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(Sun Sentinel)   The new Scarlet Letter: Man's sign reads, "I BEAT WOMEN,. HONK IF I'M A SCUMBAG," Hey, it's a get outta jail sign   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-20 08:43:53 AM  

Quoting the real story, not the blog:

Hessler called the cops but later decided to take the law into her own hands, she contacted him on Facebook and gave him an ultimatum. Either hold up the sign for 8 hours at a busy intersection, or she's pressing charges.
This is close to blackmail (in the criminal sense) but probably not over the line. It is also an unenforceable promise. She can go to police with the sign holding as a confession. Police can use the sign holding as a confession and make her testify against her will.
 
2013-12-20 09:29:03 AM  
*Honk* *Honk*
 
2013-12-20 09:31:49 AM  
*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!*
 
2013-12-20 09:34:40 AM  
When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.
 
2013-12-20 09:35:55 AM  
What's sad is that he'll get more women asking him on dates now than he has ever had asking him before
 
2013-12-20 09:37:54 AM  
www.bartcop.com

"Hi, I'm John Fund.
  I beat women - got any?"
 
2013-12-20 09:41:53 AM  
Your car horn is not an amusement device. Also, your car horn is not a doorbell. Also, your car horn is not an intruder alert. Also, your car horn is not a means to wave hello to your neighbor.

The only reason to honk your horn is for safety purposes. If you do it for any other reason, then you are a farking thoughtless scum, and should be kicked in the nuts.

If you cause other people to honk their horn for any reason, then you are a thoughtless scum, and should be euthanized.
 
2013-12-20 09:43:17 AM  

SevenizGud: Your car horn is not an amusement device. Also, your car horn is not a doorbell. Also, your car horn is not an intruder alert. Also, your car horn is not a means to wave hello to your neighbor.

The only reason to honk your horn is for safety purposes. If you do it for any other reason, then you are a farking thoughtless scum, and should be kicked in the nuts.

If you cause other people to honk their horn for any reason, then you are a thoughtless scum, and should be euthanized.


Agreed.
 
2013-12-20 09:44:25 AM  
So blackmail get's a pass as long as it involves a woman. Gotcha.
 
2013-12-20 09:44:47 AM  
Holy crap, Florida has its own newspaper based on its own Fark tag?
 
2013-12-20 09:45:18 AM  

mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.


I agree. It's almost funny how much we ignore the actions of women in these situations. That said anything short of them getting physical with you can't be used as grounds for smacking them perhaps mitigating the punishment involved but never a "reason" for striking them.
 
2013-12-20 09:48:34 AM  
How about a bumper sticker that says, "I ♣ My Wife"
Actually saw that once
 
2013-12-20 09:48:38 AM  
Perhaps he just wanted to avoid lawyer costs.
 
2013-12-20 09:49:30 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: How about a bumper sticker that says, "I ♣ My Wife"
Actually saw that once


Cuckhold fetish?
 
2013-12-20 09:55:45 AM  

mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.


No excuse for hitting women.  The only thing that comes close to an excuse is if you are trying to save yourself from harm or your children from a womans assault.  All I hear is "WAAAH" the legal system is unfair.  So what?

This dude FTFA got a get out of jail card, he got off easy.  Not nearly enough of a warning to the other women in the city.   Whats sad is he probably thinks he's the victim.
 
2013-12-20 09:59:41 AM  
If someone had shot him my guess is she'd be in some really deep shiat.
 
2013-12-20 10:02:03 AM  

lockers: So blackmail get's a pass as long as it involves a woman funny justice. Gotcha.


Dude had it coming.  And it's cheaper.  Besides aren't you one if those internet-libertarian types who wishes we had more people dealing with their own problems instead of whining and crying to big daddy government?
 
2013-12-20 10:02:30 AM  

orclover: mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.

No excuse for hitting women.  The only thing that comes close to an excuse is if you are trying to save yourself from harm or your children from a womans assault.  All I hear is "WAAAH" the legal system is unfair.  So what?

This dude FTFA got a get out of jail card, he got off easy.  Not nearly enough of a warning to the other women in the city.   Whats sad is he probably thinks he's the victim.


According to a better article she threw the first punch after being fondled following a night of clubbing and then got a few more punches in return.
 
2013-12-20 10:03:22 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: If someone had shot him my guess is she'd be in some really deep shiat.


In Florida?
 
2013-12-20 10:07:15 AM  

orclover: mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.

No excuse for hitting women.  The only thing that comes close to an excuse is if you are trying to save yourself from harm or your children from a womans assault.  All I hear is "WAAAH" the legal system is unfair.  So what?

This dude FTFA got a get out of jail card, he got off easy.  Not nearly enough of a warning to the other women in the city.   Whats sad is he probably thinks he's the victim.


