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(Talking Points Memo)   So the plan really was to get people hooked on Obamacare   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 45
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2013-12-20 11:15:33 AM
it's funny - on "the wire," the dope was always named after a current event: WMD, pandemic, bin laden, etc.
 
2013-12-20 11:42:32 AM
Well that certainly would be one hell of a false flag operation.
 
2013-12-20 11:48:47 AM
Obamacare, be the death of me
Obamacare, it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off and dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jim's in this town
And all the politicians makin' crazy sounds
And everybody puttin' everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds
 
2013-12-20 11:54:25 AM
this thread is useless w/o pictures of Frankie, the K9 who found the ObamaCare.

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/good doggie
 
2013-12-20 12:15:53 PM
Where are the ones marked "Benghazi"?
 
2013-12-20 12:19:58 PM
Worked for Social Security and Medicare
 
2013-12-20 12:27:16 PM
Soon we'll be depending on our government for all kinds of things!
 
2013-12-20 12:28:25 PM

edmo: Worked for Social Security and Medicare


"I didn't RTFA" comments are the best.
 
2013-12-20 12:49:12 PM
♫  I want my, I want my, I want my ACA...
Healthcare for nothin,
and a phone for free ♫
 
2013-12-20 12:52:07 PM

Lando Lincoln: Soon we'll be depending on our government for all kinds of things!


Keep government out of government!
 
2013-12-20 01:05:02 PM
I;m genuinely surprised some House GOP member hasn't yet somehow talked about how Obamacare will force you to do crack.
 
2013-12-20 01:20:23 PM

what_now: this thread is useless w/o pictures of Frankie, the K9 who found the ObamaCare.



servingdope.com
 
2013-12-20 01:22:14 PM
When I was in high school we had a local police office warn us about the alluring names that dealers gave their drugs.  He gave examples of heroin called "Super Nautica" and "Pacman"

Glad that the tradition still holds strong.
 
2013-12-20 01:22:29 PM
the true goal of obeyme care is to rfid everyone!
 
2013-12-20 01:23:26 PM
The first taste is free, then they come back.
 
2013-12-20 01:24:35 PM

Lando Lincoln: Soon we'll be depending on our government for all kinds of things!


In before one of the Usual Suspects says seriously that that's the stated goal of the democrat party.
 
2013-12-20 01:26:05 PM
Hey look, they finally found a version of Obamacare that people actually want.
 
2013-12-20 01:26:44 PM

Mentat: Where are the ones marked "Benghazi"?


Benghazi is NOT heroin; it's crack. At least for the GOP.
 
2013-12-20 01:27:03 PM
If I had known that ObamaCare was gonna give us drugs, I would've signed up a long time ago.
 
2013-12-20 01:27:40 PM
The plan was to create a sloppily written corporate BJ to the insurance industry and let them fark poor people out of what little money they have left. Has anyone been to the Healthcare.gov website and seen the deductibles on most of these plans? A $6,500 deductible for someone making 20-30k a year is about as useful as no insurance at all.
 
2013-12-20 01:28:47 PM
I guess they found the real McCoy in Hatfield , Massachusetts....
 
2013-12-20 01:28:55 PM
Is this another one of those NSA assisted busts that tell the local police to pull over a certain car?
 
2013-12-20 01:32:47 PM
Hard to get addicted when your dealer's website is so confusing.
 
2013-12-20 01:34:08 PM

Lando Lincoln: Soon we'll be depending on our government for all kinds of things!


Old people were actually happy, singing and dancing, before the handouts of Social Security and Medicare.
 
2013-12-20 01:37:24 PM
Obamacare, it does lie, it does lie, it does lie.
 
2013-12-20 01:37:45 PM
Already, conservative blogs are lining up on Mememorandum to announce that This Means Something.
 
2013-12-20 01:43:05 PM
Nicely done, subby.
 
2013-12-20 01:46:28 PM

NutWrench: The plan was to create a sloppily written corporate BJ to the insurance industry and let them fark poor people out of what little money they have left. Has anyone been to the Healthcare.gov website and seen the deductibles on most of these plans? A $6,500 deductible for someone making 20-30k a year is about as useful as no insurance at all.


