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(ABC Local)   "Keep Saturn in Saturnalia" billboard down the road from the "Keep Christ in Christmas" one in South Jersey draws attention - from pickup-driving would-be arsonists who don't know how to burn steel   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 51
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2013-12-20 07:27:18 PM
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Steel doesn't burn!
 
2013-12-20 07:32:24 PM
Only stupid burns.
 
2013-12-20 07:35:57 PM
This is the billboard, I'm fascinated by the protester:

atheistbillboards.com

He wants to keep Christ in Christmas, so he dresses a Santa Claus, and his sign suggests that it has become about celebrating Obama.
 
2013-12-20 07:44:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-20 07:50:43 PM

Earguy: This is the billboard, I'm fascinated by the protester:

[atheistbillboards.com image 850x478]

He wants to keep Christ in Christmas, so he dresses a Santa Claus, and his sign suggests that it has become about celebrating Obama.


That's awesome.
 
2013-12-20 08:00:56 PM
Again?
 
2013-12-20 08:27:03 PM
I drive a Saturn.


//slinks away in shame
 
2013-12-20 08:36:05 PM

dr_blasto: Earguy: This is the billboard, I'm fascinated by the protester:

[atheistbillboards.com image 850x478]

He wants to keep Christ in Christmas, so he dresses a Santa Claus, and his sign suggests that it has become about celebrating Obama.

That's awesome.


It just kind of sums up the entire thing, doesn't it?  1,000 words indeed.
 
2013-12-20 08:38:17 PM
Religionists are so insecure
 
2013-12-20 08:42:34 PM
I'm all for taking a swipe at whiney Christians, but this billboard appears to be a privately owned joint.

Unless the government put it up, you guys got nothing.
 
2013-12-20 08:50:17 PM

Earguy: This is the billboard, I'm fascinated by the protester:

[atheistbillboards.com image 850x478]

He wants to keep Christ in Christmas, so he dresses a Santa Claus, and his sign suggests that it has become about celebrating Obama.


Happy Obamass!
 
2013-12-20 08:52:22 PM
Kronos provides.
 
2013-12-20 08:53:42 PM

Arkanaut: Kronos provides.


At least, until Cthulu consumes.
 
2013-12-20 08:54:08 PM
Religion of Peace.
 
2013-12-20 08:54:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Religionists are so insecure


If God tests their faith, they feel empowered. If some mere mortal tests their faith, all of a sudden they get defensive.
 
2013-12-20 08:55:21 PM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-20 08:55:32 PM
you cant burn steal subby. no matter the official 9/11 story is.
 
2013-12-20 08:55:49 PM

Hector Remarkable: I drive a Saturn.


//slinks away in shame


Hey now- I still miss my sl1 and I havent had it for 12 years . Awesome car.8 ' ladder ? no problem, fits inside with the trunk shut. Roll down the window ? theres a crank for that.
 
2013-12-20 08:56:08 PM

Earguy: This is the billboard, I'm fascinated by the protester:

[atheistbillboards.com image 850x478]

He wants to keep Christ in Christmas, so he dresses a Santa Claus, and his sign suggests that it has become about celebrating Obama.


I'm going to check out the we buy ugly houses thingy. Gotta be something funny on there.

http://www.webuyuglyhouses.com/
 
2013-12-20 08:56:48 PM
Heard on Stephanie Miller:

"Happy Christmahanakwanzaaka!"

I like the phrase "Sunreturn", myself...
 
2013-12-20 08:57:01 PM
Keep the FSM in Chrifsmas.
 
2013-12-20 08:57:17 PM
amendment for some
5 gals of gas and a match for others
 
2013-12-20 08:59:09 PM

Hobodeluxe: amendment for some
5 gals of gas and a match for others


stoopid filter.

First amendment for some
 
2013-12-20 08:59:11 PM
Wagers on where he stands on the Duck Dynasty issue?
 
2013-12-20 09:00:15 PM
Christian fundamentalists, pickup trucks, and a flawed understanding of basic science (trying to burn steel).     I'm beginning to sense a pattern.
 
2013-12-20 09:00:38 PM
hmm that Santa looks awfully suspicious. Does he drive a truck?
 
2013-12-20 09:01:09 PM

Earguy: This is the billboard, I'm fascinated by the protester:

[atheistbillboards.com image 850x478]

He wants to keep Christ in Christmas, so he dresses a Santa Claus, and his sign suggests that it has become about celebrating Obama.


  with a certain flavor of angry old white guy it doesn't matter what the subject is; pick any subject and whatever it is will -ALWAYS- only be about the black guy.
 
2013-12-20 09:01:19 PM

Ned Stark: you cant burn steal subby. no matter the official 9/11 story is.


