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(Page Six)   Could it be that their 15 minutes are up? Is our long national nightmare over? Along with their ratings being in the toilet, magazine covers with any of the Kardashians on the cover aren't selling   (pagesix.com) divider line 52
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2013-12-21 03:21:59 AM  
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2013-12-21 06:41:01 AM  
It's a Christmas miracle....
 
2013-12-21 07:55:04 AM  
New sex tape arriving in 3...2...
 
2013-12-21 08:49:27 AM  

MmmmBacon: New sex tape arriving in 3...2...


Or based off the way DD is going, expect them to say something about teh homoghey.
 
2013-12-21 09:09:35 AM  

enry: MmmmBacon: New sex tape arriving in 3...2...

Or based off the way DD is going, expect them to say something about teh homoghey.


I'm expecting one of them getting knocke up or faking it.
 
2013-12-21 09:24:56 AM  
Whatever. When the masses get sick of them it will be a new bunch of maggots they will follow.


Our culture demands its mindless drivel.
 
2013-12-21 09:36:19 AM  
It was Bound 2 happen
 
2013-12-21 09:43:17 AM  
Does this mean we can launch them into the sun now?  Because they need launching into the sun.
 
2013-12-21 09:50:52 AM  
And not a day too soon.
 
2013-12-21 09:51:49 AM  

FarkinHostile: Whatever. When the masses get sick of them it will be a new bunch of maggots they will follow.


Our culture demands its mindless drivel.


Dis
 
2013-12-21 09:51:52 AM  
And Kim Kardashian's agent contemplates a world without her in it:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-21 09:56:41 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean we can launch them into the sun now?  Because they need launching into the sun.


Lt. Cheese Weasel?:
images.sodahead.com

The result would be the same.
 
2013-12-21 09:58:46 AM  
No thanks to FARK, where anything with the word Kardashian in it is an automatic greenlight.

memecrunch.com
 
2013-12-21 10:01:54 AM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-21 10:15:21 AM  
Kim got her meal ticket. She doesn't care anymore. Shes got kayne for 18 years.
 
2013-12-21 10:20:08 AM  

dwade: Kim got her meal ticket. She doesn't care anymore. Shes got kayne for 18 years.


and the he finds out the kid wasn't his?
 
2013-12-21 10:27:14 AM  
According to Wikipedia, Kris Jenner's talk show was also canceled. Hooray!
 
2013-12-21 10:37:37 AM  
Even the Paris Hilton hype eventually calmed down. I don't mind hearing about them, just not all the farking time. Same goes for Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga, though more so for Beiber. I will be glad when I finally don't hear constant updates about every little thing he does.
 
2013-12-21 10:47:26 AM  
And there was much rejoicing!
 
2013-12-21 10:53:44 AM  
"I think it's because Kanye West is so nasty and aggressive. People don't like him," the publisher said. "It's rubbed off on Kim. It's rubbed off on the whole family."

That isn't it, though farking over Kanye as well is a pleasant bonus.
 
2013-12-21 11:05:25 AM  
Although I can barely resist jumping for joy at this news?

I wonder what toilet scum will arise from the wreckage of the Kardashians to divert our national attention from more important issues.
 
2013-12-21 11:07:14 AM  
Hopefully when the "where are they now?" articles come out in 2024 we'll discover they're turning tricks for smokes at a truck stop in Liberal, Kansas.
 
2013-12-21 11:07:28 AM  

The Evil Home Brewer: Although I can barely resist jumping for joy at this news?

I wonder what toilet scum will arise from the wreckage of the Kardashians to divert our national attention from more important issues.


The first person to release a sex tape of them bedding someone famous.
 
2013-12-21 11:17:45 AM  
It would be great if they would all die horrible deaths.

And soon.
 
2013-12-21 11:23:47 AM  

italie: dwade: Kim got her meal ticket. She doesn't care anymore. Shes got kayne for 18 years.

and the he finds out the kid wasn't his?


Hey, I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
 
2013-12-21 11:33:24 AM  
It took the population long enough. Of course, these are the same people that watched American Idol and will vote for Hillary in 2016, so they are a little slow.
 
2013-12-21 11:54:31 AM  
Until Kendall Jenner does a sex tape.
 
2013-12-21 11:55:13 AM  
Nah....just wait.

My guess is they've only *begun* to attention whore.
 
2013-12-21 12:22:49 PM  
They just went on an epic quest to drop her engagement ring in Mount Ngauruhoe. They will be back.
 
2013-12-21 12:30:42 PM  
No more of the Kim Kardashian Klan?
img.fark.net

Just wait till next week when the xmas sex tape of Kylie and Jaden smith gets released leaked by Kris. There's two more that can be whored out to keep this going.
 
2013-12-21 12:55:01 PM  
I predict that the baby will be kidnapped. It will be the Limburger baby all over again.
 
2013-12-21 01:08:56 PM  

soupafi: Until Kendall Jenner does a sex tape.


where can i pre-order a copy of that?

because DAYUM.

assets-s3.usmagazine.com
 
2013-12-21 01:33:20 PM  

lovefirststool: I predict that the baby will be kidnapped. It will be the Limburger baby all over again.


