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(New Musical Express)   The twenty-three "most explosive" music feuds from 2013. And most of them involve folks known for making hip hop   (nme.com) divider line 58
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2013-12-21 10:58:58 AM
So, overgrown teenagers who are given unjust fame for a largely talentless form of music (ie: nothing solid to be proud of) start feuds between each other to bolster egos built on a house of cards?

i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-21 11:05:10 AM
Apparently Azalea Banks needs to feud with more people because before her 20 items on the list I had never heard of her.
 
2013-12-21 11:52:01 AM
Well, most of them seem to be Azealia Banks trying to make a bigger name for herself. Also "explosive" seems to mean "bad snark on Twitter done by people who haven't had to deal with real people since puberty".
 
2013-12-21 12:51:23 PM
I don't want to pick sides. I think they're both musical and good for your heart.
 
2013-12-21 01:01:09 PM
List useless without Gallagher bros feuds with BBC Radio 1, Muse drummer, Liam, Noel, Miley Cyrus, Paloma Faith, William Hague, Emelli Sande, Robbie Williams, neighbour's golden fish, Justin Bieber, U2 and One Direction, to name but a few
 
2013-12-21 01:03:48 PM
#1-22: Kanye West vs The World

#23: Azalia Banks vs Lily Allen
 
2013-12-21 01:05:32 PM
ITT: out of touch, old, white losers who think their uninformed opinions on pop culture matter, or that they are arbiters of talent, and that anything without a guitar isn't music.

In before the "they forgot the c in rap" comments from the Fark brain trust.
 
2013-12-21 01:05:36 PM
If it includes rap/hippity hop then it is not strictly a "music" feud
 
2013-12-21 01:09:28 PM
Azealia Banks vs. Record Label Deadlines

Haim's PR Team vs. Everyone who visits music websites
 
2013-12-21 01:10:54 PM
The '212' singer called Lily's husband "ugly" and tweeted: "She's just mad cause sucking her husbands dick is like playing thumb wars".

Ahahahahaha.
 
2013-12-21 01:10:55 PM
That's the "most explosive" they got? Must have been a slow year. The only one that interested me was the Miley Cyrus/Sinead O'Conner one because of how much of an immature biatch Miley Cyrus came across as. I've noticed this trend as I get older. Younger artists have zero respect for the true artists that came before them. Miley Cyrus is no Sinead O'Conner and she should have respect for Sinead's career and accomplishments. All Sinead did was give some advice based on her experience in the industry, which she has tons of. It's the same as that chick ... oh, what's her name, I can't even remember ... some girl that dresses like a clown (Not Gaga) who said she was above Mariah Carey. It's like ... Really? Mariah Carey? One of the top 5 divas of the last 30 years? You're actually think that you can top that with autotune? What an idiot.
 
2013-12-21 01:12:19 PM
Jake Bugg's spat with One Direction

And, that's where I stopped.
 
2013-12-21 01:16:13 PM

lostsatellite: ITT: out of touch, old, white losers who think their uninformed opinions on pop culture matter, or that they are arbiters of talent, and that anything without a guitar isn't music.

In before the "they forgot the c in rap" comments from the Fark brain trust.


Gr8 b8 m8.
8/10
 
2013-12-21 01:17:11 PM
Also, my generation's music is objectively better than your generation's music.

And the "music" you like isn't actually music because I say so.
 
2013-12-21 01:17:41 PM
Jack White called somebody a "copy" ???


....a copy of a copied copier???

sheeeesh.
 
2013-12-21 01:29:57 PM
i.imgur.com

Back in the day, rap feuds meant something.
 
2013-12-21 01:32:21 PM

Enlightened Liberal: Also, my generation's music is objectively better than your generation's music.

And the "music" you like isn't actually music because I say so.


Providing that it is indeed  "music".  rap and hippity hop do not qualify.
 
2013-12-21 01:33:53 PM
Back in the day, "rap sucks" threads actually meant something like 100-150 posts
 
2013-12-21 01:37:25 PM
My default assumption with these things is they are feuds in the same way WWE personalities have feuds with each other.
 
2013-12-21 01:46:59 PM

lostsatellite: ITT: out of touch, old, white losers who think their uninformed opinions on pop culture matter, or that they are arbiters of talent, and that anything without a guitar isn't music.

In before the "they forgot the c in rap" comments from the Fark brain trust.


4 seconds. You just squeaked in before the HAW HAW RAP AIN'T MUSIC "wit" started.
 
2013-12-21 01:47:42 PM

hasty ambush: Enlightened Liberal: Also, my generation's music is objectively better than your generation's music.

And the "music" you like isn't actually music because I say so.

Providing that it is indeed  "music".  rap and hippity hop do not qualify.


ha ha negroes amirite
 
2013-12-21 01:47:57 PM
Malt liquor makes people so grumpy.
 
