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(Yahoo)   Doctors perform emergency C-section on an apparently expectant mother only to find ... no baby at all. Just a womb with a view   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 70
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2013-12-21 08:17:31 PM
God dammit Subby, it's beautiful.
 
2013-12-21 08:41:30 PM
Well done Sir.
 
2013-12-21 09:32:15 PM
what_now is having Internet troubles but asked me to contribute this to the conversation

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-21 09:32:54 PM
Thank you!!
 
2013-12-21 10:14:00 PM
what_now,

Are those real or imaginary internet troubles?
 
2013-12-21 10:35:23 PM

FoonFlake: what_now,

Are those real or imaginary internet troubles?




You can't post pictures on an iPad any more than you can provide an heir to the English Throne when you're a virgin in your late thirties and your husband is a homosexual spaniard who only spends a few days a year in your company.
 
2013-12-21 11:18:55 PM

what_now: FoonFlake: what_now,

Are those real or imaginary internet troubles?

You can't post pictures on an iPad any more than you can provide an heir to the English Throne when you're a virgin in your late thirties and your husband is a homosexual spaniard who only spends a few days a year in your company.


BUT APPLE!!!  JOBS!!!  GENIUS!!!!

/from my macbook pro
 
2013-12-21 11:38:59 PM
Whar is babby? Whar?
 
2013-12-21 11:50:42 PM
So the baby count waxed?
 
2013-12-22 01:29:31 AM
And that is why I never ask a large woman when she is due
 
2013-12-22 01:31:50 AM

zerkalo: And that is why I never ask a large woman when she is due


dilbert.com
 
2013-12-22 01:32:50 AM
With a handy picture of what a real pregnant woman would look like.
 
2013-12-22 01:35:33 AM

JohnAnnArbor: zerkalo: And that is why I never ask a large woman when she is due

[dilbert.com image 640x196]


It is a fun question to ask the chubba-wubbas though - it was an innocent mistake, your honour
 
2013-12-22 01:37:56 AM
That is....truly strange.
 
2013-12-22 01:41:58 AM
Wanted for questioning

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-12-22 01:45:53 AM
I thought all those stories of women who suddenly gave birth on the toilet after apparently not realising they were pregnant were strange. But having doctors cut a woman open in search of a baby that wasn't there in the first place is ever stranger. Aren't there outward signs of being pregnant that they noticed weren't there?
 
2013-12-22 01:46:08 AM
Thanks Obama!
 
2013-12-22 01:47:42 AM

zerkalo: And that is why I never ask a large woman when she is due


Maybe 10 years back, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while at a BBQ.  His wife looked like she  might be pregnant...or maybe she'd just put on some weight.  I decided to act like the typical, oblivious guy and didn't say anything until he mentioned it.  Worked out just right.  Turns out she was pregnant but I didn't have to risk putting my foot in my mouth.
 
2013-12-22 01:51:58 AM

Nidiot: Aren't there outward signs of being pregnant that they noticed weren't there?


If you RTFA, she had pseudopregnancy - in which the body will mimic being gravid and even show the hormonal changes of pregnancy, and had falsified an OB's medical records indicating that she was pregnant.
 
2013-12-22 01:53:04 AM
FTFA:  And her husband says it wasn't the first time. Last year, she said she'd lost a baby at the hospital, but never showed him a death certificate.

I'm imagining how that conversation went.  'Cause it seems like he didn't deem it necessary to accompany his "pregnant" wife to the hospital or do any follow up work on the whole dead baby thing.  I'm guessing that being married to that kind of crazy will dull your senses after awhile and make you incapable of engaging in their drama llama shenanigans. "Oh, you're pregnant.  Ah huh.  Sure.  Oh it died?  Bummer.  Oh, pregnant again?  Emergency c-section?  Ugh...ok, I'll be here watching the game.  Call me when you get out of "surgery"."

Or worse yet, maybe he completely believes her.  Imagine that guy.  Yeesh.
 
2013-12-22 01:56:21 AM
So wait... what the hell was in there, then?
 
