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(E! Online)   Kate Upton breaks up with boyfriend, reportedly scouring Fark.com for "hot middle-aged men"   (eonline.com) divider line 66
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2013-12-21 01:18:00 AM

I'm your huckleberry dingleberry potato

i1.kym-cdn.com

potato
 
2013-12-21 01:28:23 AM
Take a number fellas.

/I got one.
//4,564,323
 
2013-12-21 01:56:48 AM

JonnyBGoode: NSFW

NSFW

First image comes from this video (NSFW)


There is a god
 
2013-12-21 02:25:31 AM

Trocadero: Dr J Zoidberg: Because why the hell not NSFWhttp://i.imgur.com/0xz8oMx.jpg

Also NSFW


Now, that's some titty sprinkles.
 
2013-12-21 08:46:44 AM
I think I'm actually going to attempt to eat her.
 
2013-12-21 09:43:15 AM

JonnyBGoode: NSFW

NSFW

First image comes from this video (NSFW)


GOTT EM HIMMEL!

/middle aged married dude
//masturbatorium and all that
 
2013-12-21 10:10:28 AM

jmr61: I think I'm actually going to attempt to eat her.


wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net

Oh yeah.
 
2013-12-21 10:25:50 AM

syrynxx: I was going to shoot for 'incomprehensible or unprounouncible name guy' because antidisestablishmentarianism: clearly has me beat on 'number of letters in last name guy'.


My name? It can be whatever you want it to be baby.
 
2013-12-21 11:36:24 AM

SmackLT: Darth_Lukecash: What's the lower limit on "hot?"

flucto: what's the upper limit on "middle?"


Damn, this thread was over  fast


What's the Oxford definition of "man"?
 
2013-12-21 11:42:07 AM

OtherLittleGuy: What's the Oxford definition of "man"?


Despite their dictionary creating skills, I don't think we should start letting the English define "man" any more than the Germans should define "humor"
 
2013-12-21 03:09:59 PM

hugh chardon: She's carrying a Michigan backpack in that picture.  No way I would touch her now that I know she's a Michigan fan.

Like I had a chance anyway.

Yeah, I still would.


eh. She's from Michigan. She's the niece of my Republican Representative, Fred Upton, who I'd very much like to see lose his next election.
 
2013-12-21 05:31:01 PM

gregario: hugh chardon: She's carrying a Michigan backpack in that picture.  No way I would touch her now that I know she's a Michigan fan.

Like I had a chance anyway.

Yeah, I still would.

eh. She's from Michigan. She's the niece of my Republican Representative, Fred Upton, who I'd very much like to see lose his next election.


That's what I would call taking politics too personally. You are saying she would be hotter if her uncle were a democrat.
 
2013-12-21 05:34:23 PM

Standard Deviant: gregario: hugh chardon: She's carrying a Michigan backpack in that picture.  No way I would touch her now that I know she's a Michigan fan.

Like I had a chance anyway.

Yeah, I still would.

eh. She's from Michigan. She's the niece of my Republican Representative, Fred Upton, who I'd very much like to see lose his next election.

That's what I would call taking politics too personally. You are saying she would be hotter if her uncle were a democrat.


I didn't say that at all. Where in my comment did I even imply that?
 
2013-12-21 07:14:52 PM
Ill gladly give her the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
 
2013-12-21 09:55:16 PM

gregario: Standard Deviant: gregario: hugh chardon: She's carrying a Michigan backpack in that picture.  No way I would touch her now that I know she's a Michigan fan.

Like I had a chance anyway.

Yeah, I still would.

eh. She's from Michigan. She's the niece of my Republican Representative, Fred Upton, who I'd very much like to see lose his next election.

That's what I would call taking politics too personally. You are saying she would be hotter if her uncle were a democrat.

I didn't say that at all. Where in my comment did I even imply that?


That's not what "eh" meant? I guess you meant she's not that great AND her uncle is a republican you don't like.
 
2013-12-21 11:18:12 PM

Standard Deviant: gregario: Standard Deviant: gregario: hugh chardon: She's carrying a Michigan backpack in that picture.  No way I would touch her now that I know she's a Michigan fan.

Like I had a chance anyway.

Yeah, I still would.

eh. She's from Michigan. She's the niece of my Republican Representative, Fred Upton, who I'd very much like to see lose his next election.

That's what I would call taking politics too personally. You are saying she would be hotter if her uncle were a democrat.

I didn't say that at all. Where in my comment did I even imply that?

That's not what "eh" meant? I guess you meant she's not that great AND her uncle is a republican you don't like.


"eh" was referring to the previous person not liking her because she was carrying a Michigan backpack. As in who cares?
 
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