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(Daily Mail)   Although she was one of the first-ever Victoria Secret's models in the 1990s, Stephanie Seymour is now 45, overweight, and has a bit of a hunched back. Just kidding. She is still hot as fark   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-12-22 04:40:06 AM
The first Victoria Secret Models, where are they now?

From the Daily Fail?

And people say journalism is dead.

*click*

I'd like to enjoy the pics, she is quite yum still but the fact that we're looking at pics taken of her and her family on holiday apparently without knowing they were being snapped makes me feel rather unclean.
 
2013-12-22 04:42:43 AM
I wasn't fooled, Subby.  I know what she looks like.

To click or not to click on the Daily Fail.. eh, I'm bored at work.
 
2013-12-22 04:43:50 AM
Look like different long distance shot this time.
 
2013-12-22 04:49:58 AM
.....Stephanie Se-


galaraf.net

"I cameses! "
 
2013-12-22 05:05:13 AM

quatchi: The first Victoria Secret Models, where are they now?

From the Daily Fail?

And people say journalism is dead.

*click*

I'd like to enjoy the pics, she is quite yum still but the fact that we're looking at pics taken of her and her family on holiday apparently without knowing they were being snapped makes me feel rather unclean.


Yeah, she's not really "displaying her figure" (headline of TFA) to anyone except whoever was hiding in bushes with a high powered camera.

Skeezy
 
2013-12-22 05:07:37 AM
She looked 45 in 1997 so all she did was hold her breath for 16 years.
 
2013-12-22 05:15:58 AM
Giggity

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-12-22 05:27:13 AM

skinbubble: Giggity


Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.
 
2013-12-22 05:31:12 AM

steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.


Yes and yes
 
2013-12-22 05:42:50 AM
FTA : Moving her muscles, the brunette was also seen walking around

Huh.  That's how I walk around too.
 
2013-12-22 05:47:05 AM
Just looked up Laetitia Casta. Probably wouldn't meet Fark standards, but I'd hit it.
 
2013-12-22 06:03:56 AM
Sharing these kinds of articles keeps sleaze bag photographers in business, so well done.
 
2013-12-22 06:04:05 AM

skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes


I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.
 
2013-12-22 06:06:14 AM

agent00pi: skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes

I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.


Depends on how hot your mother is, any GF they have is have gonna have to hear 'my mom's hotter than you naked'
 
2013-12-22 06:06:43 AM
At least it looks like she's eaten a couple of sandwiches since 1997.
 
2013-12-22 06:32:09 AM
Subby's 19 or less.  Or has brain damage.
 
2013-12-22 06:54:46 AM

agent00pi: skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes

I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.


Oh yes.  My son's first crush looked so much like his mom, his friends were giving him grief for it.
That girl looked more like mom than mom's sister does.  OTOH, the girl iin question was a complete cutie.
 
2013-12-22 07:10:46 AM
Could we stop calling these overrated stippers "models"? Please?
 
2013-12-22 07:13:19 AM

Bslim: Could we stop calling these overrated stippers "models"? Please?


There he is.
 
2013-12-22 07:20:41 AM

thamike: Bslim: Could we stop calling these overrated stippers "models"? Please?

There he is.


Took longer than I thought it would
 
2013-12-22 07:22:08 AM

skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes


So THAT's how it is in their family...
 
2013-12-22 07:36:21 AM

skinbubble: Giggity

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That picture gives me a case of the willies.
 
2013-12-22 07:37:49 AM

AnthraxRipple: Just looked up Laetitia Casta. Probably wouldn't meet Fark standards, but I'd hit it.


Standards then? or standards now?

/she was smokin' hot.
 
2013-12-22 07:44:36 AM
Cracker Barrel, eh?
 
2013-12-22 07:55:36 AM

Laobaojun: agent00pi: skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes

I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.

Oh yes.  My son's first crush looked so much like his mom, his friends were giving him grief for it.
That girl looked more like mom than mom's sister does.  OTOH, the girl iin question was a complete cutie.


My nephew's crush is the girl at his school who looks most like my sister. I'm unsure if she should be flattered or skeeved out.
 
2013-12-22 08:05:01 AM

ambercat: Laobaojun: agent00pi: skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes

I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.

Oh yes.  My son's first crush looked so much like his mom, his friends were giving him grief for it.
That girl looked more like mom than mom's sister does.  OTOH, the girl iin question was a complete cutie.

My nephew's crush is the girl at his school who looks most like my sister. I'm unsure if she should be flattered or skeeved out.


Complex situation.  I laughed about it.  But this one cuts both ways.  I've seen a lot of women swooning over odd looking guys.  Made no sense until I saw their dads...
 
2013-12-22 08:05:10 AM

steamingpile: agent00pi: skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes

I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.

Depends on how hot your mother is, any GF they have is have gonna have to hear 'my mom's hotter than you naked'


She's so hot that even her gay son can't resist trying to cop a feel.
 
2013-12-22 08:13:29 AM

Vertdang: AnthraxRipple: Just looked up Laetitia Casta. Probably wouldn't meet Fark standards, but I'd hit it.

Standards then? or standards now?

/she was smokin' hot.


"Was"?  So much better now that she's gotten rid of the straight lines that the  men not attracted to women and sociopathic women of the fashion industry adore.

/"You can't draw a woman with straight lines"
//Lagerfeld and Wintour need to be held accountable for the ass-pain they have created for straight men every where.
 
2013-12-22 08:15:15 AM

agent00pi: I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.


"Give to Oedipus!"

meme.zenfs.commayorettes.com

Give generously.
 
