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(CNN)   Obama thinks he might be "intimidating" towards his daughters' potential boyfriends, goes back to cleaning the guns of their Secret Service detail along with a tactical nuclear warhead   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 87
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2013-12-21 09:11:46 AM
"Son, have you ever heard of the Selective Service Act and the War Powers Resolution? If you haven't and you mess with my daughter then you'll know it well enough"
 
2013-12-21 09:18:07 AM
"Did you know that every president gets 3 free hit jobs? I've only used one so far..."
 
2013-12-21 09:19:21 AM
Don't mind the Secret Service agents that will be stranding a few feet away and staring right at you. I wouldn't advise any sudden movements toward any areas you are unauthorized to access.
 
2013-12-21 09:23:27 AM
IIRC, he 'joked' about using drones on the Jonas Brothers if they got too friendly with his daughters.  'You'll never see it coming.'
 
2013-12-21 09:24:42 AM
the Main Thing is that Obama's girls don't want Scrubs or Republicans.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKV8uSX2nEQ    (SFW)


RIP Left Eye
 
2013-12-21 09:26:01 AM

ckccfa: "Did you know that every president gets 3 free hit jobs? I've only used one so far..."


How many blow-jobs does a president get during his term?
 
2013-12-21 09:29:43 AM

Smoking GNU: ckccfa: "Did you know that every president gets 3 free hit jobs? I've only used one so far..."

How many blow-jobs does a president get during his term?



you'll have to ask a Democrat President or expresident.  the Republican ones don't get any.
 
2013-12-21 09:31:50 AM
Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me.
 
2013-12-21 09:32:09 AM

Linux_Yes: Smoking GNU: ckccfa: "Did you know that every president gets 3 free hit jobs? I've only used one so far..."

How many blow-jobs does a president get during his term?


you'll have to ask a Democrat President or expresident.  the Republican ones don't get any.


So that's a democrat only thing? Well, that explains a lot.
 
2013-12-21 09:32:12 AM

Linux_Yes: Smoking GNU: ckccfa: "Did you know that every president gets 3 free hit jobs? I've only used one so far..."

How many blow-jobs does a president get during his term?


you'll have to ask a Democrat President or expresident.  the Republican ones don't get any.


Not from women, anyway.
 
2013-12-21 09:35:31 AM

Alphax: IIRC, he 'joked' about using drones on the Jonas Brothers if they got too friendly with his daughters.  'You'll never see it coming.'


He did, at a White House Press Correspondent's dinner several years ago, and he caught quite a lot of flack for it from the both the mainstream and the alternative media because it was perceived as trivializing collateral damage casualties that sometimes occur with the use of drones.
 
2013-12-21 09:52:00 AM
It could be so much worse.

The Secret Service protection detail could ditch the coat and tie guys for a younger hipper uniform designed to blend in with the young ladies and their dates.

o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-12-21 09:52:50 AM
Headline says what?
 
2013-12-21 09:52:53 AM

Weatherkiss: Linux_Yes: Smoking GNU: ckccfa: "Did you know that every president gets 3 free hit jobs? I've only used one so far..."

How many blow-jobs does a president get during his term?

you'll have to ask a Democrat President or expresident.  the Republican ones don't get any.

Not from women, anyway.


Agrees:

i202.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-21 10:02:14 AM

Wheyfaring Stranger: Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me.


Being sent to the 82nd Airborne is a worse fate than having the 82nd Airborne sent to you.
 
2013-12-21 10:12:50 AM
I dunno, I'd be more worried about being hounded by the press, having my family harassed by them, etc.
 
2013-12-21 10:16:19 AM
"Come on in, son. I'm just enjoying Nat King Cole's version of  "Silent Night". It's an extraordinary rendition of the song. Yep. Extraordinary. Rendition."
 
2013-12-21 10:33:24 AM
I would have fun with it if I was his daughter.

"Dad, nobody asked me to the spring formal this year either!  THANKS OBAMA."
 
2013-12-21 10:34:25 AM
Holy crap. Unless that pic is from a weird angle, both his girls are almost as tall as he is.

When the hell did that happen?
 
2013-12-21 10:44:25 AM
He'll just have'em death paneled.
 
2013-12-21 10:47:51 AM

FlyPanAm: Holy crap. Unless that pic is from a weird angle, both his girls are almost as tall as he is.

When the hell did that happen?


They grow up so fast.

Seriously, they're 12 and 15. Crazy how tall they've gotten.
 
2013-12-21 10:51:23 AM

FlyPanAm: Holy crap. Unless that pic is from a weird angle, both his girls are almost as tall as he is.

When the hell did that happen?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-21 10:53:25 AM

FlyPanAm: Holy crap. Unless that pic is from a weird angle, both his girls are almost as tall as he is.

When the hell did that happen?


When you were asleep or drunk.
 
2013-12-21 11:04:52 AM
I can see the conservative comedy mill cranking out some gems like...

...and Obama tells the kid, "I will destroy you like I'm destroying America", *ba-dum-tish*
..."looks like we have a candidate for the death panels" *ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-tish*
 
2013-12-21 11:11:45 AM
It would make meeting his parents awkward.  "So, you're dating my son.  What does your dad do for a living?"
 
2013-12-21 11:13:11 AM

FlyPanAm: Holy crap. Unless that pic is from a weird angle, both his girls are almost as tall as he is.

When the hell did that happen?


Obama is really only 5'2".  The media do a good job of disguising it.
 
2013-12-21 11:14:14 AM
As a father of 2 girls (one now a teenager) I don't see a problem with the intimidation of potential boyfriends.
 
2013-12-21 11:16:28 AM

FlyPanAm: Holy crap. Unless that pic is from a weird angle, both his girls are almost as tall as he is.
When the hell did that happen?


