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(The Raw Story)   Lady tweets, "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white." Did I mention that she is (or was) the corporate communications director for a powerful internet company?   (rawstory.com) divider line 342
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2013-12-20 04:59:33 PM
enjoy the consequences of your free speech, dumbshiat.
 
2013-12-20 05:14:00 PM
I love this story so much. I wonder what it's like to get on a plane, fully employed and happy, and then get off the plane in a foreign country and receive a text that you're going to spend Christmas updating your resume.
 
2013-12-20 05:24:38 PM
What's her political leanings? If she is a conservative my understanding is that even discussing her tweets is oppression.
 
2013-12-20 05:43:11 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love this story so much. I wonder what it's like to get on a plane, fully employed and happy, and then get off the plane in a foreign country and receive a text that you're going to spend Christmas updating your resume.


I hope some one catches a video of here when she turns on her phone.  First I was like...
 
2013-12-20 05:46:38 PM
not anymore, subby.
 
2013-12-20 07:04:13 PM
You know what would be really ironic?
 
2013-12-20 07:06:26 PM
Technically her tweet is accurate
 
2013-12-20 07:22:46 PM
Sometimes I wonder why I'm not in corporate communications.
 
2013-12-20 07:24:31 PM
Apparently she never watched Forest Gump.
 
2013-12-20 07:36:46 PM

revrendjim: You know what would be really ironic?


If she discovered her Kenyan father?
 
2013-12-20 07:53:43 PM

i586.photobucket.com

 
2013-12-20 08:01:42 PM
On the other hand, let's assume for a moment she actually isn't an idiot. What would be the payoff for this sort of trolling?
 
2013-12-20 08:18:49 PM
Unfortunately, the employee in question is unreachable on an international flight, but this is a very serious matter and we are taking appropriate action."

This was after her last "inappropriate comment." Clearly the action wasn't nearly appropriate enough. Would a 2x4 to the head be excessive at this point?
 
2013-12-20 08:18:51 PM
cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co
 
2013-12-20 08:19:21 PM
For a second I thought it was Lady Gaga who tweeted this.
 
2013-12-20 08:19:40 PM
The author of that article has a PhD in English, and he posts screenshots of Twitter accounts on the internet. 

That's really sad to me.

//Former English major.
 
2013-12-20 08:20:05 PM

This About That: On the other hand, let's assume for a moment she actually isn't an idiot. What would be the payoff for this sort of trolling?


It would mean she's discovered Step 2.
 
2013-12-20 08:20:22 PM
Position's open. Because of AIDS.
 
2013-12-20 08:20:45 PM

This About That: On the other hand, let's assume for a moment she actually isn't an idiot. What would be the payoff for this sort of trolling?


Maybe, she REALLY didn't like her job?
 
2013-12-20 08:23:48 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love this story so much. I wonder what it's like to get on a plane, fully employed and happy, and then get off the plane in a foreign country and receive a text that you're going to spend Christmas updating your resume.


Heh.  Yep, wonder if it occured to her during that long assed flight how stupid of a thing she did.
 
2013-12-20 08:25:25 PM
she shoulda blamed it all on Vanzetti

obscura?
 
2013-12-20 08:25:25 PM
The former Mayor of Toronto (not Rob Ford, the one who owned the furniture store with the advertising slogan "Nobodyyyyy! (beats our prices)" went to Africa with his wife but joked that they hoped they wouldn't end up in a cannibal's cooking pot.

This was not in the 1940s.

Game, set, and match, 40 Love, Baby!

Some of Toronto's former mayors may actually have been dumber and more obnoxous than Rob Ford. They have a long-standing rivalry with Mayors of New York to see who can be more outrageous.

Bloomberg sort of spoiled that game for everybody by being about as dumb as Lord Vetinari.
 
2013-12-20 08:25:35 PM
Hey White Ex Employee,

Things might get a little bad for you when you get home.
But remember, when life gives you lemons...
fark it in the ass till you get lemon-aids.

Love,
cowgirl toffee
 
2013-12-20 08:26:12 PM

BSABSVR: What's her political leanings? If she is a conservative my understanding is that even discussing her tweets is oppression.


Yep, I can see Sarah Palin now saying "how dare they fire her for saying that! Free speech! Free speech! Derpyderp!"

That whole thing pisses me off so damn much. Their revisionist history tells them they can say whatever the f*ck they want without consequence. They don't care that the reality is that the government can't haul them away for speaking (within reason, of course. You can't yell "fire" in a crowded movie theatre and all that) but the average person can call them a dumbf*ck all they want. And when they are faced with reality, they can't handle that. So f*ck those pathetic idiots a baseball bat.
 
2013-12-20 08:26:35 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Technically her tweet is accurate


Which is the best kind of accurate.
 