Except no one will do anything as the kid will be better off with the kidnappers.
 
2013-12-21 01:48:02 PM  

theorellior: Hopefully when the "where are they now?" articles come out in 2024 we'll discover they're turning tricks for smokes at a truck stop in Liberal, Kansas.


Including Kanye. But he'll claim it's an artistic statement.
 
2013-12-21 01:57:07 PM  

ambercat: theorellior: Hopefully when the "where are they now?" articles come out in 2024 we'll discover they're turning tricks for smokes at a truck stop in Liberal, Kansas.

Including Kanye. But he'll claim it's an artistic statement.



"Don't worry, stud... Imma let you finish... right here."

static.guim.co.uk

 
2013-12-21 02:20:23 PM  

lovefirststool: I predict that the baby will be kidnapped. It will be the Limburger baby all over again.


That stinks!
 
2013-12-21 02:57:58 PM  
This couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of oxygen wasting, skin covered bags of shiate.
 
2013-12-21 04:18:54 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean we can launch them into the sun now?  Because they need launching into the sun.


For once you and I couldn't agree more.  Cheers to launching them into the sun.
 
2013-12-21 04:26:50 PM  

frepnog: soupafi: Until Kendall Jenner does a sex tape.

where can i pre-order a copy of that?

because DAYUM.

[assets-s3.usmagazine.com image 467x689]


Have you never had a girl that hot?  Really?   She's pretty hot but, dude, that isnt hard to get.
 
2013-12-21 04:40:26 PM  

theorellior: Hopefully when the "where are they now?" articles come out in 2024 we'll discover they're turning tricks for smokes at a truck stop in Liberal, Kansas.


Why would you inflict THEM on those poor, unsuspecting truckers??? Do you hate truckers THAT much???
 
2013-12-21 04:51:09 PM  

FrancoFile: And there was much rejoicing!


The peasants are yummy you know..
 
2013-12-21 05:30:24 PM  

DirkValentine: frepnog: soupafi: Until Kendall Jenner does a sex tape.

where can i pre-order a copy of that?

because DAYUM.

[assets-s3.usmagazine.com image 467x689]

Have you never had a girl that hot?  Really?   She's pretty hot but, dude, that isnt hard to get.


Maybe there's a sort of special appeal in a Kardashian who doesn't have that plastic surgery look going on. Yet.
 
2013-12-21 05:41:56 PM  

milkyshirt: DirkValentine: frepnog: soupafi: Until Kendall Jenner does a sex tape.

where can i pre-order a copy of that?

because DAYUM.

[assets-s3.usmagazine.com image 467x689]

Have you never had a girl that hot?  Really?   She's pretty hot but, dude, that isnt hard to get.

Maybe there's a sort of special appeal in a Kardashian who doesn't have that plastic surgery look going on. Yet.


Does it involve a serious mental disease?
 
2013-12-21 06:04:09 PM  

MmmmBacon: New sex tape arriving in 3...2...


At this rate probably staring Kendal and Harry Styles.

/I'd watch it for Harry
//Sorry not sorry

Deadite: No more of the Kim Kardashian Klan?
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Just wait till next week when the xmas sex tape of Kylie and Jaden smith gets released leaked by Kris. There's two more that can be whored out to keep this going.


You're slipping she's already moved onto a douchier guy... Justin Bieber. Kris must be working over time these days. So if it's still going on in 2 years expect a Kylie/Justin Bieber sex tape.

/You didn't want that lunch did you?
//Just think of the weight you'll lose.
///This is one celeb sex tape I'd skip. I'm not into lesbian porn.
 
2013-12-21 06:57:14 PM  
Not worth a comment.
 
2013-12-21 07:54:33 PM  
Are people figuring out that these people have no reason for being famous?
 
2013-12-21 07:57:34 PM  
Consider this:

Big Brother in the UK was dropped by one of the main channels and switched to a lesser channel.
The Saturday night show X-Factor in the UK is losing viewers quite heavily.

My own theory is that "reality" TV/news is dying because everyone knows that it's manipulated by now, that it's not really "reality", and also because producers are running out of ideas.

We'll still have celebrity gossip about Beyonce and Britney, but these famous-for-being-famous people are going to fade away.
 
2013-12-21 08:47:03 PM  
"Fame is a fickle friend, Harry."
 
2013-12-21 10:24:57 PM  

DirkValentine: frepnog: soupafi: Until Kendall Jenner does a sex tape.

where can i pre-order a copy of that?

because DAYUM.

[assets-s3.usmagazine.com image 467x689]

Have you never had a girl that hot?  Really?   She's pretty hot but, dude, that isnt hard to get.


Maybe for you, hoss, maybe for you.
 
2013-12-21 10:52:17 PM  

Standard Deviant: DirkValentine: frepnog: soupafi: Until Kendall Jenner does a sex tape.

where can i pre-order a copy of that?

because DAYUM.

[assets-s3.usmagazine.com image 467x689]

Have you never had a girl that hot?  Really?   She's pretty hot but, dude, that isnt hard to get.

Maybe for you, hoss, maybe for you.


That's what you took from my comment?  You sound like an arrogant prick.
 
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