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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Hawk iced fierce   (newson6.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, ice storms, Tulsa, freezing rain, OKC, flight delay  
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6931 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2013 at 4:29 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-22 02:11:59 AM  
With Alda freezing rain, it would have been better off migrating to Sutherland.

/got nothin
 
2013-12-22 03:58:56 AM  
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2013-12-22 04:35:24 AM  
blog.art21.org

i don't get it.
 
2013-12-22 04:37:52 AM  
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2013-12-22 04:42:50 AM  
Poor bird. Good thing they were able to Trapper.
 
2013-12-22 04:43:18 AM  
TFA read like an urgent telegram to Crabapple Cove.
 
2013-12-22 04:50:03 AM  

TomD9938: TFA read like an urgent telegram to Crabapple Cove.


"Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop."

             -- Hawkeye Pierce, M.A.S.H, Season 4, Episode 4, The Late Captain Pierce (1975)
 
2013-12-22 04:59:14 AM  
Seeing as how that hawk wasn't from that part of the country, it should have used its radar.
 
2013-12-22 05:00:14 AM  
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2013-12-22 05:03:05 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: TomD9938: TFA read like an urgent telegram to Crabapple Cove.

"Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop."

             -- Hawkeye Pierce, M.A.S.H, Season 4, Episode 4, The Late Captain Pierce (1975)



Dang!  How'd you pull that one out?

/ knew I'd sort of heard it before...
 
2013-12-22 05:18:13 AM  

TomD9938: Danger Avoid Death: TomD9938: TFA read like an urgent telegram to Crabapple Cove.

"Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop."

             -- Hawkeye Pierce, M.A.S.H, Season 4, Episode 4, The Late Captain Pierce (1975)


Dang!  How'd you pull that one out?

/ knew I'd sort of heard it before...


IMDB. Hawkeye Pierce is my God.
 
2013-12-22 05:24:19 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Hawkeye Pierce is my God.


I'll drink to that.
 
2013-12-22 05:28:23 AM  

TomD9938: Danger Avoid Death: Hawkeye Pierce is my God.

I'll drink to that.


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2013-12-22 05:29:24 AM  
Bad time of year for us birds to be out in the wind.

Stay warm, brother.
 
2013-12-22 06:16:22 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: TomD9938: Danger Avoid Death: TomD9938: TFA read like an urgent telegram to Crabapple Cove.

"Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop."

             -- Hawkeye Pierce, M.A.S.H, Season 4, Episode 4, The Late Captain Pierce (1975)


Dang!  How'd you pull that one out?

/ knew I'd sort of heard it before...

IMDB. Hawkeye Pierce is my God.


Now you are mine. Stop farking up, eh?
 
2013-12-22 06:18:12 AM  
Should've put some Hot Lips on that...

// I got nuthin'
 
2013-12-22 09:21:30 AM  
Second cretinbob's applause .gif (Orson Welles?) close to top.
MASH Hawkeye Pierce ref: Danger Avoid Death got good memory, also mayhap good past-quotes tracker.
Relieved to hear subject hawk being cared for, as cretinbob also is.
 
2013-12-22 11:24:10 AM  
Tag:  flight delay

-almost spilled my coffee on that one
-- yes, this hawk's flight is delayed
-- hope it gets well, soon
 
2013-12-22 11:26:44 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: TomD9938: Danger Avoid Death: Hawkeye Pierce is my God.

I'll drink to that.

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To the Ritz Brothers!
 
2013-12-22 11:40:01 AM  
I figured it out upon the second read, but I admit that this ws the first thing I thought of, having just red the SCHAFT headline above:

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2013-12-22 12:31:40 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com

Keep that DAMN  chicken hawk QUIET!
 
2013-12-22 12:39:53 PM  
anyone else read "Hawk Fried Rice"?
 
2013-12-22 01:23:23 PM  
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Poor thing. Here let me warm him up a bit.
 
2013-12-22 01:43:25 PM  
Off to a good start for the HOTY 2014 punmanship section. Kudos, subby.
 
2013-12-22 02:51:55 PM  

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: Seeing as how that hawk wasn't from that part of the country, it should have used its radar.


Might also help it avoid rednecks out hunting with their Winchesters.
 
2013-12-23 02:17:17 AM  
Subby: Nice job, ferret face.
 
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