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(KVAL Eugene)   After smoking hot teen dies from huffing, authorities publicize warning signs: gold paint around mouth, warriors T-shirt   (kval.com) divider line 85
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2013-12-21 12:54:11 PM
Hhmmm, huffing or marijuana?
Which would you like your child to use?

'Cause people love to and WILL get high.
 
2013-12-21 12:55:18 PM
Her grandfather attempted CPR until medics arrived.

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2013-12-21 01:43:35 PM

snocone: Hhmmm, huffing or marijuana?
Which would you like your child to use?

'Cause people love to and WILL get high.


But think of all the Funyuns that will die because of Marijuana use!

And the poor drug cops that won't be able to hassle people for no good reason!
 
2013-12-21 02:21:31 PM
Now on wide screen!
 
2013-12-21 02:22:26 PM
Huffing kills the brain cells that make you realize huffing is a bad idea. After while, all you do is huff, or think about huffing, or think about getting stuff to huff.

Stick to pot, kids.
 
2013-12-21 02:24:42 PM
legalize pot. from child hood, humans get their jolly s. we start by spinning wildly to dizzy ourselves. no one gets hurt that way. when you make people do more dangerous stuff, they tend to die off.
 
2013-12-21 02:25:46 PM
I heard she was walking on sunshine
 
2013-12-21 02:26:49 PM
Smoking hot? I don't know... she's more of a huffing hot type
 
2013-12-21 02:26:50 PM
BTW subby, she is NOT hot.

/anymore
 
2013-12-21 02:28:39 PM
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Looks like her mom was doing some huffing while pregnant
 
2013-12-21 02:29:17 PM
We lost a few in in my day in high school to PAM. They sprayed it in a bag, huffed, coated the lungs and suffocated on the spot.
 
2013-12-21 02:30:07 PM
Is this like the phantom menace of pat? his original prequel? dammit, you were supposed to bring balance to huffing!
 
2013-12-21 02:37:00 PM
post huffing tons
 
2013-12-21 02:38:35 PM

WTFDYW: BTW subby, she is NOT hot.

/anymore


It was only a week ago. She'll still be hot for a little while longer...
 
2013-12-21 02:39:35 PM
Really subby?  You submitted a hot/not hot deadchick thread a few days before Christmas?
 
2013-12-21 02:39:40 PM
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Woah what is going on up here?
 
2013-12-21 02:46:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: snocone: Hhmmm, huffing or marijuana?
Which would you like your child to use?

'Cause people love to and WILL get high.

But think of all the Funyuns that will die because of Marijuana use!

And the poor drug cops that won't be able to hassle people for no good reason!


Oh, trust me (hehe), they will find another reason.
 
2013-12-21 02:46:24 PM

theorellior: Huffing kills the brain cells that make you realize huffing is a bad idea. After while, all you do is huff, or think about huffing, or think about getting stuff to huff.

Stick to pot, kids.


No need to get all huffy about it.
 
2013-12-21 02:46:34 PM
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Walkin' on sunshine with the angels
 
2013-12-21 02:47:20 PM
do NOT name your kid Shayla.  I know 2 Shaylas and one Shelayna.  they are all druggie farkups.
 
2013-12-21 02:48:15 PM

thamike: Her grandfather attempted CPR until medics arrived.


I laughed so hard at that. People are staring at me in the hotel lobby...
 
2013-12-21 02:50:33 PM
'She was on the right track to go somewhere and be somebody'

It is easy enough to find weed, huffing is Darwin at work.
 
2013-12-21 02:52:17 PM

The Flexecutioner: do NOT name your kid Shayla.  I know 2 Shaylas and one Shelayna.  they are all druggie farkups.


Is Shalimar ok?  Because I really like that one.
 
2013-12-21 02:52:22 PM
How am I the first

i118.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-21 02:56:44 PM
Bah! These kids today with their fancy designer inhalants. When I was growing up all we had was model airplane glue AND WE LIKED IT!

