snocone: Hhmmm, huffing or marijuana?Which would you like your child to use?'Cause people love to and WILL get high.
WTFDYW: BTW subby, she is NOT hot./anymore
FirstNationalBastard: snocone: Hhmmm, huffing or marijuana?Which would you like your child to use?'Cause people love to and WILL get high.But think of all the Funyuns that will die because of Marijuana use!And the poor drug cops that won't be able to hassle people for no good reason!
theorellior: Huffing kills the brain cells that make you realize huffing is a bad idea. After while, all you do is huff, or think about huffing, or think about getting stuff to huff.Stick to pot, kids.
thamike: Her grandfather attempted CPR until medics arrived.
theflatline: 'She was on the right track to go somewhere and be somebody'
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ultraholland: WTFDYW: legalize pot. from child hood, humans get their jolly s. we start by spinning wildly to dizzy ourselves. no one gets hurt that way. when you make people do more dangerous stuff, they tend to die off.When I was about seven my younger cousin, Jeff, stayed with us for a few days one summer. We all did the usual kid things: tag, hide-and-seek, looked at the neighbor kid's pornography stash, etc. The day before he was supposed to go home we and a few neighborhood ruffians went to the playground, and had an absolute blast on the seesaw and slides and whatnot. Two ne'er-do-wells were off in a far corner falling all over and giggle their faces off. Jeff asked, "What are they doing?" "They're spinning," I told him. As I looked on I passingly said, "We don't do that stuff" but before I could even finish my sentence I notice Jeff start to spin. Before I could do anything about it, he made it through three violently-fast rotations and collapsed, going into a coma and dying about a week later. From then on I've done everything in my power to prevent children from engaging in activities that cause them to spin. Right now I'm lobbying against peewee figure skating.Spinning: Not even once.
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Jebdiahbob: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x284]Walkin' on sunshine with the angels
John Buck 41: theflatline: 'She was on the right track to go somewhere and be somebody'A wedding planner? Yeah, that's certainly a necessary occupation that no one could live without. Sorry she's dead but it's not like we could look into the future and know she was gonna cure cancer. All she would've wound up doing was making sure the farking icing on the cake matched the brides gown. Jesus.
Mentalenemasquad: thamike: Her grandfather attempted CPR until medics arrived.I laughed so hard at that. People are staring at me in the hotel lobby...
Dinjiin: The article notes that she was huffing Dust Off.
TheNameIs_Horace: [www.whatsondalian.com image 634x455]SMOKING HOT IS WHAT I'M TOLD! SMOKING HOT IS WHAT I EXPECT !
DerAppie: casual disregard: How am I the first[i118.photobucket.com image 466x551]Subby was the first. You just felt the need to make the same joke.
jiggitysmith: casual disregard: How am I the firstPretty sure subby had that covered already.
Spanky McStupid: theorellior: Huffing kills the brain cells that make you realize huffing is a bad idea. After while, all you do is huff, or think about huffing, or think about getting stuff to huff.Stick to pot, kids.No need to get all huffy about it.
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