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(Washington Times)   Alligators are becoming the new pit bulls   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 37
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2013-12-21 11:22:01 AM
This is a Croc and time is ticking . . .
 
2013-12-21 12:03:39 PM
Unless the dealers are conducting business in a pond or body of water, gators are pretty much useless.

Sneak attack masters, not stand up fighters.
 
2013-12-21 12:40:03 PM
A 3-foot American alligator in a walk-in closet snapped and hissed at officers as they forced their way through a bedroom door.

Meh. 3 foot is a pet. I'll start getting worried at 5-6 feet.
 
2013-12-21 01:30:47 PM
These are the greatest animals ever. only bad owners can cause them to become killers.

/amidoinitright?
 
2013-12-21 01:31:47 PM
Alligators are gentle loving creatures unfairly demonized by idiots as a result of a few bad alligator owners?
 
2013-12-21 03:16:50 PM
The article said the gator was guarding 5 oz of weed....
 
2013-12-21 03:17:55 PM
In that we're going to see pictures of lovable but tough looking alligators on Facebook with little tales of how they saved a child and don't believe the anti-gator hype?
 
2013-12-21 03:18:32 PM
About 1/4 of their mobile site real estate was taken up by immovable, useless menus.
 
2013-12-21 03:18:39 PM
westliberty.edu
Approves
 
2013-12-21 03:19:35 PM
The Reptile of Peace
 
2013-12-21 03:20:38 PM
Just feet away from the angry gator, officers found 5 ounces of marijuana, police said.

5 ounces?   Thats their big drug bust?  fark these people.  Waste of how many thousands of tax dollars?
 
2013-12-21 03:21:03 PM
So, you mean people are panicking over an animal that very rarely attacks humans?

/Seriously, gators won't try to hurt you if you're not tiny
//Don't be tiny around a gator
//Crocodiles are a WHOLE nother thing.
 
2013-12-21 03:23:51 PM
Next thing you know you won't be allowed to bring them on an airplane with a leash.
 
2013-12-21 03:24:55 PM
Pffft! Amateurs
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2013-12-21 03:25:27 PM
I thought hyenas were the new pit bulls.
 
2013-12-21 03:27:06 PM
Would you get a load of them snappers?

/obscure?
 
2013-12-21 03:28:21 PM

mbillips: So, you mean people are panicking over an animal that very rarely attacks humans?

/Seriously, gators won't try to hurt you if you're not tiny
//Don't be tiny around a gator
//Crocodiles are a WHOLE nother thing.


There was a gator near my grandparents condo that would attack cars.  It bit the tires and scared the bejeezus out of people.  It wouldn't bother anyone while they were changing tires, just when they came in through the gate.  They tried relocating that thing three times before they finally managed to get rid of it.
 
2013-12-21 03:30:07 PM
great, another breed that won't get adopted because of negative stereotypes.
 
2013-12-21 03:30:39 PM

mike_d85: mbillips: So, you mean people are panicking over an animal that very rarely attacks humans?

/Seriously, gators won't try to hurt you if you're not tiny
//Don't be tiny around a gator
//Crocodiles are a WHOLE nother thing.

There was a gator near my grandparents condo that would attack cars.  It bit the tires and scared the bejeezus out of people.  It wouldn't bother anyone while they were changing tires, just when they came in through the gate.  They tried relocating that thing three times before they finally managed to get rid of it.


Hey, gators get mental illnesses, too. Not what you'd call typical gator behavior.
 
2013-12-21 03:34:55 PM
Sonny Crockett was doing this 30 years ago.
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2013-12-21 03:36:52 PM
That gator needs some kind of bling!  Or swag, or whatever the kids call it these days.
 
2013-12-21 03:38:58 PM
Just wait until parrots are the new fad. Arrests and convictions will be through the roof.
 
2013-12-21 03:40:22 PM

edmo: These are the greatest animals ever. only bad owners can cause them to become killers.

/amidoinitright?


No, doing it all wrong. Alligators aren't domesticated. They haven't been genetically engineered by people over millennia to be human companions.
 
2013-12-21 03:42:57 PM
So they show you their favorite toy, run in a circle so you can see how fast they are, then roll over for a belly scratch?
 
2013-12-21 03:47:08 PM
So, since they are being kept indoors to guard the drugs, that would make them... interior crocodile alligators.
 
2013-12-21 03:53:45 PM

Stone Meadow: Would you get a load of them snappers?

/obscure?


Guilty pleasure.  DeVito chewed the scenery to bits.

"That was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible! "
 
2013-12-21 04:09:56 PM

Son of Thunder: Stone Meadow: Would you get a load of them snappers?

/obscure?

Guilty pleasure.  DeVito chewed the scenery to bits.

"That was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible! "


That works...but I was thinking more of the scene on the yacht in Romancing the Stone, where DeVito and his half-wit brother kept the alligators.
 
2013-12-21 04:17:59 PM
No, doing it all wrong. Alligators aren't domesticated. They haven't been genetically engineered by people over millennia to be human companions.

Give us a few years, I'm working on the soft petable angle right now. We have another dude working on the attitude gene.
 
2013-12-21 04:22:35 PM
I knew the time would come to break out the alligator polos again. I will start with this one: img.fark.net
 
2013-12-21 04:33:09 PM
This reminds me of the punch-line of an old Flip Wilson joke:

Guy who just lost his dog in a dog-fight: "What kind of dog is that anyway?"
Kid: "Well, before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow, he was an alligator."
 
2013-12-21 04:37:21 PM

Stone Meadow: Son of Thunder: Stone Meadow: Would you get a load of them snappers?

/obscure?

Guilty pleasure.  DeVito chewed the scenery to bits.

"That was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible! "

That works...but I was thinking more of the scene on the yacht in Romancing the Stone, where DeVito and his half-wit brother kept the alligators.


Well yeah.  I was just quoting another line from the same movie to show my positive regard for the movie.
 
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2013-12-21 04:39:50 PM

jtown: So they show you their favorite toy, run in a circle so you can see how fast they are, then roll over for a belly scratch?


Mine does. Doesn't yours?

/There might be your problem. Just sayin'
 
2013-12-21 04:54:20 PM
"Breaking Fad" has to be the worst real headline in the history of journalism.
 
2013-12-21 04:56:59 PM

Son of Thunder: Stone Meadow: Son of Thunder: Stone Meadow: Would you get a load of them snappers?

/obscure?

Guilty pleasure.  DeVito chewed the scenery to bits.

"That was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible! "

That works...but I was thinking more of the scene on the yacht in Romancing the Stone, where DeVito and his half-wit brother kept the alligators.

Well yeah.  I was just quoting another line from the same movie to show my positive regard for the movie.


D'oh! I was thinking you referred to a different movie. I'll go sit in the corner now... ;^)
 
2013-12-21 07:30:20 PM

Stone Meadow: Would you get a load of them snappers?

/obscure?


Oh, please, Ira.
 
2013-12-21 07:50:48 PM

T.rex: Sonny Crockett was doing this 30 years ago.
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Took 20 posts to finally get this?  Lt. Castillo is not impressed.

// -50 for no Miami Vice ref in headline.  Another -50 for just copying headline from article.  Seriously, is that all it takes to get a greenlight now?
 
2013-12-22 04:44:04 AM
Amused.

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