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(Herald News)   Man comes home to find a burglar ransacking the place and, well, the burglar's mugshot speaks for itself. Tag is for the homeowner   (heraldnews.com) divider line 121
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2013-12-20 12:22:50 PM
Should have choked him out once he was subdued. Dead men don't sue.
 
2013-12-20 12:36:33 PM
He looks like an Oxy Moron.
 
2013-12-20 12:41:33 PM
Rho Dylan?
Fargin' icehole is lucky to be alive.
Remember the Battle of Federal Hill
"Don't shoot 'til you see the backs of their heads."
 
2013-12-20 12:45:26 PM
Good thing he did not fall down the step.
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-20 12:45:59 PM
Other men with huge soup coolers include:

  encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com  i2.asntown.net
 
2013-12-20 12:54:56 PM
wut the unholy fuk
 
2013-12-20 12:55:07 PM
Argn.. I totally misread that quote

B Obama didnt say that.   -so sorry
 
2013-12-20 01:00:38 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: thurstonxhowell: It's "heroic" to defend your own stuff now?

Pretty much.  Within his rights to defend his stuff?  I suppose so.  A hero for between a scrawny kid to a bloody pulp for trying to take his stuff?  I'm not quite prepared to go that direction.


Maybe that kid will now think twice about breaking into someone else's house....your house, because of the ass whuping he got.

So, yeah, Hero.
 
2013-12-20 01:09:13 PM
Poor baby gonna cry?
 
2013-12-20 01:18:54 PM

CheatCommando: Mr. Shabooboo: , he was rifling the house for phat loots.

Looks like the rogue was trying to solo the encounter and discovered he can't tank.


He might suffer some back stab damage in the dungeon later on too..
 
2013-12-20 03:31:09 PM

Enlightened Liberal: I do not understand the need to take the law into your own hands unless it is an absolute life or death situation. Homeowner should have locked himself in a room or fled and called the police. Let the professionals handle criminals.


Meh. 2/10. Not enough outrage.
 
2013-12-20 04:32:19 PM

Pocket Ninja: Opposing Views: The Smegma of Online News


It appears so.

I'll have to remember to not open this site on my iDevice; it keeps trying to open the App Store via the article page.
 
2013-12-20 05:52:50 PM
A couple of decades ago I bashed an intruder, all got was an admonishment from the cops that I didn't smash him enough, and "unconscious criminals are much more polite"; I do live in a castle state, and here it would have been lawful to have killed that intruder. So, he got lucky. In an odd way I still feel just a little bit bad about hurting someone, but it was me or him so I feel okay about it.
 
2013-12-20 05:55:37 PM

EngineerBob: Fano: dwrash: I keep a few hand made baseball bats around the house in strategic areas for just such an occasion... i'll go for the knees though...

I keep a miniature giant hamster.

Go for the eyes, Boo!

And you don't EVEN want to know where the Gerbil is headed!


RICHARRRRRRRD!!1!
 
2013-12-20 07:47:56 PM

MycroftHolmes: The homeowner should be charged with assault.  His life was not in danger.  No property is worth physical harm or endangering someones life.  He should have backed off to a safe distance and called the police.  He had no right to take the law into his own hand


.01 / 10
 
2013-12-20 08:43:07 PM
My God.  I mean, he just totally beat the living shiat out of him.  There's no real way of glossing over what happened.  He knocked this farking high school reject's dick in the dirt.
 
2013-12-20 09:49:32 PM
He should have shot him. He wouldn't be able to rob again.
 
2013-12-21 12:10:46 AM

MycroftHolmes: Actually, I think I just proved Poe's law. I was trying to be over the top sarcastic, but it just doesn't look any different than a lot of the comments I see in these threads.


And I was going to post notsureifserious.jpg or call you out as a troll.  You should have let it go on awhile...more amusement would have certainly occurred.
 
2013-12-21 12:13:46 AM
Not beat up enough for my tastes. He's got all his limbs. How's he going to learn ANYTHING?
 
2013-12-21 01:08:54 AM

MycroftHolmes: The homeowner should be charged with assault.  His life was not in danger.  No property is worth physical harm or endangering someones life.  He should have backed off to a safe distance and called the police.  He had no right to take the law into his own hand

 
Are you a crim or a troll? If someone is in your house they are a danger.  They are not there to play Parcheesi and will have no issue about killing you if you get in their way.  I say kudos to the homeowner for farking up the robber.  Maybe he will think twice before breaking into another home.
 
2013-12-21 01:36:12 AM

Ima4nic8or: MycroftHolmes: The homeowner should be charged with assault.  His life was not in danger.  No property is worth physical harm or endangering someones life.  He should have backed off to a safe distance and called the police.  He had no right to take the law into his own hand
 
Are you a crim or a troll? If someone is in your house they are a danger.  They are not there to play Parcheesi and will have no issue about killing you if you get in their way.  I say kudos to the homeowner for farking up the robber.  Maybe he will think twice before breaking into another home.


Derp.
 
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