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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   Spare tire ✔ Jack ✔ Blanket ✔ Toolbox ✔ Jumper cables ✔ First aid kit ✔ Road flares ✔ Dead body ✔   (fox2now.com) divider line 20
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2013-12-20 10:35:22 PM  
You forgot quicklime.
 
2013-12-20 10:37:40 PM  
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
 
2013-12-21 03:38:53 AM  
Wait, what?
 
2013-12-21 03:50:02 AM  
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
 
2013-12-21 03:54:51 AM  
Mermaid, Check. Murder, Check.

/I don't know how to do the checkmark symbols.
 
2013-12-21 04:05:32 AM  
That ESL neighb' is fo real!  I'm from the west side of Chicago, but I'm really, really impressed!
 
2013-12-21 04:09:23 AM  
FTA: "The red 1996 Ford Taurus is linked to the disappearance of Sybil Brandon."

I guess so, since she was found in its trunk.
 
2013-12-21 04:19:51 AM  
That sounds sad.


Why the hell is this on Fark?
 
2013-12-21 05:24:22 AM  

Ready-set: That sounds sad.


Why the hell is this on Fark?


for the same reason we are.

/because fark you that's why...
 
2013-12-21 05:32:31 AM  
"The red 1996 Ford Taurus is linked to the disappearance of Sybil Brandon.
"An autopsy is scheduled for Saturday. The victim's name has not been released yet."


I'm gonna take a wild guess here: "Sybil Brandon".
 
2013-12-21 05:39:31 AM  
www.dvd.net.au
 
2013-12-21 06:29:22 AM  
Did the body have a tea cozy on its head?
 
2013-12-21 07:16:10 AM  

TV's Vinnie: [www.dvd.net.au image 500x279]


Slightly more appropriate:

d13s5ta1qg2cax.cloudfront.net
 
2013-12-21 08:25:16 AM  

MBooda: TV's Vinnie: [www.dvd.net.au image 500x279]

Slightly more appropriate:

[d13s5ta1qg2cax.cloudfront.net image 500x280]


At least they buried Baats..These killers just abandon the body..At least the mob has some manners..

/Da paw...
// hoof
/// da hoof..Ya, you know Ma, ya can't leave it there, it's a sin...
 
2013-12-21 08:30:28 AM  

arsonik: Mermaid, Check. Murder, Check.

/I don't know how to do the checkmark symbols.


Came here for that.  Leaving now.
 
2013-12-21 11:18:21 AM  
The report state that she was last seen in St. Louis.  I think that was Sybil's cause of death, a bad case of St. Louis.
 
2013-12-21 12:24:30 PM  

JonnyBGoode: "The red 1996 Ford Taurus is linked to the disappearance of Sybil Brandon.
"An autopsy is scheduled for Saturday. The victim's name has not been released yet."

I'm gonna take a wild guess here: "Sybil Brandon".


Dammit, no spoilers!
 
2013-12-21 01:52:10 PM  

pestluvr: JonnyBGoode: "The red 1996 Ford Taurus is linked to the disappearance of Sybil Brandon.
"An autopsy is scheduled for Saturday. The victim's name has not been released yet."

I'm gonna take a wild guess here: "Sybil Brandon".

Dammit, no spoilers!


It's only a hypothesis. A computer hasn't modeled it yet.
 
2013-12-21 02:29:37 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: arsonik: Mermaid, Check. Murder, Check.

/I don't know how to do the checkmark symbols.

Came here for that.  Leaving now.


A shower curtain from Cafepress:
i1.cpcache.com
/hot like a hot shower.
//I got to get one of these.
 
2013-12-21 07:07:19 PM  
Woman's body found in Madison, IL trunk


Well, that's where you're SUPPOSED to keep them, right?
 
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