If that's what you are seeing, apparently you haven't been either.
 
2013-12-20 01:47:09 PM
Oh,  I see now.

It costs more than regular heroin,  thus the name Obamacare
 
2013-12-20 01:52:52 PM

machodonkeywrestler: NutWrench: The plan was to create a sloppily written corporate BJ to the insurance industry and let them fark poor people out of what little money they have left. Has anyone been to the Healthcare.gov website and seen the deductibles on most of these plans? A $6,500 deductible for someone making 20-30k a year is about as useful as no insurance at all.

If that's what you are seeing, apparently you haven't been either.


That number is pretty accurate, maybe even a little low.  The deductibles those plans are beyond outrageous.
 
2013-12-20 01:53:39 PM
Yes, but can I really keep my old dealer?
 
2013-12-20 01:56:24 PM

what_now: this thread is useless w/o pictures of Frankie, the K9 who found the ObamaCare.

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/good doggie


GAA! Look at the muscles on that big boy!
 
2013-12-20 01:58:08 PM
Hmmmmm I wonder were possibly could the Heroin have possibly come from?  I'd guess Afghanistan but that is all the way across the world.  I wonder what organization would have the resources to ship illegal drugs from Afghanistan to the USA?
 
2013-12-20 01:58:34 PM
The problem with Obamacare is, it's very moreish.
 
2013-12-20 02:08:20 PM

machodonkeywrestler: NutWrench: The plan was to create a sloppily written corporate BJ to the insurance industry and let them fark poor people out of what little money they have left. Has anyone been to the Healthcare.gov website and seen the deductibles on most of these plans? A $6,500 deductible for someone making 20-30k a year is about as useful as no insurance at all.

If that's what you are seeing, apparently you haven't been either.


Right-o!

Because my 6000 deductable was much more affordable along with the 950 dollar payments
 
m00
2013-12-20 02:09:04 PM
Obamacare is nothing like heroin.

It's actually possible to buy heroin.
 
2013-12-20 02:09:30 PM
First hit of healthcare is free kid.
 
2013-12-20 02:10:04 PM

bentley57: what_now: this thread is useless w/o pictures of Frankie, the K9 who found the ObamaCare.

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/good doggie

GAA! Look at the muscles on that big boy!


That dog is doing steroids, man.
 
2013-12-20 02:18:08 PM

toadist: Oh,  I see now.

It costs more than regular heroin,  thus the name Obamacare


it's true that some heroin costs more than no heroin, so you do have a point there.
 
2013-12-20 02:54:46 PM
Police declare street value at $3.75 billion, but the Medicare code says it would only pay $37,450.65.
 
2013-12-20 03:19:32 PM

togaman2k: Police declare street value at $3.75 billion, but the Medicare code says it would only pay $37,450.65.


I always wonder what street it is that you lads are buyin your cocaine health care on, because it sure as hell isn't the same street I'm buyin my cocaine health care.
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2013-12-20 03:26:41 PM
Anybody else noticed that since the website started working, Fox News has stopped calling it Obamacare and now refers to it only as the Affordable Care Act? As it gets more popular (Romneycare is the same thing, and Massholes LURVE it), they don't want Obama getting credit for it.
 
2013-12-20 03:57:45 PM

Crewmannumber6: togaman2k: Police declare street value at $3.75 billion, but the Medicare code says it would only pay $37,450.65.

I always wonder what street it is that you lads are buyin your cocaine health care on, because it sure as hell isn't the same street I'm buyin my cocaine health care.
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loved that movie. not as much as "in bruges," but still...
 
2013-12-21 03:08:45 AM
BuckoFama times infinity, plus another infinity.
 
2013-12-21 05:50:47 AM
I don't know that using obamacare as a brand of heroin is very smart.
After all, that brand is so tarnished that Obama has an entire team working round the clock working to figure out how to rebrand the mess to make it sexy.
 
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