2013-12-21 01:52:01 PM
www.nme.com

"When vegan artist Grimes shared her love for Ben & Jerry's on Facebook in November it was the start of some serious vegan beef. She said the ice cream was okay to eat because the cows were treated ethically, but US band DIIV retorted that meant she wasn't really vegan. They tweeted: "even if a dairy cow is "treated ethically" doesn't mean u aren't consuming/exploiting her."


First... 'vegan beef'

Second, I hope everybody involved with this 'beef' steps off a curb and gets hit by a bus.
 
2013-12-21 01:55:50 PM

BSABSVR: hasty ambush: Enlightened Liberal: Also, my generation's music is objectively better than your generation's music.

And the "music" you like isn't actually music because I say so.

Providing that it is indeed  "music".  rap and hippity hop do not qualify.

ha ha negroes amirite



What negroes music may look like
www.kimballtrombone.com
 
2013-12-21 01:56:54 PM
I wouldn't call what those scumbag thugs anything remotely musical.
 
2013-12-21 02:21:51 PM
Who the fark is Azealia Banks?
 
2013-12-21 02:22:46 PM
I vote Bette Midler gets a free coont punt at both Gaga and whatever an Azaliea Banks is.
 
2013-12-21 02:39:09 PM
When keeping it real goes wrong.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-21 02:40:02 PM

LewDux: Back in the day, "rap sucks" threads actually meant something like 100-150 posts


Even the dubstep sucks threads arent that great.
 
2013-12-21 02:49:51 PM

Pr1nc3ss: Who the fark is Azealia Banks?


Apparently someone who gets into a feud about every 17 minutes in an effort to break into the mainstream.
 
2013-12-21 02:56:43 PM

JPSimonetti: That's the "most explosive" they got? Must have been a slow year. The only one that interested me was the Miley Cyrus/Sinead O'Conner one because of how much of an immature biatch Miley Cyrus came across as. I've noticed this trend as I get older. Younger artists have zero respect for the true artists that came before them. Miley Cyrus is no Sinead O'Conner and she should have respect for Sinead's career and accomplishments. All Sinead did was give some advice based on her experience in the industry, which she has tons of. It's the same as that chick ... oh, what's her name, I can't even remember ... some girl that dresses like a clown (Not Gaga) who said she was above Mariah Carey. It's like ... Really? Mariah Carey? One of the top 5 divas of the last 30 years? You're actually think that you can top that with autotune? What an idiot.




Ah yes. Sinead. The epitome of tact and class.
 
2013-12-21 03:01:48 PM

Pr1nc3ss: Who the fark is Azealia Banks?


I don't know, but she is probably in a feud with you
 
2013-12-21 03:18:24 PM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 630x402]

Back in the day, rap feuds meant something.


p.twimg.com
 
2013-12-21 03:20:03 PM

moike: [www.nme.com image 552x368]

"When vegan artist Grimes shared her love for Ben & Jerry's on Facebook in November it was the start of some serious vegan beef. She said the ice cream was okay to eat because the cows were treated ethically, but US band DIIV retorted that meant she wasn't really vegan. They tweeted: "even if a dairy cow is "treated ethically" doesn't mean u aren't consuming/exploiting her."

First... 'vegan beef'

Second, I hope everybody involved with this 'beef' steps off a curb and gets hit by a bus.


I haven't seen that many punchable faces in one place since 'Friends' was on the air.
 
2013-12-21 03:22:44 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-21 03:30:51 PM
"After Miley Cyrus released her 'Wrecking Ball' video, Sinead O'Connor sent the singer an open letter warning her not to "prostitute" herself to the music industry. Miley responded by saying she was way too busy presenting SNL to write an open letter back and dragged up tweets Sinead posted while she was mentally unwell. Sinead wrote four more open letters demanding an apology."

If this actually happened the way it says it did, atta girl, Miley! I have new found respect for her after reading that.
 
2013-12-21 03:32:27 PM

TheSwizz: lostsatellite: ITT: out of touch, old, white losers who think their uninformed opinions on pop culture matter, or that they are arbiters of talent, and that anything without a guitar isn't music.

In before the "they forgot the c in rap" comments from the Fark brain trust.

Gr8 b8 m8.
8/10


In the U.S. a mate is a person you have sex with.
 
2013-12-21 03:38:21 PM

JPSimonetti: That's the "most explosive" they got? Must have been a slow year. The only one that interested me was the Miley Cyrus/Sinead O'Conner one because of how much of an immature biatch Miley Cyrus came across as. I've noticed this trend as I get older. Younger artists have zero respect for the true artists that came before them. Miley Cyrus is no Sinead O'Conner and she should have respect for Sinead's career and accomplishments. All Sinead did was give some advice based on her experience in the industry, which she has tons of. It's the same as that chick ... oh, what's her name, I can't even remember ... some girl that dresses like a clown (Not Gaga) who said she was above Mariah Carey. It's like ... Really? Mariah Carey? One of the top 5 divas of the last 30 years? You're actually think that you can top that with autotune? What an idiot.


