agent00pi: Brass ovaries just doesn't have the same ring.
Yes this is dog: Why do criminals go out of their way to be as identifiable as possible?
Yes this is dog: [ww1.hdnux.com image 280x350]Why do criminals go out of their way to be as identifiable as possible?
Smoking GNU: agent00pi: Brass ovaries just doesn't have the same ring.She harvested the balls in question from the would-be robbers.
drjekel_mrhyde: I bet the TV wasn't worth more than 100$ at a pawn shop. Can they bump the charges up to home invasion since someone was home?
aevorea: Hopefully the parents don't mimic the attitude of convenience store managers:'By fighting back, you create a more dangerous situation. We're going to have to let you go because you're a liability.'....And now that I'm a parent (kidlet is 5 weeks old), if I came home and found out my babysitter had defended the house and kid (prevented injury to the kid, prevented a kidnapping, etc), I would do everything in my power to ensure the babysitter received a nice, big bonus.
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