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(News 13 Orlando)   The earth hungers for more, starts swallowing up the most tasty state again   (mynews13.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, Longwood, sinkholes  
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2013-12-21 10:25:24 AM
You know who else hungered?
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2013-12-21 11:06:54 AM
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2013-12-21 11:07:09 AM

me texan: You know who else hungered?
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2013-12-21 11:07:28 AM
So, the earth is hungry for something shaped like a dick?
 
2013-12-21 11:07:43 AM
I wish my house would get swallowed up by a sinkhole, that would solve a lot of problems.
 
2013-12-21 11:09:41 AM

SpdrJay: So, the earth is hungry for something shaped like a dick?


You know who else swallows?
 
2013-12-21 11:12:20 AM
That sink hole is a fracking problem.
 
2013-12-21 11:20:58 AM

me texan: You know who else hungered?
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And this is exactly the reason why I popped into this thread.  Nicely done.
 
2013-12-21 11:23:12 AM

me texan: You know who else hungered?


OMG I just got a flashback. That game freaked me out so bad when I first played it.
 
2013-12-21 11:28:24 AM
I spent my first 20+ years growing up in a city in N. Central FL called Sparr (Its Tiny.  1 flashing red light, thats it.)   My bedroom developed a sink hole under it when I was 5 or 6.  I thought it was cool, I could go and play in it.   My dad told me to stop and called his homeowners insurance to have them start the process of fixing it.

12 cement trucks full of concrete later, it was finally fixed.

We were convinced there'd never be another sink hole on that piece of land ever again.    Soon as we moved out of it, my dad noticed 2 more opening up about 100 feet from where that first one was filled.

The shame of it all is the house is up for sale at a steal of a price.   We just know that its going to be eaten one day by sink holes.
 
2013-12-21 11:36:33 AM

SpdrJay: So, the earth is hungry for something shaped like a dick?



Florida tastes like an orange, and Mother Earth loves fruit flavors.
 
2013-12-21 12:04:45 PM

Third Day Mark: I thought it was cool, I could go and play in it.


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2013-12-21 12:13:26 PM
OMNOM-NOM (or however that goes)
 
2013-12-21 12:15:56 PM
Wow, that was such an interesting and well written article.
 
2013-12-21 12:18:49 PM
I had a dog named Tiny Sparr, and that mutt could chew furniture!    He could suck down a gawwdam bedroom suite and 5 or 6 end tables.  I thought it was cool.  I would feed him the pillow fort that I played in.  My dad told me to stop and called the vet, it turned out his furniture gnawing was a product of his having tiny testicles rattling around in a huge ballsack.

12 cement trucks full of concrete later, he was finally fixed.

We were convinced he would never eat another chifferobe.  We moved out and gave him to the neighbors, and my dad noticed 2 more grudenzas with toothmarks about 100 feet away.

The shame of it all is the dog is a great watchdog.  We just know that the armoire is going to be eaten one day by it.
 
2013-12-21 12:21:02 PM
Ya know, with this being a common thing going on, you would think the state would hire some daredevil cavers (spelunkers?) to go map the under ground cave system and find the weak areas to declare potential warning spots.
 
2013-12-21 12:36:38 PM
must suck to be the homeowners. ordered out on nothing more than a noise. i hope they get to go back in and get all their stuff out.
 
2013-12-21 12:55:25 PM
That sucks...
 
2013-12-21 01:08:37 PM
The earth hungers for Longwood.
 
2013-12-21 01:26:50 PM
Florida needs to get serious on desalinization efforts so they can stop pulling water out of the ground.
 
2013-12-21 02:57:40 PM

Ambivalence: me texan: You know who else hungered?

OMG I just got a flashback. That game freaked me out so bad when I first played it.





RUN, COWARD!
The Weeners from Tuco pretty much sums it up for me...
 
2013-12-21 02:59:30 PM
Ugh - happy holidays, Fark filters.
 
2013-12-21 03:37:53 PM

Stoker: Ya know, with this being a common thing going on, you would think the state would hire some daredevil cavers (spelunkers?) to go map the under ground cave system and find the weak areas to declare potential warning spots.


They're full of water. The water table under most of central and southern Florida is only a few feet down. Most of the State is soft limestone as far as I know. That dissolves in water. I could see the whole state becoming a series of islands in a few thousand years, like the rest of the Keys.
 
2013-12-21 04:57:37 PM
So one time our family was lucky enough to have Rosanne Barr over for a family picnic.  She sat down on the couch and broke three legs off of it.  Not only that, the whole floor came out of kilter, and we had to call in a local contractor to take care of the damage.

12 cement trucks full of concrete later, it was finally fixed.

Moral of the story... make Rosanne Barr sit out on the freakin' patio.

The shame of it all is she's a pretty nice person and has awesome stories.
 
2013-12-22 01:00:51 PM

texdent: me texan: You know who else hungered?
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Wouldn't devouring Florida give Galactus heartburn? So much Derp to digest...
 
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