You can burn steal. But then why take it at all, just burn the swag where you found it.
 
2013-12-20 09:04:19 PM
I like that they're trying to burn Clear Channel billboards.
 
2013-12-20 09:05:49 PM
Is this the same story of Christians butthurt about a Saturnalia billboard as a couple of days ago or a new one?
 
2013-12-20 09:06:23 PM
i759.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-20 09:06:44 PM

Gyrfalcon: Ned Stark: you cant burn steal subby. no matter the official 9/11 story is.

You can burn steal. But then why take it at all, just burn the swag where you found it.


I thought burn-steal was 1) burn down door, 2) put out fire, and 3) go in and steal sh*t.  I'm mistaken, then?
 
2013-12-20 09:08:28 PM

Hector Remarkable: I drive a Saturn.


//slinks away in shame


That's right boy, you keep on slinking.
 
2013-12-20 09:11:40 PM
Ned Stark

you cant burn steal subby. no matter the official 9/11 story is.

If they hit it with a stolen airplane, the billboard would collapse within an hour.

And I wouldn't stand too close to that second billboard either.  You gotta watch out for the "terrorist two-fer".
 
2013-12-20 09:12:25 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 350x262]


Wow, When did atheists become the majority?
 
2013-12-20 09:14:39 PM

alienated: Hector Remarkable: I drive a Saturn.


//slinks away in shame

Hey now- I still miss my sl1 and I havent had it for 12 years . Awesome car.8 ' ladder ? no problem, fits inside with the trunk shut. Roll down the window ? theres a crank for that.


This, ladies and gentlemen, is a textbook example of the irreversible brain damage that owning a Saturn will cause.
 
2013-12-20 09:15:25 PM
I am absolutely certain that some enterprising billboard company sales rep. is cold calling fundamentalist churches at this very moment and advising them that they have the opportunity to rent all the available billboards before those godless atheists get there first.

At the next desk another sales rep. is cold calling groups with an oversized anti-religion obsession and making them an offer to buy up the same billboard space to make sure that their message is not stifled by the American Taliban.

God bless America!
 
2013-12-20 09:19:16 PM
Keep the Devil in Deviled Eggs!

/Hail
 
2013-12-20 09:19:34 PM
Io Saturnalia! Io io saturnalia!
 
2013-12-20 09:20:23 PM

Piestar: shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 350x262]

Wow, When did atheists become the majority?


I don't think he realizes that a pie chart is based on actual data. He just likes pie.
 
2013-12-20 09:20:50 PM

ladyfortuna: Arkanaut: Kronos provides.

At least, until Cthulu consumes.


But what if you worship Illyria, God-King of the Primordium, Shaper of Things?
 
2013-12-20 09:24:03 PM
They burned steel, but pushed themselves away from the nearest source of metal.

/sanderson
 
2013-12-20 09:25:26 PM
Don't know why so many don't get this...
 
2013-12-20 09:26:51 PM
I love how Christians like to say atheists are "militant'.  I mean, it fits with all the church bombing being done by atheists...

...oh, wait, those are done by other "Christians"...
 
2013-12-20 09:27:09 PM
yeah, everyone knows if you want to burn steel you have to crash a plane into it
 
2013-12-20 09:33:44 PM
img.fark.net
Look how they shine for you....
 
2013-12-20 09:34:42 PM

OregonVet: [newsbusters.org image 549x309]
Steel doesn't burn!


Yes...yes it does.
 
2013-12-20 11:33:52 PM

Earguy: This is the billboard, I'm fascinated by the protester:

[atheistbillboards.com image 850x478]

He wants to keep Christ in Christmas, so he dresses a Santa Claus, and his sign suggests that it has become about celebrating Obama.



Barbara Walters on Obama: 'We Thought He Was Going To Be The Next Messiah'
 
2013-12-21 02:37:17 AM

ClavellBCMI: ladyfortuna: Arkanaut: Kronos provides.

At least, until Cthulu consumes.

But what if you worship Illyria, God-King of the Primordium, Shaper of Things?


I don't know, but that's a fight I'd like to watch from a safe distance.

/there is no safe distance
 
2013-12-21 04:29:44 PM

advex101: I am absolutely certain that some enterprising billboard company sales rep. is cold calling fundamentalist churches at this very moment and advising them that they have the opportunity to rent all the available billboards before those godless atheists get there first.

At the next desk another sales rep. is cold calling groups with an oversized anti-religion obsession and making them an offer to buy up the same billboard space to make sure that their message is not stifled by the American Taliban.

God bless America!


"if you're in advertising or marketing, kill yourself" - Bill Hicks
 
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