2013-12-22 08:21:04 AM
And because "why not?", here's Stephanie in a group shot (probably NSFW).
nom... nomnomnomnom...
 
2013-12-22 08:26:09 AM

Laobaojun: Vertdang: AnthraxRipple: Just looked up Laetitia Casta. Probably wouldn't meet Fark standards, but I'd hit it.

Standards then? or standards now?

/she was smokin' hot.

"Was"?  So much better now that she's gotten rid of the straight lines that the  men not attracted to women and sociopathic women of the fashion industry adore.

/"You can't draw a woman with straight lines"
//Lagerfeld and Wintour need to be held accountable for the ass-pain they have created for straight men every where.


I haven't seen a recent pic, hence the confusion.
/agree on the straight-lines comment.
 
2013-12-22 08:50:29 AM
Remember when Axl Rose punched her in the face?
 
2013-12-22 08:54:36 AM
Glad to see the curse of Axl Rose didn't affect her looks.
 
2013-12-22 09:01:31 AM
The paparazzi snapping pics of celebs everywhere they go is bad enough, hiding in some bushes and taking pics of a private family moment is simply disgusting. The farked up part is, if I did this to my neighbors, I'd be arrested, how is this kind of thing even legal?
 
2013-12-22 10:11:24 AM

LonMead: And because "why not?", here's Stephanie in a group shot (probably NSFW).
nom... nomnomnomnom...


Looks like an Auschwitz photo.
 
2013-12-22 10:15:05 AM

wichitaleaf: LonMead: And because "why not?", here's Stephanie in a group shot (probably NSFW).
nom... nomnomnomnom...

Looks like an Auschwitz photo.


You've been reading some very strange history books.
 
2013-12-22 11:32:02 AM
Fark you, subby, 45 isn't old!!!

/how close I am to that age is irrelevant, YOU
 
2013-12-22 11:34:28 AM

Laobaojun: ambercat: Laobaojun: agent00pi: skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes

I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.

Oh yes.  My son's first crush looked so much like his mom, his friends were giving him grief for it.
That girl looked more like mom than mom's sister does.  OTOH, the girl iin question was a complete cutie.

My nephew's crush is the girl at his school who looks most like my sister. I'm unsure if she should be flattered or skeeved out.

Complex situation.  I laughed about it.  But this one cuts both ways.  I've seen a lot of women swooning over odd looking guys.  Made no sense until I saw their dads...


Yeah, I remember a drinking buddy of mine asking me if I found a certain American Olympan attractive, at which point we reviewed pictures of all her prior boyfriends and a picture of her father. After that I thanked my lucky stars for the friendzone and thereafter lost touch.
 
2013-12-22 11:39:22 AM
When I and you are 45, we will likely still be able to do our jobs too.

Start paying me to be in shape and I'll have a sixer in four months and maintain it 365 days a year.

/would def hit it
 
2013-12-22 11:40:57 AM
She's the one with the stank of Axl Rose on her, right?

/Plays "November Rain" video in tribute.
 
2013-12-22 11:54:46 AM
From what I hear, women in their 40's are complete maniacs in the sack.

/Any of you lovely Farkette's wanna help me test that theory? ;)
 
2013-12-22 11:58:10 AM
When you start with a 10...
 
2013-12-22 12:06:22 PM

Marshal805: From what I hear, women in their 40's are complete maniacs in the sack.


They have to be to keep up with men in their 40s. From what I hear, middle-aged men are the most potent sexual force in Nature. I meant farce, sorry.
 
2013-12-22 12:20:45 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: They have to be to keep up with men in their 40s. From what I hear, middle-aged men are the most potent sexual force in Nature


http://www.theonion.com/articles/asian-teen-has-sweaty-middleagedman -f etish,2649/
 
2013-12-22 12:33:21 PM

Tax Boy: Quantum Apostrophe: They have to be to keep up with men in their 40s. From what I hear, middle-aged men are the most potent sexual force in Nature

http://www.theonion.com/articles/asian-teen-has-sweaty-middleagedman -f etish,2649/


Careful with that stuff, some delusional middle-aged Farkers are already looking for their passports and booking a flight to Tokyo.
 
2013-12-22 12:36:56 PM

Laobaojun: agent00pi: skinbubble: steamingpile: skinbubble: Giggity

Is that pics of her and her son?

Disturbing, just a tad.

Yes and yes

I always figured Oedipus complexes were real.

Oh yes.  My son's first crush looked so much like his mom...

So, did you fark her?

 
2013-12-22 04:09:38 PM

doczoidberg: Remember when Axl Rose punched her in the face?


Warren Beatty "hit that" too before Madonna rubbed her own stank on him, driving the old man to finally marry.
 
2013-12-22 05:37:39 PM
Ah, Stephanie Seymour, how I remember downloading your ASCII-goodness from usenet sites in the mid-90s. We had quality control back then, kids, since it could take half an hour to download a single JPEG.
 
2013-12-22 08:02:54 PM

Laobaojun: Complex situation.  I laughed about it.  But this one cuts both ways.  I've seen a lot of women swooning over odd looking guys.  Made no sense until I saw their dads...


My dad looked like Ray Liotta when he was in Goodfellas. So I like Ray Liotta and I like guys who look like that. I never had to watch my dad grow old either, since he died young.
 
2013-12-23 02:54:24 AM

T-Servo: Ah, Stephanie Seymour, how I remember downloading your ASCII-goodness from usenet sites in the mid-90s. We had quality control back then, kids, since it could take half an hour to download a single JPEG.


And then you go, "Wait, I already have that picture under a different filename!"
 
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