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(NYPost)   If you're a politician it's a good idea to avoid talking to any female staffers about a tattoo on your penis   (nypost.com) divider line 53
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2013-12-22 03:32:50 AM
Does it say "welcome aboard"?
 
2013-12-22 03:50:00 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Does it say "welcome aboard"?


I was gonna say "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"

/Why
 
2013-12-22 04:23:35 AM
You have to be pretty damn fast to make a long penis tattoo joke on Fark...
 
2013-12-22 07:34:54 AM
She was hired for her brains.
 
2013-12-22 07:35:10 AM
Correction, if you're a female staffer for a politician, you should be prepared to talk about penis tattoos until you get enough dirt to blackmail said politician and secure a more advantageous position, preferably one where you call the shots but the politician takes the public opinion for them.

Kids today don't even read Dune, I guess. Harkonen is a great teacher if you want to play the Game.
 
2013-12-22 07:35:29 AM

HotWingAgenda: Bathia_Mapes: Does it say "welcome aboard"?

I was gonna say "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"

/Why


Wendy
 
2013-12-22 07:39:07 AM
After reading the article, it sounds like telling them about penis tattoos was the least gross thing this guy did at work.
 
2013-12-22 07:39:19 AM
OTOH, this is Albany we're speaking of.

Nothing unusual, relatively speaking.
 
2013-12-22 07:39:26 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Does it say "welcome aboard"?


Ask him about the Murmansk brushing incident.
 
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2013-12-22 07:42:06 AM
Assemblyman Vito Lopez (D-Brooklyn) resigned amid young female staffers' accusations that he'd asked them to massage him and fondle his cancerous tumors.

i can't tell if that is supposed to be literal or just some cheeky way of talking about his balls.
 
2013-12-22 07:43:13 AM
Sure, there have been plenty of examples of politicians sexually harassing their staff and getting called on it, but *I'm* different! It won't happen to me!
 
2013-12-22 07:43:13 AM
Only a politician would repeatedly stab their most tender reigon repeatedly with an ink-dipped needle...
 
2013-12-22 07:45:45 AM
Swan?
 
2013-12-22 07:54:39 AM

Bob The Nob: Bathia_Mapes: Does it say "welcome aboard"?

Ask him about the Murmansk brushing incident.


BUCKMAN! What the HELL are you doing?!
 
2013-12-22 08:00:25 AM

DiRF: Bob The Nob: Bathia_Mapes: Does it say "welcome aboard"?

Ask him about the Murmansk brushing incident.

BUCKMAN! What the HELL are you doing?!


Stocking the pantry, sir!
 
2013-12-22 08:04:03 AM

Summoner101: DiRF: Bob The Nob: Bathia_Mapes: Does it say "welcome aboard"?

Ask him about the Murmansk brushing incident.

BUCKMAN! What the HELL are you doing?!

Stocking the pantry, sir!


What do you think we're going to use more of, the coffee, or the lard? You think we're all gonna wake up in the morning and have a big, steaming cup of PIG FAT?!
 
2013-12-22 08:07:25 AM
She is kinda hot

photos3.meetupstatic.com
 
2013-12-22 08:11:47 AM
If you have a tattoo on your penis, I'm pretty much guessing that "good ideas" are the kind of things you ignore anyways...
 
2013-12-22 08:16:22 AM
The Penis has started wars, ruined lives, ruined marriages, changed history, created unwanted babies, created wanted babies, destroyed careers, created careers, etc.

i bet if Hitler had had his Joint worked on every day, he wouldn't have been so wrapped up in his fantasy of conquering the World.


All Hail To The Penis!!
 
2013-12-22 08:20:41 AM

stratagos: Sure, there have been plenty of examples of politicians sexually harassing their staff and getting called on it, but *I'm* different! It won't happen to me!



well, Politicians are so used to f*cking the public they figure they can f*ck their staff too.  Real Statesmen have gone away.  all that is left are politicians with Penis issues.
 