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2013-12-21 02:56:48 PM
WTFDYW: legalize pot. from child hood, humans get their jolly s. we start by spinning wildly to dizzy ourselves. no one gets hurt that way. when you make people do more dangerous stuff, they tend to die off.

When I was about seven my younger cousin, Jeff, stayed with us for a few days one summer. We all did the usual kid things: tag, hide-and-seek, looked at the neighbor kid's pornography stash, etc. The day before he was supposed to go home we and a few neighborhood ruffians went to the playground, and had an absolute blast on the seesaw and slides and whatnot. Two ne'er-do-wells were off in a far corner falling all over and giggle their faces off. Jeff asked, "What are they doing?" "They're spinning," I told him. As I looked on I passingly said, "We don't do that stuff" but before I could even finish my sentence I notice Jeff start to spin. Before I could do anything about it, he made it through three violently-fast rotations and collapsed, going into a coma and dying about a week later. From then on I've done everything in my power to prevent children from engaging in activities that cause them to spin. Right now I'm lobbying against peewee figure skating.

Spinning: Not even once.
 
2013-12-21 02:58:51 PM

theflatline: 'She was on the right track to go somewhere and be somebody'


A wedding planner? Yeah, that's certainly a necessary occupation that no one could live without. Sorry she's dead but it's not like we could look into the future and know she was gonna cure cancer. All she would've wound up doing was making sure the farking icing on the cake matched the brides gown. Jesus.
 
2013-12-21 03:00:18 PM

casual disregard: How am I the first

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Subby was the first. You just felt the need to make the same joke.
 
2013-12-21 03:02:08 PM

ultraholland: WTFDYW: legalize pot. from child hood, humans get their jolly s. we start by spinning wildly to dizzy ourselves. no one gets hurt that way. when you make people do more dangerous stuff, they tend to die off.

When I was about seven my younger cousin, Jeff, stayed with us for a few days one summer. We all did the usual kid things: tag, hide-and-seek, looked at the neighbor kid's pornography stash, etc. The day before he was supposed to go home we and a few neighborhood ruffians went to the playground, and had an absolute blast on the seesaw and slides and whatnot. Two ne'er-do-wells were off in a far corner falling all over and giggle their faces off. Jeff asked, "What are they doing?" "They're spinning," I told him. As I looked on I passingly said, "We don't do that stuff" but before I could even finish my sentence I notice Jeff start to spin. Before I could do anything about it, he made it through three violently-fast rotations and collapsed, going into a coma and dying about a week later. From then on I've done everything in my power to prevent children from engaging in activities that cause them to spin. Right now I'm lobbying against peewee figure skating.

Spinning: Not even once.


Spinning is an entry drug to tickling.
The hard stuff!
 
2013-12-21 03:02:16 PM

casual disregard: How am I the first



Pretty sure subby had that covered already.
 
2013-12-21 03:03:30 PM

Jebdiahbob: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x284]

Walkin' on sunshine with the angels


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2013-12-21 03:04:49 PM
Don't look at me that way.
I have seen people scream, shake, rattle and roll worse than a seizure, wet themselves, (shh, and #2), and even have, (OMG) orgasms!
The hard stuff, indeed!
 
2013-12-21 03:06:12 PM

John Buck 41: theflatline: 'She was on the right track to go somewhere and be somebody'

A wedding planner? Yeah, that's certainly a necessary occupation that no one could live without. Sorry she's dead but it's not like we could look into the future and know she was gonna cure cancer. All she would've wound up doing was making sure the farking icing on the cake matched the brides gown. Jesus.


Exactly, I do not wish death on anyone, but huffing furniture polish ain't the best decision.
 
2013-12-21 03:07:49 PM
snocone: Spinning is an entry drug to tickling.

My uncle used to spin when he was a kid. Like clockwork he moved on to tickling. After entering the Catholic diocese he began molesting altar boys, and ruined an unknown number of lives. Destruction is the logical conclusion of spinning.
 
