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(Daily Mail)   Sylvester Stallone on using his characters to scare off his daughters' dates: 'I come to the door with a headband on and a butcher knife and go, ''I'm coming for you. When you touch them, you touch Rambo'''   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-12-21 04:30:05 PM
Yeah,or not
 
2013-12-21 06:46:05 PM
Go for it.
 
2013-12-21 06:51:21 PM
He's about the only 70 year old that works for.
 
2013-12-21 06:52:58 PM
He'd probably break a hip chasing after one of these kids.

I think a smarter tactic is to disarm him mentally.  I'd imagine something like this: "Mr. Stallone, my parents were huge fans of yours and they got me into your movies.  I loved Rocky I-IV (my dad says Rocky V doesn't exist so I havent' seen it) and the first 2 Rambo movies.  I really enjoyed your role in Copland sir, it was outstanding. And Nighthawks going against Rutger Hauer?  Still gives me chills.  Don't worry about your daughter sir, I'll have her back home by midnight."
 
2013-12-21 06:55:39 PM
I'm sorry but a geriatric who had a stroke isnt scaring many
 
2013-12-21 06:55:50 PM
I was going to say they must be beautiful girls because their mother is a model. Guess the Stallone genes are strong in this family. Especially with the one on the right. She's got her daddy's eyes. The other one is ok but average pretty.

i.dailymail.co.uk

This is their mother:
weightnheight.com
 
2013-12-21 07:04:09 PM
Do you think Sly said "they drew first blood, not me" when his daughters got their periods?
 
2013-12-21 07:13:10 PM

nimawai: I was going to say they must be beautiful girls because their mother is a model. Guess the Stallone genes are strong in this family. Especially with the one on the right. She's got her daddy's eyes. The other one is ok but average pretty.



This is their mother:


They arent as hot as mom, but its no Rumor Willis situation.
 
2013-12-21 07:14:11 PM

Sweet Chin Music: Do you think Sly said "they drew first blood, not me" when his daughters got their periods?


Yeah, I've always wondered about that.
 
2013-12-21 07:14:25 PM

Oldiron_79: nimawai: I was going to say they must be beautiful girls because their mother is a model. Guess the Stallone genes are strong in this family. Especially with the one on the right. She's got her daddy's eyes. The other one is ok but average pretty.

This is their mother:

They arent as hot as mom, but its no Rumor Willis situation.


The one on the right isn't quite Rumor Willis but close enough. Poor girl... I'm hoping the little one grows out of the awkward phase.
 
2013-12-21 07:14:44 PM
"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you."
 
2013-12-21 07:14:45 PM
I would tel him that I'm not a bad guy, I'm an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

Then I'd ask about the three seashells.
 
2013-12-21 07:17:16 PM
I had a taste of this once. Was dating this girl and we had dinner with her parents. Afterward the two of us sat on their lawn and started making out (I thought we were out of view of the house). Suddenly the sprinklers come on and we rush into the house, both soaked. Inside we find her father cleaning his knife collection.

/csb
 
2013-12-21 07:44:34 PM
fusillade762
I had a taste of this once. Was dating this girl and we had dinner with her parents. Afterward the two of us sat on their lawn and started making out (I thought we were out of view of the house). Suddenly the sprinklers come on and we rush into the house, both soaked. Inside we find her father cleaning his knife collection.


"Let's go to your room and get out of those wet clothes!"
 
2013-12-21 08:16:22 PM

The Voice of Doom: fusillade762
I had a taste of this once. Was dating this girl and we had dinner with her parents. Afterward the two of us sat on their lawn and started making out (I thought we were out of view of the house). Suddenly the sprinklers come on and we rush into the house, both soaked. Inside we find her father cleaning his knife collection.

"Let's go to your room and get out of those wet clothes!"


Can you say no when he's cleaning his knife collection?
 
2013-12-21 08:19:00 PM
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Must be twoo luv
 
2013-12-21 08:33:11 PM

slayer199: He'd probably break a hip chasing after one of these kids.

I think a smarter tactic is to disarm him mentally.  I'd imagine something like this: "Mr. Stallone, my parents were huge fans of yours and they got me into your movies.  I loved Rocky I-IV (my dad says Rocky V doesn't exist so I havent' seen it) and the first 2 Rambo movies.  I really enjoyed your role in Copland sir, it was outstanding. And Nighthawks going against Rutger Hauer?  Still gives me chills.  Don't worry about your daughter sir, I'll have her back home by midnight."



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2013-12-21 08:56:55 PM
Draft dodging pussy.
 
