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(Gizmodo)   SCHAFT wins DARPA challenge, can you dig it?   (gizmodo.com) divider line 34
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2013-12-22 09:42:00 AM
Shut your mouth.
 
2013-12-22 09:45:57 AM
You're damn right.
 
2013-12-22 09:46:23 AM

js34603: Shut your mouth.


He's just talkin' 'bout SCHAFT.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-22 09:48:57 AM

LeroyB: js34603: Shut your mouth.

He's just talkin' 'bout SCHAFT.


Came expecting this. Leaving satisfied.
/fark on, brothers, fark on
 
2013-12-22 09:55:24 AM
Right on.
 
2013-12-22 09:55:42 AM
I'll go against the trend for something more obscure...

cooljapannow.jp
 
2013-12-22 10:00:28 AM
 
2013-12-22 10:08:17 AM
Don't mess with me.....

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-22 10:11:10 AM
very metal riffs polluting the air, hell yeah!
 
2013-12-22 10:16:54 AM
oi42.tinypic.com

Who's the (sorta) black gang leada' 
That's a sex machine to every gang chica? 
CYRUS! 
Ya damn right! 

Who is the man that would risk his neck 
For his brother gang? 
CYRUS! 
Can you dig it? 

Who's the cat that won't cop out 
When there's danger all about? 
CYRUS! 
Right On! 

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 
I'm talkin' 'bout Cyrus. 
CAN YOU DIG IT! 

He's a complicated man 
But no one understands him but his woman
??? CYRUS!

/What?  Wrong movie?
 
2013-12-22 10:17:52 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Hot like the Lizzies.
 
2013-12-22 10:18:29 AM

lifeboat: [oi42.tinypic.com image 666x360]

Who's the (sorta) black gang leada' 
That's a sex machine to every gang chica? 
CYRUS! 
Ya damn right! 

Who is the man that would risk his neck 
For his brother gang? 
CYRUS! 
Can you dig it? 

Who's the cat that won't cop out 
When there's danger all about? 
CYRUS! 
Right On! 

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 
I'm talkin' 'bout Cyrus. 
CAN YOU DIG IT! 

He's a complicated man 
But no one understands him but his woman
??? CYRUS!/What?  Wrong movie?


GAAA!!!!!!
 
2013-12-22 10:22:40 AM
Excellent.
 
2013-12-22 10:27:42 AM

the801: very metal riffs polluting the air, hell yeah!


\m/
 
2013-12-22 10:35:11 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-22 10:44:29 AM
Who's so quick and knows all the tricks?

SCHAFT

Daaaamn right
 
2013-12-22 10:50:44 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-22 10:57:56 AM
Schaft's a baaad motherfu.....
 
2013-12-22 10:59:58 AM

ColoTex: Schaft's a baaad motherfu.....


Shut yo mouth!
 
2013-12-22 11:04:12 AM
i know it wasn't part of the competition but toting your robot around with a cherry picker sort of defeats the purpose.
 
2013-12-22 11:05:45 AM
esimmons.files.wordpress.com

Can you dig it, sucka?
 
2013-12-22 11:52:22 AM
Aaaah they gotta do their thing...

/best track on the album
 
2013-12-22 12:21:36 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

Shaft pls
 
2013-12-22 12:53:10 PM
Schaft wins DARPA challenge trials, its misleading to say that they've won the challenge and thus giving the impression that DARPA is  already giving them a big pot of money, the finals are next December and there is a lot of room for improvement with the Atlas robot teams that made it to the finals. Oh, and JPL and Tartan Rescue with their unique designs.

Also, Google owns both Schaft and Boston Dynamic. The companies responsible for the robots that won 1st and second place.
 
2013-12-22 01:02:27 PM
NASA JSC scored ZERO points and came in second from last.

JSC sucks.
 
2013-12-22 02:34:23 PM
You can't hide your LIDAR eyes.
 
2013-12-22 03:30:57 PM
Reeeeeeeeal good....
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2013-12-22 03:32:06 PM
GRRRR.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-22 04:38:30 PM
They got that ASURA operating system.
 
2013-12-22 04:50:53 PM
Came for clip of Mulder singing the Shaft song. Fark, I am dissapoint.


Here ya go, slackers.
 
2013-12-22 05:31:32 PM

BalugaJoe: They got that ASURA operating system.


stream1.gifsoup.com
/close enough
 
2013-12-22 10:01:25 PM
... is it a complicated robot?

Does anyone understand it but its woman?
 
2013-12-23 11:19:15 AM

maniacbastard: NASA JSC scored ZERO points and came in second from last.

JSC sucks.


you should have seen the entourage, massive black trailer camper and mercedes golf cart they brought with them. hyperbolic disproportionate to the performance of Valkyrie to say the least.  it was fitting considering the volume of arrogant smug in their team.
 
2013-12-23 03:09:07 PM

ukexpat: You can't hide your LIDAR eyes.


And driving style is a thin disguise...
I thought by now you'd realize,
There ain't no way to hide your LIDAR eyes.

/I write parodies as a hobby.
//Want to give this one a go?
 
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