On what do you base "No excuse"? If you were living with some guy who was regularly screaming at you, belittling you and threatening to steal your stuff, do you not think they'd get their eye blacked and have it coming? Are women a special case or something? Check that you've still got your balls, and stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
 
2013-12-20 10:21:52 AM  

TheBigJerk: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: If someone had shot him my guess is she'd be in some really deep shiat.

In Florida?


Unless the guy with the sign was kicking the shooters ass, yes.
 
2013-12-20 10:27:07 AM  

mister aj: orclover: mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.

No excuse for hitting women.  The only thing that comes close to an excuse is if you are trying to save yourself from harm or your children from a womans assault.  All I hear is "WAAAH" the legal system is unfair.  So what?

This dude FTFA got a get out of jail card, he got off easy.  Not nearly enough of a warning to the other women in the city.   Whats sad is he probably thinks he's the victim.

On what do you base "No excuse"? If you were living with some guy who was regularly screaming at you, belittling you and threatening to steal your stuff, do you not think they'd get their eye blacked and have it coming? Are women a special case or something? Check that you've still got your balls, and stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.


Ahh man I was actually about to respond with a verbal duel to your first sentence but then you over reached with the next couple.  You climbed too high, went too obvious.  You have to be more subtle.  This is fark, we expect quality, not cheap taunts and low ball bait.  Come now dear fellow take a breath, have some coffee, maybe some breakfast and come back to warm up at the politics tab.  BUT.  Bring your A-Game, none of this weak shiat ok?

You will never make somebodies favorites if you cant keep focused.
 
2013-12-20 10:30:28 AM  
images.thehollywoodgossip.com

"Nah, it's just a sign promoting my new album."
 
2013-12-20 10:30:39 AM  
"oohhhh nooooo but she was meeeeeaaaann to me waaaaaaahhhhhh"

stfu and look into the whole "being a man thing" goddamn pathetic pos.
 
2013-12-20 10:34:09 AM  
mister aj(ignored: has a mail order bride): When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.

You know that you're not entitled to sex simply because you're married, right?
Although, in your particular case, maybe you don't know that.
 
2013-12-20 10:36:56 AM  

SevenizGud: Your car horn is not an amusement device. Also, your car horn is not a doorbell. Also, your car horn is not an intruder alert. Also, your car horn is not a means to wave hello to your neighbor.

The only reason to honk your horn is for safety purposes. If you do it for any other reason, then you are a farking thoughtless scum, and should be kicked in the nuts.

If you cause other people to honk their horn for any reason, then you are a thoughtless scum, and should be euthanized.


No, silly, it's for laying on when someone cuts you off!  :)

/ yes, agreed, car horns are waaaaay overused.  I think I average once a year with mine, if that.
 
2013-12-20 10:41:00 AM  

RTOGUY: According to a better article she threw the first punch after being fondled following a night of clubbing and then got a few more punches in return.


So she defended herself against sexual assault and got beaten for it.
 
2013-12-20 10:52:20 AM  
So, is she a manipulative coont who is using the threat of a she said/he said type trial to temporarily humiliate this guy, or is she a manipulative coont who would rather temporarily humiliate this guy and let him beat another woman later instead of actually doing something that would get him to not beat women, like charges?

This story smells.
 
2013-12-20 10:59:21 AM  
You must read the comment on that Web site.
 
2013-12-20 11:11:10 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: TheBigJerk: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: If someone had shot him my guess is she'd be in some really deep shiat.

In Florida?

Unless the guy with the sign was kicking the shooters ass, yes.


Or running home after someone stole your clothes.
 
2013-12-20 11:17:08 AM  
Theaetetus:
"You know that you're not entitled to sex simply because you're married, right?
Although, in your particular case, maybe you don't know that."
--------------------------------------------------------------------- - ----------------------

And all married and divorced men altogether now................DON'T WE KNOW IT!
 
2013-12-20 11:27:48 AM  

lockers: So blackmail get's a pass as long as it involves a woman. Gotcha.


It's not blackmail.
 
2013-12-20 11:29:09 AM  

baconbeard: SevenizGud: Your car horn is not an amusement device. Also, your car horn is not a doorbell. Also, your car horn is not an intruder alert. Also, your car horn is not a means to wave hello to your neighbor.

The only reason to honk your horn is for safety purposes. If you do it for any other reason, then you are a farking thoughtless scum, and should be kicked in the nuts.

If you cause other people to honk their horn for any reason, then you are a thoughtless scum, and should be euthanized.

Agreed.


At a busy intersection near my place of work, about once a month (and during rush hour) a group of people stand on the corner holding signs that say "Honk for Peace!" They've been doing this for over a year now, so I think the irony of the situation has yet to occur to them.
 
