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(The Raw Story)   America's favorite sheriff loses yet another lawsuit over false arrests, to the tune of $3.75 million. For those keeping track at home, Maricopa County has had to pay out nearly $17 million since Joe took office   (rawstory.com) divider line 16
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2013-12-21 02:01:56 PM  
7 votes:
doglover:

Who says scion? Are you Terry Brooks?

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You can tell he's not Terry Brooks because his name isn't Esherwideleanifligarian Nehehefonoporios of the old line of Widosligonaria, come to us by way of the Shehestipushilinohonorian mountains.
2013-12-21 06:00:11 PM  
2 votes:

barneyfifesbullet: That's baby shiat compared to siccing the IRS and NSA on your political opponents.


I'd be happier if he'd start sending his political opponents to the FEMA death camps you lunatic righties have been furiously masturbating about since the 1990s.  Once all you Glenn Beck-felching teatards are executed, people with IQ's higher than room temperature can start fixing all the shiat that's been broken by the cousin-humping brigade over the last few decades...
m00
2013-12-21 02:03:28 PM  
2 votes:
Sure, but violating civil liberties and abusing citizens is priceless.
2013-12-21 12:13:04 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-12-21 05:24:15 PM  
1 votes:
I'm also apparently baffled as to how to quote folks on my phone. That went horribly.
2013-12-21 03:06:59 PM  
1 votes:

redmid17: What is this, amateur hour?

CPD and Chicago have paid out over $100 million since 2010.


Oh, well that makes it all better
2013-12-21 02:49:30 PM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Saborlas: And yet this will be forgotten come election time. Because electing anyone else to the position means that racists can't fap to minorities being mistreated.

Gonna need either a fed-up federal judge or the Grim Reaper to get him outta that office.

A smart challenger for the office would play up those lawsuits as wasteful government spending and an unfair burden on the taxpayers.

Trabaggers may hate minorities, but they hate taxes and government spending too. It would be interesting to see which one would win out.


A Teabegger challenger would say "he's given $17 million to brown people!!! TRAITOR!!!"
2013-12-21 02:22:27 PM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Saborlas: And yet this will be forgotten come election time. Because electing anyone else to the position means that racists can't fap to minorities being mistreated.

Gonna need either a fed-up federal judge or the Grim Reaper to get him outta that office.

A smart challenger for the office would play up those lawsuits as wasteful government spending and an unfair burden on the taxpayers.

Trabaggers may hate minorities, but they hate taxes and government spending too. It would be interesting to see which one would win out.


Their little brains might implode.
2013-12-21 02:07:25 PM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Saborlas: And yet this will be forgotten come election time. Because electing anyone else to the position means that racists can't fap to minorities being mistreated.

Gonna need either a fed-up federal judge or the Grim Reaper to get him outta that office.

A smart challenger for the office would play up those lawsuits as wasteful government spending and an unfair burden on the taxpayers.

Trabaggers may hate minorities, but they hate taxes and government spending too. It would be interesting to see which one would win out.


Are these judgements for actions against good, white, chritstian converative residents? Or minorities and the dirty liberal lapdogs? If the latter, that will be viewed by most of his backers as good legitimate spending.

The best thing I can say about electing police is that it isn't quite as retarded as electing judges.
2013-12-21 01:59:55 PM  
1 votes:
But...but...he's saving us so much money by getting rid of the brown people!
2013-12-21 11:42:09 AM  
1 votes:
The party of fiscal responsibility isn't particularly interested in fiscal responsibility.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-21 11:35:19 AM  
1 votes:
Less than $5 per resident. Maybe $20 per person who voted for him. He's been in office for a long time. Would you pay $1 per year in return for police smiting evildoers, whatever your personal definition of evildoer is? Better entertainment value than a movie.
2013-12-21 11:26:12 AM  
1 votes:

BizarreMan: I'm going to say something really profound.  People are STUPID when it comes to how they respond to their elected officials.

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Small Mississippi town where I live had the same sheriff since the 60's.  He was a local institution, util he got in the middle of an altercation between the scion of a prominent local family and the the Feds.  Committed perjury, bribery, attempted bribery, witness tampering.  All to provide cover for the scion who was busted in DC with an Uzi in his car.

Anyway, he ended up pleading guilty because a white southern sheriff couldn't get a fair trial in Washington DC.  While he was waiting sentencing he was re-elected to the office.

Anyway, as he's going away to Florida prison camp for 18 months, the local population was wailing and gnashing their teeth because what would they do without the man who had protected them for so many years.

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Who says scion? Are you Terry Brooks?

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2013-12-21 11:19:17 AM  
1 votes:
I'm going to say something really profound.  People are STUPID when it comes to how they respond to their elected officials.

[nscsb]
Small Mississippi town where I live had the same sheriff since the 60's.  He was a local institution, util he got in the middle of an altercation between the scion of a prominent local family and the the Feds.  Committed perjury, bribery, attempted bribery, witness tampering.  All to provide cover for the scion who was busted in DC with an Uzi in his car.

Anyway, he ended up pleading guilty because a white southern sheriff couldn't get a fair trial in Washington DC.  While he was waiting sentencing he was re-elected to the office.

Anyway, as he's going away to Florida prison camp for 18 months, the local population was wailing and gnashing their teeth because what would they do without the man who had protected them for so many years.

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2013-12-21 11:19:06 AM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Saborlas: And yet this will be forgotten come election time. Because electing anyone else to the position means that racists can't fap to minorities being mistreated.

Gonna need either a fed-up federal judge or the Grim Reaper to get him outta that office.

A smart challenger for the office would play up those lawsuits as wasteful government spending and an unfair burden on the taxpayers.

Trabaggers may hate minorities, but they hate taxes and government spending too. It would be interesting to see which one would win out.


Teabaggers won't care about this, though, because Sherrif Joe's Tough On Crime, and he sure does deal with those brown people in a way they like.  The judgment against him are lie-brul socialists who work for Fartbongo and want our country overrun by illegal immigrants who'll come here to try to knock up your daughter to make an anchor baby.

In short, the racism of the Tea Party trumps any of the other stuff they claim to care about.
2013-12-21 11:07:24 AM  
1 votes:
And yet this will be forgotten come election time. Because electing anyone else to the position means that racists can't fap to minorities being mistreated.

Gonna need either a fed-up federal judge or the Grim Reaper to get him outta that office.
 
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