2013-12-21 09:17:24 PM
"I have a confession, sir. I only asked your daughter out to get closer to you, my greatest idol and deepest sexual fantasy. And if touching her is exactly like touching Rambo, I'm going to melt her with my passion and rub her into every hungering orifice of my hot, yearning body."

/STAB STAB STAB
 
2013-12-21 09:30:53 PM
slayer199 * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-12-21 06:52:58 PM He'd probably break a hip chasing after one of these kids.
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Have you SEEN how ripped Sly is?

There's not many people of any age group that could kick that man's ass.
 
2013-12-21 11:02:05 PM
Yeah, but the thing is, he'd never actually do it. He's an actor, not an actual bad ass. And the real badasses I've encountered don't have to try to scare anyone. When you can be intimidating while being 100% civil and polite, without any threatening body language, that's when you're a bad ass. Many years ago I witnessed a SEAL do that to a methed out guy who had a gun. Still can't figure that one out, but the guy with the gun nearly put a human shaped hole in the wall he got out of there so fast.

So yeah, Navy SEALs are scary. Actors aren't.
 
2013-12-21 11:41:35 PM

LectertheChef: Yeah, but the thing is, he'd never actually do it. He's an actor, not an actual bad ass. And the real badasses I've encountered don't have to try to scare anyone. When you can be intimidating while being 100% civil and polite, without any threatening body language, that's when you're a bad ass. Many years ago I witnessed a SEAL do that to a methed out guy who had a gun. Still can't figure that one out, but the guy with the gun nearly put a human shaped hole in the wall he got out of there so fast.

So yeah, Navy SEALs are scary. Actors aren't.


I partied with some Navy Seals once. Blacked out and woke up with a new tattoo.
 
2013-12-22 12:07:32 AM
Hopefully, it's not the porn one.
 
2013-12-22 01:27:42 AM
Old man makes unprovoked threats of violence against children. Sounds like a winner.
 
2013-12-22 02:34:30 AM

LectertheChef: Yeah, but the thing is, he'd never actually do it. He's an actor, not an actual bad ass. And the real badasses I've encountered don't have to try to scare anyone. When you can be intimidating while being 100% civil and polite, without any threatening body language, that's when you're a bad ass. Many years ago I witnessed a SEAL do that to a methed out guy who had a gun. Still can't figure that one out, but the guy with the gun nearly put a human shaped hole in the wall he got out of there so fast.

So yeah, Navy SEALs are scary. Actors aren't.


Yep,I met the type as well about twenty years ago in a pub in North England; short guy,wiry build,Oxbridge accent,very relaxed,very polite with a very nuanced view and encyclopedic knowledge of international politics and a Major with one of the Para regiments.Having a drink with him felt like being in a swimming pool with a welfed Orca.Sure it's safe but you know you're still sharing space with an apex predator...

/yeah,yeah CSB
 
2013-12-22 04:30:53 AM

nimawai: This is their mother:


Hello nurse!
 
2013-12-22 06:56:38 AM

BrotherKalashnikov: LectertheChef: Yeah, but the thing is, he'd never actually do it. He's an actor, not an actual bad ass. And the real badasses I've encountered don't have to try to scare anyone. When you can be intimidating while being 100% civil and polite, without any threatening body language, that's when you're a bad ass. Many years ago I witnessed a SEAL do that to a methed out guy who had a gun. Still can't figure that one out, but the guy with the gun nearly put a human shaped hole in the wall he got out of there so fast.

So yeah, Navy SEALs are scary. Actors aren't.

Yep,I met the type as well about twenty years ago in a pub in North England; short guy,wiry build,Oxbridge accent,very relaxed,very polite with a very nuanced view and encyclopedic knowledge of international politics and a Major with one of the Para regiments.Having a drink with him felt like being in a swimming pool with a welfed Orca.Sure it's safe but you know you're still sharing space with an apex predator...

/yeah,yeah CSB


My dad has that effect on people. Super sweet guy, really funny, really laid-back, but he has this alpha male vibe. Dogs and kids love him, guys suddenly stand up straighter and are on best behavior. He works a blue collar job and is a supervisor now, I think, because he's good at getting people to cooperate. He isn't even in great shape. He puts on muscle like it's nothing, though. Not sculpted muscle, obviously. But. Short, stocky guy. Used to have an awful temper until he got older. Even when it was just guy friends meeting him, they were TERRIFIED, and he wasn't trying for that at all.
 
2013-12-22 08:23:17 AM
Is that how he got out of the draft?
 
2013-12-22 12:21:46 PM

captacc: Is that how he got out of the draft?


He ran away to Sweden to avoid the draft.
 
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