2013-12-22 01:57:51 AM
More shocking (FTFA):

"A recent study found 1 in 200 women say they've had a 'virgin pregnancy.'"

That means that 1 in 200 women are liars, but then again that figure seems kind of low.
 
2013-12-22 01:58:40 AM
Can I just say that Yahoo!'s mobile link SUCKS?

/like Duke
//that is all
 
2013-12-22 01:59:52 AM
Steal baby. Lie about having a pseudopregnancy. Easy peasy.
 
2013-12-22 02:00:47 AM
Bae caught me bluffin.
 
2013-12-22 02:10:01 AM

ChadM89: So wait... what the hell was in there, then?


Could be any one of a Brazilian things.
 
2013-12-22 02:23:34 AM

ChadM89: So wait... what the hell was in there, then?


Seven young goats.
 
2013-12-22 02:32:18 AM
Subby is a JoCo fan?
 
2013-12-22 02:35:55 AM
Is this, like the opposite of the Virgin birth?

Are we dealing with the antichrist here?
 
2013-12-22 03:05:20 AM

99.998er: With a handy picture of what a real pregnant woman would look like.


This.
The internet media's compulsion to include a picture (any picture) along with an article is getting laughingly absurd.
 
2013-12-22 03:06:11 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-22 03:11:29 AM
 
2013-12-22 03:14:43 AM
What a womb with a view might look like:

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2013-12-22 03:46:57 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-12-22 03:47:35 AM

maram500: More shocking (FTFA):

"A recent study found 1 in 200 women say they've had a 'virgin pregnancy.'"

That means that 1 in 200 women are liars, but then again that figure seems kind of low.


Or that 1 in 200 women were raped while unconscious and got pregnant from it.

Considering the stories I hear locally about guys I don't even consider bad people, that seems like a low and very likely figure.
 
2013-12-22 03:56:57 AM

Smoking GNU: Oblig, may be NSFW


Came here to post that. It may be one of their best shorts...
 
2013-12-22 04:07:18 AM

what_now: FoonFlake: what_now,

Are those real or imaginary internet troubles?

You can't post pictures on an iPad any more than you can provide an heir to the English Throne when you're a virgin in your late thirties and your husband is a homosexual spaniard who only spends a few days a year in your company.


You can but it's a pain. (Assuming it works in a similar way as it does on an iPhone. And I've posted pictures on iPhone, but like I said, it's a pain.)

/because Fark may or may not be blocked at work.
 
2013-12-22 04:14:24 AM
Yeah I want to tell stories. I work ob.
 
2013-12-22 04:26:32 AM

No_Good_Name: Yeah I want to tell stories. I work ob.


Well let's hear 'em.
 
2013-12-22 04:42:18 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: No_Good_Name: Yeah I want to tell stories. I work ob.

Well let's hear 'em.


I'm guessing he can't, cause of doctor/patient confidentiality.
 
2013-12-22 04:45:12 AM
Sounds to me like they took her baby illegally. Another article I read in a Brazilian newspaper shows that she had perfectly normal scans of a 7lb baby girl. 7 pounds of baby doesn't disappear in a few weeks time, if a fetus dies and never comes out they tend to calcify, not vanish entirely. Something is not on the up-and-up here.
 
2013-12-22 04:50:35 AM

maram500: More shocking (FTFA):

"A recent study found 1 in 200 women say they've had a 'virgin pregnancy.'"

That means that 1 in 200 women are liars, but then again that figure seems kind of low.


Either that, or there are thousands of Christs born every year.

The fact that a Christ army hasn't risen up and destroyed us all makes me lean towards the "liars" theory.
 
2013-12-22 04:52:30 AM

BunkoSquad: what_now is having Internet troubles but asked me to contribute this to the conversation

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 191x264]


Bloody Mary, quite contrary,
How does your pregnancy grow?
With silver crosses,
And fake pregnancy losses,
The Protties knew you had to go.
 
