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2013-12-21 11:45:47 PM
Kind of has that, Chacca from Land of the Lost, look.
 
2013-12-21 11:46:48 PM
His psychologist is therapist.
 
2013-12-22 12:55:39 AM

EatenTheSun: His psychologist is therapist.


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2013-12-22 03:13:24 AM

muck1969: EatenTheSun: His psychologist is therapist.

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Maybe his penis mightier?
 
2013-12-22 03:14:32 AM

EatenTheSun: His psychologist is therapist.


nicely done, well played.
 
2013-12-22 03:16:28 AM
That's a hard looking 29, but still I'd..no, no..she looks insane.
 
2013-12-22 03:19:32 AM
FTFA:  Investigators arrested 29-year-old Megan Michelle Snipes and charged her with sexual battery of a student.
Authorities say the investigation began when the mother of a 16-year old Battery Creek High School student contacted investigators ...


School to be renamed Sexual Battery Creek High School, just so people are forewarned.
 
2013-12-22 03:19:48 AM
I'd ask where all these teachers and school staff were when I was a teenager, but I think already I know the answer.

Not banging me.
 
2013-12-22 03:24:51 AM

The summons from sultry Ms. Snipes
Initially made me think Yipes!
I mean, let's be fair:
"I'll see you in there"
Isn't typically used to earn stripes. ; ^ )

 
2013-12-22 03:38:27 AM
There once was a school shrink named Snipes
Who wanted some 16-year-old pipe.
So they hit Bob Jones Field,
Where the school shrink then kneeled,
And took it in the pooper.
 
2013-12-22 03:45:24 AM
There once was a counselor names Snipes
Who listened to everyone's gripes
She felt full  of joy
When she diddled a boy
Now they're going to carve out her tripes.
 
2013-12-22 03:53:20 AM
I can't figure out why these women continue to throw everything away for boys. I can almost understand a man being attracted to a teenage girl as most (or many) look like and act like women. But teenage boys look and act like boys. Scrawny, inexperienced, immature boys. I had sex with a teenage boy when I was a teenager. Who in their right mind wants to relive that awkward fiasco? Oh yeah. Right mind ...
 
2013-12-22 04:02:21 AM
When I was in high school, we had a psychologist who was tall, blonde with big hair, well made-up face, busty, thin, young, and legs that went forever atop 5 inch heels. If the students weren't in line to meet with her, I'm sure plenty of the faculty were.
 
2013-12-22 04:05:07 AM
She looks more like Wesley.
 
2013-12-22 04:09:54 AM
She's a High-Fiver, that's for sure.

Young too.

On the other hand,  nearly every female teacher I ever had (late 70s to late 80s), was either slightly pre, or slightly post menopausal and didnt look a damn bit like any of the girls we see in all these articles today.

That's probably just a function of demographics and which generation enters the work force en masse and all,  but to the last, they were all old ladies.

Makes me wonder though, if those old bags were banging their male students back in their better days  (the 40s and 50s) and were just never found out for it.
 
2013-12-22 04:10:00 AM
Yeah, my high school guidance counselor was fat, old (late 40's), and had a face like a homemade pie.

Come to think of it, the only person at my high school who might have been hittable was my English teacher, but she was already spoken for.

/Yeah, spoken for by the 20-something science teacher who frankly I'd have hit on
//Had I known at the time that I am homosexual
///That man was total beefcake
 
2013-12-22 04:16:29 AM
Not always a good thing:

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2013-12-22 05:28:27 AM
I thought the main perk of being a counselor was getting crazy tail from clients? I mean, why else would you willingly listen to people biatch about their lives?
 
2013-12-22 06:05:01 AM
...Second one in SC this week.  The first one was a fairly MILFy lady who got convicted of diddling a student...26 years ago:

http://www.wistv.com/story/24254309/former-school-employee-sentenced -i n-1987-sex-offense-case
 
2013-12-22 06:57:24 AM

MutantMotherMouse: But teenage boys look and act like boys. Scrawny, inexperienced, immature boys. I had sex with a teenage boy when I was a teenager.