2013-12-20 08:27:18 PM

revrendjim: You know what would be really ironic?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-20 08:27:33 PM
I have to wonder whats happened to peoples ability to know when to STFU. Many seem to have lost it in recent years.
 
2013-12-20 08:28:00 PM
www.moneyandshit.com
 
2013-12-20 08:28:43 PM
Huh.
I guess this will come as a shock to my two white friends with AIDS.

Oh, wait ... no it won't.  They're both dead.
 
2013-12-20 08:28:55 PM
She's a special kind of stupid. Enjoy your unemployment, Derpina!
 
2013-12-20 08:29:09 PM

cowgirl toffee: Hey White Ex Employee,

Things might get a little bad for you when you get home.
But remember, when life gives you lemons...
fark it in the ass till you get lemon-aids.

Love,
cowgirl toffee

Why that picture of the lemon party popped into my head after reading that?
 
2013-12-20 08:29:27 PM

ModernLuddite: The author of that article has a PhD in English, and he posts screenshots of Twitter accounts on the internet. 

That's really sad to me.

//Former English major.


At least he's not working at Starbucks right?
 
2013-12-20 08:30:11 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Technically her tweet is accurate


White people can't get AIDS? Cool! Now if I could just find someone to have unprotected sex with...
 
2013-12-20 08:31:38 PM
Five of Mel Lasman, his dumbest quotes here.

"What the hell would I want to go to a place like Mombasa for?...I just see myself in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing around me."
Said in June 2001, before Lastman's trip to Kenya to support Toronto's 2008 Olympics bid.

I told you Dumbass didn't say it in the 1940s but you may not have believed me.

People think Canadians are very dull, but we are actually very "colourful", which is journalese for "pixilated, drunk, stoned of their tiny bird-like minds" when a journalist is writing about politicians or other upright* notable citizens.

*They are considered upright citizens even when they are declining, reclining, or just inclining against a wall.
 
2013-12-20 08:34:04 PM
She says "just kidding" right in the tweet itself.

What's the issue? Or is this just the week we jump up and down about everything everybody says?
 
2013-12-20 08:35:00 PM
what bothers me most about this, phil duck and other fools is their defenders doing the "OMG free speech" crap. there has never in our history been a free from consequences time but it looks like we are trying for one now.

buy hey, i'm old and won't have to worry about how the next generation is going to deal with it.
 
2013-12-20 08:35:00 PM

ModernLuddite: The author of that article has a PhD in English, and he posts screenshots of Twitter accounts on the internet. 

That's really sad to me.

//Former English major.


Well, as the household appliances always used to say on the Flintstones, "It's a living." Hey, he's a journalist. He's as lucky to have a job as a baby mammoth dishwasher.
 
2013-12-20 08:35:41 PM

ModernLuddite: The author of that article has a PhD in English, and he posts screenshots of Twitter accounts on the internet.
That's really sad to me.

//Former English major.


You got better?
 
2013-12-20 08:38:33 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: cowgirl toffee: ...

Why that picture of the lemon party popped into my head after reading that?


A picture of a lemon party also popped into my head as well. :P

img30.imageshack.us

Do I have the right "lemon party"? ;)
 
2013-12-20 08:40:49 PM
She better hope being white will protect her from a possible case of Malaria.
 
2013-12-20 08:41:19 PM
bangtees.com
 
2013-12-20 08:44:22 PM
Hasa diga ebowai!
 
2013-12-20 08:44:31 PM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-12-20 08:46:18 PM
I just heard cats fighting outside and predict this will become relevant at some point.
 
2013-12-20 08:47:40 PM
I thought raping white chicks was what CURED AIDS over there
 
2013-12-20 08:49:03 PM
Aw MAN!!! This is serious shiat bro!! Collegehumor.com is really gonna go downhill once she gets fired.

/ooga booga. "powerful internet company". sounds ... powerful!
 
2013-12-20 08:51:44 PM
Looks like someone might get..... Sacco'd...
 
2013-12-20 08:52:58 PM
Free speech protects your right to say stupid things and not be jailed.
It doesn't keep your employer from deciding you are to stupid and toxic to be employed by them.
 
2013-12-20 08:53:32 PM

Fano: I thought raping white chicks was what CURED AIDS over there


Nooo - that's a frog...
 
2013-12-20 08:54:00 PM

This About That: On the other hand, let's assume for a moment she actually isn't an idiot. What would be the payoff for this sort of trolling?


There is no payoff. The reasons corporations sink to their knees, rend their garments, wail and beg forgiveness when a representative alienates a minority group is that a large portion of the group might stop spending money at their establishment. Which means less profit and all the consequences that entails.

It's just idiocy on her part.
 
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