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(Metro)   Man gets bright idea to design video game for girlfriend to ask for her hand in marriage by a pixellated knight. Lucky for him she said yes or it would have been Cheetos 24/7 for him in his mom's basement   (metro.co.uk) divider line 49
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2013-12-21 01:25:20 AM
Can I get a little wine with all this cheese?
 
2013-12-21 01:25:51 AM
Before they can get married he has to defeat the giant monkey.
 
2013-12-21 01:30:57 AM
He probably got the idea from all the stories of guys doing this every couple of months.
He should have asked her to marry him at a sporting event, that's way more creative.
Also old news is old.
 
2013-12-21 01:33:45 AM
Anyone else wondering what the no animation was?

/just me?
//ill be in my room
 
2013-12-21 01:39:34 AM
He should have held off on the proposal until she hit 100% completion.  If she gave up on the game before then, it wasn't meant to be.
 
2013-12-21 01:41:13 AM

Begoggle: He probably got the idea from all the stories of guys doing this every couple of months.
He should have asked her to marry him at a sporting event, that's way more creative.
Also old news is old.


Proof that Ohio can suck the joy from you.
 
2013-12-21 01:53:19 AM
86%.  She could do better.
 
2013-12-21 02:14:26 AM
That asshole should learn something about romancing a woman. That was lame.

See when you live in Texas like me you are close to Mexico.

Take the lady you want to marry to a whorehouse in Mexico.

Tell her you love her and want her to have this ring.

If she refuses sell her to the brothel.

Fun times!!!
 
2013-12-21 02:14:41 AM
Will you marry me?

*Yes* or *No*

"No"

But thou must.

Will you marry me?

*Yes* or *No*

"Nooooooooo!"

But thou must.

Will you marry me?

*Yes* or *No*
 
2013-12-21 02:14:44 AM

Begoggle: He probably got the idea from all the stories of guys doing this every couple of months.
He should have asked her to marry him at a sporting event, that's way more creative.
Also old news is old.


www.threepanelsoul.com

Ian's proposal (co-creator of Three Panel Soul, as well as Mac Hall) - 2008. Probably late to the party even then :D

Ironically I think they also moved to Ohio a few years back.
 
2013-12-21 02:17:36 AM
And everytime you want anal, charge your girlfriend for the privilege.

Buttsecks ain't free!!!
 
2013-12-21 02:21:04 AM
Leeeeeroy Jeeeeenkins!
 
2013-12-21 02:39:17 AM

Bane of Broone: Begoggle: He probably got the idea from all the stories of guys doing this every couple of months.
He should have asked her to marry him at a sporting event, that's way more creative.
Also old news is old.

Proof that Ohio

FARK can suck the joy from you.

fixed
 
2013-12-21 02:46:23 AM
Shocking that he got her to actually play a video game
 
2013-12-21 02:50:09 AM

Begoggle: Bane of Broone: Begoggle: He probably got the idea from all the stories of guys doing this every couple of months.
He should have asked her to marry him at a sporting event, that's way more creative.
Also old news is old.

Proof that Ohio FARK can suck the joy from you.

fixed


That's entirely under your control.
 
2013-12-21 02:52:46 AM
...but what part of the knight was pixelated?
 
2013-12-21 03:07:41 AM

kortex: Shocking that he got her to actually play a video game


Let me guess, you're that guy that thinks women don't play video games.

You really have no idea.
 
2013-12-21 03:27:19 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Will you marry me?

*Yes* or *No*

"No"

But thou must.

Will you marry me?

*Yes* or *No*

"Nooooooooo!"

But thou must.

Will you marry me?

*Yes* or *No*


Good one.
 
2013-12-21 03:42:40 AM
*There is a dragon in the hallway*

> get dragon
It's too big.
 
2013-12-21 03:48:43 AM
Well it's more tasteful than the time I used a video game to make a personal request of my girlfriend.

www.rave.ca
 
2013-12-21 03:53:07 AM

maniacbastard: That asshole should learn something about romancing a woman. That was lame.

See when you live in Texas like me you are close to Mexico.

Take the lady you want to marry to a whorehouse in Mexico.

Tell her you love her and want her to have this ring.

If she refuses sell her to the brothel.

Fun times!!!


Was your wife sitting next to you when you wrote that?
 
