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(Daily Mail)   If your contract with a new employer requires that you have sex with him at least four times a month, you might want to at least negotiate for a higher salary   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 46
    More: Obvious, Politics of Italy, Lucia Zingariello, Italians, La Repubblica, embezzlement, Bologna  
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2013-12-21 12:14:02 AM
He was just jealous that his brother Mario kept getting the woman, so this was his best option.
 
2013-12-21 12:15:45 AM
Well, you know, with 40% unemployment for the youth, there's lots of competition to work under someone, no matter how demanding.
 
2013-12-21 12:16:56 AM
Yeah, I get paid bi-monthly so I only have to bend over twice a month.

So there!
 
2013-12-21 12:18:30 AM
I can only assume that the sex was phenomenal. Or that sexual coercion laws are much more restrictive in Italy than they are here.

Otherwise, I'd have taken that contract off to the EEOC and been living large off the civil settlement within about five minutes of the offer; because anyone stupid enough to put such an offer into a written document would never be smart enough to hire a good lawyer to fight the lawsuit.
 
2013-12-21 12:19:09 AM
Heya, so I paya thee a girl to hava da sex! Whats a wrong with that!?
 
2013-12-21 12:19:13 AM
This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.
 
2013-12-21 12:20:00 AM
You know, if she's married to him... she's giving up waaaaay too much sex.

:P
 
2013-12-21 12:22:12 AM

ongbok: This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.


I had to check your fark account. You've been here about as long as me and you still use the phrase "no way anybody would be stupid enough..."

C'mon.
 
2013-12-21 12:22:34 AM
She should have read the contract, it is her own damn fault.
 
2013-12-21 12:26:32 AM
When you consider that many men spend more than $36K a year on wives far uglier than this, for much less sex, dude got a bargain...

www.giornalettismo.com
 
2013-12-21 12:31:35 AM
Quark!
 
2013-12-21 12:33:35 AM
Italy, eh?
And this, ladies and gentlemen is why the US keeps losing projects to other countries.

The stupid regulations and unions are just killing business and innovation.
 
Skr
2013-12-21 12:35:14 AM
"forced" eh?
 
2013-12-21 12:36:58 AM
Atsa spicy meatball and atsa nother spicy meatball.


www.blitzquotidiano.it
 
2013-12-21 12:41:12 AM
I can't believe I the whole thing

And i would too. nom nom nom
 
2013-12-21 12:41:34 AM

rockforever: ongbok: This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.

I had to check your fark account. You've been here about as long as me and you still use the phrase "no way anybody would be stupid enough..."

C'mon.


I know, I know. But everyday people still surprise me with the stupid shiat they will do. Especially people that you would think know better.
 
2013-12-21 12:43:15 AM

Opiate of the Lasses: When you consider that many men spend more than $36K a year on wives far uglier than this, for much less sex, dude got a bargain...

[www.giornalettismo.com image 770x577]


www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-12-21 12:51:10 AM
weaselzippers.us

approves of this arrangement.

/As does Silvio "Bunga Bunga" Berlusconi.
 
2013-12-21 12:52:23 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Opiate of the Lasses: When you consider that many men spend more than $36K a year on wives far uglier than this, for much less sex, dude got a bargain...

[www.giornalettismo.com image 770x577]

[www.mentalfloss.com image 430x323]


whatever....slather some steak sauce on that and go to town!
 
2013-12-21 12:57:14 AM
more titz
 
2013-12-21 12:58:47 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Opiate of the Lasses: When you consider that many men spend more than $36K a year on wives far uglier than this, for much less sex, dude got a bargain...

[www.giornalettismo.com image 770x577]

[www.mentalfloss.com image 430x323]


Looks like you...

cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2013-12-21 01:00:05 AM

doosh: StoPPeRmobile: Opiate of the Lasses: When you consider that many men spend more than $36K a year on wives far uglier than this, for much less sex, dude got a bargain...

[www.giornalettismo.com image 770x577]

[www.mentalfloss.com image 430x323]

Looks like you...


Qft
 
2013-12-21 01:00:53 AM
Meh, I put this in all my pre-nups
 
2013-12-21 01:02:20 AM
It is a shame that her inferior woman brain was unable to grasp the concept of what a contract is.
 
2013-12-21 01:03:27 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on that thing.
 
2013-12-21 01:22:11 AM

StoPPeRmobile: [www.mentalfloss.com image 430x323]


Was it the pointy knees, or the vivid mental image you had of her laughing at your inadequate penis?
 
2013-12-21 01:38:41 AM

ongbok: This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.


The Indian diplomat that got arrested the other day put her plan to rip off her maid in writing. It's not unprecedented.
 
2013-12-21 01:43:54 AM

fusillade762: ongbok: This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.

The Indian diplomat that got arrested the other day put her plan to rip off her maid in writing. It's not unprecedented.


