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(Yahoo)   Harry Reid checks into hospital after feeling unwell. Doctors find nothing wrong, say it could just be from exercising his spine, which he hadn't done in years   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 55
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2013-12-20 09:58:31 AM  
Well-executed headline, subby
 
2013-12-20 10:14:02 AM  
+1 on the headline.
 
2013-12-20 10:15:09 AM  
I Lol'd +1
 
2013-12-20 10:33:19 AM  
it's funny because it's true!
 
2013-12-20 10:33:33 AM  
Oh snap. Agreed on the kudos for the headline.
 
2013-12-20 10:33:55 AM  
"I want to plagiarize this headline and put it on my FB feed subby."  ~  Rand Paul
 
2013-12-20 10:36:15 AM  
Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.
 
2013-12-20 10:36:17 AM  
We are going to need some lettuce and a strawberry stat!
 
2013-12-20 10:37:42 AM  
Leave him in bed with a copy of Obamacare, He'll be fine.
 
2013-12-20 10:40:44 AM  

way south: Leave him in bed with a copy of Obamacare, He'll be fine.


Lifting that damned thing is probably what threw his back out in the first place.
 
2013-12-20 10:46:07 AM  

Diogenes: way south: Leave him in bed with a copy of Obamacare, He'll be fine.

Lifting that damned thing is probably what threw his back out in the first place.



Never happened
 
2013-12-20 10:47:06 AM  
Those comments...
 
2013-12-20 10:50:54 AM  
...and they say his spine grew three sizes that day?
 
2013-12-20 10:52:47 AM  
I find it refreshing that liberals can have a sense of humor about their own.

Except you,  mainstreet62.  Switch to decaf ;-)
 
2013-12-20 10:53:24 AM  

mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.


You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".
 
2013-12-20 10:53:26 AM  
Excitement and hatred down at freeperville.
 
2013-12-20 10:53:35 AM  

Diogenes: way south: Leave him in bed with a copy of Obamacare, He'll be fine.

Lifting that damned thing is probably what threw his back out in the first place.


Posts like this are why I upgraded to a washable keyboard. 

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-20 10:53:50 AM  
Great! He just increased the cost of ObamaCare by $14 trillion. Thank, Harry!
 
2013-12-20 10:58:07 AM  

Wooly Bully: mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.

You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".


democratic party spinelessness is a never ending punchline.
 
2013-12-20 11:04:02 AM  
Maybe Satan is calling him home....
 
2013-12-20 11:05:42 AM  
Way to go, subby.  Good jorb.

+1
 
2013-12-20 11:13:32 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Those comments...


Never read Yahoo comments. Never.

Ever.
 
2013-12-20 11:13:58 AM  

karnal: Maybe Satan is calling him home....


Reagan died years ago. Do try to keep up.
 
2013-12-20 11:20:39 AM  

Wooly Bully: mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.

You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".


Pfft.  You don't know what REAL humor is.

img.photobucket.com

Now THAT'S funny, I don't care WHO you are!
 
2013-12-20 11:26:36 AM  

Diogenes: I find it refreshing that liberals can have a sense of humor about their own.

Except you,  mainstreet62.  Switch to decaf ;-)


That's just cause you don't GET conservative humour! herpaderp!
 
2013-12-20 11:26:43 AM  

Wooly Bully: mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.

You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".


Dude he's not going to sleep with you.
 
2013-12-20 11:27:17 AM  

maddermaxx: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Those comments...

Never read Yahoo comments. Never.

Ever.


See, I knew that. But a part of my brain said, "you're a grown up space monster, how bad can it be?"

I've seen shiat, man. I've watched planets be devoured by the Evermoth. I've seen whole races disappear down the maws of hungry space aphids. Yahoo comments get me every time, because they're so earnest about being terrible people.
 
2013-12-20 11:29:53 AM  
Too bad he wasn't death paneled by Fartbongocare
 
2013-12-20 11:31:09 AM  

mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.


Hi, you must be new to Fark. Here, we beat jokes into the ground and then into fertilizer. If it worked once, it must work a thousand times. After all, Fark's Iconic Image is a squirrel with big nuts. We love our memes and they don't die.
 
2013-12-20 11:37:21 AM  

TheBigJerk: Excitement and hatred down at freeperville.


And this is different from any other day over there, how?
 
2013-12-20 11:39:53 AM  
Thanks for the laughs, Fark.  Speedy recovery, old man, you're still on my dime.
 
2013-12-20 11:42:05 AM  
I thought he was just going in for an asshole transplant.
 
2013-12-20 11:42:43 AM  

GoldSpider: Wooly Bully: mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.

You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".

Dude he's not going to sleep with you.