Living in the White House ages you faster.
 
2013-12-21 11:35:50 AM
Heh it would be funny if they fell for musicians. He could rant and rave all he wanted but chicks dig musicians.
 
2013-12-21 11:38:50 AM
Yes, his daughters have a different reason to say, "I'm being followed"
 
2013-12-21 11:42:43 AM
You guys think you're funny, but you don't even realized how you're being socialismed.
 
2013-12-21 11:51:01 AM

Ika7734: As a father of 2 girls (one now a teenager) I don't see a problem with the intimidation of potential boyfriends.


Hell, you're doing the kids a service. If you can't nut up to deal with something so mundane as an intimidating father, you're going to suck at dealing with the actual difficult parts of relationships - dealing with the actual other person. Which should be WAY more of a daunting task. The judgement of a father is a once-and-done deal. The judgement of a partner is forever. So what if he happens to be President? Hell, so what if he happens to be God-King Master of the Universe?


If you can find the testicular fortitude to look the most powerful man on the planet in the eye and implicitly tell him 'I want to bone your daughter', you can rest assured that you have completely assembled your nuts and have your shiat together.
 
2013-12-21 11:55:45 AM

Weng: Ika7734: As a father of 2 girls (one now a teenager) I don't see a problem with the intimidation of potential boyfriends.

Hell, you're doing the kids a service. If you can't nut up to deal with something so mundane as an intimidating father, you're going to suck at dealing with the actual difficult parts of relationships - dealing with the actual other person. Which should be WAY more of a daunting task. The judgement of a father is a once-and-done deal. The judgement of a partner is forever. So what if he happens to be President? Hell, so what if he happens to be God-King Master of the Universe?


If you can find the testicular fortitude to look the most powerful man on the planet in the eye and implicitly tell him 'I want to bone your daughter', you can rest assured that you have completely assembled your nuts and have your shiat together.


And if you tell him explicitly, I hope you like your semi permenant Cuban vacation. My bet however, is that no matter intimidating Barack is, Michelle is far more so.
 
2013-12-21 11:57:08 AM
Riiiiight.
 
2013-12-21 11:57:11 AM
A father intimidating a girl's date?  He's doing it ALL wrong.

When the boy walks in and asks if the MMA and pistol shooting trophies are dad's...
"Nope.  They're my little girl's.  Treat her with respect, young feller."
 
2013-12-21 11:58:38 AM
This
i40.tinypic.com
is what dating presidential daughters leads to.

also:
-- My daughter asked you out?
- Yes, sir.
-- I should've locked her in the dungeon.
- I don't think you've got one, sir.
-- I could've built one.
 
2013-12-21 12:00:01 PM

Saners: Wheyfaring Stranger: Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me.

Being sent to the 82nd Airborne is a worse fate than having the 82nd Airborne sent to you.


Would it still be worse than having the 101st Chairborne sent to you by the right-wing echo chamber?

/Just checking
 
2013-12-21 12:00:39 PM

Weng: If you can find the testicular fortitude to look the most powerful man on the planet in the eye and implicitly tell him 'I want to bone your daughter', you can rest assured that you have completely assembled your nuts and have your shiat together.


Or, cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-12-21 12:01:27 PM
I would think that on a personal level, Michelle would be the more intimidating parent.

Obviously, Barack has the more powerful job/allies/connections.
 
2013-12-21 12:28:38 PM

47 is the new 42: FlyPanAm: Holy crap. Unless that pic is from a weird angle, both his girls are almost as tall as he is.

When the hell did that happen?

When you were asleep or drunk.


Doesn't really narrow it down much.
 
2013-12-21 12:32:59 PM
"I'm not only her father, I'm the President of the U.S. I can not only make you disappear, I can make your entire family disappear. Now, be sure to have her home by ten p.m."
 
2013-12-21 12:41:26 PM
Caption: December 20, 2013 - President Obama with daughters Malia (R) and Sasha (L) leaving the White House to head to Hawaii for a two-week holiday vacation

So Malia is a republican now. Kids always find the worst ways to rebel.
 
2013-12-21 12:47:47 PM
That high-pitched whirring sound they hear is the surveillance drone following them to the movies.
 
2013-12-21 12:51:39 PM
"Back by ten or its off to GITMO with you."
 
2013-12-21 12:54:20 PM

rogue49: Yes, his daughters have a different reason to say, "I'm being followed"


In college I dated a girl for one summer whose father was a colonel in the Air Force, working in intelligence. Turns out, he had us followed - at the end of the summer he sat me down and confronted me with all sorts of accusations, all of them carefully documented in field notes from his men (there were even copies of cashed checks in a few cases). He made it clear that I would not be seeing his daughter again. Creepy.
 
2013-12-21 01:01:08 PM
Son, let me show you my cell phone. This number is for a not-so-secret Syrian prison. And I'm the warden's boss.
 
2013-12-21 01:04:40 PM

BMulligan: rogue49: Yes, his daughters have a different reason to say, "I'm being followed"

In college I dated a girl for one summer whose father was a colonel in the Air Force, working in intelligence. Turns out, he had us followed - at the end of the summer he sat me down and confronted me with all sorts of accusations, all of them carefully documented in field notes from his men (there were even copies of cashed checks in a few cases). He made it clear that I would not be seeing his daughter again. Creepy.


Recently?   That is all kinds of illegal.  Unless you're not a U.S. citizen, in which case it is only a couple of kinds of illegal.
 
2013-12-21 01:05:03 PM
No pics because it didn't happen.
 
2013-12-21 01:13:53 PM
The most effective measure would be to show them a picture of Michelle glaring a hole thru the President and tell them this is what they can look forward to if they get any closer than 2 feet..
 
2013-12-21 01:14:46 PM
 
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