These types of things always make me wonder how people stupid enough to put their crimes in writing ever got to the positions of power that they have.
 
2013-12-21 01:48:20 AM

ongbok: fusillade762: ongbok: This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.

The Indian diplomat that got arrested the other day put her plan to rip off her maid in writing. It's not unprecedented.

These types of things always make me wonder how people stupid enough to put their crimes in writing ever got to the positions of power that they have.


Winning enough electoral college votes?
 
2013-12-21 02:20:36 AM
I don't agree w/ what he did, but after seeing pictures, I understand why he did it.
 
2013-12-21 04:25:54 AM
As someone who thinks prostitution should be legal, I have no problem with this.
 
2013-12-21 04:28:29 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-21 05:01:46 AM
Oh, finally, a story salacious enough that the Fail doesn't have to make anything up. Italy always provides great tabloid fodder.

'The councillor was obsessed by me. He forced me to sign it. I couldn't say no. I was afraid,' Zingariello told police.

'I didn't think I was doing anything wrong. Now my life is a nightmare,' she said.


I don't know any of these people, but this quote is making my blood boil. Only the most fundy of men still use the SHE MADE ME DO IT defense; why is it so hard for most women to sack up and admit that they jumped at the chance to have an affair. It's not empowering, it won't make anyone respect you, the fake sympathy sure isn't worth anything. It's not Saudi Arabia, you won't be stoned, and you're already as humiliated as you ever will be. You whored yourself out, and he must have bought her plenty of trifles, meals, and vacations along with it. It's almost chic to be a mistress these days, just admit it and stop bullshiatting everyone. You might like yourself better.

/rant
 
2013-12-21 05:08:45 AM
Cool looking town, but I suspect it would be a PITA to walk home drunk there

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-12-21 05:51:34 AM

anotar: Cool looking town, but I suspect it would be a PITA to walk home drunk there


Not if you lived at the bottom of the hill (and went drinking at the top) I guess.
 
2013-12-21 07:24:23 AM
If your contract with a new employer requires that you have sex with him at least four times a month, you might want to at least negotiate for a higher salary

~$40,000/year for sex once a week..... about one hour per session is about $800 a pop. So I'd say that's pretty fair compensation.


/ Though if she can do a mail-merge without giving me that head cocked to the side "WTF is a mail merge" look, then she's worth double that price.
// Now that women can be astronauts n lawyers n stuff, it's hard to find a good administrative secretary
/// Curse you Gloria Allred!
 
2013-12-21 07:59:15 AM
Typical liberals. These kind of jobs exist to motivate people to get better jobs!

/In all honesty, seeing as she's under house arrest for embezzlement and they found the only known copy torn up in her wastebin at that exact convenient moment? Far be it for me to call it her attempt at an alibi...but it's aliens.
 
2013-12-21 08:05:48 AM
I don't see a problem.  If she didn't want to do it, don't work there.  She obviously had no problem with the arrangement until they got in trouble.  Now she's just an innocent girl who was taken advantage of and had no choice.
 
2013-12-21 08:58:40 AM
Eh, I don't think this is the whole story.  There's a whole industry of "sex for a summer at the Hamptons." For all anyone knows she may have suggested the sex part of the contract to get this otherwise easy job.
 
2013-12-21 09:18:25 AM

Opiate of the Lasses: When you consider that many men spend more than $36K a year on wives far uglier than this, for much less sex, dude got a bargain...

[www.giornalettismo.com image 770x577]


But my wife...
There's a lot of intangible things that I...
We're just going through a...

/God Dammit
 
2013-12-21 09:25:30 AM

ongbok: This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.


I know in England prostitution is legal as long as there is no middleman. It might be the same in Italy.
 
2013-12-21 12:07:38 PM
 
2013-12-21 02:26:16 PM

BMFPitt: ongbok: This has to be fake. There is no way anybody would be stupid enough to put something like that in writing.

I know in England prostitution is legal as long as there is no middleman. It might be the same in Italy.


It's actually not that uncommon. I have a friend who took a job which includes her providing *fringe benefits*. She has a contract and a severance amount if things go south. If you're young, hot and female then you'd be amazed at how much money you can make if you'll ride older men.
 
2013-12-21 07:46:51 PM
Claim that the sex makes the contract the equivalent of a marriage contract and take half of all he owns. Including any children by a previous marriage. And the dog. Don't forget the bastard's dog.

If the court supports a contract which requires sexual acts, then new law is made and prostitution is essentially legal because a court will enforce a contract requiring prostitution. If it rejects the validity of the contract, she's Scot-free. If she makes the point, she's rich. I don't see much downside. In any case she was either a scoundrel or a fool to sign such a contract.
 
2013-12-21 10:10:12 PM
A contract has to be for a legal purpose
 
2013-12-21 10:20:45 PM
You know you have a greasy Italian boss if he always wants to do lays-on-ya at lunch.
 
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