win. MIA needs BAL & CIN to lose. CHI need DET & GB to lose. NE, NO, CAR, SF just need a win. Hope you have Redzone. It's your official Week 16 NFL discussion thread   (nfl.com) divider line 4534
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2013-12-22 07:40:54 AM
and CLE needs a major flood on the OHIO river, a tidal wave on the Chesapeake, and the OHIO river flood to back up and flood the ALLEGHENY and MONOGAHELA as well.
 
2013-12-22 07:51:52 AM
playoffs?
 
2013-12-22 07:54:53 AM
Don't talk about playoffs.

/Vikings fan
 
2013-12-22 08:10:23 AM
Chicago doesn't need anything but a better defense.
 
2013-12-22 08:14:24 AM

Lando Lincoln: Chicago doesn't need anything but a better defense.


FTFY.

And Baltimore just needs to win, twice.
 
2013-12-22 08:32:37 AM

Lando Lincoln: Chicago doesn't need anything but a better defense.


The state of the Bears defense makes me weep.
 
2013-12-22 08:56:49 AM
I need lulz.
 
2013-12-22 09:29:42 AM


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2013-12-22 09:31:40 AM
I need all the alcohol.

/fire Schwartz
//remember when this team was 6-3, had just beaten CHI, and had PIT, TB, and GB minus Rodgers coming up?
 
2013-12-22 09:42:28 AM
Pittsburgh needs a "miracle", but isn't it the season for miracles?

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Also, since we're nearing the playoffs, I hope this pic pisses you off:

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2013-12-22 09:42:40 AM
Let's do this.

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2013-12-22 09:56:07 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Let's do this.


how are the roads?
 
2013-12-22 10:36:26 AM
Rams media slaves are all excited about maybe reaching .500.

/lots of excitement in this town.
 
2013-12-22 10:53:45 AM
Wow, you guys should see all the snow up here near GB. We are under a blizzard advisory but our accumulation amounts were dropped from what was forecast yesterday.

That said, Pittsburgh will beat the Packers and the Loins will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in New York.
 
2013-12-22 11:01:35 AM
Please, dear frickin' God, let the Pats win.  If for no other reason, to shut that farktard Suggs up.
 
2013-12-22 11:02:45 AM
Go Redskins Warriors! Eagles can clinch tonight if Dallas loses and Birds win. Shady should be able to march up and down thed field vs Da Bears D, but I am worried about how Iggles will be able to cover Marshall and Jeffrey.
 
2013-12-22 11:05:37 AM

FriarReb98: Please, dear frickin' God, let the Pats win.  If for no other reason, to shut that farktard Suggs up.


What, you don't like T-Sizzle from Ball So Hard University either?

It could be worse. While he does have a big mouth, at least he never killed someone.
 
2013-12-22 11:09:44 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Redskins Warriors! Eagles can clinch tonight if Dallas loses and Birds win. Shady should be able to march up and down thed field vs Da Bears D, but I am worried about how Iggles will be able to cover Marshall and Jeffrey.


Don't forget about Forte and Bennett. I hate these prime time games because the bears seem to embarrass themselves in them.
 
2013-12-22 11:22:15 AM
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The Playoffs approacheth! Here are YOUR Stone Cold Locks of the Century-slash-Kiss of Death picks for Week 16:

- Dolphins drown the Bills, making it okay for white guys to use the N-word, or some s**t.

- Breesus saves the NFC South Championship from the fangs of the Panthers.

- Bengals defeat the Vikings in Cincy. Odin will not be pleased...

- PONIES!!1 :D

- Break out the brooms! Jags complete their sweep of the Titans.

- OTHER PONIES!!1 :D

- Tony Romo shocks the sports world by NOT choking away a win against the Washington [REDACTED].

- Jets suck the least against the Browns.

- Rams headbutt the Buccaneers out of St. Louis.

- Seahawks defeat the Cardinals in the 2013 Bird Bowl, receiving a golden egg as their victory prize. o.o

- New York Football Giants forced to BOW BEFORE MEGATRON in Detroit.

- The Brady Bunch clinch a playoff spot with a win in Baltimore. Quoth the Ravens, "Nevermore!"

- Phillip Rivers gets a winners exemption from The Jake with a win over the Raiders.

- PACKERRRS beat the Steelers in Lambeau Field, with only a few dozen fans succombing to hypothermia.

- There will be No More Walks In The Wood for the Eagles after getting mauled by DAAA' Bears on Sunday Night.

Enjoy the games, folks! :-)
 
2013-12-22 11:29:33 AM
The best team is the one that doesn't need to win today, but hopefully will anyway.

GO HAWKS!
 
2013-12-22 11:31:14 AM
I love watching sweaty men in spandex grapple each other.
 
2013-12-22 11:37:26 AM
Today's WAS-DAL game brought to you by Massengill.
 
2013-12-22 11:38:01 AM
Crap. All the ESPN guys picked the Chiefs.
 
2013-12-22 11:40:07 AM

syrynxx: I love watching sweaty men in spandex grapple each other.


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I like the Oilers and the Packers!
 
2013-12-22 11:46:49 AM
Just finished packing the car for the Eagles game. Given the woeful state of both team's defenses I told Mrs. Coffee Nerves to expect me home around sunrise.

The last game I had on enough gear to go up Everest. This game it's banana hammock time!
 
2013-12-22 11:47:05 AM

rumpelstiltskin: Crap. All the ESPN guys picked the Chiefs.