2013-12-21 03:08:28 PM

Jebdiahbob: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x284]

Walkin' on sunshine with the angels


Call me a sick fark but I had the biggest crush on her after I watched that.  That was my dream girl.  Your post had me scared she had passed away. But I used my google-fu and found she's alive and well (kinda).She beefed up and dyed her hair and is surprisingly coherent.    I no longer have any desire to be with her.
 
2013-12-21 03:09:18 PM
The article notes that she was huffing Dust Off.  I buy the stuff at Costco, and the packaging is covered in warnings about huffing.  Same with the cans themselves.  They've also added a bitterant to the formula in the past 2 years which is nasty as fark.  I now clean parts outdoors as the bitterant can stink up a room very quickly.

I can only imagine how harsh of a high she was getting before she died.
 
2013-12-21 03:09:49 PM

Mentalenemasquad: thamike: Her grandfather attempted CPR until medics arrived.

I laughed so hard at that. People are staring at me in the hotel lobby...


Quick! Shut the monitor or we're all going to hell.
 
2013-12-21 03:12:47 PM
Anyone click on the links at the bottom of the article to some of those other news stories?  There are some messed up things going on in Oregon.

/not that I should talk, I live in Texas.
 
2013-12-21 03:13:40 PM

Dinjiin: The article notes that she was huffing Dust Off.


That's because:

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"Hello, I represent DustBusters.  We hear you're doing a piece on that little girl who huffed DustOff until she died.
That's DUSTOFF.  Not DustBusters."
 
2013-12-21 03:14:37 PM
I figured with a headline like that she was huffing gasoline.  A friend of my brother's was doing that with 2 other people, and they lit a cigarette up.
 
2013-12-21 03:19:45 PM
Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have something to do, all the kids wanna sniff some glue, all the kids wanna have something to do!
 
2013-12-21 03:22:39 PM
FTFA: 'She was on the right track to go somewhere and be somebody'

They provided absolutely no evidence that she was going to go somewhere and be somebody.  They gave a generic description of some loser who live with their parents, went to community college for some generic quasi-creative job, and was likely to hold employment as a customer service representative in the very near future.  I know dozens of these people and in the 30 years they've had a chance to go somewhere there is a success rate of somewhere around 20%.  That's if you count "joining the military" as going somewhere.
 
2013-12-21 03:24:18 PM
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SMOKING HOT IS WHAT I'M TOLD! SMOKING HOT IS WHAT I EXPECT !
 
2013-12-21 03:30:01 PM
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2013-12-21 03:35:03 PM
Of all the drugs these kiddos get to choose from today and she goes with paint?  Ok then.
 
2013-12-21 03:36:38 PM

WTFDYW: BTW subby, she is NOT hot.

/anymore


Room temperature at best.

TheNameIs_Horace: [www.whatsondalian.com image 634x455]

SMOKING HOT IS WHAT I'M TOLD! SMOKING HOT IS WHAT I EXPECT !


My god, she's melting.  Wait, is that a mask?  I choose to believe that's a mask because I can see what my brain insists is the edge of the mask on her neck.
 
2013-12-21 03:36:49 PM
Hotty? Paint? Warrior?

obligatory
 
2013-12-21 03:37:08 PM

DerAppie: casual disregard: How am I the first

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Subby was the first. You just felt the need to make the same joke.


jiggitysmith: casual disregard: How am I the first


Pretty sure subby had that covered already.


Yes, I am new to Fark, why do you ask?

/sigh...
 
2013-12-21 03:50:47 PM
You guys are slipping.


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2013-12-21 03:55:52 PM
The stuff in dusting gas is a fluorocarbon that leaves no residue because that would fry your laptop or anything else you sprayed it on. She just held the can upside down and it sprayed pure liquid down her lungs which caused bronchospasm and she died from that or laryngospasm or both.
 
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