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(The New York Observer)   Want to know what it's like to be a 19-year-old virgin doing her internship at Penthouse magazine? Wonder no more   (observer.com) divider line 88
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2013-12-21 06:24:24 PM
Penthouse magazine still exists?
 
2013-12-21 06:45:19 PM

simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?


This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.
 
2013-12-21 06:50:59 PM
So... boring?
 
2013-12-21 06:51:12 PM

HotWingAgenda: simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?

This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.


Thanks for taking one for the team.
 
2013-12-21 07:15:22 PM
Dear Penthouse HR:

I never thought this would happen to me...
 
2013-12-21 07:17:23 PM
She writes for Slate now.
 
2013-12-21 07:17:26 PM

Calmamity: So... boring?


Yeah.
And I learned almost nothing from reading that.
 
2013-12-21 07:20:02 PM
A 19 year old virgin? Isn't that like an onomatopoeia for this generation or something?
 
2013-12-21 07:21:09 PM

HotWingAgenda: simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?

This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.



Well now I gotta go read it.
 
2013-12-21 07:22:54 PM
What was the point of that article?  And I call BS on that convenient metaphor with the pin and the blood and her lost innocence at the end.

This article needed fewer metaphors and more anal.
 
2013-12-21 07:23:00 PM
What's this "magazine" thing you speak of? Some sort of new social media platform?
 
2013-12-21 07:23:21 PM

noitsnot: HotWingAgenda: simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?

This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.


Well now I gotta go read it.


OK - story was a washout, but the nice coneboob in the pic was worth the visit.

/Just like old times
 
2013-12-21 07:23:23 PM
Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.
 
2013-12-21 07:25:06 PM

Foxxinnia: A 19 year old virgin? Isn't that like an onomatopoeia for this generation or something?


I'm not sure what you think onomatopoeia means, or what generation you think the author is, but the answer is still no.
 
2013-12-21 07:28:31 PM

MassAsster: What's this "magazine" thing you speak of? Some sort of new social media platform?


Fun fact: the word "magazine" came from the nautical term for a ship's hold. Eventually it became a broader term for various kinds of storage, whether it be information or bullets.
 
2013-12-21 07:30:56 PM

HotWingAgenda: simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?

This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.


Welcome to the whole stupid farking workforce dumb broad.
 
2013-12-21 07:40:01 PM
I saw that Peter's pinprick had drawn a small dollop of blood-not exactly the stimulating stuff of a Forum letter, but, I figured, it was a start.

Enjoy your AIDS.
 
2013-12-21 07:41:05 PM

omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.


Do you live in a hysterical repressive theocracy??
 
2013-12-21 07:42:07 PM
rockloveaustin.files.wordpress.com

THEY PUBLISHED MY LETTER !!
 
2013-12-21 07:42:37 PM
Virgin?

Like, who the hell cares.
 
2013-12-21 07:45:03 PM
That's not a bad record for this vicinity.
 
2013-12-21 07:48:19 PM
I like her use of the word "pudenda".
 
2013-12-21 07:48:30 PM
Doing her internship? Is that what they're calling it these days?
 
2013-12-21 07:51:27 PM
otherpeoplepod.com
 
2013-12-21 07:52:42 PM
So, Subby managed to get an 11-year-old article (about a 25-year-old event) approved?

img.fark.net

Today isn't just slow... it's running backwards.
 
2013-12-21 07:53:09 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.

Do you live in a hysterical repressive theocracy??


One where you're not allowed to even clear cache.
 
2013-12-21 07:54:08 PM

clkeagle: So, Subby managed to get an 11-year-old article (about a 25-year-old event) approved?

[img.fark.net image 521x201]

Today isn't just slow... it's running backwards.


Time is an illusion.
 
2013-12-21 07:55:20 PM

Hickory-smoked: Foxxinnia: A 19 year old virgin? Isn't that like an onomatopoeia for this generation or something?

I'm not sure what you think onomatopoeia means, or what generation you think the author is, but the answer is still no.


isn't that some sort of german porn?
 
2013-12-21 07:55:55 PM

omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.


The word "Penthouse" didn't set off any mental alarms?
 
2013-12-21 07:55:55 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.

Do you live in a hysterical repressive theocracy??


No, he lives in a fairy tale land where cone boob through lace is frowned upon, but pissing around on Fark all day is perfectly acceptable.

/newsflash: Everything on Fark is nsfw. Fark itself is nsfw. Deal with it.
 
2013-12-21 08:01:40 PM
Ahhh Penthouse.  The one bastion of "wide open beaver" in the otherwise semi-boring stack of Playboys on my Dad's toilet tank.  For a while, he also had a "Club" or three, which was weird, because Louisville is a ways from London!
 
2013-12-21 08:03:36 PM

clkeagle: So, Subby managed to get an 11-year-old article (about a 25-year-old event) approved?

[img.fark.net image 521x201]

Today isn't just slow... it's running backwards.


szandeszblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-21 08:05:16 PM
I, for one, am not allowed to clear cache or browsing history on my work pc.
 
