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(Some Guy)   Author who gave away the '65 Thunderbird - Doctor, nudist, convicted drug addict and pedophile   ( divider line
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7554 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2001 at 10:13 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-05 10:15:45 PM  
dumb fark
2001-12-05 10:16:01 PM  
2001-12-05 10:16:19 PM  
i draw the line at naked pre-teens.
2001-12-05 10:16:45 PM  
2001-12-05 10:19:02 PM  
HAR HAR HAR!! I wonder what his daughter thinks!
2001-12-05 10:19:12 PM  
Who found this? That's some good Farking.
2001-12-05 10:21:14 PM  
thats some messed up shiat! and the nudist's hall of shame?? wtf?
2001-12-05 10:22:45 PM  
This was my submission.

My wife is a physician assistant, and has an earlier printing (without the car giveaway info...we checked) of the good doctor's EKG book. When she bought the book, it was well known that the good doctor was a pedophile, and some students were reluctant to buy the book. But it turns out that it is the best book of the type, so most bought it.
2001-12-05 10:23:13 PM  
I'm pretty sure you have to wear clothes for 5 years before your eligible for the nudist's hall of shame.
2001-12-05 10:27:54 PM  
Plastic surgeon. . . right. . . a "needed talent."
2001-12-05 10:28:02 PM  
Author who gave away the '65 Thunderbird - Doctor, nudist, convicted drug addict and pedophile

Ahh.. maybe it's the Hollywood influence, but now-a-days isn't that just about standard for anyone successful?

2001-12-05 10:30:58 PM  
Weird-ass site, though. These people are obsessed with porn. Waitaminnit...
2001-12-05 10:46:36 PM  
as usual -- fark is stranger than fiction.
2001-12-05 10:47:36 PM  
no crimes "are more violent than the use of child pornography and the distribution of narcotics"

I love how they equate kiddie porn with drug use.

"Nothing is worse than incestuous anal rape and celebrating christmas."

What's that called?
2001-12-05 10:50:10 PM  
A millionaire plastic surgeon with loose morals!?!?! Noooo, I would've never thought.

"Eleven of the drug counts involved a 16-year-old girl who was seduced by Dubin with the help of pills and vodka and eventually agreed to participate in sexual encounters with Dubin, another 17-year-old girl and a 23-year-old woman."

I understand the two teens, but why the old hag?
2001-12-05 10:50:21 PM  
Aero, is this the same guy who was a Yale professor and got arrested for child porn?
2001-12-05 10:50:35 PM  
Student winner: "Note to self - have the Thunderbird professionally cleaned."
2001-12-05 10:52:39 PM  
Fact 1: He's a plastic surgeon
Fact 2: He's into child porn
Fact 3: Michael Jackson has had major plastic surgery.
Fact 4: M.J. likes kids also

Humm, do these people know each other?
2001-12-05 10:55:42 PM  
The newspapers are a treasure trove this week. First and most noteworthy is a story from my city of Minneapolis. A whiskered University of Minnesota professor of New Testament studies named Dr. Richard (Dick) Pervo (I swear this is true) was arrested for having a cabinet full of thousands of items of downloaded kiddie porn. News reports described it as especially ugly, abusive stuff, but you would not know it by the old professor's demeanor. When agents knocked on his door, Pervo greeted them with, "I suppose you've come about my collection."

I thought this was amusing.
2001-12-05 10:56:36 PM  
'65 Thunderbird free -- plates and VIN not included
2001-12-05 10:59:04 PM  
...talent, ability, education and interest in art...

that whole "interest in art" smacks of elitism, methinks. Like John Q. Stupid would be convicted of pedophilia and the judge would say, "Figures, he knows nothing of Picasso's 'Blue' Period."
2001-12-05 11:03:09 PM  
By this plastic surgeon havin a fetish for child's official that the terrorists have already won....
2001-12-05 11:05:55 PM  
You know, you just can't make this kind of stuff up. Keep up the good work, people.
2001-12-05 11:08:57 PM  
Icono: "News reports described it as especially ugly, abusive stuff"

Well now. Isn't ALL child porn abusive? I mean, isn't that like... part of the definition?
2001-12-05 11:13:31 PM  
I can see why he was trying to get rid of his car now. He won't be using it where he's going.
2001-12-05 11:20:41 PM  
Marquis - I don't think so...I did a google search for "dale dubin" and Yale, and didn't get any positive hits.
2001-12-05 11:25:25 PM  
Good thinkin', Aero! That it didn't occur to me to do that myself really scares me.
2001-12-05 11:45:15 PM  
Aero: Don't search for Yale, that's just where the kid who won the 'stang goes to.

Search for Dale Dubin. But I have a feeling that someone who wrote a book about the rapid interpretation of EKGs for paramedics isn't a plastic surgeon that was busted for kiddie porn. Especially since he's published 50 editions of the book...kind of hard to do that while in jail for 5 years.

the book's website

the google search brings up the kiddie porn link as the 2nd result.
2001-12-05 11:46:11 PM  
damn...messed up the HTML on the link
2001-12-05 11:50:51 PM  
That was also 1986.