We must have dated different kinds of teenage boys when we were teenagers. There was Jonathan who loved to kiss all night, and Pavel with that little space between his front teeth and pretty green eyes, and Timmy who could deep-throat a whole banana, and... Uh never mind, I'm depressing myself: that was 1978.


maram500: Had I known at the time that I am homosexual


How can you not know you're gay when you're 16? I knew I was bisexual when I was 12, or rather I learned that there was a word to describe what I was feeling & doing. (But then I'm weird.)


As for the crime, this is hilarious. Since when is a 16 year old a helpless baby? TFA didn't say he was retarded or tied to a log.

And parents should leave their 16 year olds' cell phones alone. Don't you want the kid to learn what privacy is and to respect others' privacy? Indeed, don't you want him/her to grow up?
 
2013-12-22 07:10:01 AM

The One True TheDavid: And parents should leave their 16 year olds' cell phones alone. Don't you want the kid to learn what privacy is and to respect others' privacy? Indeed, don't you want him/her to grow up?


Except that our brilliant young man apparently used his mother's phone to send the messages...

"Authorities say the investigation began when the mother of a 16-year old Battery Creek High School student contacted investigators Thursday morning after discovering a series of communications on her phone between her son and an individual named Megan Snipes."
 
2013-12-22 07:13:34 AM

The One True TheDavid: As for the crime, this is hilarious. Since when is a 16 year old a helpless baby? TFA didn't say he was retarded or tied to a log.

And parents should leave their 16 year olds' cell phones alone. Don't you want the kid to learn what privacy is and to respect others' privacy? Indeed, don't you want him/her to grow up?


It's more about a person in authority abusing their position.  Even if you agree that a 16-year-old being incapable of consenting to sexual activity is ridiculous, their teacher is probably not the best partner.  Unless you also agree that a male teacher having sex with a 16 year old girl is acceptable or a priest having sex with a 16 year old altar boy is acceptable.  In that case, at least your position would be consistent.
 
2013-12-22 07:15:30 AM
Oh. Her phone. Never mind that.

Still, 16 is legal age in most states and the cops said there was no evidence of force or coercion.

Maybe she had him hypnotized. Yeah, that it. Because 16 year olds are incapable of chasing tail on their own.
 
2013-12-22 07:28:51 AM

AngryDragon: Unless you also agree that a male teacher having sex with a 16 year old girl is acceptable or a priest having sex with a 16 year old altar boy is acceptable. In that case, at least your position would be consistent.


It's not a good idea but consensual sex with a person of legal age should not be called sexual battery.

And as for "in a position of authority," if you're not raising your kids to be able to say no to an "authority figure" who invites them to have consensual sex then you're doing it wrong; if the kid does know how to say no to an "authority figure" and does it all the time then your "critique" is out of place here.

It's one of those bullshiat devices that The Man uses to make us like creeping fascism. "Won't somebody protect the children!?!"

The legal age of consent in South Carolina is 16.
 
2013-12-22 07:31:17 AM

AngryDragon: The One True TheDavid: As for the crime, this is hilarious. Since when is a 16 year old a helpless baby? TFA didn't say he was retarded or tied to a log.

And parents should leave their 16 year olds' cell phones alone. Don't you want the kid to learn what privacy is and to respect others' privacy? Indeed, don't you want him/her to grow up?

It's more about a person in authority abusing their position.  Even if you agree that a 16-year-old being incapable of consenting to sexual activity is ridiculous, their teacher is probably not the best partner.  Unless you also agree that a male teacher having sex with a 16 year old girl is acceptable or a priest having sex with a 16 year old altar boy is acceptable.  In that case, at least your position would be consistent.


Or she was trying to help the boy gain confidence, which is part and parcel of of a counselor's job.  It's not necessarily abuse of authority.
 
2013-12-22 07:42:58 AM

omeganuepsilon: Or she was trying to help the boy gain confidence, which is part and parcel of of a counselor's job.


I wish somebody'd counseled me like that when I was 16.

Seriously, I wouldn't go that far: AFAIK it's a breach of professional ethics and is not to be encouraged. But it's not Sexual Battery.
 