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2013-12-22 11:47:09 AM

libranoelrose: Incorrigible Astronaut: Let's do this.

how are the roads?


Pretty bad in Wisco. I've got friends all around the city in KC that are complaining about them down there, too.
 
2013-12-22 11:49:10 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Wow, you guys should see all the snow up here near GB. We are under a blizzard advisory but our accumulation amounts were dropped from what was forecast yesterday.

That said, Pittsburgh will beat the Packers and the Loins will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in New York.


We're at a virtual standstill on the side roads in Milwaukee, but the snow seems like it's finally starting to let up.
 
2013-12-22 11:49:53 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: libranoelrose: Incorrigible Astronaut: Let's do this.

how are the roads?

Pretty bad in Wisco. I've got friends all around the city in KC that are complaining about them down there, too.


Cold, white death surrounds me in all directions. There is no escape. O_O
 
2013-12-22 11:52:14 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Pittsburgh needs a "miracle", but isn't it the season for miracles?


I'm not holding out any hopes.  It was EPIC to beat the bungles, but that's going to be about the highlight of the season.  There's always next year.
 
2013-12-22 11:54:08 AM

syrynxx: I love watching sweaty men in spandex grapple each other.


NTTAWWT.
 
2013-12-22 12:02:19 PM
Steelers in if,


Steelers win last two

Cincy and phins lose last two

San diego loses at least once

jets win last two.


LOL
 
2013-12-22 12:03:26 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Also, since we're nearing the playoffs, I hope this pic pisses you off:


Not at all, I've always been a fan of ancient history.

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2013-12-22 12:03:32 PM
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/go fish
 
2013-12-22 12:03:44 PM
Dallas Skins not being shown here in south texas... anyone have a good stream link?
 
2013-12-22 12:05:50 PM
Merry Christmas!

I need a miracle for the Skins to win.

The rest of the early games don't interest me til the later games with the Popes-Kitties 2 and Angry Birds.
 
2013-12-22 12:06:58 PM
I couldn't give a damn how any of the game turn out, my Rams have been done for weeks. That said, it would be nice to win out against TB (likely) and the hated Shiathawks (unlikely), because why not? Here's to the Cardinals finding a spine and trouncing Seattle and then SF next week, because while they suck as much as those other two teams, my Rams can actually beat the hapless Cardinals. And it would be funny to see SF miss the playoffs, too.

All I want for Christmas is SF to miss the playoffs, and for Seattle to get so banged up in the next two games (with minor injuries, but troublesome just the same) that they lose in the first round. No SB rings for you, Shiathawks. Not yours.
 
2013-12-22 12:10:03 PM
Can we agree that the winner of the NFC North can just stay home during the playoffs and save on the travel expense?
 
2013-12-22 12:10:06 PM

Earguy: syrynxx: I love watching sweaty men in spandex grapple each other.

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I like the Oilers and the Packers!


TIL David Alan Grier is a Lamar Lathon fan.
 
2013-12-22 12:11:32 PM
Geaux Saints, geaux Houston keeping Peyton under 300 yards...
 
2013-12-22 12:11:47 PM
And for three hours, the largest city in the nation has no choice but to watch the Jets and Cleveland.

Fark you, NFL television rules. Fark you.
 
2013-12-22 12:11:52 PM
I'm a Pats fan, and i don't see how they're favorites:
Bal 34 NE 13
 
2013-12-22 12:13:43 PM

Captain Steroid: - Breesus saves the NFC South Championship from the fangs of the Panthers.


You're dead to me.

If the Panthers can't beat the Saints in a rainy, muddy Charlotte then they don't deserve the division anyway.

But they should.
 
2013-12-22 12:14:09 PM

Twitch Boy: I need all the alcohol.

/fire Schwartz
//remember when this team was 6-3, had just beaten CHI, and had PIT, TB, and GB minus Rodgers coming up?


It's not him, even the players have said they need to pull their heads out of their asses and actually execute and STOP MAKING STUPID MISTAKES!
 
2013-12-22 12:14:31 PM
At the game today.
One good thing about your team sucking is cheap tickets.

HTTR

/Bad weather football is best football.
 
2013-12-22 12:14:50 PM

ChrisDe: Can we agree that the winner of the NFC North can just stay home during the playoffs and save on the travel expense?


Well yes, they will get one home playoff game and when they lose they can stay there.
 
2013-12-22 12:15:06 PM

bass555: I'm a Pats fan, and i don't see how they're favorites:
Bal 34 NE 13


They aren't, Vegas has Baltimore winning at the moment.
 
2013-12-22 12:15:27 PM

bass555: I'm a Pats fan, and i don't see how they're favorites:
Bal 34 NE 13


I'm a Ravens fan, and I don't see how they beat anyone by 21 points.
 
2013-12-22 12:15:37 PM
Here's what I need:

A lions win
A packers loss
A bears loss
A million dollars
 
2013-12-22 12:15:56 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: antidisestablishmentarianism: Wow, you guys should see all the snow up here near GB. We are under a blizzard advisory but our accumulation amounts were dropped from what was forecast yesterday.

That said, Pittsburgh will beat the Packers and the Loins will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in New York.

We're at a virtual standstill on the side roads in Milwaukee, but the snow seems like it's finally starting to let up.


I just got done shoveling and it has let up a bit. We're still getting flurries and that is supposed to last through tomorrow morning.
 
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