2013-12-22 05:31:18 AM

Poowaddins: Sounds to me like they took her baby illegally. Another article I read in a Brazilian newspaper shows that she had perfectly normal scans of a 7lb baby girl. 7 pounds of baby doesn't disappear in a few weeks time, if a fetus dies and never comes out they tend to calcify, not vanish entirely. Something is not on the up-and-up here.


Uh, no. She had a false pregnancy, and your reliable Brazilian newspaper is only slightly less reliable than the Weekly World News.
 
2013-12-22 05:38:45 AM
They found THE ONE and tried to kill him. Other plans executed by the Source. Govts know now they are so totally screwed.
 
2013-12-22 06:31:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL9v1e-_T1g

gwar approves of the headline
 
2013-12-22 06:46:27 AM

Gyrfalcon: Poowaddins: Sounds to me like they took her baby illegally. Another article I read in a Brazilian newspaper shows that she had perfectly normal scans of a 7lb baby girl. 7 pounds of baby doesn't disappear in a few weeks time, if a fetus dies and never comes out they tend to calcify, not vanish entirely. Something is not on the up-and-up here.

Uh, no. She had a false pregnancy, and your reliable Brazilian newspaper is only slightly less reliable than the Weekly World News.


Meanwhile, this article is sourced entirely from the Daily Mail.
 
2013-12-22 06:48:15 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: FTFA:  And her husband says it wasn't the first time. Last year, she said she'd lost a baby at the hospital, but never showed him a death certificate.

I'm imagining how that conversation went.  'Cause it seems like he didn't deem it necessary to accompany his "pregnant" wife to the hospital or do any follow up work on the whole dead baby thing.  I'm guessing that being married to that kind of crazy will dull your senses after awhile and make you incapable of engaging in their drama llama shenanigans. "Oh, you're pregnant.  Ah huh.  Sure.  Oh it died?  Bummer.  Oh, pregnant again?  Emergency c-section?  Ugh...ok, I'll be here watching the game.  Call me when you get out of "surgery"."

Or worse yet, maybe he completely believes her.  Imagine that guy.  Yeesh.


I gave birth last month and my SO accompanied me to all but three or four appointments. Because he missed a few, he jokingly said that I was having a hysterical pregnancy and had convinced the doctors to play along.

/good God do I miss being able to sleep for 8 continuous and uninterrupted hours.
 
2013-12-22 07:13:49 AM

Smoking GNU: Omnis_evil_twin: No_Good_Name: Yeah I want to tell stories. I work ob.

Well let's hear 'em.

I'm guessing he can't, cause of doctor/patient confidentiality.


I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply if the identifying factors are removed. That doesn't mean an employer wouldn't go apeshiat bananas though if they became aware.
 
2013-12-22 07:37:42 AM

aevorea: Omnis_evil_twin: FTFA:  And her husband says it wasn't the first time. Last year, she said she'd lost a baby at the hospital, but never showed him a death certificate.

I'm imagining how that conversation went.  'Cause it seems like he didn't deem it necessary to accompany his "pregnant" wife to the hospital or do any follow up work on the whole dead baby thing.  I'm guessing that being married to that kind of crazy will dull your senses after awhile and make you incapable of engaging in their drama llama shenanigans. "Oh, you're pregnant.  Ah huh.  Sure.  Oh it died?  Bummer.  Oh, pregnant again?  Emergency c-section?  Ugh...ok, I'll be here watching the game.  Call me when you get out of "surgery"."

Or worse yet, maybe he completely believes her.  Imagine that guy.  Yeesh.

I gave birth last month and my SO accompanied me to all but three or four appointments. Because he missed a few, he jokingly said that I was having a hysterical pregnancy and had convinced the doctors to play along.

/good God do I miss being able to sleep for 8 continuous and uninterrupted hours.


I know, right? My wife and I had a baby last month too, and to me it's not the 3 AM diaper changes that are bad, it's the ones at 5 AM where my brain says "Guess you're waking up early today. Have you considered worrying about work yet this morning? What about the medical bills from the week your daughter spent in the NICU despite being fine?"

/congratulations
//it's the most amazing feeling when your baby just nestles into you with complete trust and happiness, isn't it?
 
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