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(E! Online)   Kate Upton breaks up with boyfriend, reportedly scouring Fark.com for "hot middle-aged men"   (eonline.com) divider line 14
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2013-12-20 07:38:53 PM
9 votes:
What's the lower limit on "hot?"
2013-12-20 07:33:28 PM
5 votes:
what's the upper limit on "middle?"
2013-12-20 08:00:05 PM
3 votes:
I've told you many times, Kate. I'm happily married.
2013-12-20 08:49:55 PM
2 votes:
If it helps, I'll move back into my mom's basement
2013-12-20 07:57:25 PM
2 votes:
I read that as 'hot, aged middle-man' and thought that I, an assistant dept. supervisor of an insurance office, had a shot.

:(
2013-12-21 11:42:07 AM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: What's the Oxford definition of "man"?


Despite their dictionary creating skills, I don't think we should start letting the English define "man" any more than the Germans should define "humor"
2013-12-21 12:36:18 AM
1 votes:
I'm kind of old, but, everyone says I very immature, so I got that going for me.  "Kate, baby, think of all the fun things we can do, like run out and pick up my Cialis."
2013-12-20 11:04:45 PM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Dr J Zoidberg:

Because why the hell not NSFWhttp://i.imgur.com/0xz8oMx.jpg

Jesus Christ.


No, Lady Godiva. But it's an honest mistake.


texdent: How much money is the guy expected to make to meet her standards?


Are you insinuating that she's some kind gold digger, or a prostitute maybe?

If so I'll need a good panhandling sign.
2013-12-20 10:49:24 PM
1 votes:

flucto: what's the upper limit on "middle?"


Darth_Lukecash: What's the lower limit on "hot?"


It's probably a very narrow window and if you have to ask, you likely don't qualify.
2013-12-20 09:54:48 PM
1 votes:

red5ish: [imageshack.us image 150x190]  She doesn't look enough like a 12-year old boy.


No. She looks like a contestant from "Toddlers & Tiaras" with sloppy boob implants.
2013-12-20 09:43:10 PM
1 votes:
images.wikia.com

Here's my picture Kate, call me
2013-12-20 07:54:37 PM
1 votes:
derpicdn.net
2013-12-20 07:48:31 PM
1 votes:
It's not a beer gut, it's a...

Okay, it's a beer gut.
2013-12-20 07:48:28 PM
1 votes:
Kate, eip.

/the chances she's scouring fark are 1 in a million.
//I'm saying there is a chance.
 
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