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(New York Magazine)   The history of sexy, servile lady robot voices, bringing you to nerdgasm since your childhood   (nymag.com) divider line 30
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2013-12-21 04:49:32 PM
The Ava voice (downloadable via the System Preferences/Text-to-Speach) that comes with 10.7+ is really farking sexy as shiat
 
2013-12-21 06:18:11 PM
i280.photobucket.com
Karen S'jet - Homeworld.
Not a robot but still one of the sexiest voices found in a video game.
 
2013-12-21 06:47:46 PM
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
Where did you learn to fly?
 
2013-12-21 07:02:18 PM
It's because all male computers end up going crazy.
 
2013-12-21 07:05:07 PM
 
2013-12-21 07:08:20 PM
hellogiggles.com
 
2013-12-21 07:17:53 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-21 07:18:20 PM
Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challange a perfect, immortal machine?

*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
 
2013-12-21 07:21:35 PM
That was a lot of words to say what we want to fark robots.
 
2013-12-21 07:21:35 PM
That was a lot of words to say that we want to fark robots.
 
2013-12-21 07:25:07 PM
data.motor-talk.de
 
2013-12-21 07:38:24 PM

www.webdistortion.com

 
2013-12-21 07:58:19 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [data.motor-talk.de image 800x600]


So much potential so badly executed.
 
2013-12-21 08:08:50 PM
Mark'd.
 
2013-12-21 09:19:04 PM
Fargo, is that just you doing a girl's voice?
 
2013-12-21 09:47:16 PM
True story: The other night I had a dream where a pair of mischievous robots were messing with the water pressure and only Wesley Crusher and a few of his cadet friends were available to help.

Point is, I think of Majel Barrett's voice when I think of female computer voices.
 
2013-12-21 10:31:04 PM
All systems....nominal.

Mrow.
 
2013-12-21 10:56:07 PM
Suzanne Ciani's work on Bally's Xenon pinball game will be forever burned in my adolescent memory

try tube shot
ah ahh ahh ahh
 
2013-12-21 11:40:27 PM
"In Germany in 2010, BMWs were recalled so that the GPSes could be replaced; male German drivers simply would not take directions from a female voice."

Now that's farking funny.
 
2013-12-21 11:59:00 PM
When I was an utility porter at the Bellagio when the first generation of "I Dream Of Jeanne" video slots came in. Part of the attraction of the machines was Barbara Eden's recorded voice saying things like "Yes, master," and "How may I please you, master?"
At night, anybody extracting carpet by or between those machines developed severe boner-itis. One night I was doing shampooing the carpet and the next thing I knew, I was asking a female casino porter who had the hots for me to meet me in the back of the house for a quickie.
I can't watch reruns of the show anymore without getting turned on.
 
2013-12-22 12:11:45 AM

stonelotus: Suzanne Ciani's work on Bally's Xenon pinball game will be forever burned in my adolescent memory

try tube shot
ah ahh ahh ahh


My uncle has one of those tables in his basement, along with a vintage time pilot cabinet
 
2013-12-22 12:14:07 AM
 
2013-12-22 01:06:00 AM
m.ocdn.eu

Traynor sure liked her voice.
 
2013-12-22 01:06:30 AM
i44.tinypic.com

Seriously, I'm the the Weeners any Sorayama?  Slackers.
 
2013-12-22 01:11:07 AM

FatherChaos: [m.ocdn.eu image 600x328]

Traynor sure liked her voice.


So did I.

/Too bad she was with me when I tried to board the Citadel.
//I feel badly that I got her and Garrus killed.
///Still bitter about how the game ended.
////Threw the disc in the corrner and haven't touched it since.
 
2013-12-22 01:32:47 AM
At the tone the time will be...


/every watch and clock was synchronized to her voice
 
2013-12-22 03:22:11 AM
TFA is useless without pics.
 
2013-12-22 02:01:44 PM
i1.theportalwiki.net

Would you like a blow job?  Afterwards we can have cake and pie.
 
2013-12-22 02:13:52 PM
Always thought it would be great if you could get various character voice plugins for your Gps. You could have a redneck guy, Italian guy.

You could also have wife mode where the gps doesn't tell you to turn until your about to drive past the exit and then nags at you the whole time you're trying to find a u-turn.
 
2013-12-23 01:02:17 AM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
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