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(Huffington Post)   "Danica...put down the protein shake and step away from the Nautilus machine and no one will get hurt"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 37
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2013-12-21 12:12:24 PM
Even with the muscle suit, she's still hotter than most "fashion" models.
 
2013-12-21 12:12:30 PM
They're going about this all wrong. They need to just get her naked and the rest will take care of itself.
 
2013-12-21 12:16:18 PM
Body-building Danica? Great... now with even less boobs.
 
2013-12-21 12:17:49 PM
Yuck!  That makes Little Willie want to hide.
 
2013-12-21 12:44:43 PM

Laobaojun: Even with the muscle suit, she's still hotter than most "fashion" models.


She won't bang you ... you can stop now
 
2013-12-21 12:47:09 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: Laobaojun: Even with the muscle suit, she's still hotter than most "fashion" models.

She won't bang you ... you can stop now


Yeah, her boyfriend will whine about you all day if you keep stalking her like that!
 
2013-12-21 12:59:53 PM

ClavellBCMI: veedeevadeevoodee: Laobaojun: Even with the muscle suit, she's still hotter than most "fashion" models.

She won't bang you ... you can stop now

Yeah, her boyfriend will whine about you all day if you keep stalking her like that!


Y'all got it backwards.  Any excuse to slam the fashion industry is a good excuse to slam the fashion industry.
 
2013-12-21 01:06:56 PM
 
2013-12-21 01:09:30 PM
Is the protein shake named, "20,000 Leagues"?
 
2013-12-21 01:13:42 PM
Clenis?
 
2013-12-21 01:23:51 PM
She was already unattractive.

So the suit doesn't matter.
 
2013-12-21 01:35:19 PM
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2013-12-21 01:37:24 PM

zamboni: zimbomba63: Yuck!  That makes Little Willie want to hide.

'Cos little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't - go home

/y'all can thank me for the earbug later


No problem, hated that song when it came out, so it won't affect me.
 
2013-12-21 01:40:30 PM

WinoRhino: Body-building Danica? Great... now with even less boobs.


yeah, but she could rip your cock off.
 
2013-12-21 01:48:07 PM
 
2013-12-21 02:02:51 PM

Laobaojun: Even with the muscle suit, she's still hotter than most "fashion" models.


What 'fashion' models are you looking at because she's not even hotter than most women in our local bars.

Can't stand a person who can't laugh at themselves and after that awards show she seems like a massive coont.
 
2013-12-21 02:54:31 PM
Caught her on Chopped awhile ago. Seemed all hyper focused and weird.
 
2013-12-21 03:03:30 PM
I like how all the roided out guys are running on that commercial. Guys with that much muscle mass get winded after about 100m.
 
2013-12-21 03:04:21 PM
Why are stories about the 27th place NASCAR driver on the Sports tab?
 
2013-12-21 03:06:30 PM
If not for her 10 year old boy body, she'd be a butterface.

Howaboutno.jpg
 
2013-12-21 03:26:30 PM

PowerSlacker: Why are stories about the 27th place NASCAR driver on the Sports tab?


Because vagina.
 
2013-12-21 03:31:32 PM
This looks shopped.  I can tell from some of the nipples, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
 
2013-12-21 05:36:31 PM

PowerSlacker: Why are stories about the 27th place NASCAR driver on the Sports tab?


Because it rained too much to burn down Jeremy Mayfield's house.
 
2013-12-21 06:42:47 PM
Nautilus machine?  I'm not really old enough to remember those and I'm 50.
 
2013-12-21 07:16:27 PM

rickythepenguin: Jay Mohr at the NASCAR awards a few weeks ago.....watch him roast Danica and how well she rolls with the jokes.


What a down coont.
 
2013-12-21 07:37:34 PM
Seeing all the "no rack" comments on Danica, this might be an improvement.

If this leads to Brian France getting fed his freshly-ripped scrotum, I will invest in GNC.
 
2013-12-21 10:09:12 PM

Laobaojun: Even with the muscle suit, she's still hotter than most "fashion" models.


except that the muscle suit doesn't have boobs
 
2013-12-21 10:18:43 PM

MFAWG: Clenis?


GoClenis.com
 
2013-12-21 10:28:03 PM
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2013-12-21 10:38:04 PM

PowerSlacker: Why are stories about the 27th place NASCAR driver on the Sports tab?


I'm sorry, you seem to be confusing this with some sort of news site.  It's explicitly not that.
 
2013-12-21 10:50:05 PM

meanmutton: PowerSlacker: Why are stories about the 27th place NASCAR driver on the Sports tab?

I'm sorry, you seem to be confusing this with some sort of news site.  It's explicitly not that.


Au contraire, mon frere!

It's "real news. real funny."

OK, so maybe it's not that, exactly.
 
2013-12-22 12:20:27 AM

rickythepenguin: Jay Mohr at the NASCAR awards a few weeks ago.....watch him roast Danica and how well she rolls with the jokes.


Well, no one laughs at Jay Mohr, anyway...

/Well, at least not his jokes...
 
2013-12-22 12:32:02 AM
She wasn't attractive before and she sure as hell isn't now.
 
2013-12-22 05:24:57 AM

Big_Doofus: She wasn't attractive before and she sure as hell isn't now.


But all these nerds here declare her hotter than any fashion model!!!!????? How can that be!?

Because nerds rarely see women and think anything remotely female that's shorter than them is acquirable for them, they have a perception/reality concept issue.

She's not even hot for the local bar scene.
 
2013-12-22 08:12:00 AM
If she weren't attractive, no one would know who she was because SHE WOULDN'T HAVE THE JOB SHE HAS.  The woman is 99% marketing hype.  (half of our economy is propped up by marketing hype FWIW)

Gotta love all the studman69s coming out of the woodwork to say how unattractive she is.  If she weren't good-looking, she wouldn't be hawking a shiatty product in a bikini on television.
 
2013-12-22 08:45:44 AM

Big_Doofus: She wasn't attractive before and she sure as hell isn't now.


opreme.com

So gross
 
2013-12-22 09:16:04 AM

SquiggsIN: If she weren't attractive, no one would know who she was because SHE WOULDN'T HAVE THE JOB SHE HAS.  The woman is 99% marketing hype.  (half of our economy is propped up by marketing hype FWIW)

Gotta love all the studman69s coming out of the woodwork to say how unattractive she is.  If she weren't good-looking, she wouldn't be hawking a shiatty product in a bikini on television.


Sarah palin defies your theory. Plenty of hosebeasts get jobs selling crap on tv. Just because some shiathead puts a bikini on a woman does not make her hot.
 
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