2013-12-22 08:21:43 AM

doglover: Correction, if you're a female staffer for a politician, you should be prepared to talk about penis tattoos until you get enough dirt to blackmail said politician and secure a more advantageous position, preferably one where you call the shots but the politician takes the public opinion for them.

Kids today don't even read Dune, I guess. Harkonen is a great teacher if you want to play the Game.


Kids today don't even read.
Done. 

Linux_Yes: The Penis has started wars, ruined lives, ruined marriages, changed history, created unwanted babies, created wanted babies, destroyed careers, created careers, etc.

i bet if Hitler had had his Joint worked on every day, he wouldn't have been so wrapped up in his fantasy of conquering the World.


All Hail To The Penis!!


Can I tell my wife that if she doesn't start "working" for me more often that I'll attempt to take over the world?
For some reason that thought brought me to the following:
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?" "Tonight, we're going to take over the world"
 
2013-12-22 08:21:44 AM
Requirement for a diesel sub captain?

cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2013-12-22 08:27:01 AM
Considering what we know now about the NSA, DHS and the power they've given even relatively low totem pole officials and every day cops - don't we owe it to ourselves to question any and all events that happen like this now?

Especially the ones who claim innocence to the bitter end? I mean really- how hard is it to take or grab a picture of any penis and swear up and down someone sent a pic of their own penis?

If it were me, in this day in age, I'd swear "vast right wing/left wing conspiracy" and hang on until the dust died down. I'd swear it was an attempt by my opponents to smear me.

I read the article so I don't think it applies to this guy. And even I know that sometimes the simplest answer is the truest answer. But now I do wonder if anyone has ever had this level of evidence manufactured against them.
 
2013-12-22 08:28:43 AM

proteus_b: If you have a tattoo on your penis, I'm pretty much guessing that "good ideas" are the kind of things you ignore anyways...


Yup.
Was gonna say: the guy with the penis tattoo wouldn't be the epitome of self-restraint.


/he'll probably have someone else tie him up.
//badumtish!
///corny slashies
 
2013-12-22 08:29:03 AM
doglover: ...  Kids today don't even read Dune, I guess. Harkonen is a great teacher if you want to play the Game.

Ugh.  I just lost The Game.
 
2013-12-22 08:36:51 AM
IF ONLY this guy's name was Weiner.
 
2013-12-22 08:39:28 AM

Linux_Yes: The Penis has started wars, ruined lives, ruined marriages, changed history, created unwanted babies, created wanted babies, destroyed careers, created careers, etc.

i bet if Hitler had had his Joint worked on every day, he wouldn't have been so wrapped up in his fantasy of conquering the World.


All Hail To The Penis!!


Do you think this might finally be the Year of the Penis Desktop?
 
2013-12-22 08:47:39 AM
Sounds like this guy just makes stupid sexual jokes with inappropriate people.  I know a lot of guys who constantly make these kinds of stupid jokes, but usually just around other males and females who are not easily offended.
 
2013-12-22 08:58:22 AM
Polishing the old torpedo?
 
2013-12-22 09:02:10 AM
This guy is from my area and he opposes King Cuomo on NY SAFE act.
SAFE act was a knee jerk reaction to the school shooting last year.
 
2013-12-22 09:13:47 AM
Does it read "Mom"? I'll bet it does.
 
2013-12-22 09:20:05 AM

jso2897: Linux_Yes: The Penis has started wars, ruined lives, ruined marriages, changed history, created unwanted babies, created wanted babies, destroyed careers, created careers, etc.

i bet if Hitler had had his Joint worked on every day, he wouldn't have been so wrapped up in his fantasy of conquering the World.


All Hail To The Penis!!

Do you think this might finally be the Year of the Penis Desktop?



not sure.  but i do like not having to worry about clicking on an email link/attachment from an unknown source.
 