People do do thinks that they later regret. And the things of the past should be forgotten.
2001-12-05 11:52:11 PM  
I retract my previous statement, it's the same dude:

The webpage has a copy of the book without his middle initial...Barnes and has the book listed with his middle initial.

Dale B Dubin's EKG book (pedophile) It's book #7 on the list
2001-12-05 11:52:19 PM  
"Figures, he knows nothing of Picasso's 'Blue' Period."

Ok, here is a little fact. Absinthe when used in excess, (and remember these guys back then were drinking like 180 proof stuff, and a quart a night) causes a disruption of the brains ability to percieve the color blue. I don't think anyone knows why, and it's a temporary condition that goes away but it happens.

So all these great "artists" were just F'n hammered on absinthe and were "blue blind." Hence their blue period.

2001-12-06 12:24:13 AM  
I love how the Doctor was saying in his defense that they exaggrated the crimes he commited, not exactly sure what you would need to exaggerate something involving 2 underage girls, a 3rd of age woman, cocain, pills and booze, uhhh that seems like enough to charge you with right there buddy. Oh well, I guess it is better then the "Wookie Defense"
2001-12-06 12:54:33 AM  

The "blue" in Picasso's blue period refers to the mournful, sorrowful, depressed images that he painted not literally the color blue. At least I think that is the case. I could be wrong.
2001-12-06 01:36:32 AM  

Picasso's Blue Period started in 1901. This was a period of mourning for Picasso over his friend, Casamegas who had committed suicide over a lost lover. It was also when he just moved to Paris and was living in poverty. During this period of Picasso's painting his paintings were dominated by the color blue as an expression of melancholy and sadness. His images at this time was also of misery and sadness. La Vie painted in 1903 is seen as the culmination of this period and the beginning of Picasso's "Rose Period".

On another interesting note related to the Absinthe comment sort of:

Directly after his Blue Period, Picasso moved on to his Rose Period in 1905. Some believe that the warm tones of this period of work were influenced by Picasso's habit of smoking opium.
2001-12-06 02:40:37 AM  
The boy is phenomally busy. He also is a surgeon (see this link)

and he is a semi-pro photographer (I've seen some of his work in a local calendar) (cannot find any link to that work) (and no, it wasn't perverted photos; landscapes and the like)
2001-12-06 02:47:01 AM  
and a hibiscus breeder
2001-12-06 02:48:32 AM  
and a stuffed shirt blowhard....​ale+dubi n&hl=en
2001-12-06 03:03:15 AM  
Sherlock Holmes and Crew:

You know, there are probably multiple Dale Dubin's out there. Do you think you're the only person with your name?

Fun and easy game:

Step 1: log on to your favorite search engine (
Step 2: type in your first and last name
Step 3: Find out all the neat things you're doing on the web -- except, of course, it's not really you.

Example: I tried this, and discovered, among other things, that I had run cross-country at Williams College. Fascinating, considering I actually attended Hope College.

Try it yourself!
2001-12-06 03:19:11 AM  
I've heard rumors to the effect that Picasso was simply too poor to buy new paints, so he used the ones he had....which were mostly blue.

Probably false though.
2001-12-06 03:27:09 AM  
Well it must be true coming from an authoritative source like Not that i've ever farkin heard of this place. Story may very well be true, but upon visiting the main page it looks more and more like some femi-nazi crackpot bullshiat. She's against PETA for godsake, not to mention the ACLU. Funny though, I don't see anything saying that woman should have to register for the draft. Quite frankly i can't swallow any of this militant "womyn are second class citizens" crap until they're willing to ante up for the draft.
2001-12-06 05:28:39 AM  
Come on, we've all been there...

I know I have - made a man out of me and every day I thank God for it!
2001-12-06 09:20:06 AM  
Danmcq13 (alias Sigerson Holmes):

the links I provided are all for the same Dale Dubin. He hits the Tampa Bay newspapers regularly with his i-have-no-time-to-sleep lifestyle of the speed freak and perverted. Check your information.
2001-12-06 09:41:07 AM  

Hey man, nobody's perfect.
2001-12-06 12:51:26 PM  
I'd be sure to check the trunk of the car.
2001-12-06 02:19:04 PM  
Regardless, the kid got a super cool free car, which is the best. It's hilarious that this guy is the giver (I wonder if he'll be published next time, whether he's the "authority" or not), but I'd still keep the car.
2001-12-06 05:01:22 PM  
A federal judge sentenced millionaire plastic surgeon Dale B. Dubin to five years in prison for what the judge called an obsession with pornography and cocaine that turned the doctor's life into a tragedy

You can go to jail for being obsessed with porn?
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