2013-12-20 11:31:27 AM  

Theaetetus: mister aj(ignored: has a mail order bride): When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.

You know that you're not entitled to sex simply because you're married, right?
Although, in your particular case, maybe you don't know that.


Entitled is a strong word, but sex is an important part of the relationship. If she's no longer putting out, kick the biatch to the kerb.
 
2013-12-20 11:31:29 AM  

TheBigJerk: lockers: So blackmail get's a pass as long as it involves a woman funny justice. Gotcha.

Dude had it coming.  And it's cheaper.  Besides aren't you one if those internet-libertarian types who wishes we had more people dealing with their own problems instead of whining and crying to big daddy government?


No. I think they should both go to jail. Hitting a loved one is despicable. coercing a loved one is too. They are both scumbags.
 
2013-12-20 11:53:06 AM  

mister aj: sex is an important part of the relationship


The other important parts being sammich making and beer bringing?
 
2013-12-20 11:58:32 AM  
What's the big deal?  I beat my wife all the time.

At Words With Friends.
Although to be fair, she kicks my ass on SongPop.
 
2013-12-20 12:25:19 PM  
Sounds like a terroristic threat/blackmail situation. biatch needs to get her ass investigated.
 
2013-12-20 12:29:42 PM  

Bslim: Sounds like a terroristic threat/blackmail situation. biatch needs to get her ass investigated.


Ah, FARK's woman beating/child molesting defender shows up.
 
2013-12-20 12:30:23 PM  

mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.


You sound like a woman beater.
 
2013-12-20 12:31:37 PM  
Aww, you poor men with your bigger bodies, stronger muscles, patriarchal society, money and privlidge. You poor, persecuted men.

I'm hugging my laptop right now. I hope you can feel it.
 
2013-12-20 12:31:47 PM  

orclover: mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.

No excuse for hitting women.  The only thing that comes close to an excuse is if you are trying to save yourself from harm or your children from a womans assault.  All I hear is "WAAAH" the legal system is unfair.  So what?

This dude FTFA got a get out of jail card, he got off easy.  Not nearly enough of a warning to the other women in the city.   Whats sad is he probably thinks he's the victim.


The same can be said for all the guys making excuses for him in this thread.
 
2013-12-20 12:32:49 PM  

Smock Pot: Aww, you poor men with your bigger bodies, stronger muscles, patriarchal society, money and privlidge. You poor, persecuted men.

I'm hugging my laptop right now. I hope you can feel it.


The extra D is for dicks.
 
2013-12-20 12:33:28 PM  

RTOGUY: orclover: mister aj: When men hit women, it's always for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Men are always violent, women are always angels who would never do anything to provoke their man. They'd never threaten to take the kids for good, take half *his* money, withhold sex, take the house or whore around. No; men = EEEEEVIL.

No excuse for hitting women.  The only thing that comes close to an excuse is if you are trying to save yourself from harm or your children from a womans assault.  All I hear is "WAAAH" the legal system is unfair.  So what?

This dude FTFA got a get out of jail card, he got off easy.  Not nearly enough of a warning to the other women in the city.   Whats sad is he probably thinks he's the victim.

According to a better article she threw the first punch after being fondled following a night of clubbing and then got a few more punches in return.


So if a guy grabbed your butt unprovoked, you'd do nothing about that?
 
2013-12-20 12:37:01 PM  

cranked: mister aj: sex is an important part of the relationship

The other important parts being sammich making and beer bringing?


You left out being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
 
2013-12-20 12:44:00 PM  

Smock Pot: Smock Pot: Aww, you poor men with your bigger bodies, stronger muscles, patriarchal society, money and privlidge. You poor, persecuted men.

I'm hugging my laptop right now. I hope you can feel it.

The extra D is for dicks.


How you doing?
 
2013-12-20 12:45:09 PM  

Latinwolf: So if a guy grabbed your butt unprovoked, you'd do nothing about that?


How cute of a guy were talking about here?
 
2013-12-20 12:46:40 PM  
We bringing back wooden stocks?
 
2013-12-20 12:53:44 PM  

orclover: No excuse for hitting women.


We're a generation of men raised by women, and sometimes hit by women. We've watched women earn all the money for the household, screw our dads over in court, and all kinds of masculine things. It's time to start treating women like everyone else: peacefully. Not because they're women, but because peace > violence.
 
2013-12-20 12:56:46 PM  

mccallcl: orclover: No excuse for hitting women.

We're a generation of men raised by women, and sometimes hit by women. We've watched women earn all the money for the household, screw our dads over in court, and all kinds of masculine things. It's time to start treating women like everyone else: peacefully. Not because they're women, but because peace > violence.


I thought they wanted equality? Ball your fist and hit like a man, be hit like one.
 
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