2013-12-22 07:52:11 AM

The One True TheDavid: AngryDragon: Unless you also agree that a male teacher having sex with a 16 year old girl is acceptable or a priest having sex with a 16 year old altar boy is acceptable. In that case, at least your position would be consistent.

It's not a good idea but consensual sex with a person of legal age should not be called sexual battery.

And as for "in a position of authority," if you're not raising your kids to be able to say no to an "authority figure" who invites them to have consensual sex then you're doing it wrong; if the kid does know how to say no to an "authority figure" and does it all the time then your "critique" is out of place here.

It's one of those bullshiat devices that The Man uses to make us like creeping fascism. "Won't somebody protect the children!?!"

The legal age of consent in South Carolina is 16.


It's not about the kid though.  It's about the teacher violating her ethics, code of conduct, employment terms and probably statute in that jurisdiction.  I personally don't care if a 16 year old sleeps with a 19 year old or a 50 year old.  The position of authority piece is in place to make sure that people who are in authority don't abuse their power and manipulate that 16 year old into doing something they may not want to do.  She can fark 16s all day if she likes, just don't be a teacher or don't fark kids at your school.

It's a question of ethics and professional misconduct and that should be punished.
 
2013-12-22 07:59:18 AM
Well if she was using something on him that required batteries, then she really does deserve to be punished.
 
2013-12-22 08:02:34 AM

AngryDragon: It's a question of ethics and professional misconduct and that should be punished.


I think it's unethical to not simply judge a specific incident on it's merits, to instead create a blanket law that stops you from doing what is normally legal based solely on your type of employment.

There are already laws for things like rape and battery and unlawful coercion.  We don't need to resort to laws that are aimed at specific careers to stop them from raping people.

Sure, fire her if you have doubt, that's the right of the employer.

But criminal prosecution for something that was admitted by authorities to be 100% consensual?

Lot of tripe that is, moral causes masquerading as orderly behavior codes.
 
2013-12-22 08:57:30 AM

kona: Kind of has that, Chacca from Land of the Lost, look.


I'm going with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
 
2013-12-22 09:48:56 AM

AngryDragon: The One True TheDavid: As for the crime, this is hilarious. Since when is a 16 year old a helpless baby? TFA didn't say he was retarded or tied to a log.

And parents should leave their 16 year olds' cell phones alone. Don't you want the kid to learn what privacy is and to respect others' privacy? Indeed, don't you want him/her to grow up?

It's more about a person in authority abusing their position.  Even if you agree that a 16-year-old being incapable of consenting to sexual activity is ridiculous, their teacher is probably not the best partner.  Unless you also agree that a male teacher having sex with a 16 year old girl is acceptable or a priest having sex with a 16 year old altar boy is acceptable.  In that case, at least your position would be consistent.


it should be the kind of thing that gets you fired and tanks your career, sure. not sure who we are helping by sending folks to jail here though
 
2013-12-22 10:32:53 AM
 
2013-12-22 10:45:43 AM

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA:  Investigators arrested 29-year-old Megan Michelle Snipes and charged her with sexual battery of a student.
Authorities say the investigation began when the mother of a 16-year old Battery Creek High School student contacted investigators ...

School to be renamed Sexual Battery Creek High School, just so people are forewarned.


So will there be a paddling?
 
2013-12-22 12:02:03 PM

walktoanarcade: That's a hard looking 29, but still I'd..no, no..she looks insane.


That's why you do her at her place or a motel.
 
2013-12-22 01:16:23 PM
based on a novel by Francis Pollini.

/obscure?
 
2013-12-22 01:27:20 PM
Teachers can't have all the fun.
 
2013-12-22 04:44:49 PM

AtlanticCoast63: ...Second one in SC this week.  The first one was a fairly MILFy lady who got convicted of diddling a student...26 years ago:

http://www.wistv.com/story/24254309/former-school-employee-sentenced -i n-1987-sex-offense-case


WOW.  Not bad even for 56.  At 31, I'd guess she was very hot.
 
2013-12-22 11:24:53 PM

AbiNormal: walktoanarcade: That's a hard looking 29, but still I'd..no, no..she looks insane.

That's why you do her at her place or a motel.


So just a motel then.
 
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