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

"You had me then you lost me, Sineaid..."
 
2013-12-21 03:39:23 PM

PanicMan: LewDux: Back in the day, "rap sucks" threads actually meant something like 100-150 posts

Even the dubstep sucks threads arent that great.


That's becauWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
 
2013-12-21 03:42:49 PM
Pr1nc3ss: Who the fark is Azealia Banks?

With a name like that, she's got to be black, since her parents couldn't figure out how to spell Azalea.
 
2013-12-21 03:51:07 PM

varmitydog: Pr1nc3ss: Who the fark is Azealia Banks?

With a name like that, she's got to be black, since her parents couldn't figure out how to spell Azalea.


Like there aren't plenty of Brooklynnes, Mackenzys and Brittnys out there.
 
2013-12-21 04:06:19 PM

BSABSVR: hasty ambush: Enlightened Liberal: Also, my generation's music is objectively better than your generation's music.

And the "music" you like isn't actually music because I say so.

Providing that it is indeed  "music".  rap and hippity hop do not qualify.

ha ha negroes amirite


Nope ,(Everlast, Enimien, Brother Ali,  etc, etc  are "negroes"?)  there is bad music that actually qualifies as music.  For example:

Anything by Barbara Streisand

Yanni

Punk Rock

Disco

Jazz

Most stuff labled "alternative"
 
2013-12-21 04:21:47 PM
Too bad they couldn't have all ended in literal explosions.
 
2013-12-21 04:40:27 PM

lostsatellite: ITT: out of touch, old, white losers who think their uninformed opinions on pop culture matter, or that they are arbiters of talent, and that anything without a guitar isn't music.

In before the "they forgot the c in rap" comments from the Fark brain trust


I'm sorry you like such shiatty music.
 
2013-12-21 04:44:27 PM
I don't like genre X. Am I not clever?
 
2013-12-21 04:56:47 PM
The Jed Clampet Rap

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea Yo, Yo, Yo!)


I'm a beat my ho, I'm a beat my ho
I'm a beat my ho, I'm a beat my ho
I'm a beat my ho, I'm a beat my ho
I'm a beat my ho, I'm a beat my ho
I'm a beat my ho, I'm a beat my ho
I'm a beat my ho, I'm a beat my ho

Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire
Kin folk said Jed move away from there
Said California is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
(Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars)

Woop woop woop, gimme mo biatches
Woop woop woop, gimme mo biatches
Woop woop woop, gimme mo biatches
Woop woop woop, gimme mo biatches

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
(Beverly Hillbillies, that's what they call 'em now,
Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear Yo, Yo, Yo!)

Thugged Out Biatch (Okaay)
Thugged Out Biatch (Okaaay)
Thugged Out Biatch (Okaaay)
Thugged Out Biatch (Okaaay)
 
2013-12-21 05:13:07 PM

StrangeQ: lostsatellite: ITT: out of touch, old, white losers who think their uninformed opinions on pop culture matter, or that they are arbiters of talent, and that anything without a guitar isn't music.

In before the "they forgot the c in rap" comments from the Fark brain trust

I'm sorry you like such shiatty music.


Good come back gramps.
 
2013-12-21 06:20:53 PM
That was a lot of who the hell cares.
 
2013-12-21 06:30:28 PM
I love Angel Haze.  she also gets bonus points for telling her label to fark off and leaking her debut album yesterday.

/most rap is shiat.
//most "popular" music is shiat.
///old and white
////GFY & DIAF FNG
 
2013-12-21 07:07:33 PM

MagSeven: JPSimonetti: That's the "most explosive" they got? Must have been a slow year. The only one that interested me was the Miley Cyrus/Sinead O'Conner one because of how much of an immature biatch Miley Cyrus came across as. I've noticed this trend as I get older. Younger artists have zero respect for the true artists that came before them. Miley Cyrus is no Sinead O'Conner and she should have respect for Sinead's career and accomplishments. All Sinead did was give some advice based on her experience in the industry, which she has tons of. It's the same as that chick ... oh, what's her name, I can't even remember ... some girl that dresses like a clown (Not Gaga) who said she was above Mariah Carey. It's like ... Really? Mariah Carey? One of the top 5 divas of the last 30 years? You're actually think that you can top that with autotune? What an idiot.

Ah yes. Sinead. The epitome of tact and class.



I'm sorry, but:

"Went 2 doctor. He told me stop wanking. I said 'why?'. He said 'cuz I'm trying to examine u.'"

Is hilarious.
 
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