2013-12-21 08:06:07 PM

clkeagle: So, Subby managed to get an 11-year-old article (about a 25-year-old event) approved?


...which refers to Penthouse as a "porn magazine" (*snerk*) and has the word "titillating" in the first sentence.

Admins be trollin.
 
2013-12-21 08:14:51 PM
...came here for the irrelevant NSFW pics
 
2013-12-21 08:18:40 PM

HotWingAgenda: simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?

This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.


Lol, I read the article and now find your summary as humorous as I'm sure it was intended to be. Cue the "I see what you did there" pic.
 
2013-12-21 08:20:40 PM

Dear Jerk: I, for one, am not allowed to clear cache or browsing history on my work pc.


So I guess Chrome is out of the question.
 
2013-12-21 08:22:22 PM

fusillade762: MassAsster: What's this "magazine" thing you speak of? Some sort of new social media platform?

Fun fact: the word "magazine" came from the nautical term for a ship's hold. Eventually it became a broader term for various kinds of storage, whether it be information or bullets.


Don't you mean "clip"


/ can i derail a potential porn thread into a gun thread?
// probably not :(
 
2013-12-21 08:23:33 PM

cretinbob: [otherpeoplepod.com image 850x635]


img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-12-21 08:27:00 PM

HotWingAgenda: simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?

This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.


Well played.
 
2013-12-21 08:29:45 PM
Apparently, this article was published before they discovered the ASCII code from em dashes.
 
2013-12-21 08:30:27 PM

clkeagle: So, Subby managed to get an 11-year-old article (about a 25-year-old event) approved?

[img.fark.net image 521x201]

Today isn't just slow... it's running backwards.


Achievement unlocked, subby! I don't have that one.
 
2013-12-21 08:31:29 PM

noitsnot: HotWingAgenda: simplicimus: Penthouse magazine still exists?

This short story (I shudder to call it an article) is set back in 1988. I'll save you some reading: it ends with her being penetrated by her boss.


Well now I gotta go read it.


Don't bother. It was a little prick.
 
2013-12-21 08:33:53 PM
This reads like the worst prudie highschool bullshiat fiction.  Article takes that mormon slashfic "fifty shades" to the mat, and manages to lose.

Neither erotic, nor intelligent.  Fail all around.  This woman is a bad person, and should feel bad.
 
2013-12-21 08:33:58 PM

MagSeven: omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.

The word "Penthouse" didn't set off any mental alarms?


To be fair, he thought it was about a magazine devoted to really nice apartments.
 
2013-12-21 08:37:10 PM

MagSeven: omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.

The word "Penthouse" didn't set off any mental alarms?

gweilo8888: Quantum Apostrophe: omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.

Do you live in a hysterical repressive theocracy??

No, he lives in a fairy tale land where cone boob through lace is frowned upon, but pissing around on Fark all day is perfectly acceptable.

/newsflash: Everything on Fark is nsfw. Fark itself is nsfw. Deal with it.


simplicimus: Quantum Apostrophe: omeganuepsilon: Slightly NSFW warning may be nice.  I mean, sure, it's saturday, but some people may still be working and not want an uncensored Penthouse cover showing up in their temp files.

Do you live in a hysterical repressive theocracy??

One where you're not allowed to even clear cache.



Personally, I don't care, I don't fark at work. I also don't mind porn.  I love the stuff.  I'm an avid tit fan, love the fark threads about them.

However, some places actively scan what you access, and this could get them in trouble. An article from the New York Observer, no Penthouse may not set off mental alarms for NSFW pictures.

Try to think of others and people jump my shiat.  Fark is not safe period
/Welcome to it
 
2013-12-21 08:44:20 PM
As a kid, I always thought Penthouse and Playboy were airbrushed bullshiat.

When I was a fifth grader, I was hanging out with my friend Bill, when Bill asked me, "You know what farking means?" "Yeah", I said. Bill replied, "So what does it mean?" "No", I said. Bill responded, "I didn't think you knew what it meant." I asked Bill, "Do you know what it means?" "Yeah.", said Bill. "OK", says me, "When you tell me, then the two of us will know." At that point Bill handed me a copy of Screw Magazine.


/RIP Al Goldstein
 
2013-12-21 08:45:00 PM

simplicimus: clkeagle: So, Subby managed to get an 11-year-old article (about a 25-year-old event) approved?

[img.fark.net image 521x201]

Today isn't just slow... it's running backwards.

Time is an illusion.


Lunchtime doubly so.
 
2013-12-21 08:47:04 PM
What's up with all the liquor brands running rapey ads?
 
2013-12-21 08:47:06 PM
penthouse was the magazine that sent me on the way to the sexual deviant i am today. had i gotten into hustler, club, swank, etc...i probably would be raking in the dough as a gynecologist. instead i just squint because i can't focus on what is right in front of my face. every type of porn that i am into...can be traced back to penthouse...

i also learned that a magnifying glass doesn't help you see what is in the photo better. it just helps you see the four color press dots that printed the picture.
 
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