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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Ahh the holidays... The time of year when you end up beating your wife with a rifle in the front yard and getting in a standoff with the police, SWAT team and bomb squad   (kfor.com) divider line 17
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2013-12-21 10:54:08 PM
....or Thursday in West Virginia but whatever subs
 
2013-12-21 10:59:32 PM
God damnit Dad. I am not bailing your ass out this time.
 
2013-12-22 12:38:31 AM
www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-12-22 02:11:48 AM
The holidays? It's Christmas, subby. CHRISTmas is the time of year when you end up beating your wife with a rifle in the front yard and getting in a standoff with the police, SWAT team and bomb squad. CHRISTMAS.
 
2013-12-22 04:27:50 AM
The police have declared War On Christmas!
 
2013-12-22 04:28:48 AM
I can't believe you people are so intolerant. Jesus said, in Acts 98:17, that "Thou shalt maketh me a sandwich, or getteth the smacked in thine face".

Bigots, the lot of you.
 
2013-12-22 04:30:24 AM
Authorities say the man was suicidal.... You don't say.
 
2013-12-22 04:32:10 AM

jjohnny65: Authorities say the man was suicidal.... You don't say.


Yeah. He shot himself in the head four times.
 
2013-12-22 04:37:13 AM
Officers received a call for help around 1:00 p.m. Friday afternoon. When they arrived at the 18000 block of Montoro Way, they found a man beating his wife...

Police say the fight started when she tried to take away his weapons.

"That gentleman ran back into the house and took cover as the officers rescued the wife by pulling her to safety." Captain Dexter Nelson said.


www.movieactors.com

"I see we have a gentleman wife-beater."
 
2013-12-22 05:19:57 AM
FTA: "Unfortunately, the man killed himself before officers could reach him. "

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2013-12-22 06:20:49 AM
I beat my wife with my gun all year long. Why is it that you get worked up just now?! I already told the biatch twice.
 
2013-12-22 07:37:56 AM

Danger Avoid Death: jjohnny65: Authorities say the man was suicidal.... You don't say.

Yeah. He shot himself in the head four times.


With a long range rifle.
 
2013-12-22 07:51:58 AM

GDubDub: I beat my wife with my gun all year long. Why is it that you get worked up just now?! I already told the biatch twice.


Kill yourself.  If your dumb enough to use a long range weapon as a melee weapon, you don't deserve to contaminate the gene pool.
 
2013-12-22 08:43:28 AM
Well they pried the gun from his cold dead hands.
 
2013-12-22 11:50:04 AM
The standoff lasted more than 5 hours. With no progress being made, the tactical team stormed the house. Unfortunately, the man killed himself before officers could reach him.

Why? Did they think he had a secret escape chopper on the roof?

Not that it appears like anything of value was lost.... but this is one of the reasons why our police kill so many people every year compared to our contemporaries. They could have just waited him out. they could have just kept trying to talk him down. He was trapped, and wasn't going anywhere.
 
2013-12-22 02:58:56 PM
"During the process of the execution, which was a slow and methodical execution..."

Methinks Captain Nelson mis-spoke there.
 
2013-12-22 05:31:45 PM

mongbiohazard: The standoff lasted more than 5 hours. With no progress being made, the tactical team stormed the house. Unfortunately, the man killed himself before officers could reach him.

Why? Did they think he had a secret escape chopper on the roof?

Not that it appears like anything of value was lost.... but this is one of the reasons why our police kill so many people every year compared to our contemporaries. They could have just waited him out. they could have just kept trying to talk him down. He was trapped, and wasn't going anywhere.


Bingo.

Storming in ALWAYS ends badly.  I don't understand why the cops always act like every situation needs action, sometimes it's better to do nothing.

You only storm in if they're torturing or killing hostages.
 
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