2013-12-22 09:26:03 AM

Linux_Yes: stratagos: Sure, there have been plenty of examples of politicians sexually harassing their staff and getting called on it, but *I'm* different! It won't happen to me!


well, Politicians are so used to f*cking the public they figure they can f*ck their staff too.  Real Statesmen have gone away.  all that is left are politicians with Penis issues.



kinda this

i assume that the politicans of real power and authority no longer exist
the ones we have are more like replacable hirelings (and have mentalities to match)
(or to quote another - politicans exist to distract from those with power)
 
2013-12-22 09:32:53 AM
content9.flixster.com

"I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Do I have the right man?"
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-22 09:57:49 AM

markfara: Does it read "Mom"? I'll bet it does.


"Oedipus? That you hunnybunny? Who's mommys little lover?"
 
2013-12-22 10:15:59 AM
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-22 10:53:32 AM
You know, I wonder if this guy ad a stroke or something. He HAD to know this would be a career-ender.
 
2013-12-22 11:03:52 AM
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth ... and kill!

/or something
 
2013-12-22 11:27:14 AM
If you have a tattoo on your penis, you may not have great decision making skills.
 
2013-12-22 11:28:18 AM
Sometimes it's worth the $5 a month just to see who else has seen the same movies I have.

/Down Periscope FTW
 
2013-12-22 11:40:39 AM
Good thing I'm not a politician.
 
2013-12-22 11:42:52 AM

DiRF: Summoner101: DiRF: Bob The Nob: Bathia_Mapes: Does it say "welcome aboard"?

Ask him about the Murmansk brushing incident.

BUCKMAN! What the HELL are you doing?!

Stocking the pantry, sir!

What do you think we're going to use more of, the coffee, or the lard? You think we're all gonna wake up in the morning and have a big, steaming cup of PIG FAT?!


Well that depends sir, if it's a cold morning...
 
2013-12-22 11:43:25 AM

oukewldave: Sounds like this guy just makes stupid sexual jokes with inappropriate people.  I know a lot of guys who constantly make these kinds of stupid jokes, but usually just around other males and females who are not easily offended.


i have known people, well women, who put up with this sort of shiat and never understood why. do they have low esteem? were they born and raised in trailer parks? did their daddy's tell these kinds of stories?

what really cranks my gears is the "well it's just harry, what do you expect?". is it really too much to expect harry to act in a civilized manner?
 
2013-12-22 12:13:54 PM

Curious: oukewldave: Sounds like this guy just makes stupid sexual jokes with inappropriate people.  I know a lot of guys who constantly make these kinds of stupid jokes, but usually just around other males and females who are not easily offended.

i have known people, well women, who put up with this sort of shiat and never understood why. do they have low esteem? were they born and raised in trailer parks? did their daddy's tell these kinds of stories?

what really cranks my gears is the "well it's just harry, what do you expect?". is it really too much to expect harry to act in a civilized manner?


Easy there Murphy Brown, you'll have a heart attack.
 
2013-12-22 12:23:32 PM
If you're a politician it's a good idea to avoid talking to any female staffers about a tattoo on your penis

FTFY

If you're a politician it's a good idea to avoid talking to any  female staffers about a tattoo on your penis

FTFM
 
2013-12-22 12:43:07 PM
Women laugh at first when they see that my penis tattoo reads "Shorty."

They don't laugh so much when it gets hard and reads "Shorty's Bar and Grill Chattanooga Tennessee>"
 
2013-12-22 12:43:12 PM

Cirdec: FTFM


For me, it's:

If you're a politician it's a good idea to avoid talking to any  female staffers about a tattoo on your penis
 
2013-12-22 01:08:43 PM
Mine spells out Antidisestablishmentarianism
 
2013-12-22 08:43:01 PM
I must say, the Down Periscope love displayed in this thread warms my cockles.
 
2013-12-22 08:56:24 PM

DiRF: I must say, the Down Periscope love displayed in this thread warms my cockles.


I think they have a cream for that these days...

/Hey, if it's a disqualifying offense I'd like to take full and sole responsibility, sir...
 
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