Now that's just cruel. I don't like tired unfunny "jokes", so you posted another one.
 
2013-12-20 11:48:29 AM  

Wooly Bully: GoldSpider: Wooly Bully: mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.

You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".

Dude he's not going to sleep with you.

Now that's just cruel. I don't like tired unfunny "jokes", so you posted another one.


Have a Snickers

:)
 
2013-12-20 11:51:24 AM  

Lackofname: mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.

Hi, you must be new to Fark. Here, we beat jokes into the ground and then into fertilizer. If it worked once, it must work a thousand times. After all, Fark's Iconic Image is a squirrel with big nuts. We love our memes and they don't die.


but they do have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Please remember to pray for Omarion, but don't go into the bathroom after him... HE BEEFS!
 
2013-12-20 11:56:15 AM  

Diogenes: I find it refreshing that liberals can have a sense of humor about their own.

Except you,  mainstreet62.  Switch to decaf ;-)


YOUWILLNOTTAKEMYCOFFEEAWAYFROMME!!!!
 
2013-12-20 11:59:54 AM  

JolobinSmokin: "I want to plagiarize this headline and put it on my FB feed subby."  ~  Rand Paul


said Shia LeBeouf
 
2013-12-20 12:00:49 PM  

mainstreet62: Diogenes: I find it refreshing that liberals can have a sense of humor about their own.

Except you,  mainstreet62.  Switch to decaf ;-)

YOUWILLNOTTAKEMYCOFFEEAWAYFROMME!!!!


I replaced your roast with the one where they have cats eat the beans first. Didnyou notice?
 
2013-12-20 12:02:18 PM  

rjakobi: I thought he was just going in for an asshole transplant.


Mitch McConnell is in Kentucky.
 
2013-12-20 12:03:28 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Wooly Bully: GoldSpider: Wooly Bully: mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old. Ever.

You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".

Dude he's not going to sleep with you.

Now that's just cruel. I don't like tired unfunny "jokes", so you posted another one.

Have a Snickers

:)


Well in my defense, I totally got that "Santa's actually white" was a really just a joke, and a knee-slapper, too. That should prove I have a great sense of humor!
 
2013-12-20 12:05:17 PM  
If it comes to it, can they make Warren majority leader of the Senate just to rub in the fop blocking her nomination?
 
2013-12-20 12:12:05 PM  
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-12-20 12:15:22 PM  

mainstreet62: Oh look, another spine joke with Harry Reid in it.

Those don't get old.


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

Point of Fact: Jokes about Waffles, Spines and the Democratic Party never get old. :-)
 
2013-12-20 12:27:40 PM  

Wooly Bully: You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".


The first time I saw that, it was the closest thing to a witty right wing joke I had seen in quite a few years.

It is still the most recent one.
 
2013-12-20 12:37:19 PM  

Zafler: Wooly Bully: You know what else is hilarious? Al Gore invented the internet, Chris Christie's fat, and Elizabeth Warren's nickname is "Fauxcahontas".

The first time I saw that, it was the closest thing to a witty right wing joke I had seen in quite a few years.

It is still the most recent one.


I thought "Vulture Capitalist" was pretty witty (if not exactly intended as a joke).
 
2013-12-20 12:54:53 PM  
♫♫♫ I'm not sick, But I'm not well, And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in Hell. ♫♫♫

/source
 
2013-12-20 01:11:06 PM  
Diogenes: I find it refreshing that liberals can have a sense of humor about their own.

That's one difference between liberals and conservatives.  We can actually engage in good-natured humor; Tom Coburn says something about Rush in good humor and he's banished to conservative Siberia.

Except you,  mainstreet62.  Switch to decaf ;-)

Heh.
 
2013-12-20 01:15:40 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: maddermaxx: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Those comments...

Never read Yahoo comments. Never.

Ever.

See, I knew that. But a part of my brain said, "you're a grown up space monster, how bad can it be?"

I've seen shiat, man. I've watched planets be devoured by the Evermoth. I've seen whole races disappear down the maws of hungry space aphids. Yahoo comments get me every time, because they're so earnest about being terrible people.


This will help. Or possibly make you hungry.
 
2013-12-20 02:27:04 PM  

Spartapuss: Thanks for the laughs, Fark.  Speedy recovery, old man, you're still on my dime.


It sounds like a false alarm. My grandfather on my mother's side is a bit younger than him, and he still flies gliders and goes on insane hikes, so it's not like Reid's got one foot in the grave...

/I like Reid, he seems cool.
 
2013-12-20 02:31:39 PM  

Farkomatic: ♫♫♫ I'm not sick, But I'm not well, And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in Hell. ♫♫♫

/source


why? Why would you stick that in my brain?!? Have I wronged you in some fashion?
 
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