2013-12-21 04:01:38 AM
I asked my doctor, "why is my dick orange?"
He asked , what have you been doing recently?
I said, "just watching pron and eating Cheetos"!
 
2013-12-21 04:15:45 AM

tbhouston: Anyone else wondering what the no animation was?

/just me?
//ill be in my room


That was my first thought as well when I saw it.
 
2013-12-21 04:58:55 AM
Usually this story is just mods or hacks of existing games.
At least this is original.
 
2013-12-21 05:07:51 AM
That`s one way of not growing a pair and just ask her in person.
 
2013-12-21 05:19:13 AM
You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.
 
2013-12-21 05:20:44 AM

Fallout Boy: That`s one way of not growing a pair and just ask her in person.


Or ask the father first.

/old school
 
2013-12-21 05:25:50 AM

Fallout Boy: That`s one way of not growing a pair and just ask her in person.


I can't speak for them, but my guess is they're both avid gamers and this was in their way a precious, shared style of communication. There are many ways to get a message across.
 
2013-12-21 05:26:52 AM

Smoking GNU: You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.


They wouldn't have it any other way, except for maybe the prune dip for their Cheetos.
 
2013-12-21 05:39:52 AM

Smoking GNU: You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2013-12-21 06:35:51 AM

Smoking GNU: You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-21 06:41:38 AM

maniacbastard: And everytime you want anal, charge your girlfriend for the privilege hop in bed with your latest boyfriend, bite the pillow, and be glad you were finally honest about who you are.

Buttsecks ain't free!!!


FTFEveryone
 
2013-12-21 07:05:31 AM

Smoking GNU: You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.


Duh. How DARE someone be happy?!
 
2013-12-21 07:56:41 AM
Did people do all these elaborate marriage proposals before the internet gave them the ability to be huge AWs?  Seems like there's one a week now.
 
2013-12-21 07:59:49 AM

Mentalpatient87: Smoking GNU: You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.

Duh. How DARE someone be happy?!


To be fair, making this public invites ridicule. We shouldn't have to feel bad about not caring. It was a pretty long video and by the end I really wasn't invested in the characters.
 
2013-12-21 08:28:05 AM

WalkingCarpet: Did people do all these elaborate marriage proposals before the internet gave them the ability to be huge AWs?  Seems like there's one a week now.


yes.
 
2013-12-21 08:46:45 AM

Olympic Trolling Judge: He should have held off on the proposal until she hit 100% completion.  If she gave up on the game before then, it wasn't meant to be.


It's like 'Diner' for the 21st century
 
2013-12-21 09:23:14 AM

WalkingCarpet: Did people do all these elaborate marriage proposals before the internet gave them the ability to be huge AWs?  Seems like there's one a week now.


yup
 
2013-12-21 09:49:47 AM

Smoking GNU: You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.


Attention whores don't care if people throw shiat so long as they're throwing it at them.

/BTW, the music in that video makes the gameplay seem good in comparison.
 
2013-12-21 10:45:38 AM
Does the game have to be played in a LAME emulator?
 
2013-12-21 10:54:44 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Does the game have to be played in a LAME emulator?


Nope. It's lame all by itself.
 
2013-12-21 11:02:22 AM
"You can have the ass," -Marcy
 
2013-12-21 11:43:03 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Does the game have to be played in a LAME emulator?


Don't be silly. Check the video, it looks like a standard GameMaker platformer.
 
2013-12-21 11:52:39 AM

Smoking GNU: You people just HAD to shait all  over this, didn't you.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-21 01:15:04 PM

andynz81: Fallout Boy: That`s one way of not growing a pair and just ask her in person.

I can't speak for them, but my guess is they're both avid gamers and this was in their way a precious, shared style of communication. There are many ways to get a message across.


I had a couple of classes with them in college and I can confirm that they are both major gamers and amazing artists, and she seemed to play more than he did at the time.
 
2013-12-21 02:57:46 PM
I'm not sure ending the proposal with "You could do better" was thoroughly thought through...
 
2013-12-21 03:50:17 PM
That was farking sweet and nice and if you think it's dumb you should feel bad about yourself.
 
2013-12-21 04:39:37 PM
It'll be heartburn PAC MAN eating away at his wallet soon enuff
 
2013-12-22 12:02:32 AM
Video games - the shared cultural experience of farking morons.
 
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